Dzidza kugara pamakumbo, kupotsera tsoka dzako shure kwechiso chako kana kuputika senyoka: vose vakomana vanorota zvekuita zvepabonde nevadzidzisi vekurovedza muviri, nokuti vanogona kuzviisa mumusungo usingakwanisi kusangana mune chero "Kamasutra."
Iva netsika yekuchengetedza bhodhoro rekunwa kwake kunonaka kumba. Simuka nenzira yeumambo: pachiteshi uye nechingwa chakakodzera. Ita izvi muzviitiko zviviri: kana zvakaipa uye kana zvakanaka. Uye amire pakupedzisira achimupa hurukuro pamusoro pengozi dzewaini.
Usavanza kukudzwa kwako kwaari. Murume ane kodzero yekufarira maonero evanodiwa vake kwete bedzi pabhedha. Zvakadini nekudzikisa pasi apo achiverenga bhuku raanoda pamubhedha? Nditende, ini ndangariro yako haichazovi pachena. Usanyara. Iwe unofanirwa kuita zvinhu zvose munguva, chero bedzi chifuva chakakwirira, seboka rinonzi "Chakavanzika" rakamboimbwa.
Kushandisa kukurukurirana kwemafoni kuitira kuti uzivise mukomana pamusoro pokuuya kwevabereki vako uye kudiwa kwokutenga chipo chekuzvarwa kwako kwekudzidza kwacho ndiko kuparadza kwemari. Sei iwe usingaiti kuti aite zvepabonde pafoni, kunyanya paanosuwa musangano unotevera. Iyi inzira inobatsira yekukurudzira mafungiro evanhu uye inodhura zvakanyanya kudarika kushanda kwakafanana kwevashandi vanoita zvepabonde-foni.
Usamirira mukomana wako kutenga firimu itsva kubva kumukuru wake waanoda. Tsvaga zvakabuda mufananidzo weDVD uye utenge zvakawanda, saka unogona kuwana nzira iri nyore yekuita kuti hukama huve nani nemunoda wako. Vakomana zvikuru kupfuura zvidhori, uye chete ipapo zvimwe zvose. Kunze kwezvo, iwe unotarisa, uye mafirimu ako aunotanga achatanga kuwira.
Iwe hausi iwe nguva dzose unayo mukana wekutaura nenzwi guru kuti unoita sei mukomana wako? Shandisa mutauro wemasaini izvi. Paunotasva muhovhoni yakazara, uibate ... Zvakanaka, iwe zviri nani kuziva kuti sei. Kana iwe uri musikana ane mwero uye chiito chakadaro chinenge chichikukurira zvakanyanya kwauri, ingovatsvoda mukomana wako padama uye whisper munzeve yake mazwi mashoma ane rudo. Nditende, iye achafara kuti iwe haunyari nemanzwiro ako.
Nhema yokuti hukama hwepedyo hunofanirwa kuitwa munzvimbo yega, yakasvika nevakwegura vechiHollywood vakanga vasingachagoni kuita kuputika kwechikwata chinonzi bikini pamberi pevechidiki vadzidzisi. Iwe haukanganwi kunyatsotsvaira musana wake, chengetedza masharubu ako uye ndebvu - hapana chinhu chinonakidza murume uyu sezvinoonekwa nemukadzi kumutumbi wake.
Rega kudanidzira "zvakare iwe unodya mazai akazora!" Paanozodyazve mazai. Yeuka kamwechete uye nokuda kwezvose: mazai ndiwo vashandi venyu. Iyi ndiyo inokurumidza, yakajeka uye inosvibiswa nzira yekugadzirira mapuroteni, anodiwa kwaari, kusanganisira munhu, utano. Hazvina kukodzera kudzokorora zvakare kuti evha cholesterol inokuvadza vanachiremba vose. Pane kudaro, ushingaike kubika ndiro yavarume yaanoda. Iwe unotova nazvo zviri nani.
Kana iwe uchifunga kuti rudo runotapira runongova ruremekedzo rwemukadzi, iwe uri kukanganisa zvakanyanya. Iwe haudyi imwe nehafu panguva imwe pamapoka emakambani. Uye anodya! Nokudaro, paunenge uchigadzirira kusangana naye, funga kuti ungasvibisa sei. Izvo chete usasimudzira rudo rwake rwezvipfigiso. Sarudza chokoti yakasviba, iyo inobatsira pakugadzirwa kwe endorphins. Izvi, chaizvoizvo, mufaro wakavharidzirwa mumapuranga.
