Kana chirongwa chekuvaraidza chinowanzobatanidzwa kune zviitiko kunze kwemusha, kugamuchirwa kwevakashesi munharaunda yavo kazhinji kunoita kuti mauto acho apera. Nzira yekuita sei zororo rakanaka? Nzira yekufadza vaeni - mapeji, makwikwi uye zvimwe zvigadzirwa zvatakaita kumarudzi ose. Izvi zvichange zvichitibatsira kujekesa zororo nekuda kwako nevakashanyi vako. Pashure pezvose, kwete imwe saladi ...
Nzira yekutanga kugadzirira, sei kugadzirisa vaenzi? Zvechokwadi, nekuongorora. Sarudza kuti vaeni vako ndiani (makore avo, zvepabonde, chiyero chebasa, huwandu). Zvichienderana nemigumisiro, iwe uchawana mabiko emhuri, bachelorette kana stag party, kambani yakasanganiswa nevechidiki. Zvakanaka, zvino ndiyo nguva yekuita!
MHURI YEMHURI
Saka, une hama dzakawanda dzemazera ose nevarume, kubva kune mukomana wemakore matatu kusvika kumakore vane makore makumi mapfumbamwe nemakore. Kupfuura ivo kuti vafare? Saladi Olivier, huku, mifananidzo kubva mumhuri yekuchengetedza uye nhaurirano yababamunini vababamunini vake havazogoni kuve ne "muurayi".
Bingo. Uyu mutambo unofungidzirwa seokukunda-kukunda sarudzo yekambani isina kufanira-yakwegura. Chinhu chakagadzirwa nemaoko chinogona kuva makadhi uye kegs kubva kune rimwe lotto. Mutambo wacho wakakamurwa kuva mativi matatu: wekutanga anotora uyo anovhara mutsara wokutanga wemadhidhi mukadhi, mune wechipiri - muiti wechikamu anovhara mitsetse miviri, uye mugore rechitatu-iyo inovhara nhamba dzose mumakadhi. Usakanganwa nezvemimhanzi uye nhamba dzekutamba pakati pemakwikwi uye unobata nemajeko emagetsi "Bingo" uye "Bird of Happiness", zvichiunza ruzivo (saka iwe unogona kudana chero doro, zvinonwiwa nemonamade). Mibayiro inofanira kutambwa inofanira kuziviswa mberi. Kukunda-kukunda zvakasiyana-siyana zvemibvunzo: yakanaka yewaini, chipo chezvipo zvehocolates, mathikesi emabhizimisi, dummy, kadhi.
Fungidzira rwiyo. Imwe nzira yakanakisisa yekunwa nziyo uye karaoke. Kutanga mimhanzi vatevedzeri vakapatsanurwa kuva maqembu maviri uye pamwe chete vanoteerera nziyo gumi dzakakurumbira (mimhanzi inonzwika 15-20 seconds). Kana vatenzi vanobva muboka rimwe chete vachiwana zvakaoma kupindura, kodzero yekuvhota inopfuurira kuvadzivisi vavo. Mhinduro yakarurama ndeimwe pfungwa. Vakunda ndivo avo vanowana mazano akawanda.
Vanonyanya kuda mimhanzi vanodawo kugoverwa mumapoka. Mumwe munhu kubva muboka anouya kumupikisi uye anowana zita rwiyo, raanofanira kuedza (simbura, kuridza, kuridza, nezvimwewo) kune shamwari dzake. Kana vakambofungidzira - imwe pfungwa, kana kwete - kodzero yekupindura inopinda kuvashori.
«Phantoms». Mutambo mukuru kune chero kambani. Mumwe mushanyi anoisa muhosi kana bhandi repaopaque chimwe chinhu chiduku (bvudzi, chinyorwa, keychain, nezvimwewo). Ichi ndicho chiitiko. Mumwe munhu anotendeukira shure uye mutungamiri akatora chinhu kubva pamba pakarepo uye anobvunza kuti: "Izvi zvinopedzisira zvakadini?" Murume akatendeuka anouya nebasa racho: prokokarekat pasi petafura, taurira anecdote, kutamba, kuimba, kuratidza a striptease (muduku kambani, zviito zvisinganzwisisiki zvinogona kuva) . Izvi zvinopfuurira kusvikira chivharo chisina chinhu. Ipapo zvinonakidza zvinotanga - mabasa.
"Hazvina maturo." Vashanyi vakapatsanurwa kuva mapoka maviri, imwe neimwe iyo inopa mumwe munhu. Mutariri anovataurira mazwi maviri akasiyana (vamwe vose havafaniri kunzwa). Mutambi anofanirwa kutsanangurira shoko kune rimwe boka rake pasina kutaura inzwi. Pamusoro pechirevo chimwe nechimwe chekufungidzira boka rinowana pfungwa. Ndiani achakurumidza kuverenga gumi pfungwa ndeyokukunda. Zviri nani kutanga neinyore: mazita emhuka nemotokari. Zvino enda kune mamwe mazano akaoma (rudo, ushamwari, kurota, kuparadzaniswa), mazita emaguta kana nyika.
Pygmalion. Vose vakakokwa vanofanira kugoverwa nevakadzi mumapoka maviri. Zvose zvinopiwa mabhaloni emhando dzakasiyana-siyana uye maumbirwo, mapepa ane mavara, zviyero, kuisa tape. Basa revarume nderekusika mukadzi akakodzera, nekuda kwevakadzi - munhu akanaka. Nhanho inotevera ndeyokuita chimiro che rudo (chiyero chekufungidzira kweiyo inobva pane zvinofungidzirwa nevashanyi).
