Murume wangu haana simba, chii chandinofanira kuita?

Yurka anondichinja ini - ndakagara patafura mune cafe, ndakaudza nerima kune shamwari yangu yepedyo Natka. Akatovhunga pakofi. Achinya, haana kunyanya kunyorera:
- C yei wawana?
- Ndinonzwa! Ndakagadzirisa chinangwa changu paruoko rwangu ndokugomera. "Unoona ... haadi ini zvakare."
"Izvozvo zvakadini?" Munzira yekudzivisa zvepabonde?
- Hongu. Hatina kumbove nemwedzi inoverengeka ... Asi isu takangoita rudo kudai zuva rimwe nerimwe.
"Zvakanaka, murume wacho aneta chaizvo," akadaro Natalya. "Nei uchizviwisira nekutya?" Haasi mutsvuku-ane simba!
"Uye kana isisiri kuneta, asi Yuri akamira kundida?" Uri kutarisa chii? Izvi zvingaitika here?
"Inoreti hongu, asi-oh ..." Natasha akashevedza, achibaya minwe yake achifungisisa patafura. - Ko iwe kana iwe uchidyisa Yurchik zvakawanda zveusiku? Zvechokwadi, Chiedza! Uye ndiani ane zvepabonde kuti aite mukuvhima kuti azere mudumbu? Zvingave zvakafanana nebarrel - uye bainki.
"Asi ndaigara ndichimupa zvokudya zvakadaro." Uye kusvikira zvino zvose zvakanga zvakanaka!
- Zvichida dambudziko nderokuti iwe uri kushanda pamwe chete? - kuisa chinangwa chitsva che Natka. "Pamwe pahofisi, iwe unoenda kumba pamwe chete, enda kunorara pamwe chete uye musimuka pamwe chete ... Zvakanyanya pamwe chete, munoziva?" Zvimwe, Eureka akatanga kudzvinyirira izvi. "Kuvapo kwangu ikoko here?" Sei?
- Pamusoro! Iye zvino angadai ari zuva rimwe nerimwe kune rimwe chete chete?
- Chinhu chimwe chete? Zvichida kwete.
"Ndokusaka iye asingadi kurara newe!" Murume akagutsikana. Izvo zvinoitika.
"Uye ndichaitei?" Ndakagomera.
"Zvakanaka, handizivi." Edzazve kuwira murudo naye. Mune pfungwa yekunyengera.
"Iwe murume wako?" Nhai!
"Usandinyunyuti, tapota." Iwe zviri nani teerera zvaunofanira kuita. Chokutanga edza kuchinja zvachose chifananidzo. Somuenzaniso, rangarira iwe pachako. Mukufunga kwangu, iwe uchaenda!

- Ndinokutendai, mazano! Yurik wangu haagoni kumira blondes!
"Wave nechokwadi here?" - Nate akavhiringidzika. - handina kuona ...
"Iwe unorevei nezvazvo?"
- Uye chokwadi chokuti anondibata zvakakwana. Kana, mune zvaunofunga, izvi ndezvokufungidzira here?
"Kwete," ndakazunungusa musoro wangu. "Asi izvozvo hazvirevi kuti achazvifarira kana neniwo ndava bonde."
"Kana iwe usingadi, usadaro!" Zvakanaka, gura vhudzi rako.
"Wakarasika here?" Ndakanga ndichikura bvudzi rangu zvakanyanya. Kwete, izvi zvinosanganiswawo! Uye zvakadaro, zvose izvi hazvina maturo.
"Chii icho?" Natka akandibvunza. - Hongu, zvose! Ndakasunga kofi yangu yekunaya. - Kana munhu akangodaro asina rudo newe, ipapo hapana matanho achakubatsira. Iyo nzira haigoneki, iwe unonzwisisa?
- Saka ndizvo, kana iwe usingadi. Uye Yurka anokuda iwe. Ndine chokwadi. Iwe unoziva, ndine ruzivo rwakanaka kwazvo, saka usapopotedzana neni. Zviri nani kufunga nezvekudzivisa sei Yurchik.
- Chinhu chimwe! Dzidzisa iwe, kana izvi zvakangwara.
- Hungu, nyore! Kutanga kunyorera: kana iwe uchida zvepabonde, usamudyisa murume kumarara. Gadzirira chimwe chinhu chiedza, somuenzaniso, chikafu chisina kuchena uye salmoni ine lemon pane grill. Kunyange zvazvo sushi yakakodzerawo. Chechipiri: gadzira poskusualnee ... Short skirt, blouson yakajeka, mashizha pazvikwata zvinosuka ... Kazhinji, kuratidza kufunga!
"Zvechokwadi, ndinogona, asi ini handioni pfungwa," ndakatanga, asi Natka akashaya mashoko aya:
"Zvakakwana zvedzidziso." Inwa kofi, uye wakaenda kune mall. Ndakaona zvipfeko zvepamusoro ipapo. Yurka zvechokwadi ichakoshesa.
"Ndinokutendai ... uye zvichida imwe nguva?"