Hazvina kudiwa kudhonza guy ku disco kana iwe uchida kutamba. Dhani kumba uye pasi pemimhanzi yaanoda. Achashamiswa, kunyanya kana iwe ukatanga kuvhara pasi pe album itsva "Metallica".
Kana mukomana wako achida kurasa masokisi mukati meimba, usamutsoropodza, asi gadzira "Chikamu chemasokisi akapararira." Muchitoro "Zvose zve 1 hryvnia" kutenga bhagi remasokisi, uye mubazi rezvimwe zvevana hombe duku uye toyikoni megaphone. Zvino tsvongodza! Isai hovha yako kumusoro wako, enda mukamuri paanotarira TV uye, achiparadzira masokisi munzvimbo yose, kuimba: "Iwe unokwazisa neSock Spreading Service!" Ichi chiitiko achayeuka nokusingaperi uye haachazokanda masokisi!
Tora mutemo wekushevedza vabereki vake, saka iwe unogona kudzidza kuita kuti hukama huve nani nemudiwa wako. Ndivanaani, kana vasina ivo, vanogona kukuudza kuti ungabata sei murume uyo anotarisa savo semadonhwe maviri emvura. Ndinopa zana muzana yevimbiso: kukakavadzana kwenyu kuchaguma pakarepo paunenge uchitaura mutsara wemashiripiti "Zvakanaka, ndichaenda, ndichadana amai vako." Usakanganwa: mune chero kupikisana chinhu chakakosha chinovaka!
Uchitarisa kuti mishonga yako inokura sei, dzimwe nguva unoda iyo panguva yekudzidzisa.
Inowanikwa muimba iri pakakwirira yekudzidzisa kwake, uye zuva rino richayeukwa kwenguva refu. Hazvisi zvekuti kuvapo kwemukadzi kunomutsa simba revatambi vechidiki. Ndiyo nguva yako yokutanga kuuya kwaari kuzodzidziswa. Uye yekutanga inorangarirwa nguva dzose. Usatya kuenda oga - tora musikana wako. Zvichida achatarisira mumwe munhu ikoko. Uye iwe unonzwa wakanaka, uye shamwari yako inobatsira.
Vakomana vanoda kuda kutarisa sezvinoitwa vasikana, saka kana mangwanani muhofisi anoona padhesiki yako ikadhi rakasayinwa, funga kuti manheru anodikanwa anopa iwe. Kunyangwe panzvimbo yemakadhi zviri nani kumutumira chikamu muKiev uye saladi.
Dzidza kunzwisisa maronda emotokari dzinodhura uye zvinwiwa zvinodhaka. Zvinotora nguva shomanana, asi mazwi ako pamusoro pekuti Ardbeg haisi sekunhuwa seLafrouge, pasinei nekuti vazhinji vevhiskey vanofunga kudaro, uye kusimiswa kweVaisman kwakaoma sekunge pa "Morgan", zvichaita kukura nokukurumidza kwezviito zvako. Mushure maizvozvi, hukama hwako huchashandurwa zvechokwadi!
Ita tattoo nezita rake. Asi sarudza nzvimbo inogona kuonekwa chete naye. Kuputika kwekuzviremekedza kwomurume wako kwakavimbiswa! Zvisinei, kana ndisingazivi kuti uyu ndiye munhu wako wokupedzisira, ita tattoo kwenguva pfupi, kana iwe unofanira kubvisa zita raunoda wako mumuviri wako, saAngina Jolie uye dzimwe nyanzvi dzakataridzika dzaifanira kuita.
Dharirai kuvandudzwa kwemutambo wake wepakombiyuta. Iwe hauzivi kuita izvi, bvunza sysadmin. Dzokera kumusha zvisati zvaitika uye zvingaita sokuti uri kuedza kupfuudza hutsva hutsva. Kana akakuona iwe uchitamba mutambo iye asati ava nenguva yokutamba, iwe uchava chidhori chake. Kwechinguva kwechinguva.
Dzidza kugadzirisa faucet. Ndiyo nzira iyi inowanzoita kuti varume vave mapenzi: vazhinji havana kumboita. Izvo chete usatya kutora screwdriver uye pliers pamberi pokudzokera kumba. Rega chiratidzo chekutanga mukutadza kwake kusaita basa rekutanga revarume. Zvakanaka, iwe une kodzero yekuwana mubayiro weizvi. Izvo, zvinoenderana nemafungiro emukomana wako.
