Kissing
Apo mukomana wacho ari pedyo-pedyo, apo iyo yepamusoro cabin yemagetsi yeFerris inokutenderera iwe, paanonyengedza miromo yake mushure me caramel frappe, apo iwe uchiti "maita manheru manheru". Kana iwe uchida, pakupedzisira, uye uchinzwisisa kuti kana iwe usamusvoda iye zvino, uchazvidemba izvi nokusingaperi (zvakanaka, kusvikira vhiki inotevera). Usakwira kumukomana nemutsvoda, kana iwe uine miromo yakatsvuka pamiromo yako, mhute yakanyarara uye iwe uri pakati pechiteshi chemasitadhi yakabatikana inosundira vanambuya nemabhegi. Zvakanaka, kana akakuona iwe kokutanga.
Siya mutambo
Pawakasiya foni yako kune iye oga ari muchinda mukona. Apo muchinda uyo Anomuka kuti aende (kune ngozi, hongu, anogumburwa paari mu elevator uye achin'un'una pamusoro pemigwagwa ine rima). Uye apo iwe usati wanyatsoshevedzwa kusvika pamwero wakadaro, mushure mezvo zuva rakatevera richava nekunetseka kunorwadza. Usabva, kana iwe wakarasikirwa nemakwikwi ose uye usingazivi hama yawainini-manheru manheru ari mberi!
Bvuma
Mune chokwadi chokuti iwe-unonyanya kupeta T-shirts, nguva dzose uwane yako uye zvakare pane urongwa - chero nguva. Chinhu chikuru ndechokuti uve nezvapupu zvakawanda. Mune izvozvo makatsvaira motokari yababa venyu uye mukabvisa chikwereti kubva kuKenzo, icho musikana akapira kune chikamu - apo baba nemusikana vari munharaunda yakanakisisa uye mune inoronga hurongwa hwekugadzirisa motokari nekusimudzirwa kwechikwereti. Apo iwe unogona kunyarara kutenga chikapu chimwechete uye tint hood. Uye usabvuma kuti uri kuenda kuAlps naGrisha Raduga, pamusi wekuzvarwa kwekasikana wako - rega kutarirwa kubhadhara kwaari.
Bvuma ku rudo
Apo iwe unoziva kuti mumazuva anouya / mwedzi / makore / mazana emakore iwe unogona kutaura shoko rokuti "mufaro" chete nechirevo chekutanga "ndeyangu ...". Kana iwe usina chokwadi pamusoro peizvi zvose, zviri nani kuti usazvibvuma (kamwe-kamwe, iwe wakatotenga tikiti ye Muse uye wakagadzirira kutsvoda nyika yose), kana MCH achange achitenda ...
Nyarara
Kana iwe uchinzwa kuti shure kwezvawataura, zviso zvose muimba inogona kutambanudza "zvakanaka, hongu-ah," uye ramba uchikurukura. Uye kana baba vangu vachikanda rusvingo, iwe une izwi kubva pamutsipa, mudzidzisi anotaura pamusoro pefoni kana MCH achida kutaura pamusoro pechimiro cheTU-134. Kana pasina imwe mukana wekutaura, unoda kutaura, kutaura, kutaura.
Slam musuo
Apo mumwe mukomana ane zviuru zvishanu zvenguva (ino vhiki) anoti "zvakanaka, ndine urombo, handichazovizve", uye anozvitsvakira pamubhedha. Kana iwe uchisekwa pamberi pevamwe kana kutorwa ku "kusimba". Apo mukova uri wakare kare zvokuti unogona kupararira pamapapiro ako kubva kune imwe yekotoni yako.
Flap with eyelashes
Paunenge uchingodya newaunodzidza naye, bvunza mubatsiri kuti akubatsire kusarudza shati yemukoma wako, fungidzira mutariri mumusha wako uye kunyemwerera pasina chikonzero. Asi kana mudzidzisi achibvunza kuti nei usina kunyora mharidzo, uye mukomana - sei usina kupindura manyoko zuro, zvino zviri nani kuti usarove, asi ...
Rewed Fishing Fishing Rods
Apo pane nengozi iyo mutsetse uchatambanudza ta-ah-ak nesimba uye kukukudhara iwe kupinda munharaunda kana kuputsa ndokurova bhudzi (rakaenzana ne rake). Zvakanaka, paunopedza mwedzi pamhenderekedzo imwe chete uye hauna kubata hove imwe chete - nguva yakanakisisa yekuenda pane imwe nzvimbo (kudzidza, basa, rudo). Apo pachinenge muine mukana wekutora pa hook yako chifukidzo chepfuma mumvura iyi. Kana zvisingaiti zvose zvakarashika, hapana chikonzero chekudzokera shure.
Kumbira rubatsiro
Kana iwe warasikirwa muguta risina kujairika / yunivhesiti / bhuku, iwe hauna nguva yekuisa mabhora muimba yeungano kana kutakura mabhokisi makuru ezvinhu zvemwana kumba. Paunenge uchitsvaga kambani kutasva pamubhadharo: "Uye newe, jaya, ini ndichave ndakanyatsotarisa, kwete chero kutya." Kana uyo waunoda kumubvunza, haatombofari kupfuura iwe, haufaniri kusungira rimwe rinorema kwaari (zvakanaka, kana kungovhiringidza).
Kuparadzanisa kambani
Paunenge usingachagoni kumira mazuva ake mashanu muzvikwata, apo iwe unotsamwiswa nehutano hwake husina hanya, paunoudza shamwari dziri kure nezvehupenyu hwako kupfuura iye. Pawakadanidzira paari pamusana pePSS, paakauya kuzosangana mumugwagwa neyekare. Apo paine chichiripo mukana wokurapa hukama.
