Foni yakabvarurwa muimba, uye ini, sehangu ingadai ine, ndakaputira bvudzi rangu chete. "Hapana, vachakushevedza. Ndeyechokwadi kuti Sveta anoda chimwe chinhu, "Ndakafunga, asi kubvongodza kwakasakamira. Ndaifanira kusvetuka nevhudzi rakagadzirwa nesapi mune rimwe tauro. Handina kukanganisa: shamwari yangu yechipfuva yaida kugovera nyaya yake. "Zvakanaka, chii chakaitika kwauri zvakare?" - Ndakabvunza. "Mhando yei moto?" Iwe, sezvawakagara uchiita, wakandibudisa kunze kwekugezera ...
- Nata, pano ndine marara naSasha wangu. Chinhu chisingaoneki chiri kuitika kwaari. Uye zvinondinetsa ini zvikuru. Ndakanga ndiri pano nguva yekuzorora kuongorora mararamiro ake ndokuuya kumhedziso: ndiiye! Zvakanyatsoitika! - Pakupedzisira akataura nezvekurwadziwa Svetlana.
"Ndiani iye?" - pasina kunzwisisa chinhu, ndakabvunza. "Uri kutaura nezvei, shamwari?"
- Hungu, kwete, asi chii! - Zvinosuruvarisa kururamiswa. Anomuvenga kana asinganzwisisi kubva pahafu-shoko. "Zvakanaka, izvi ... Pakati pematambudziko!"
"Foo, yakatya iwe!" Ongai Mwari haisi AIDS! - akaedza, aive kuseka paanofunga kwekutya.
"Unorevei, kutenda Mwari?" - Yakarambidzwa izvozvo. - Hamunzwisisi here? Iyi haisi joke! Kana nguva isingatori chiito, inopera zvose zviri nani. Saka mune rimwe bhuku rakachenjera pamusoro paro rakanyorwa. Handina kunyatsofungidzira kuti vanhu vane makore ari pakati pehutano vane ngozi zvakadini, kunyanya kune varume, asi ini ndichiri kuedza kukumbira musikana wangu seanonyatsoziva zvaaizoita kuti aparadze chiitiko ichi pamuzambiringa. Sveta yangu inodikanwa anozviona semunhu mukuru wepfungwa dzepabonde. Anoda kupa mazano, nguva dzose anowana nzira yekubuda mumamiriro ezvinhu akaoma uye izvi zvinozivikanwa pakati pehama dzake. Uye kamwe-kamwe iye, mukadzi anoziva zvose nevose, anotya mamwe marudzi edambudziko! Sashka ndiye murume wechipiri, uye Sveta anozvikudza zvikuru naye.
Mushure mezvose, anogara nguva dzekuzorora kumba; inobva kubasa panguva; anonyora anonyora pamusoro pokuti ari kupi, achibva pane imwe nzvimbo; nekunamata kunotarisa mudzimai wake uye anotenda zvose zvaanotaura, zvinoratidza kuti chero chido chemukadzi kwaari ndicho mutemo; anozvidza amai vamwene vake, vachimudana achida-mamulechka ... Munhu anogona kusingagumi kurondedzera kunaka kwemurume waSvetka, asi izvi zvinogona kuita kuti mubvunzo wekusanzwisisika kwematambudziko ezera rakapfuura kunyange zvisinganzwisisiki uye zvisinganzwisisiki. Panguva imwecheteyo, Sanya ane maitiro akanaka, basa raanoda uye ane simba rakasimba: haagoni kutumidzwa kuti mattress.
"Ndinoziva zvokuita!" Unofanirwa kuvanzwira, kuvada, kuvada, uye ipapo havazove nechido chekuwana kunzwisisa kune imwe nzvimbo parutivi, -kunyengedza kuedza kupa mazano kune vose vanoziva Svetka.
- Unopenga here? Musikana wangu akatsamwa akachema. "Kana iwe, kuti iwe hauzivi kuti mumhuri yedu imomo nguva dzose mave nemakore ekutanga!"
