"Zvakanaka, yakatanga zvakare ..." - Mumunochema kuparadzwa (mbuya, baba, nezvimwewo), vachitarisa mwana wavo, ane mavara ane tsvuku. Hatisi kuzonyora apa zviratidzo zvakasiyana-siyana zvekudya zvinetso: chero zvavaive, mamiriro ezvinhu aya anozivikanwa nevabereki vakawanda. Uye ini nomwanasikana wangu takapfuura nezvose izvi: usiku husina hope, uye mishonga isina kunaka, uye makiromita emabhanhire. Iye zvino ndinoyeuka izvi sechinhu chisingafadzi, asi kwenguva refu yakarota.
Ndeipi yombo yedu yokutanga mukurwisana nemagetsi? Zvokudya! Uye ... zvakare kudya, zvakanaka, nekujekesa, zvakare zvakare kudya. Izvo zvakanyanya. Kwenguva yekuyamwisa - uye kumwana, uye nokuda kweamai. Zvokudya zvaiongororwa zvakaedzwa. Ndakataurira zvose zvitsva zvitsva chete panguva yekuregererwa, kwekunge vhiki imwe mushure mekutsvaira kwekare kwakabviswa zvachose. Mushure mokunge ORVI kana ORZ, zvakare, vakamirira vhiki. Zvechokwadi, "mazuva akachena" haana kukwana, uye nguva nenguva ndakaputsa mutemo uyu. Somugumisiro, mwanasikana wangu akagamuchira imwe kuputika, uye zvose zvakatanga zvakare. Saka kudya, kudya uye kudya zvakare.Uye nzira yekudyisa mwana, kana pasina chaicho chisingagoni, uye chii chingave chakatotora? Dzorera kubhengwa kwebhanari kwezvokudya zvinokuvadza muchiitiko chiduku.
Fantasize pamusoro peplate.
- Kugamuchira "sekunge." Uye kusvika, pariji ichava sejecha, broccoli - semasango, uye nyama yenyuchi - sekunge yakafanana.
- Kugamuchirwa, "zvokudya zvekune imwe nyika" Sei, iwe haudi buckwheat? Asi izvi hazvirevi bhakkwheat chete, asi imwe yepasi! Izvi ndezvipi kwauri hamster yepamusoro yakatumirwa papepa kubva kune imwe nyika yebhakkwheat. Chimbofungidzira kune zvose buckwheat: zvose miti yeghakheheat, uye murwizi buckwheat, uye denga ibhakkwheat ...
- Kugamuchirwa "sechimwe nyanzvi" (mhare, Raccoon kubva mukarati nezvimwewo). Shoko guru rinofanira kudzokororwa kakawanda sezvinobvira. Ndiratidzei kuti munogona sei kudya phariji - semunhu anstronaut, ane matama azere! Well done! Heino iwe uri muchengeti wenyika! Ndivo chete cosmonauts vanoziva kudya seizvi sei! Tarisai, iwe watotanga kukura zvakanaka pamberi pedu, sechimwe chikwata!
Fantasize muganda.
- Itai peji mukati, uye miriwo zvakapoteredza, semakwenzi.
- Isai nheyo dze nyama, kunakidza, miriwo - uye iidane iyo keke. Iwe unogona kudurura kumusoro "glaze" - yemuriwo puree.
- Itai chiso mushure mekudya.
- Uye saka pane ad infinitum. Kumbira mwana mwana waanoda kudya.
Chifeve bribe.
Kwatiri haisi iyo nzira yakanakisisa, asiwo inowanzobatsira. Chinokosha chaicho chiri nyore, sev valenok - kupa mwana izvo zvaanoda (tine zviyo zvegorosi, bhegi rekuvhara kana mwana wemombe mumidziyo) mushure mekutamba kukuru. Kana akaiswa munzvimbo yakakurumbira, inokurudzira zvakanyanya.Nguva dzose ipai chimwe chinhu chinonaka.
Izvi hazvirevi kuti mishonga yepamusoro inogona kupa sweets kana chips. Zvechokwadi, ndine urombo nokuda kwechinhu chakaipa, uyo asingakwanisi masipi. Saka iwe unoda kumupa kungoedza chete, zvakanaka, pamwe hafu ye candy, zvichida kunyengera. Pano, mubereki wese anofanirwa kuenzanisa mararamiro uye kuvara, zvichienderana nekutaridzirwa kune zvigadzirwa zvechigadzirwa. Pane maminetsi mashanu ekufadzwa kwemavhiki maviri kwekuwedzera? Uye kana mwana wacho akakumbira keseti nguva dzose? Mwana wacho haasati azviudza kuti "kwete", kunyanya kana achiziva kuti zvinonaka sei. Pane imwe nguva amai vangu vakandipa tambakiti yemasipi, pasinei nokurasikirwa. Izvo zvakashata zvakange zvakadai zvokuti shure kwekunge aifanira kuvanza makanda panzvimbo yakakwirira pane imwe muchero uye kuvadya zvakavanzika kubva kwandiri. Uye ini nguva dzose ndakatsunga nekunhuwa: "Amai, makadyai? Wakatora ichi kubva mukatebhodi? "Asi iwe haugoni kuzviisa pamucheka usina chinhu pamvura. Mwana wacho pachake achakuudza kuti yakaenzana nemasipi: apulo, mabhanana, plums, yogurt kana chimwe chinhu. Iye zvino ini ndinogona kudya masesekese pasina mimwe mibairo mune zvakawanda zvisingagumi. Aiwa, migumisiro yacho, hongu, asi kwete nenzira yehutachiona, asi nenzira yemajinga maduku. Uye ndine chokwadi chokuti mwanasikana wangu achadyawo-kushamisika, chips, salry rusks uye kunwa zvose Coca-Cola, uye pakupedzisira doro.
Chinhu chikuru - iva nechokwadi: iwe nemwana wako zvinenge zvichinyanya kukunda!