Ndinoda kugovera nyaya pamusoro pokuti ndakashanda sei mumapurisa, uye basa iri rakaparadza hupenyu hwangu muguruva. Zvakanaka kuti gare gare ndakakwanisa kuvaka ini anew!
Pfungwa yekuva mupurisa yakatungamirirwa naamai vangu, avo vaityisa zvikuru kuti handingave vashandi chero nguva ipi zvayo yehupenyu hwangu. Ndaigara ndichida kuvhomora uye ndichiwana mari yekurarama, vabereki vangu chete havana kunditendera kuita izvi. Kuputika neboka revarume nevasikana pavanopinda musangano reHurumende reZvenyika rakanga rakaoma zvikuru, asi ini, pamwe nevekuremekedza kwandaidzidza, vadzidzi vema basketball uye unhu hwekutsvaira moto, vakakwanisa kugara paDhipatimendi rekuchengetedzwa kwemitemo. Pasinei nokuti zvakanga zvakaoma sei kuti ndidzidze, ndaigara ndichivimba kuti kana ndauya kuzoshanda, zvinhu zvose zvaizochinja kuti zvive nani.
Pashure pemakore mana ekurohwa uye kukwikwidzana mune hurumende pakati pemahofisi uye mapeji, ndakagamuchira mapurisa emapurisa ereutenant, akachema nokuzorora, ndokuenda kunoshanda somupfuri. Pakutanga ndaishanda kune rimwe guta, apo misha yose yakaenda kunoripira kurarama nekudya, asi zvakakurumidza kutamirwa kumusha mangu, zvakare ndichienda kunogara nevabereki vangu.
Ndadzidza kusvuta mushure mebasa muguta, zuva rega roga ndakatanga nekwenyuta-mukamuri pachikumbaridzo chemauto, apo boka rakanaka revarume kubva kubazi redu raiungana. Nheyo, dini, cackle, utsi - saka takasimudza mweya yedu isati yatanga basa. Zvino mumwe nomumwe akakurumidza kuenda kumusangano wepamusangano wechitatu, uye ini, mumapfekete neshangu, pakati pemvura zhinji yevarume, ndakakwira pamatanho, ndichizvitarisira kutarisa.
Amai vangu vaigara vachindidzidzisa kupfeka zvakanaka, kupeta, kunyange vasati vabuda kundotora chingwa kuchitoro kuburikidza nedzimba dzinoverengeka. MuDhipatimendi, handina kuvhara shure kwemitemo yorunako. Mhando yephenyeri inogona kupfeka chete mubasa, nguva yose yandaipfeka "vagari vemo". Zvakajeka kuti muboka revarume, kupi, kunze kwangu kwakanga kune vakadzi vazhinji, vakakura zvikuru, ndakakanganwa pamusoro pemiganhu. Vose vaviri vakaroorwa uye vasina kuroora zuva rimwe nerimwe havana kukanganwa nguva yekuputa neni mumudzanga, kunwa kofi, kana kungovhiringidza pamusoro peiyo muhofisi yangu. Kunyangwe pamisangano, madzishe haana kundibvunza zvakanyanya mirairo uye zvinyorwa zvemitemo (kunyange zvazvo ndaizviziva ivo vose nemoyo), uye kazhinji ndainyemwerera uye kunyange kunyangarika.
Zvechokwadi, kunyatsotarisa kwakandifadza. Asi pakutanga ndakanga ndiri kutonhora zvikuru nevanhu vose, nokuti ndaiva nemurume aive neukama hwake hwakagara gore rechina. Zvose zvakaenda kumuchato.
Haana kuitora.
Kukurukurirana pamabasa nevarume zvakagadzirwa maererano nechinangwa chisiri nyore. Sezvo ari mutsvaga, ndakavapa mirayiridzo, nekukakavadzana nekuda kwekuramba kwavo kuita ichi kana basa iro, vamwe vakaita mvumo, nokuti vakange vakwegura uye vane mhosva kune musikana muduku mu epaulets. Muzhinji, kugara kakawanda muboka revarume kubvira pazuva rokutanga kuchikoro, ndaimbova nesimba, yakasimba uye yakasvinura kutarisa zvinhu. Ndakagumburwa apo ini, semucherecheri wechidiki, ndakaita zvikanganiso, uye mumwe wevashandi, achiona izvi, aive kuseka, ndokubva apedza nyaya yekukundwa kwangu kune vose vakakomba. Nhaurirano dzevane simba mune zvekubatana kwemapurisa, gare gare-mapurisa, haamboshanduki kukosha kwavo. Pane nzira mbiri kunze: kana iwe uri kuseka uye unoitakura newe mubasa rako, kana iwe uri mushandi akakomba, waunoteererwa. Gara pakati pechikepe ichi hazvibviri, kunyanya musikana, uyo varume, maererano netsika dzakanaka dzekare dzekusagadzirisa zvepabonde, zvichaonekwa sebenzi.