"Kana iwe uchiziva zvinhu zvose, chii chinetso, iwe unodiwa?" Chii chinodiwa kwandiri ipapo? - Ndakabvunza, muchivande ndichivimba kuti aizotaura, ivo vanoti, akangosarudza kudururira mweya wake, kuchema uye kutaura. Asi ikoko kwaiva!
- Kuchenesa, ndine chirongwa chinoshamisa. Zvose zvinonzwisisika zviri nyore. Kana Sanya aifarira, saka inofanira kunge yakangoshandiswa pane imwe nguva yerudo uye ine ruzivo rwemunhu. Izvi zvinobatsira murume kudzokera kuchipfuva chemhuri pasina mimwe migumisiro. My psychoanalyst yakandikurudzira izvi. Izvo zvakangoerekana zvandiwira ini uyo aizova "uyu". Mwari, akaita here zvakare kupinda mumusoro mangu kuti andidonhedze mune mamwe mavambo emusango uye kuedza?
- Mira! Mira! Unofunga kuti akawana mumwe munhu here? Akabvunza, achigadzirira kunzwa mhinduro isina kunaka. "Wave watoziva here kuti ndeyechokwadi?"
"Zvakanaka, handina kubatwa, zvirokwazvo - kwete mbavha, asi ... ndinogona kuona kuti chimwe chinhu chisingazivikanwi chiri kuitika kwaari." Kazhinji vanhu vanongokura, vanotanga mhumhi, uye iye ... Akatsvaira, akawedzera zvakanyanya, mamwe mararamiro akashamisa akaonekwa mumaziso ake. Asi zvinonyanya kukosha - mibvunzo yangu inoramba ichinge isingamuvhiringidzi, inoramba ichikura pamberi pemaziso edu! Zvakanaka, musandipa muchengeti wega? Ndichatii kwaari: vanoti, murume wangu akakura uye anofarira hupenyu? Zvose zvisina kukwana! Asi, kune rumwe rutivi, zvakakosha kuita chimwe chinhu! Saka zvizhinji hazvigoni kuramba! Saka ndakauya neurongwa hwakanaka kudaro.
- Teerera, Svetik! Iwe unonzwisisa here zvauri kutaura nezvazvo? Iwe unonyatsoda Sasha yako kuti awane mafuta uye marara here? Kana kuti iye bofu here? - Ndakanga ndatsamwira, ndichiedza kuitira kuti ndizvidzivirire kubva kumagadziro aSvetkin.
- Muzhiks, mudiwa wangu, ita zvakanaka chete munguva yekudonha murudo! Uye zvinotyisa! Zvechokwadi ane mumwe munhu! Muchidimbu, iwe unofanira kundibatsira! Ndinovimba iwe nemhuri yangu mufaro? Musi woMugovera ndinotarisira kushanyira isu! Iwe uchashanda pana Sasha, asi kutanga unofanira kuita iwe "vamp" mukadzi. Mangwana tinoenda kumubati wehodzi wangu, kumugadziri wekuita, ipapo tichakuwana dzimwe nguvo dzinofadza. Uye zvakadaro - hapana shoko rimwe chete. Zvose, Natulechka, ini ndinokutsvoda! Kusvikira Mugovera! Uye usanonoka. - Kwakange kune rheyo mumugadziri.
Ndakaenda kuchionioni ndokutarisa shungu pandakafunga. Uyu chimiro chakakosha chine tambo kubva pachigamba pamusoro wake hachina kumutsa kushushikana nekufemerwa kunyange kubva kwandiri.
"Tichaita munhu kubva kwauri!" Ndakarumbidza kufungisisa kwangu, saka ndakamuudza rurimi rwangu uye ndikagomera, ndakaenda kumubhedha: mangwanani ari akachenjera. Ini kwenguva yakareba ndakadzingwa, ndichiedza kurara, asi ndichiziva kuti handingakwanisi, ndakagara pamubhedha, ndakatarisana pasi pomuseve, uye ndakatanga kufunga. Saka, kubva pakuona kwemukadzi mumwe chete, Sasha ndiye murume akakwana, uye hauna kukodzera mumusoro wake kuti aigona kunyatsoendeswa kune mumwe munhu kunze kwemukadzi wake akanaka.