SMS haisi iyo nzira yakanakisisa yokuratidza manzwiro. Mharidzo pfupi inogona kuparadzirwa, somuenzaniso, negirazi. Tenga mutengo unodhura unonyanya kuitirwa nyaya iyi uye nyora tsamba shomanana kwaari. Hazvidi kuti uzviyeuchidze kuti inguva yekubhadhara zvinhu zvinoshandiswa kana kuenda kune detergent. Gira mapeji ako pane chikwata chemudiwa wake webhola yebhola pazuva rekukosha kwemasikati. Kunyange kana vatambi vakarasikirwa, iwe zvechokwadi uchakunda. Uye kuitira kuchengeta kukunda, haufaniri kumirira kusvikira mutambo wacho wapera. Rummage mumifananidzo yevabereki vake archive, tsvaga zvifananidzo zvevana vake uye uzviite sechinhu chakafanana nekambani yebhuku, iyo inonyatsoonekwa pamwe chete panguva yekuvhenekera kwema candlelight dinner.
Tora rwiyo rwake rwaanoda, rwuimbire mumakrofoni, uye wobva waisa rwiyo rumwechete kune izwi rako. Wakagadzirira kuzadza iyo paya mu iPod yayo uye wakamirira chigumisiro. Kana iye asingazvikoshese, zviongorore iwe mumwe munhu mupfungwa. Kana iwe usingazivi kuti ungashandisa sei mutori wemimhanzi inokubvumira kuti udzikise mitambo yakawanda yemavhidhiyo mune imwe, unofanira kutora zvidzidzo zvishoma mumakombiyuta ekuverenga. Asi zvakakosha.
Tora mufananidzo! Chero kwete nemusikana, semuenzaniso, nembwa yake uye uise mufananidzo uyu muhomwe yake. Paanochera muchikwama, anowana mufananidzo uyu uye anoverenga kumusana "Tinokusiyiwa iwe", achasvimha misodzi, achikandira zvinhu zvose ndokuenda kumba. Chinhu chikuru ndechokuti manheru ano haugadziri kuungana pamwe neshamwari yako-shamwari. Iva nekambani. Kwete chete nekuda kwevasikana, asi chikamu chaicho chechikoro. Kumbira shamwari dzake dzose, musamuudza, hongu, kwete shoko. Uye usarega kubuda apo vakomana vakadhakwa. Uyu ndiwo pfungwa yako, uye iwe uri mubatiro wakakwana wechiitiko ichi. Musangano wevakwegura vekare vakarongeka nemwi chipo chakaisvonaka, pamwe chete iwe uchava nemukana wakawanda wekuterera kune zvaanochera neshamwari dzake.
Tenga rwendo. Romantic! Kune maviri, zvechokwadi. Kwete, kwete muhofisi yekufamba, asi pachiteshi chezvitima. Tora matikiti kuenda kumugwagwa we-suburban imwe nguva kubva ipapo, uye kubva ipapo, stomp netsoka. Zvinodhura uye zvinotsamwa. Usakanganwa kuti ukama hwako hwakafanana neeterevhizheni antenna: zvose zvakanyatsoenderana nenzvimbo yavanoisa. Dzidza kuzvisimudza uye wozvisunga iwe pachako pazvibvumirano zvisina kufanira. Dragodza mukomana mukufamba uye, achipfuura nhandare yekutamba, ipai kukwikwidza. Kunyange kana iwe ukarasikirwa, kukwanisa kwako kuita masimba aya maitiro kunomupwanya pakarepo.
Kunze kwemusoro wake! Nditorei kumhepo yepamhenderekedzo yepamhenderekedzo yepamhenderekedzo uye uite doro rake rekare kuti ude neparachute. Ita kuti uwedzere kuwanda kwehuwandu hweAdrenaline kunogona kungoita zvepabonde nguva dzose.
Ita kuti uite mutambo wako pamakadhi ekubvisa. Asi fungisisa mupfungwa, basa rako nderekuti uve nechokwadi chokuti achakunda. Kana iwe usinganzwisisi zvinorehwa nemutambo uyu, tinotsanangura: zvakafanana nechisimba, chinongonyanya kuoma.
Kumukokera kuti atye chikamu. Regai asarudze chero rwiyo rwauri kuimba pamwe chete, uye tora zvinyorwa zvekurekora pavhidhiyo. Isa vhidhiyo pa youtube.com uye udonhe hukama kune shamwari dzake. Vachati kwaari: "Nut, mutana, ipa!" Achagutsikana.
Kana iwe uchida kugadzirisa mhuri kusagadzikana, rega iitwe nenzira yehondo yekamu. Usati wanyora mubvunzo upi noupi unorwadza, gadzira mapepa maviri ekrimu uye utange bhodhi rimwe nerimwe mhinduro isina kururama. Kusapisa kunofanira kupedzerwa muimba yekurara, kunyorera kirimu kubva mumuviri wemuviri.
