Nhau iyo varume vakanaka variko, uye vanopinda muupenyu hwenyu kwete apo iwe uri kuvatsvaga uye nekumirira, asi kana nguva inosarudza kukuita chipo chakafanirwa.
Upenyu hwangu hwekupedzisira hwaive hwakafanana nehupenyu hwevakadzi vazhinji vemazuva ano, vakachenjera, vakanaka uye vakasurukirwa. Anenge ari mudzidzi akakurumbira pachikoro (rimwe chete-mana), imwe nhengo ine chidimbu chemafiropu (rimwe rinowedzera), rudo rusingadikanwi mugore rokutanga, kuroora mushure mechikoro uye kushanda kwete muhutano, nokuti mari inodiwa.
Ndizvo chete, kusiyana nevakawanda vehama dzangu dzekuroorana, ndakanga ndisina nguva yekuve nevana vaviri kana vatatu, saka pakanga pasina chikonzero chekubata kumurume wangu akashaya. Mumakore matatu, zvinenge zvichienderana neBegbeder, manzwiro angu ose omwoyo wose pamusoro pemurume wangu, asingatendi asinganzwisisiki genius, akaoma akaoma. Izvo zvakanga zvisina kudikanwa kugovera pfuma yakawanikwa, nokuti zvinenge zvose, kusanganisira shati yake itsva-masokisi-pants, yakatengwa kubva muhomwe yangu. Uye imba yacho yakaramba ichishandiswa kuna mbuya vangu, avo vakaenda kumunda wavo anodikanwa kumunda wake waaida aple-plum.
Pakutongwa, wangu wekare akanga achiedza kuratidza chimwe chinhu, akavimbisa kuti ainge atorwa kuti aende kushanda, uye kufambira mberi kwake kwaizodhonza, kana kwete kuNobel, ipapo kumutambo wenyika chaiyo, uye kuti ndaizozvidemba zvikuru muupenyu hwangu hwose pamusoro pokusarudza kwangu nokukurumidzira.
Ndaifanira kushungurudza chete chinhu chimwe chete. Kuti mushure mokunge murume wangu akasiya hupenyu hwangu, shamwari dzake dzakanyangarikawo kubva kwaari, wandingambokumbira kuti agadzire chimwe chinhu mumba, kana kukurumidza kukumbirwa kwa tenzi kwakanga kusina mari yakakwana /
Pane imwe nguva, ndakasarudza kuita zvishoma kugadziri muimba yacho ndoga. Ndakatenga seti yezvigadzirwa, nokuti pakanga pasina chinhu chakasara muimba kunze kwechigamba chababamunini uye chinonzi screwdriver. Uye zvakaratidzika kwandiri kuti pakutanga kwepartry yaive nemhando dzose dzemiti, mabhuti, zviso.
Chokutanga pane zvose, ndakasarudza kugadzirisa ketete yemagetsi yekare. Ndaifanira kurovedza pane chimwe chinhu, asi ndakanga ndisina kati. Zvinotoshamisa, asi chokwadi ndechokuti - ndakabata ne kettle pasina simba rakawanda. Ndakafuridzirwa kubudirira, ndakasarudza kuchinja mafirimu mumugwagwa. Akakurumidza kubvarura mapepa akare, akabvarura bhobhobho uye akazoziva kuti kwenguva yakareba yaizoshandura nzvimbo yekushanduka uye zvigaro. Iyo yekare yakanga isina nguva yekuchinja kwakadaro, uye ini, zvirokwazvo, ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kuita zvose zvakakosha uye ndakachengeteka.
Sezvo rombo ringave narwo, kushambwa mashchinka, kusindimara kuchiyeuchidza zera rake rinoremekedzwa, rakaguma kuita basa rayo rakananga. Kugadzirisa kwaisava nechinangwa, kwaizoguma kwakanyarara mumusangano, pasina kudzoka zvakare. Uye zvikamu zvakabvumirana kuti zvigamuchire, uye zvakare vakabhadhara mari shoma. Kunowedzera gumi zvakapetwa pamutengo wakagamuchirwa, ndakatenga bell-bell, iyo yandakatarisa kwenguva yakareba, asi ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kuitenga, nokuti ndakanga ndiri mari yezvemari kwete ini chete nemurume wangu, asi kazhinji naamai vake.
