Pakutanga kufadza pamusoro peNyika Idzva 2016, zvakanyanya kufadza

Mumazuva eSvondo Idzva Idzva yakasakara zvokuti hapana kukwana kwakakwana nekufungidzira kwekukwazisa? Izvo zvinoitika. Zvakanaka kuti iwe une isu uyo ​​acharamba achikubatsira uye anokukurudzira iwe paunenge uchida. Saka, ngatiburukei kumabhizimisi.

Kukwazisa kwokutanga kweNyika Idzva

Runhare Yakatariswa

Ngatitangei nerunhare kukwazisa, nokuti vazhinji vedu tinorarama pamakiromita makuru kubva kune mumwe uye hatisi nguva dzose yekupemberera Gore Idzva pamwechete. Gadzirira sms nemagwaro ekufadzwa. Somuenzaniso, vanogona kuva:

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Rega, kutotanga kubva kunekutanga kwaJanuary, mune ramangwana rako richaenda nguva inofadza nguva uye zviitiko zvakanaka. Ndinoshuva kuti tarisiro yese uye kurota kwako kunofanira kuzadzikiswa naSanta Claus uye mamwe masimba ane simba uye ane mutsa. Ndinotarisira kuti vachave mareji enyu uye vadhigiri vemazuva ose.

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Rega mashekeri Evha Idzva Ive Idzva izadzise zvido zvako zvose uye ipe pfungwa yemafungiro. Uye dai hupenyu hwako huchava hunofadza chaizvo mugore idzva: bhangi ichava mashiripiti akanaka uye achakupa mari yakaisvonaka, uye rimwe zuva mugore idzva iwe uchasangana nemukuru akanaka uyo achachinja hupenyu hwako kuva nhau yakanaka.

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Gore idzva richava rima, rakanyorova uye rinononoka iwe, sechando. Ichaunza hupfumi hwako kune nhare yechando, hupenyu hwehupenyu - humwe hwemafesheni emitambo, kuseka-hutsika hwemiti yemiti yeKrismasi, uye mweya - rugare rwekutanga kwekutanga kwaJanuary. Ndinokumbira iwe mufaro uye unhu hwakanaka gore rose!

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Gore Idzva Inofara, musikana akanaka kwazvo, anofadza uye anofadza pasi pano! Pazororo iri, rega ndikupe iwe uve wegore rose somufaro uye wakachena sechando, unyoro sechishuwo chechando chechando, chakanaka sechando chinopenya muzuva, kufara uye kufara, seNyika Idzva pachayo! Congratulations!

Mudiwa wangu! Ndinokukwazisai Negore Idzva!

Shandisa mikana yakasiyana-siyana iyo icharumbidzwa nenziyo yakanaka kana nezwi revanhu vakakurumbira. Somuenzaniso, shamwari yako inofarira zvikuru Sofia Rotaru. Murairei rwiyo urwu kana kurumbidzwa nenzwi rake. Shamwari yangu ichafara chaizvo.

Imwe nzira inofadza: iwe uri kuenda kupa mudzimai wako rwendo kuenda kuRoma. Regai shamwari shomanana dzitumire sms nemashoko aya: "Lucky, iwe uchaona Guta Rokusingaperi!" Mudzimai anofanira kushamiswa, mushure mekunge iwe unogona kumupa matikiti.

Mvumo yeGore Idzva mumabhora

Sezvo zita rinoreva, zvido zvako zvichavanzwa mumabhaloni. Kuti uite izvi, iwe unoda kunyora zvakawanda zvepakutanga kurumbidza pamusoro pezvidimbu zvepapepa, zvigadziririra muhuipi uye uzviputire muzvira. Zvadaro zvibatanidza uye ugamuchire vaenzi kuti vasarudze bhora ravanofarira. Nenzira imwecheteyo iwe unogona kuita nemashizha, maruva emaruva uye kunyange kuviga muKrisimasi makoki.

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Chii chauchaona Gore Idzva?

Imbure yekare yezvinetseka?

Nei uchichida?

Muvige muchando chechando!

Regai vaende ikoko zvakare

Kusuruvara, urombo uye nhamo.

Mhepo Mutsva Idzva Idzva

Achavatsvaira pasina tsanangudzo

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Gore Idzva harisi joke,

Basa rakaoma rakaoma:

Kuedzwa kwemudumbu,

Chiuno chine tsvina ndeye capote.

Asi champagne uye mutambo

Vanhu vedu havatye!

Takazorora, isu tiri kuzorora

Ticharamba tichienderera mberi ... kuti tifambe!

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Muiti-muti, se, akapfeka,

Uye apedza muorivhi

Nokudaro, nguva yeSMS

Tumira kunze kwenyika.

Gore Idzva Inofara!

Uye ndinoshuva chimwe chinhu ipapo ...

Tora, kuitira kuti ibha yemari

Ndakanamatira pamakumbo ako.

Saka kuti imbwa dzirege kuruma,

Saka mukicheni une

Zvisingatarisirwi zvakazarurwa

Munda wewaini.

Kuimba yaiva mukombe wakakwana,

Nguva dzose uzarurire shamwari.

Saka iyo nyanzvi yakanyemwerera,

Iva nemufaro uye usarwara!

Masiteri ekuberekwazve

Shandisa mutambi uyo achafamba nepamba dzemakamuri ehama dzako uye achivakurudzira paNyika Idzva nokuda kwako. Ingozviita nenzira isina kujairika. Iwe unorangarira vanhu vanofamba-famba vachipoteredza dzimba uye vachitengesa vachena vachena vakasiyana-siyana, mazamu, makemikari emumba, nezvimwewo? Ndiyo nzira yekuita nayo shamwari, asi pamagumo kuti upe chipo chako.

Kana pasina mari yekuita mutambi, iwe unogona kugara uchikwereta chikafu cheSanta Claus uye uchikwazisa hama dzako iwe pachako. Nditendei, ivo vachafara zvikuru.

Envelopes

Mashoko enyu anoshuva uye zvidimbu zvinogona kuiswa mu envelope uye kutumirwa nemeseji. Saka kwenguva refu haufaniri kuita, saka, zvichava zvakanyanya kufadza kuwana mubhokisi yebhokisi congratulation. Uyewo, mavuputiki anokwanisa kuiswa patafura yefestive, kuitira kuti vaenzi vangavaverengera kudya kunonaka.

Pakati pese, pane mazano mazhinji. Shandisai zvose zvamunazvo kuti muyonge vese muNyika Idzva 2016. Gadzirira mazororo makuru uye majee anonyadzisa, kupa zvipo uye kufara kunofadza.