Mukugadzirira kwechinyorwa chino, chidzidzo chiduku chaitungamirirwa, kuongorora kwakajeka kwevarume vane makore 27 kusvika ku37. Ndiko kuti, zera rakanyatsosarudzwa neainyanya kushanda, "clockwork". Pakati pevabvunzurudzwa "macho": 1 Bulgarian, 3 Russia, 2 America, 1 Chuvash, 1 English, 1 Ukrainian uye 1 Georgian. Uyezve, tinopa mhinduro, iyo iyo yose "yakanakisisa" gumi yakanyatsobatanidzwa uye yaiva yakanaka. Saka, madzimai, shingairira meanders uye rangarirai. Kubva pane zvakanyatsosimbiswa nevanhu, pasinei nevehurumende uye mutsa.
1. Mumunda wekuona kwake, mukadzi ari mune zvipfeko zvakasimba zvakanyatsonaka. Kunyanya murume ane ziso rinogara pambongoro yakavharwa, mazamu, chiuno. Nguvo dzakashata zvikuru varume vakadudza jira refu refu rima nechepamusoro kubva muhudyu (kana maviri!), Nokudaro kubva mazviri "zvakangoerekana" makumbo akaputika nemabhanhire erubhadhi kubva mumasokisi.
Iyi tsanangudzo shoma inodyara zvakananga. Izvo zvinoitika kune varume kusvika pamutsipa wekatsvuku nebhokisi risina kubvumirwa, iro riri kuda kuputika kubva pakudzvinyirira kana rutsinye, uye bhodhi ichatsvaga. Munhu wese, achitarisa mukati maro anofadza, anotarisira kuona zvose zvakavanzika pasi uye kubata. Uyewo anotanga kunetseka.
2. "Zvose zvakavanzika zvemukadzi akapfekedzwa, hazvichengetedzi chakavanzika chekusapfeka" -kushandiswa kureva murume wekare wevakadzi. Mazuva ano mavari ane simba. Munhu wose akabvuma kuti mukadzi akafuka zvakasviba anotarisa zvakanyanya, uye asina kupfeka zvachose. Murume anowedzera kuwedzera kana pfungwa dzake "dzinoisa" zvisizvo zvisingaonekwi zvemukadzikadzi.
Izvi zvinonakidza. Varume vanoda kufungisisa mukadzikadzi wemwoyo mumucheka wepurasitiki, uye kwete muhombodo yeusiku kusvika pasi. Kunyanya pasi peputi, iyo inongova chiratidzo: kujeka uye yakavezwa yakavezwa. Kana iri ruvara rwekuchenesa, tichagara mune zvakawanda.
3. Mucheka wevakadzi pasi pepurasitiki pakucherechedza kwesayenzi (masayendisiti akafanana chete) anobudisa chimwe chinhu pamusana pekusaziva. Kana iwe uri mudiwa akanaka, saka kazhinji unoshandisa mari yakawanda yakatsvuka (crimson) uye yakasvibirira pasi. Ruvara rutsvuku runoita kune anodikanwa, sezvinoitwa varume vose gumi, kufadza, kupisa simba rinokosha. Vanonzwisisa mukadzi mune zvinhu zvakadaro semadzimai, vanogona kuramba vakasununguka, vasina zvipingamupinyi uye zvipingamupinyi. Vanoona chiratidzo chakadai mumhando iyi yezvokupfeka: unogona kuedza ushingi, kusanganisa basa nekusava nehanya (kupa mukadzi kuti ave mutungamiri mukuru mumutambo wepabonde). Kana iyo mukadzi kamwe kamwe yerineni (kunyange zvazvo ruvara urwu harushamisi), varume vanonzwisisa izvi kuitira kuti muridzi wayo ari kumirira hutano hwepanguva refu, kwete mitambo yenguva pfupi.
Munhu ane ruvara rwepepuru uye ruvara rwepini, varume vanoona sevanhu vane utano, vakadzi vane tsitsi, asi zvimwe zvinomanikidzwa nemitemo yetsika uye rusaruro.