Musangano wokutanga nemurume wangu chaiye
Ndakawana nhamba yefoni yebasa "Murume kweawa" uye akaita foni kune plumber uye magetsi. Muchirangaridzo akati aigona kutumira tenzi uyo aigona kuvhara mu stylalki, uye kuchinja zvigaro. Achitungamirirwa nemafungiro, aitarisira kuti imwe hafu-rubbed runyunyoro rwezera risingazwisisiki raizouya mune basa rakagadzirirwa munyu. Apo murume akajeka, akapfeka zvakanaka, ane bvudzi rakanaka, ane kadhi rakagadzika muruoko rwake rakatarisa pamusuo, ndakasarudza kuti yaiva iyo yakashata address. Mupfungwa dzangu, tenzi wezvigadziriswa kumba haaigona kutarisa semumiriri wepamutemo kana mukuru wekambani huru.
Kushambidza mhepo "murume kweawa" yakabatanidzwa kwemaminitsi mashomanana. Uye kwete chete pombi yemvura, yakafanana neyekare, asiwo kumudhairi. Pamberi pacho, mishoni yangu yakangodonha mvura muimba yekugezera. Iyo yekare haina kuda kushungurudza kutenga iyo adapta kune siphon kubva kunyura. Mushure mekunge ndashambidza mbatya, ndakaenda kukicheni.
Kunyange zvazvo wizard yakanga ichitsvaga mutsara, ndakanga ndichigadzira kofi uye pakarepo ndakazvibata ndichifunga kuti ndakanga ndisingafungi kuti zvakanyanya zvakadini zvingava kwandiri kushandisa saryarka itsva, zvitsva zvitsva uye zvimwe zvekuwedzera. Ndakafunga kuti murume uyu akanaka sei aigona kushandira jasi rekadzi, azarure musuo wemotokari yekunze uye uncork bhodhoro yemaspagne. Uye apo imwe nguva gare gare akandiratidza kushanduka kwekushanda, ndakasarudza kuedza ketheni yegetsi mune imwe nzvimbo yekutakura. Nechimwe chikonzero akazvirumbidza kuti akakwanisa kuzvigadzirisa pachake.
Tenzi wacho akashamisika kuti basa romurume uyu rinoshandiswa nevakadzi vakangwara uye vasina simba. Kudzidza kuti isu neni takatanga kugadziriswa, takapa rubatsiro pakusarudza chikamu chemavara gorosi, rakakurudzirwa mararamiro emapuranga ayo ari nyore kuchengetedza. Ndaiverenga zvose paInternet, asi ruzivo rwekushandisa zvakashanda rwakanga ruchigutsikana kupfuura kuvimbiswa kwevatengesi.
Kusangana yechipiri
Zvichida mamwe makemikari pakati pedu akasimuka musi iwoyo wekutanga wekutanga, nokuti tenzi akapa kupa kadhi rake nekuderedza muzvigadzirwa zvekuvaka. Nokuda kwangu, zvingava upenzi kusabvumirana; semukadzi chaiye, ndinoziva kuti hakuna zvakawanda zvekutengesa.
Takasarudza mifananidzo yangu itsva, glue, spatula, yakaunza zvinhu zvose uye zvishandiso kuvhara, rakauyiswa pamusuo wepamberi. Kubva pakupa kunwa kofi, mubatsiri wangu akaramba, achitsanangura maitemo aripo, asi mukudzoka akabatsira rubatsiro mukugadzira mapepa. Kubva pandakazviona, ini ndakatadza, handina kuramba.
Kwemazuva matatu ndakagadzirira nzira yangu kuenda kumakamuri kuburikidza nemurwi wemapumburu, mapaji nemapuranga matsva emakamuri mumugwagwa, mabhokisi ane mwenje nezvimwe zvinhu. Akatendeka kuzadzisa vimbiso yekusatanga chero chinhu. Asi neChishanu manheru manheru basa racho rakatanga kubika nenzira yakadaro zvokuti ndakanga ndisina nguva yekugadzirisa nguva, umo nzira yangu yakagadziridzwa. Panzvimbo pemasuo akasunungurwa ehutori nemashure ekubvarura mapepa emurume, magirazi e mirirati anozvikudza, mabheji akasungirirwa uye mabheji akavharidzirwa akachinjwa. Ipapo tenzi akachinja mwenje wakare mumugwagwa, akaisa chigadziro nemagetsi matsva.