Wana basa
Apo vabereki vasingakupi mari ye jeans kubva kune Diesel, apo iwe unoda kubhadhara maitiro ekugadzira iwe pachako. Apo amai vangu vanokutaurirai, sekune mwana. Apo basa racho rinopesana nekudzidza uye kana musikana ane godo achikwevera "uye iwe chimwe chinhu, haushandi?".
Shandura ruvara rwebvudzi
Apo iwe unoda kuchinja zvinhu zvose zvichidzika pasi. Apo mukomana akati aida redheads akawanda. Mudzidzi wechikoro akaendesa rini "fi-na-u, chii icho chiri pamusoro wake?".
Tizai
Apo vasikana vanovamba kuseka, apo munhu anoyemura zvikuru anoedza kuwana kero yako kuti amire nemaruva pasi pehwindo, apo mukadzi akare ari mu tram anoda kukudzidzisa iwe hupenyu apo mukomana anoratidza kuti haafaniri kudzivirirwa. Apo shamwari inorangwa nekuda kwekubatana kwako, apo murume achikumbira "kutaura moyo nemwoyo", uye amai vangu - kufamba nja. Apo nzira yako inofamba nekambani yevahipii vakanaka. Apo pikiniki yapfuura, uye inguva yekuchenesa makirasi wrappers kubva pamasipi.
Endai kutanga
Apo jaya riri roga uye rakaneta rakasuruvara (kwete chete pakati pechiteshi - ipapo ari kumirira mumwe munhu), anotsvaga pahesifsi yeeyo encyclopedia imwechete iwe (inonzi). Paunomuona zuva roga rega uye kunyange kuyeuka kuti vangani vanaamai vakaberekwa naye pachiso chake. Usapa kambani yako kana musikana kana shamwari gumi nevaviri vakamira pamutsipa weVAK, ivo vari kukurukurirana zvakasimba pane chimwe chinhu.
Itya
Apo shamwari itsva kubva muchikwata ichipa kukutora iwe kuburikidza nemasuo, apo mangwana inopera, uye iwe hauna kuzarura bhuku racho paunotanga kufungira huro pako apo murume wacho asingapinduri kudana kwezuva rechitatu. Usatya apo iyo inogona kutyiswa ishoma kudarika iyo inobvira inobatsira. Sezvo mukutyisa mafirimu - kana nyika yose ichibuda, izvi ndizvo kwete nguva yakanakisisa yekuenda kuchiteshi chemasitini shure kwechiedza nefoni. Asi, kana iwe ukakunda kutya, tora pikicha uye usvike pakuziva superman.
Photographed
Apo kambani yevadzidzi vaduku inopfuura nepaki, ivo vachanyatsocherechedza firimu yako yemufananidzo mumufananidzo wepuropu yekuvhuvhuta. Paunenge uchinyanyisa uchida kuve mufananidzo nemumwe mutorwa. Paunenge uri muchikwata chechikwata (kamwe kamwe shamwari ine kombiyuta mumakombiyuta yake "Kompromat" nemifananidzo, iyo yaanonyanya kuisa muhutu hwevanhu). Usatya kutadza! VaGiriki vaitenda kuna mwari Kairos - mwari wenguva inofadza. Akapfekedzwa pasi pose nekukurumidza kupfuura mhepo, uye iwe unoda kumubata nemvere. Uye kana usina nguva, hazvina basa, nokuti anogara achikubata nehuma yake nguva dzose. Nguva dzose takura nebhuku rino pamwe newe - kuitira kuisa mukomana mune jekete panguva yakakodzera nechinyorwa nhamba yako kana kunyora pasi maateri achazoshandiswa kumaOlympic. Wedzerai mazamu enyu - mhando yezvinyorwa zvoupenzi uye zvinyorwa zvakanaka. Kuti urege kusveta maoko ipapo: "Sei ndiri benzi zvakadaro patinozodzoka pamwe chete naye kubva ku-uni-a-ah?" Dzidza kuzvidzora. Nguva yakakodzera inoda kufamba pakarepo, ichikumbira mhinduro nokukurumidza. Dzidzira: kumbira shamwari kune imwe nguva iyo inenge hafu yeawa, enda kunekukanda (chiziviso pamusoro pake changoona paimba), usagara uchitaura nevabereki vako. 6 Edza kuzvigadzirira nguva dzinobudirira. Izvi zvinoda zvishoma-kwete kugara kumba! Nditende, kunze kwemukova mikana yemamiriyoni - kuvabata. Usatya kutadza kukanganisa. Kana iwe kamwe-kamwe wakatora kuvhara kwenguva pfupi kwechikonzero chekanaka chaiyo uye wakaita hupenzi hunotyisa - kwete kutyisa. Paunoenda, zviri nyore kugumburwa uye kuputsa gumbo rako - asi ichi hachisi chikonzero chekumira hupenyu, kutya kutora danho ?! Iva neruzivo: tarisa nguva uye kuti fesheni inouya papati, verenga sei muimbi wako waunofarira akawana basa reroto, uye dzokorora nzira yake. Apo iwe unonzwisisa nemuenzaniso mienzaniso iyi yakavanzika yakanaka yakatarisa, zvichava nyore kuzvidzidza mukuita. Zvakanaka, pakupedzisira, hupenyu hwako - imwe nguva huru (tariro - yakakwana), usakanganwe!