Kwete imwe nguva! Laughed a friend. "Zvakakosha kumirira tsitsi kubva kune zvakasikwa, Svetka!" Tichatora zvose kubva muupenyu kusvika nhasi! "Zvakanaka, zvako," ndakagomera ndichishamisika. "Ngatiende ..."
Zuva rakatevera ndakatanga kushandisa chirongwa chatakagadzira ... Painenge nhanhatu manheru, apo paive nevashoma vashanisi, Yuriku akati ndakanga ndine musoro uye ndakasiya basa rangu. Uye mushure memaawa mashomanana murume wangu akauya kumba, ndakasangana naye pamusuwo mune rimwe remapurasitiki angu. Yura akatora izvi nenzira yake.
- Sei usina kupfeka? Icho chinopisa here?
"Kwete," ndakatsamwa. "Asi ini ndinotarisira kuti muchandidzora." Hongu, mudiwa?
- Zvino ?! Akanga achitya. - o kwete!
"Kwete, kwete?" Gehena, ndaizviziva!
Handizotsananguri rudzi rukuru rwandinonzwa panguva iyoyo. Akateerera Natasha pamusoro wake! Akatendeuka uye akasvibisa paakaenda muimba yekurara, zvishoma nezvishoma akafuka jasi rake, akabatanidza mabhatani. Ndakanga ndichinyanya kunetseka kuti ndizvikotamire pasi ndiri pamubhedha uye ndaputika misodzi, asi ndakawana simba rekusazviita. Achienda kuimba yekugara, akagara pasi pa sofa ndokubvunza kuti:
"Ndiudze chokwadi, iwe wakambomira kundida?"
"Ipfungwa dzakadini!" Mukadzi wacho ainge akatsamwa. - Hungu kwete!
"Handitendi," ndakati, kutendeukira musoro wangu kumeso. "Ndapota usatamba kate uye mouse neni."

Kana iwe uine mumwe mukadzi, ndiudze chokwadi! Iwe unoziva kuti ndinovenga nhema sei.
"Svetulia, mucheche ..." Yura akawira pasi pamusoro pecheti, achibvisa mabvi angu. "Usatombofunga nezvazvo." Ndinopika, iwe hauna chikonzero chekufunganya.
"Zvadaro tsanangura kuti sei takarega kuita zvepabonde."
- Nokuti ndakaneta kwazvo! Zuva rose pamhanya, munoziva ...
- Saka shure kwezvose, iniwo handina kurova bhakiti! Asi handisi kurasikirwa nechido chekuita rudo. Uye iwe ... Kwete, iwe zvechokwadi wakanga una amaikadzi.
- Nonsense! Ndinogona kupika kuti hakuna uye haichazovi mumwe mukadzi muupenyu hwangu. Uye godo iri risingafungi rinondishora ...
"Usakuvara pamusoro wakagwinya," ndakanyarara. "Uye usapomera zvinhu zvose nokuda kwekuneta kwako." Pakupedzisira, tine vhiki yevhiki. Aripo here?
"Chiedza, uchi!" Nei zvipenzi izvi zvichishora. Tiri vanhu vakuru uye ...
"... anofanirwa kuita zvepabonde," ndakapedza kwaari. - Uye iwe unovasive.
"Zvakanaka, zvose ..." Yuri akasimuka kubva pasi uye akasarudza kuenda kumusuwo. "Sezvaunogona kuona, iwe wakagadzirirwa kukakavara nhasi." Saka, ndinoda kupedza usiku naamai vangu. Ndinotarisira kuti haazofungi ... Ndakanga ndavhunduka. Akanga asina kumboita saizvozvo saiyo uye haana kutaura neni sezvakaita izvozvo. Ndakarega kuziva murume wangu ...
Zuva rakatevera, Yura, sokunge hapana chakaitika, akasangana neni pachikumbaridzo chehofisi uye akandipa mhando yemarses. Akakumbira ruregerero nekuda kwehupenyu hwake hwezuro uye akataura kuti akaita sarudzo yakakodzera.