Panguva iyoyo, ndakanyengera mukadzi wake anodikanwa. Kuti iye aripo, ini ndakanga ndisingambofungi. Mushure mezvose, usaedza kunyengedza mukadzi wemumwe munhu, akasununguka uye ari oga, uye kunyange kuva oga naye muimba yake, angangoda mumwe munhu nomwoyo wose.
Apo patakatanga kuisa pamapuranga, ndakanga ndichiedza kutanga kutaurirana pamusoro pokuti ndinoyemura sei unyanzvi uye unyanzvi hwomubatsiri wangu uye kuti mukana wake mudzimai wake sei kwaari. Kwakazoti iye akavapindura kuti mudzimai wake wekare aiva nemafungiro akasiyana kwazvo pamusoro pake, akachengetwa uye akadzivirirwa pamusoro uye kunze, achipomera zvivi zvose zvinotadza nekushaya kukwanisa kuita mwana, uye kuti akanga arambana zvakachengeteka kwemakore anopfuura mashanu.
Mushure mokunge basa rokugadziriswa mumugwagwa rapera, uye imba yacho yakanga ichipenya nehutsanana uye nyaradzo, isu takatanga kuenda kunwa tiyi. Mushure mokukurukurirana uye kukurumbidza, handina kuona paakafamba kubva pachigaro kuenda kuchefa yekicheni. Asi ini handina kubvisa, sezvandakaita nguva dzose apo mumwe wevarume ava aive pedyo zvikuru nemuganhu wehukama hwepedyo. Ndaida kuti andimbundire nemaoko ake akasimba ane mbambo dzakagadzirwa zvakanaka, aida zvinopfuura kungotsvoda kutsvaga. Sezvo kana ndichiverenga mafungiro angu, akatsvoda mumutsara, ndokusvika pamiromo yangu. Tsvete yakareba yakazotevera, ichiwedzera ichipisa nguva dzose.
Takaparadzana kubva kune imwe nguva zvakare muimba yekurara. Chii chakanga chaitika, zvinonyadzisa kutaura uye kuyeuka zvinonakidza.
Ndinoda kunyora pamusoro pemusangano wechitatu, uye wechina. Asi ivo chete vakanga vasipo. Mangwanani, "murume kweawa," akatamisa mirairo yake yose, chikomborero chavo chaingova maviri chete. Uye vhiki yevhiki yose taifara pamwe nevamwe. Zvakazoitika kuti taive nemafungiro akafanana zvakafanana pane zvinhu zvinokosha, tinoverenga mamwe mabhuku uye tikateerera dzimwe nziyo.
Apo paSvondo manheru iye aizounganidza, ndakaseka ndakati handingamuregi kuti aende kumba. Akarambidzawo kuti haasi kuzoenda, anongoda kudyisa hove.
Takafudza hove pamwe chete, saka akandipedza kudya kwemanheru, uye ndakasarudza kuti sezvo asingagoni kuva nevana, iniwo, ini, zvakare, handidi kuchengetedzwa. Somugumisiro wechisarudzo ichi, ndakatanga kufanana nemakucuti ane salori.
Nhasi mumba mangu kubva pakurongeka kwekare kwakange kune mhemberero dzinonakidza chete. Asi ini ndine murume akanaka uye mapatya maviri akakwana, ane meso ebhuruu nemvere dzemavara ehupamhi reharo, semadonhwe maviri emvura akafanana nababa vangu. Vanokwira kumativi ose eimba, uye nokukurumidza vanotanga kumhanyira pamusoro payo mumatatu maviri emakumbo. Zvakanaka kuti rhyyarka itsva ine simba, ine nguva yekugeza zvose zvisizvo. Mifananidzo iri mumugwagwa yakanga isina ruzivo, kutanga vashandi vekunze vakatovawana. Kugadziriswa patsva hakusi kure, kunyanya kubva mufiriji zvakare kwakatanga kusanidza makomkomera.