Kukwazisa kwokutanga kweNyika Idzva
Runhare Yakatariswa
Ngatitangei nerunhare kukwazisa, nokuti vazhinji vedu tinorarama pamakiromita makuru kubva kune mumwe uye hatisi nguva dzose yekupemberera Gore Idzva pamwechete. Gadzirira sms nemagwaro ekufadzwa. Somuenzaniso, vanogona kuva:
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Rega, kutotanga kubva kunekutanga kwaJanuary, mune ramangwana rako richaenda nguva inofadza nguva uye zviitiko zvakanaka. Ndinoshuva kuti tarisiro yese uye kurota kwako kunofanira kuzadzikiswa naSanta Claus uye mamwe masimba ane simba uye ane mutsa. Ndinotarisira kuti vachave mareji enyu uye vadhigiri vemazuva ose.
Rega mashekeri Evha Idzva Ive Idzva izadzise zvido zvako zvose uye ipe pfungwa yemafungiro. Uye dai hupenyu hwako huchava hunofadza chaizvo mugore idzva: bhangi ichava mashiripiti akanaka uye achakupa mari yakaisvonaka, uye rimwe zuva mugore idzva iwe uchasangana nemukuru akanaka uyo achachinja hupenyu hwako kuva nhau yakanaka.
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Gore idzva richava rima, rakanyorova uye rinononoka iwe, sechando. Ichaunza hupfumi hwako kune nhare yechando, hupenyu hwehupenyu - humwe hwemafesheni emitambo, kuseka-hutsika hwemiti yemiti yeKrismasi, uye mweya - rugare rwekutanga kwekutanga kwaJanuary. Ndinokumbira iwe mufaro uye unhu hwakanaka gore rose!
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Gore Idzva Inofara, musikana akanaka kwazvo, anofadza uye anofadza pasi pano! Pazororo iri, rega ndikupe iwe uve wegore rose somufaro uye wakachena sechando, unyoro sechishuwo chechando chechando, chakanaka sechando chinopenya muzuva, kufara uye kufara, seNyika Idzva pachayo! Congratulations!
Mudiwa wangu! Ndinokukwazisai Negore Idzva!
Shandisa mikana yakasiyana-siyana iyo icharumbidzwa nenziyo yakanaka kana nezwi revanhu vakakurumbira. Somuenzaniso, shamwari yako inofarira zvikuru Sofia Rotaru. Murairei rwiyo urwu kana kurumbidzwa nenzwi rake. Shamwari yangu ichafara chaizvo.
Imwe nzira inofadza: iwe uri kuenda kupa mudzimai wako rwendo kuenda kuRoma. Regai shamwari shomanana dzitumire sms nemashoko aya: "Lucky, iwe uchaona Guta Rokusingaperi!" Mudzimai anofanira kushamiswa, mushure mekunge iwe unogona kumupa matikiti.
Mvumo yeGore Idzva mumabhora
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Chii chauchaona Gore Idzva?
Imbure yekare yezvinetseka?
Nei uchichida?
Muvige muchando chechando!
Regai vaende ikoko zvakare
Kusuruvara, urombo uye nhamo.
Mhepo Mutsva Idzva Idzva
Achavatsvaira pasina tsanangudzo
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Gore Idzva harisi joke,
Basa rakaoma rakaoma:
Kuedzwa kwemudumbu,
Chiuno chine tsvina ndeye capote.
Asi champagne uye mutambo
Vanhu vedu havatye!
Takazorora, isu tiri kuzorora
Ticharamba tichienderera mberi ... kuti tifambe!
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Muiti-muti, se, akapfeka,
Uye apedza muorivhi
Nokudaro, nguva yeSMS
Tumira kunze kwenyika.
Gore Idzva Inofara!
Uye ndinoshuva chimwe chinhu ipapo ...
Tora, kuitira kuti ibha yemari
Ndakanamatira pamakumbo ako.
Saka kuti imbwa dzirege kuruma,
Saka mukicheni une
Zvisingatarisirwi zvakazarurwa
Munda wewaini.
Kuimba yaiva mukombe wakakwana,
Nguva dzose uzarurire shamwari.
Saka iyo nyanzvi yakanyemwerera,
Iva nemufaro uye usarwara!
Masiteri ekuberekwazve
Kana pasina mari yekuita mutambi, iwe unogona kugara uchikwereta chikafu cheSanta Claus uye uchikwazisa hama dzako iwe pachako. Nditendei, ivo vachafara zvikuru.
Envelopes
Pakati pese, pane mazano mazhinji. Shandisai zvose zvamunazvo kuti muyonge vese muNyika Idzva 2016. Gadzirira mazororo makuru uye majee anonyadzisa, kupa zvipo uye kufara kunofadza.