Mukadzi ari mumucheka webhuruu unofungidzirwa (sorry) "gomba mumubhedha," pamusoro pezvaunofanira kushanda, shanda. Uye zvose pasina pasina chikonzero. Mudzimai akaremara akadaro anongoratidzira pane basa reumwe wako. Nenzira yakawanda, ruvara rwebhuruu rwemucheka ndiro rakanyanya kukodzera, isu "gumi" yedu inofunga.
Vhineni yegirini, inofunga, ndeyomudzimai anoda mudzimai uyu kamwechete, uye vakadzi vane ruvara vanofarira zvepabonde.
Muchena mutsvuku. Akaonekwa nevadikanwi vedu pane vakadzi vakawanda. Vanoona kuti hazviiti zvekutakura, pasina chiratidzo chekuda kwevanhu.
Uyu ndiwo mararamiro akasiyana. Tora izvi, uchitenga zvese zvevakadzi. Uye rangarirai, madzimai vanodiwa, izvo zvinonyanya kukosha ndiyo mufambiro wenyu mubhedha. Kunyange iyo yakanyatsotorwa nemicheka yakasvibiswa haizobatsiri kana iwe uri munhu ane usimbe, unonyanya kuzivikanwa mune zvepabonde.
4. Zvechokwadi, varume vose (uye avo vakapindura munzvimbo yekutanga) vanofarira chaizvo kana mukadzi achiiongorora (zvinonzwika uye achidzokorora) se "mudiwa mukuru." Anotarisa kwaari achiyemura. Haangotaridzi, asi anotarisa kwenguva refu hukama hwake, "kusimudza" meso ake "aneta nechishuvo chechikadzi." Izvi zvinorevei? Chero mukadzi upi zvake anoda zvepabonde anoziva. Uye chero munhu upi zvake anoda mukadzi akadaro anoziva.
5. Varume vakapupura kuti zvinonakidza kana vakangoerekana vawana kuti mudzimai wavo haana chipfeko. Iyi i "nguva bhomba"! Kana iwe uchitaura nyaya iyi kumunhu waunoda munguva yekutamba kunonoka pane rimwe boka rakazara mune imwe usikuclub. Usashamisika kana iye akakurumidza kukukwevedza iwe mukona yakachengetedza uye unoita chimwe chinhu chakanaka. Kupikisa hazvina maturo, ivo pachavo vakatsamwisa "Africa".
6. Chokwadi, mudiwa wako achakanganwa nezvekuneta uye matambudziko ezuva rekushanda, kana iwe ukasangana naye pamusuwo kazhinji usina kupfeka (mune rimwe bho kana bhanhire kubva mumatokisi) nechitarisiko chisina mhosva. Tora tayi uye utungamirire zvakananga kuimba yekurara, kwaanozoona kwete bhedha rakashama, machira akapofumadza, asi kudya kwakanaka kwemaviri patafura.
7. Hakuna mumwe wegumi haazvirambi kufara kwakadaro: apo mudiwa wake paanosangana asingatarisiri uye anotengesa "chombo" chake kuburikidza nehomwe yejasi rake. Uye anoita nhamba dzakadaro pfupi pachena (asi asingazivi!): Pambambo, panhandare, pane imwe yemitambo (!) Uye kune imwe nzvimbo.
8. Uyezve, varume vakabvumirana kuti vanofarira "nzira yakaipisisa." Apo mukadzi asingaiti chete pfuma yavo paanenge achifamba motokari, uye anoita chimwe chinhu zvakanyanya pakarepo naye. Chinhu chikuru mumitambo yakadaro ine ngozi ndechokutarisa mumugwagwa uye kusatorwa nemhepo huru.
9. Uye, zvechokwadi, munhu wose anoda kuti vanodikanwa pachavo vape zvivako zvisingafungiri zvepabonde: kubva pane gorosi rakasiyiwa rine hayloft kusvika kumatareji escalator!