Kunyanya kuoma kwaiva kukurukurirana pamusoro pezuva racho, pakaramba uri pabasa, muhurumende isina chinhu, yaifanira kusarudzwa kuti ibudise neboka rake. Zvechokwadi, muboka rekutsvaga-rekushandisa kwaive nevarume chete. Kazhinji yaiva mutyairi, anoshanda, mukuru wesangano. Mukuwedzera, mutariri webasa uye mubatsiri wake nguva dzose vakagara muhofisi. Kuumbwa kwemapoka kwakashanduka nguva dzose, asi nguva dzose pakati pevarume vaiva avo vasina kupotsa nguva yekunditarira. Nekutarisa ini ndinoreva kusava kukurukurirana, asi majee, mazano, kunyange kubviswa kwemaoko. Nenzira yakanaka, ndakasarudza jira yunifomu yejasi.
Nokufamba kwenguva, nekuda kwekunyadzisa pamwe, ndakatanga kutaura mumutauro wavo. Hakuna imwe nzvimbo yakasarudzwa haina kuenda, asi izvi zvaive zvakakwana kuti urambe uchifarira.
Gore rakatevera ndakazobudirira kushandisa vashandirwi vangu kwete nekushanda nguva, se "kuuya-print-interrogate", asiwo mumunhu oga, achikumbira zvinyararire kuti mumwe munhu akapinda muhofisi anomhanya nokuda kwekofi, sweets kana mishonga. Ichokwadi, pamari yavo. Kuzvikudza kwangu kwakakura zuva nezuva, uye hakuna munhu aizondisiya. Varume vose vakarongeka, madzimai ari nyoka akazeveka shure kwavo, asi ini kazhinji ndaitaura navo, uye vabereki nemukomana, zvirokwazvo, havana kuziva chinhu. Shamwari dzangu dzakanga dzisina hanya nezvandinoita mumatare emapurisa, chinhu chinonyanya kukosha ndechokuti vaifanira kuvaona kamwe chete kwemazuva maviri.
Zvose zvisingabatsiri zvandakawana kubasa zvakabvawo kubva pakuti ini nguva dzose ndakagara munzvimbo imwechete. Kushanda kubva masere mangwanani, uye kubva pamba nechisere kana chepfumbamwe manheru, kana kuti kuramba ndiri pabasa, ndakataura zvikuru neboka rangu. Ndava kushandiswa navo, ivo vanoshandiswa kwandiri. Zvaiita sokuti ndakanga ndichifamba panzvimbo yechiitiko, nharo, ropa, zvinodhaka, zvombo nemamwe marara izvo upenyu huri izvo - hwakashama uye hwechokwadi. Ndakanga ndisingadi hupenyu humwe.
Ichi chiyero chakanga chisina kunaka pamutsitsi wangu kune vanhu. Mukomana uyu akatanga kuonekwa seasingakanganisi. Kuparadzanisa muhutachiona hunotevera, ini ndakanga ndisina kuramba pfungwa yekumupandukira nemumwe munhu kubva pakutsvaga neboka rinoshanda. Uye mushure mokunge vatadzi vakaita zvivi, ndakasarudza kusazvichengetedza uye kurarama sezvandakafunga kuti zvaiva zvakanaka: kuzvipa kushanda, kune zvangu, ndakatsunga kuti mhuri neimba yeimba yangu hazvisi zvachose zvangu. Dzidziso yekuti cretinism mune manzwiro uye manzwiro asvika pakuguma kwayo, mushure mekutarisa zvakakwana zvekufa nekushaiwa kwevanhu vanoona zuva rimwe nerimwe, vachiuya kunhare dzavo, kana kutora muhofisi yavo, vanenge vasina manzwiro andisisina kunzwa.
Zvakanga zvisinganzwisisiki kuti ndakakwanisa kuchengeta zvese zvekukurukurirana kwangu zvakavanzika uye kuchengetedza maitiro akanaka omufambiro.