Tenga iye uye iwe pachako zvimwe chete. Jackets uye hats, semuenzaniso. Zvino imi mose muchaonekwa semunhu wose, uye kutendeukira shure kwenyu. Uye varume vanochida apo vanoteerera. Kana zvakashata kwaari, usamutumira kune shamwari dzako, asi kamwe kamwe unotamba chikamu chemudiwa wake wokunwa. Kana uchitarisana nematambudziko, iwe unogona kutamba "ingwe", kufanana naMadonna mubhidhiyo "Gone". Ita iye musasa wepiso. Haatombofungi kuti zvinofadza sei. Iwe haufaniri kupedza chiso chako. Tenga chipfuti chepineumatic uye shandisa mufananidzo mukuru webasa rake. Apo mukomana wako achiuya kumba apedza pfumbamuromo kubva kune vatungamiri vake, kumupa seti "Kaura Mutungamiriri."
Kana murume wako achigara achienda kubasa, usamumirira kuti adzokere kumba. Tora tekisi uende kwaari. Ikoko iwe uchakwanisa kutamba mumukuru uye munyori pasina, kutaura, kupera kubva pakugadzirwa.
Mpei chimwe chinhu chisingakwanisi kutengwa muchitoro chenguva dzose. Kana iye achifarira nhoroondo, tsvaga hondo yehondo yeHondo Yenyika Yechipiri, kubhomba - magirafu ane autograph yaKlitschko. Izvi zvakanaka zvakazara paInternet auctions. Muzvisungei jira. Kana zvimwe masokisi. Anodzidza nezvetarenda yako uye achakuyeuka iwe, nguva dzose paunoisa chinhu ichi.
Tsvaga mapeji aanoverenga zuva rekushanda, uye tanga kushanyira zvimwechetezvo, manheru, kurukura naye zvose zvinonakidza.
Kumbira kuti akudzidzise nzira dzokuzvidzivirira nadzo. Anonzwa akasimba uye ane mhosva kune iwe munhu.
PaEvha Idzva Idzva, akamukoka kuti aonge shamwari dzake. Mumapfekete eSanta Claus uye Snow Maiden! Nhasi manheru unovimbiswa zvakanaka zvakawanda.
Rega kupemberera musi weChitatu. Zvisarudzo, kamwe uye nokuda kwevose! Pachiitiko ichi, iye achada kuronga sangano uye achayeuka izvi kunyanya panguva yeMoscow Railway. Saka iwe hauchazovezve mamwe mazororo, asi murume achafara.
Usarasa zvifananidzo zvekare zvaakaitira kumamishinari anotevera. Svetesa ivo, vachibatanidza nemhete uye uzviise munzeve dzako. Iwe ucharatidza kuti anonzwisisa kuti iwe unokoshesa madhaimondi akawanda.
Kumumikidza kuti atasvike phiri yeFerris, bvunza maneki kuti ave nemubairo wekunonoka kumisa kukwezva kana dumba rako riri kumusoro. Maminitsi mashanu achange akakwana kuita kuti zuva ranhasi riyeukekwe kupfuura Gagarin wokutanga kupinda munzvimbo.
Tanga kukurukura mubvunzo wekuvaka imba yako. Kutaura nezveramangwana rekubatana kunoumba hukama hwemweya, iyo isati iri pfupi yekutanga yekuziva.
Mupe mwana. Izvi zvinounza pamwe chete zviri nani kudarika "chero chipo" uye kuvhara kuputika muukama huri nani kune chero glue. Kana zvichiita kwauri kuti kumwana iye asati atakura, kumupa imbwa. Regai aidzidzise.
Nyora nhetembo pamusoro pehukama hwako hwepakati. Hauzivi kunyora nhetembo? Usanetseka! Rega zvose SMS yako uye maimeri pakombiyuta yako. Apo pavanonyorwa zvakakwana, shandurai uye bvisa bhuku kubva mairi. Chipo chakadaro hachina kunyanya kudarika kuwanda kwemahofisi pakati paVan Gogh nehama yake, ndinopika!
Uye nei iwe usingaripi? Zvimwe zvinyorwa zvegungwa, zvichitanga kusungirirwa kumadhoroki pasi uye kupedzisa nekushamwaridzana kweshamwari dzake.
Iye zvino vanyori vakawanda vanoita mabhasi pamifananidzo. Zvakakosha, asi fungidzira kupindura komukomana wake, uyo, mushure mekunge asvika ku dacha, achawana ipapo chituko chaiye kwaari!