Kudzoka muchikoro, vadzidzi vose , uyewo vadzidzisi vevarume, vakaisa misoro yavo apo musikana wangu wepfeesheni, Svetka, akapfuura nepakati pezvinyorwa zvemannequin nekuonekwa kwaSophia Loren. Akadzidza nyore nyore, uye paakanga akaroora mugore rechitatu kuenda kumusoro webazi, Ilyushin, mubvunzo wekugadzirisa kwawo kwakabudirira wakagara wakagadzirirwa. Ilyushin iye pachake, zvino murume ane makore makumi mashanu akanaka, aibva kumhuri yevanhu chaivo vakanaka. Pamba, akasvibisa chete muchitsiko, akanga asina "tsika" uye akadana mudzimai wake wechiduku Svetka "mudiwa." Mweya muduku pakarepo wakarongeka mumba mavo chinhu chakafanana nemanheru emunyika, apo murume wake murombo akanyatsoteerera nekuremekedza kumashoko edu makuru evechiduku.
Murombo Ilyushin, asina kumudzidzira pane chero chinhu chipi zvacho kuti arambe, akagamuchira uye nguva ino. Ichokwadi kuti rusununguko rwaSvetkina rwakamutengesa zvikuru, sezvo, kuitira kuti arege kutengesa "dendere revanhu", akamanikidzwa kumutengesa mudzimba mbiri-mbiri mukati uye kupa mwana wake "Volvo". Kana ari Sasha, akanga ari chikoro kwenguva yakareba. Pasinei nokuti haana kukwanisa kutumidzwa kuti anochengetedza, haaikwanisa kutaridzirwa nemanzwiro evakadzi vemazuva ano. Sanya akange asingadikanwi nevakadzi vaisvuta kana vaine hanya zvikuru nebasa ravo, uye sezvo pane vanhu vakadaro munguva yedu, haana kuwana shamwari yehupenyu nenzira ipi zvayo.
Panguva yekutsvaga, murume uyu akakwanisa kupedza chikoro ichi, kuita basa rakanaka, kutenga motokari yakanakisisa uye imba huru munzvimbo yakakwirira. NaSvetko vaisangana mumakiriniki ake ega, kwaakachema mazino mavara akachena. Apo Sanya akati chete musikana asina kusvuta anogona kuchengeta kumwemwerera kunoshamisa, ndakanzwa mukupindura: "Nokuda kwako, ini handiri chete kusvuta, asiwo ndisina kuroora!" Izvi zvakaratidza sechirongwa chekuenderera mberi neshamwari. Kubvira ipapo, Sashka anotarisa mudiwa wake mumuromo uye anofara chaizvo kuti Svetik anomubvumira kuzvida. Aiwa, pfungwa yokuti akanga ane mumwe munhu yakaonekwa haina kukodzera mumusoro mangu. Ndakatsamwa ndikazvifukidza muhombodo ndikaedza kurara, nechinangwa chakasimba chokuramba Svetka chikumbiro chake. Zvikonzero zvekuramba zvakange zvichisvetuka mumusoro mangu.
"Handichazobatsiri mukuratidza-kuedza kunyanzvi kwomudzimai wako anokosha, akakodzera uye akazorodzwa!" Zuva rose ndakatambudzwa nekusava nechokwadi, uye manheru, ndave ndakashinga, ndakasarudza kudana shamwari yangu ini, kuitira kuti ndirege kukurumidza kumhanya uye ndisingateereri kuchema iyo ini ndiri mutengesi.
"Svetik, iwe unogona kundiuraya ..." Ndakatanga nemashoko anonyadzisa, asi haana kunditendera kuti ndipedze kutaura kwakanyatsogadzirwa-kuramba.