Zvishoma nezvishoma ndakatakura nemutambo wangu nevarume, ndakashandura kubva kune vasina kuroora kana kuroora, avo vakanga vasingadi kutanga kufamba. Chisarudzo changu chakawira pane murume mukuru kwandiri kupfuura makore gumi nemashanu. Nzvimbo yake mumapurisa haigoni kunzi kubudirira. Nenzira yaive pasi pangu, pamwe nekukwirira. Takanga takasiyana zvachose: aifarira rwiyo, ini-dombo, aida backgammon uye doro, I-mitambo yemakombiyuta newaini. Ndaigona kumubvuta nyore nyore mumakakatanwa ekufunga, asi nekuda kweizvi haana kukanganisa ini. Unhu hwake husina hanya - ndizvo zvakandirova
Shoko neshoko, kofi yekofi, danho nechitanhatu - uye tatova mubhedha rimwe chete, ndiko kuti, panhovo muhofisi yangu. Iye zvino zvinonyangadza zvikuru kwandiri kuti ndifunge nezvemazuva iwayo, zvino ini handisi kuti handina kuisa hanya nazvo, ndingadai ndakabviswa chete nekuonekwa kwechindori chechato pamunwe wangu. Asi panguva iyoyo ini handina hanya nemamiriro ezvinhu uye tsika dzakanaka, chinhu chikuru - kufadza kune zvangu. Misangano yakava yakawanda. Pakutanga, kwaiva manheru chete pabasa uye paawa rangu. Gare gare misangano yakaitwa munharaunda isina kwaakarerekera.
Ndichakuyeuchidza kuti ndinorarama mune kugadzirisa, uye kuvanza pano chimwe chinhu basa rakaoma zvikuru iro risingagoni kuitwa. Kunyanya kuvasikana vasina hanya vasina hanya vanodikanwa kuchengeta chiso chakanaka pamberi pevanhu mubasa ravo. Apo paakasarudza kusiya mhuri, iyi ndiyo yaiva yekupedzisira tsvina yemudzimai wake. Aifungidzira pamusoro pezviitiko zvake nguva refu vasati vataurira hurukuro yake huru. Akatofungidzira, kune avo vanodaro vanotaurirwa. Icho chinopera kuti ini ndisiri iye wokutanga waakashandura nayo, asi yekutanga, iyo yakanonoka kwemazuva mazhinji uye zvakasadaro haina kumubvisa.
Kuputsa kwedu kwakanga kunorwadza kwandiri kwete nekuti ndaifanira kuputsa naye, asi nekuda kwezvaitika. Mudzimai wake akatendeukira kuvabereki vangu kuburikidza nevabereki vake, achivaudza nyaya yose yakaipa. Vabereki, zvisati zvaitika, vachiri kundifungira mumwe munhu anonzwisisa, vakakatyamadzwa. Dambudziko rinotyisa rakatsvaira usiku hwose, kwemazuva akawanda ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kutaurirana zvakafanana naamai vangu kana nababa vangu. Ndakanyangadza neni.
Uye hazvina kundimira.
Takaramba tichiungana muchivande. Uyezve, ndakatanga kusangana nomumwe murume akaroora. Uye panguva iyoyo ndakanga ndichiri kusangana nemukomana wangu. Kwaiva manheru apo, kubva pane rimwe zuva, ndakakurumidza kusvika kune yechipiri, uye kusvika kune yechitatu.
Iyi sodomy yakatora mwedzi mishomanana, imwe manheru, pandakaisa fodya pedyo nehwindo rehofisi yangu, ndakabva ndaona zvinhu zvose kubva kumativi. Izvi "kamwe-kamwe", zvinoshamisa kwazvo, zvakaonekwa nekuda kweamai vangu. Mune foni, aisagona kumira kuti andione mumeso akaipa uye akabvunza kuti: "Zvakadini kana mwanasikana wako akafanana neizvi?" Mukati mangu, mhuka huru, yakasvibiswa yakasvibiswa yakanyora peni, inondiratidza chiso changu chechokwadi.
Ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kuudza ivo pachavo-ndakanyora kune vose vatatu kuti ndakarega kutaura navo.
Uyewo yakamira.
Ndakatanga kudzokera kuhupenyu hwehupenyu. Ndakarega kufanana nevashandi pamwe chete uye ndichitamba navo mumutambo uye chikwata. Ndakapedza zvachose kushanda, asi ini nguva dzose ndaidzokera kuvabereki vangu vasati vaenda kunorara kuti vaone uye vataure navo. Ndiine shamwari panguva iyoyo, handisati ndataura - vakaneta nekumirira ini kubva pamazuva angu. Vabereki vakandibatsira zvikuru kubva mugomba rekuora mwoyo.
Uye apo, kubva pane zvisikwa zvinonyangadza zvakagadziriswa, ndakashanduka kuva munhu chaiye ane mahwendefa emafudzi, murume wangu wemunguva yemberi akaonekwa pakatarisa, kubva kwandiri iye zvino kumirira mwana. Upenyu hwakachinja zvachose uye hwavandudzwa.
Nenzira, murume wangu zvakare mapurisa - chimwe chinhu chakasagadzikana.