Ichi ndiSparta!
Comedy."Kuziva VaSpartan", mifananidzo yevekupedzisira blockbusters nemitambo yakakurumbira yeTV, yaive yakangwara sezvinowanzoita kufungidzira - hunchbacked Paris Hilton naBritney Spears muHurus of Death haisi chinhu chinoshamisa zvikuru chinoitika pano.
Mutungamiriri: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Zeltser
Akasara: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Didrich Bader, ...
Kudzingisa manzwi evanhu vasingakanganwiki Ndichapukunyuka Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) VaSpartan vachitamba kuThermopylae - kurwisana neuto reXerxes rinotyisa. Kunze kwevakaberekerwa Sparta ndiyo nzvimbo yemitemo yakasimba. Kana shrek yakabereka mwana akazvarwa pano, anokandirwa kubva padenga. Kana mwana wacho ari Asia, ipai Brad Pitt naAngelina Jolie. Kana mukadzi akaberekera mwana akakodzera - ndebvu uye ane cubes mudumbu rake, anorerwa semurwi. Pamberi pevaSpartan vakamirira ropa nekubwinya, mafuta Xerxes, akacheka Paris Hilton uye yakawanda inonzi Transformer, iyo yakatsungirira iyo firimu.
Sekare pakutanga, nekutaridzika kwekutaura kukuru kwepenguin, uyo Mambo Leonid anofanira kurwisana nawo, zvinhu zvose zvinova pachena. Kana mamwe mafirimu mafirimu, akadai se "Pistol Yakasviba", "Mhembera" uye kunyange "The Scary Movie", ndeyekuchenesa, tsika dzekuuraya kwechimiro cheHollywood cliches, uye "VaSpartans" igehena, uko mafirimu nemaferemu ezvinyorwa , saParis Hilton, mushure mekufa. Pano ivo vanotambudzwa nemadhimoni madhimoni, kwete ekupedzisira ayo ari vatungamiri vemifananidzo iyo Jason Friedberg naAroni Zeltser, avo vakatotora "Very Epic Cinema" uye "Thrill".
Vanozviita pasina ruvengo, kunyangwe kunyange nerudo-saka chiremba anokwanisa kutaura nounyoro pamusoro pechirwere chinodya muviri wevarwere. Dambudziko (kana pane dambudziko apa zvachose) ndeyekuti varume vose vanonyadzisa sevanogonaary pa ecstasy. Mune chitubu chorufu, apo Leonid inodonha mamishinari ePezhiya, inobhururuka Britney Spears ane mutsvuku, vatongi nevatungamiriri vehurukuro yakakurumbira yeTV, Paris Hilton inoratidzika neine chigumbuso chakakanganiswa uye chinonyangadza-migumisiro yejeri, mushure meSpartan queen (vadiki vemauto Carmen Electra) Borat "uye mucheki wezvokudya-anonyangadza kubva kune chaiwo" Borat "Ken Davitian anowanikwa mubasa raAsserxes.
Asi Friedberg naZeltser havanyengeri kwete nekuda kwekudarika kwavo - shure kwezvose, kufanana nehupenzi hwedu, "Best Firimu" yedu yakaunganidza mari yakawanda kwazvo, uye vusiki vayo havagoni kudanwa kusina. Zvakangoitika kuti hakuna mhuka - shamwari dzisingatauri dzichivaka nyika yavo kubva mumarara, isina kufanana, sezvinoitwa usiku hwegadziri, gore negore rinomanikidzwa kutarisa zvinhu zvose zvinopinda mumitambo, uye manheru, kuuya kumba - kutarisana pamwe nemudzimai wake mune purogiramu yakakurumbira yeTV. "Kune mumwe chete mukadzi munyika munofanira kuvimba, Leonid," mudzimai wake anoudza tsar. "Oprah ...", - anogunun'una achiziva.
Iyi firimu yakanga isina kuratidzirwa kuvatsoropodzi muAmerica pamberi pekutanga, vachitya chikwata chemabhomba. Mushure mokutanga, peji yemhinduro pamusoro pefirimu pa imdb yakazadzwa chaizvo nemakiromita emashoko anotanga nemashoko anoti "Iyi ndiyo firimu yakaipisisa yandakaona." Hazvishamisi kuti kune vakawanda vavo-nebhajamiro yemamiriyoni gumi nemana, iyo firimu yakasimudza mamiriyoni 34. Kutsiva kunotapira, uye kutsiva kune vabatsiri kunoremekedzwa, asi kwete zvishoma neydiotic pane "Kuziva vaSpartans," mafirimu uye zviratidzo zvisingatauri terevhizheni - kunyanya.
Uye kana iwe ukaenda kune iyi yakaipa, yakajeka, yemafirimu asingatauri anongoratidzira firimu iyo ichi kana kuti kuseka kwacho kunotorwa, kati yepissian inopinda mubhokisi reSandman, uye Transformer inoputirwa muhudambo yakanamatirwa muhomwe, hauzomboseki - kana kana penguin ichionekwa, uye kana Mambo Leonid akaratidzira Wookiees-yakaipa. Zvimwe iwe hauna kuona mafirimu aya ose, kana iwe unofarira iwo, kana iwe wakakanganisa nemusuo - "Alexander" Sokurov anoratidza pane imwe nzvimbo muimba inotevera.