Kune zvakawanda zvingasarudzwa zvemutambo uyu: unogona kudana murume wako nemudzimai uye unovarayira kuti vagadzire chifananidzo chehafu yako; kana kambani yacho inowanzova yevakadzi kana murume - kuveza chando chechando, Santa Claus uye Snow Maiden. Nenzira yakawanda, chinhu chakanyanya hachisi basa, asi iyo nzira yekubatana kwekubatana.
Chii chingafadza vaeni vezera duku?
Kune avo vanoda kufara, hapana chikonzero chechikonzero. Nevanhu vari pedyo nemakore nemweya, munogona kuseka pasina chikonzero, taurai nekusingaperi uye kunyange kutamba musina mimhanzi. Zvisinei, izvi hazviregi kupedza mibvunzo miviri inofadza uye, nekuyeuka huduku hwake, kutamba chimwe chinhu.
Checkers. Uyu mutambo haukwanisi zvachose kumusana wei teototaler nemarangi. Saka, kana zvinhu zvose zvakarongeka nehutano hwako, uchada chessboard nemamiri makumi maviri - gumi newaini tsvuku uye gumi ane chena (nokuti kunyanya vanoramba - vane vodka uye cognac). Zvisungo zvinowanikwa kuburikidza nekamuri: kune rumwe rutivi - rutsvuku, kune rumwe - ruvara. Mitemo yakangofanana neyecheki, chete "chimiro" chemuvengi haafaniri "kudyiwa", asi inofanira kudhakwa. Masaga anogonawo kuiswa kwete nemumwe, asi mumakona uye kutamba mu "makona." Kana pakati pevakasvikirwa kune vateki vecheki, zvino zvinogoneka kuronga mutambo pamwe chete nevanopikisana. Chinhu chikuru hachisi chokukuvadza hutano hwemukuru!
Eiffel Tower. Iyi mibvunzo yakagadzirirwawo vanhu vakashinga uye vane utano. Vose vanobatanidzwa mumutambo vanovaka mifananidzo yekuonekwa kweFrance kubva kumaodzanyemba - maviri akaiswa pasi, imwe-yepamusoro - yakananga. Uyo ane mhosva iyo shongwe inogumburwa inofanira kunwa girasi re champagne kana waini (girazi revodka).
"Zvakashata". Mumakwikwi 3-4 mapaundi anonzi. Vasikana vacho vanopiwa mari (masangano e5-7 echechi sangano), rwiyo runotyisa runosanganiswa, uye, apo runonzwika, vanoita mari, kureva kuti, vanovanza mari kumurume wavo wechidiki mumapfeko. Mushure meizvi, muparidzi anovhara maziso evasikana, uye anochinja vechidiki. Zvadaro mumwe munhu anodanidzira achiti: "Zvisizvo! Bvisai mipiro! "Izvowo nziyo inowanikwa, uye apo inonzwika, vasikana vanofanira kuva nenguva yekuwana mari uye" kubvisa mari. "
NOMUNYAYA WOKUTANGA
Ikokuvaraidza kukuru kwekuku uye mapoka emagetsi, hongu, inofambidzana hurukuro uye kunwa (dzimwe nguva muzhinji kwazvo) yezvinwiwa zvinodhaka. Zvisinei, hakuna munhu anokudzivisa kubva pakugadzira misha yakawanda yemumba. Karaoke, yemitambo yebhodhi yakadai se "Monopoly" uye "White Crow", makaseketeti ane mafirimu, pamwe nemidziyo yemagetsi uye game console - zvakanaka, asi sei usingashamisi uye usina mathizha? Yeuka: literball haisi iyo chete nzira yekufadza vaeni.
"Handimboiti." Izvi zvinokuvaraidza zvakakwana kune chikamu chebhehelorette. Vasikana vanogara pasi mudenderedzwa uye vachitendeuka vachiziva zvavasina kumboita. "Handina kumbobvira ndaedza huster," "Handina kumbobvumira murume wangu," "Handina kumbotsvoda Petya" ... Mutsara unofarira unogona kushandurwa kuti "Kana nda ..." "Zvinonyanya kukosha ini ndinonyara ... "," Ndinoda ... "," Amai vangu vatongi vakati ... "
"Pepa". Zvechokwadi, mutambo uyu inongova yakasununguka shanduro ye "Nonsense". Vadzidzi vanotora pamapepa emashoko, vaise muhope, uye ipapo vatsanangurire chisarudzo chave chabuda. Somuenzaniso, kana "mhou" yakanyorwa pane pepa, unofanira kutaura kuti: "Uyu mhuka inotapira uye inopa mukaka." Chinhu chikuru ndechokuchengeta mukati memaminitsi gumi. Anobatsira kana ushamwari, kana kuti iyo inonyanya kunzwisiswa kubva panguva yekutanga kana mazwi.
Iye zvino iwe unoziva chaizvo kuti ungafadza sei vaenzi-mapeji, makwikwi akawanda. Chinhu chikuru hachisi chokudarika uye hausi "kutakura" vaenzi navo vane vazhinji "ini handigoni". Mushure mezvose, hakuna munhu akaregeredza kukosha uye kukosha kwekukurukurirana kukurukurirana kukurukurirana ...
KUYEYEZA KUTI MUMWE MUTEMO
Usakanganwa:
1. Tenga mikana miduku yemakwikwi. Mufaro ivo vachave - zviri nani.
2. Kuuya nemazita emakwikwi (somuenzaniso, "MaBisoni AA Accounting" pamusoro pe "Blondes", "Beauties" uye "Zvikara", nezvimwewo).
3. Ipa varaidzo yakasiyana kune avo vasingadi kupinda muchikwata. Isa munzvimbo yakakurumbira mhuri mavhidhiyo nemavhidhiyo kana kuisa hookah mukicheni.