"Teerera, Natka, zvandiri kuenda kukuudza iye zvino," akadaro achifara. Oo, kungochema chete!
Unonzwa here? Rubatsiro rwako haruna kudikanwa. Ndakawana zvose ndoga. Iwe unofunga kwandakawana Sasha nhasi mushure mebasa? Iwe haungatendi! Akagara muchero yepamusoro pakona ndokudya gwayana rakabikwa. Unogona kufungidzira here? Zvakanaka, zvechokwadi, ndaifanira kukanganwira kutyisa uku kwakashata kwehama dzedu dzezvirimwa. Kunyange zvakadaro, zviri nani kudarika mid-life crisis syndrome.
"Saka anonatswa uye akangodonha kubva pakuti anodya pachivande nyama kubva kwauri?" Ndakabvunza.
- Pasina mubvunzo! Zvichida akanga asingadi kunditsamwisa. Uye ini ndichiri kushamisika kuti sei iye asingafariri zvakadaro patafura yekudya? Uye akarega kufarira kabichi, uye mabhanana haasisiri akanaka ... Zvakanaka, hapana! Ndichamuita "nyama" zuva! - musikana uyu aifara zvikuru kwazvo kuti kamwe kamwe ndakanzwa urombo pamusoro paSanya wake akanaka.
"Teerera, Sveta," ndakabvunza zvisinganzwisisiki, "uye iwe unofunga kuti zvakajairika kuti murume wako aifanira kuviga here?" Hungu, iwe unomusiya nemuorivhi wake wakazara.
- Zvechokwadi! - musikana wacho akatsamwa. - Unonzwisisa chii pamusoro peizvi? Nhasi ini ndichabvumirana kudya nyama, mangwana - kuti haazobuda garaji ... Uye chii chichaitika pashure? Zviri nyore kuti utaure, Natasha, iwe hausati waroorana uye hauzive kuti basa rakaoma chii kudzidzisa murume wako. Pano, mudiwa, unoda maziso nemaziso.
"Svetochka," ndakapindura, ndakashamiswa nokuwana kwangu kamwe kamwe. "Uye iwe hausi kutya here kuti mushure mokunge avhare kubva kwauri kuti adye nyama, haazotaridzi mukadzi uyo, kunze kweizvozvo, achamubvumira kudya nyama iyi isina kunaka uye kunyange achifara kumubika goulash?"
Paiva nekunyarara kwenguva refu mumugamuchiri. Ndakamirira kweminiti ndikakumbira Svetka kuti:
- Hey! Uri mupenyu here? Unogona kundinzwa here?
"Ndinokutaurira," yakauya imwe mugumo wemutsara. "Iwe wakandiuraya." Teerera, Natasha! Uye nei wakaerekana wauya kune izvi? Nenzira, iwe hauna ruzivo rwekugara uchikurukurirana uye ukama hwepedyo nevarume. Ndezvipi pfungwa dzinoshamisa dziri mumusoro wako?
"Ndichakutaurira kuti pfungwa idzi dzinobva kupi," Ndakapindura zviduku zvishoma, nokuti ndakanga ndaneta nekugara ndakashungurudzwa mumaziso eshamwari dzangu. Nokuti kana ndiri munzira ini murume akadai saSanya ako akasangana, ndinoda kumubika nyama tichida uye kumutakura kuenda kuchigaraji chechikepe, kana akagara ipapo! Unonzwisisa here, Svetik ?! Hongu, ndingadai ... - Ndizvozvo, Natka, - akapindura musikana muzwi rakawa.
- Nenzira yakati handina kumbofunga nezvazvo zvisati zvaitika ... Handina kumubvunza kuti chii chaakaita pachengetedzo kumakona nemazuva mashoma akapfuura. Mushure mezvose, munguva pfupi iye aitawo zvimwe zvishoma, uye izvi zvinoshamisa mumeso ake ... Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, zvakakosha, ivo, ndinovimba, zvicharamba zvichiva zvakanaka. Kunyange pasina mhuka yemichero!