Nzira yekutamba sei shamwari pafoni musi waApril 1

Mhemberero dzematarenda pamusi wekutanga waApril dzinoramba nzira inonyanya kufanirwa yekuseka shamwari kana vatorwa. Iyi nzira haifaniri kuti iwe upedze mari yakawanda kana nguva yakawanda yekusununguka, zvakakwana kungotora foni nekudhonza nhamba, ipapo zvose zvinoenderana nemafungiro ako uye manzwiro.

Nzira yekutamba shamwari pafoni

Kuti uite shamwari pafoni, iwe, kutanga, zvose zvinoda kuchinja izwi rako kuitira kuti iwe urege kuzivikanwa uye usingazive pachena. Iwe unogona kukumbira mumwe munhu waunozivana kuti averenge rugwaro rwakagadzirirwa kare, asi iwe haugoni kuwana mufaro wose kubva mukudhiro. Heanoi maitiro ezvimwe zvinonakidza uye zvisingakuvadzi rallies pane shamwari.

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Dana kune shamwari yako uye utaurire nhengo yedare remvura inowanikwa munzvimbo inoshandiswa mvura. Cherechedza kuti haazovi nemvura mumazuva mashanu anotevera nekuda kwekunatswa kwegungwa. Bvunza shamwari kuhomwe pamusoro pemvura uye unyeverese munhu wose mumba (kunyanya kana imba iri mumiganhu yakawanda).

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Kana shamwari yako inoshanda muhofisi, inomuidza pa 22.00 uye panzvimbo yehutungamiri uvakumbire kuti vauye nemabhuku kuhofisi nokukurumidza. Apo paanosvika, achafanirwa kushevedza bhosi kuitira kuti agone kuzarura musuo (nguva gare gare, masuo ekuchengeteka akavharwa kubva mukati).

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Dana shamwari uye ubvunze kugadzirisa yemotokari kubva padivi, nokuti haugone kuenda, uye iwe unoda nokukurumidza. Uyewo kumubvunza kuti aipfuure kune vamwe vemuvakidzani vatatu paunenge uchiedza kuwana vamwe vese vemotokari (rally ichaita kana shamwari yako ichiisa motokari panzvimbo imwe chete).

Raffle nefoni: magwaro

Uchitamba vanhu vasina kujaira pafoni, unofunga kufunga kuti vamwe havakwanisi uye vose vanofungisisa. Heano mimwe mienzaniso yemagwaro asingagumbidzi munhu.

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Iwe unoda kudana pa 2.00 kana 3.00

"Uri kutotanga kurara, Zvakanaka here?"

- Hazvisiri zvakare (kazhinji kacho mutsara uyu unonzwika nekunyomba)!

"Sei?" Zvakanaka, nokukurumidza mubhedha uye usashungurudza vamwe!

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- Hello! Ndiyo Nikolai here?

-No.

Mumaminitsi mashomanana.

- Hello! Ndiyo Nikolai here?

- Kwete! Pano vakadaro havararami.

Mumaminitsi mashomanana.

- Hello! Ndiyo Nikolai here?

-No. Iwe wakaudzwa kuti kwakanga kusina Nicholas!

Maminitsi maviri gare gare.

- Hello! Uyu ndiNicholas. Hapana akanditumidza?

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- Hello! Iwe unodzvinyirirwa kubva kuchikafu chechipfuwo. Mukadzi wako anoputa-anorega monkey anenge atotorwa achienda kumba kwako.

"Hatina kurayira monkey!"

- Sei usingaregi. Yatove ichiendeswa kwauri. Hatingatorizve. Mukuwedzera, iwe watotumira cheki chekubhadhara nemakisi!

"Chii chakatora?"

- Kune 10 000 rubles.

Kazhinji kakawanda kwete, rally kunze kwemashoko aya haisi kuenda.

Kuvhunduka kunotyisa kune shamwari musi waApril 1

Iko kune mhirizhonga yakaipa kune shamwari. Izvo zvakabatana nechipatara, morgue, kurasika kwezvinhu zvinokosha kana kurasikirwa kwemotokari. Misangano yakadaro inogona kutungamirira kumigumisiro inosuruvarisa. Saka, nyatsosarudza kushevedza nemaseko akadaro.

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- Hello! Inobva ku morgue. Uya ugounganidza mukoma wako wechipiri

"Asi isu hatina chero amai vekuru wechipiri!"

- Zvechokwadi, havasisiri!

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"Kubva kumapurisa." Motokari yako inobatanidzwa mubhomba rokubira. Uri kupi mazuva gumi apfuura kubva pa13: 45 kusvika ku14.56?

Kazhinji pane zvisiri izvo, vanhu havagoni kuyeuka zvavakanga vachiita panguva iyoyo, uyezve mibvunzo ndeyikuti:

"Haugoni kuyeuka here?" Unoramba kubatsira rubatsiro here? Tinotumira chikafu kwauri!

Paunoronga mifananidzo pamusoro pevamwe pamwe neshamwari musi waApril 1, munhu anofanira kuyeuka chinhu chikuru: vanodanwa kuti vafare uye vafare. Ndizvo chete ipapo huseve hwako hunofanira kuongwa.