Ndakafara. Mamwe manheru ndakamirira kukanganisa mahara pamubhedha, asi pandakabuda mumvura, ndakawana Yura ... akarara. Ndakanga ndichingozununguka nehasha, iyo inguruve! Uye ndakanyima nzeve dzangu! Ndichitendeuka, ndakaenda kukicheni kunodana Natasha kuti:
- Natka, chii chandinofanira kuita? Iye zvechokwadi ane mumwe munhu. Ndiyo chete nzira yokuratidza nayo? Zvichida muchengeti wega wega wekubhadhara?
Uye kana zvisina kudaro? Akapikisa. "Chengeta mari chete."
"Zvakanaka, iwe unoti chii?"
- Hapana. Kunyangwe ... Zvakadini kana tikatarisira muzukuru wedu? Yuri haaratidziki kumuziva ...
- Kurudyi! - Ndakanyarara. "Natasha, taura naye nokukurumidza."
"Iva wakanyarara!" - akavimbisa shamwari yake. - Cherechedza kuti nzira yacho yatotanga ...
Maiwe, mukoma waNatkin akazova mutongi asingabatsiri. Yura akazvifungidzira musi wechina.
- Unoziva, Svetka, mumwe munhu "anondinetsa". Zvimwe angazobira? Amai vangu vanondirayira kuti ndiudze mapurisa. Unofungei?
"Kwete izvozvo!" - Ndakatya. "Ndakakukumbira kuti uite."
- Iwe ?! Yura akabvunzwa mubvunzo.
- Hongu. Natkin's cousin.
"Asi sei?" It's fucking stupid!
"Ibenzi pachake!" - Ndakasvetuka. - Zvakajeka here? Kwenguva yevhiki takazununguka uye takatamba tinyerere, asi ipapo takazoita rugare. Panguva imwecheteyo, Yura akapfuurira kurara pane sofa muimba yekugara.
"Handinzwisisi chinhu," Ndakamboteterera kuna Natasha. "Iceman, kwete munhu!" Ingotora chete kutora uye kurambana!
- Usatya! Akanga achitya. "Varimi vakadai saYurka havakwanisi kuwanikwa nemoto." Akangwara, akadzikama, kwete kunywa, mari inogona kuwana!
- Uye kunzwisisa? - Ndakasimudza. Asi kurambana hakukwanisi kuisa ... Chiitiko chekupedzisira chemuchato wedu chakanga chaswedera, uye Yura akabvunza kuti ndingada sei kupemberera chiitiko ichi.
"Ngatiregei kukoka chero munhu uyu gore," akabvunza murume wake. "Ngatigare pamwe chete, iwe neni chete." Zvakanaka here?
"Sezvaunoda," akabvuma, asi asina shungu zhinji ...

Musi woMugovera, murume wangu akaenda kumusangano nemumwe wevatengi, uye ndakagara kumba ndichigadzirira mhemberero. Zuva rose rakanga richipenya segorokisi muchitima. Asi munhu wose akagutsikana: tafura yakaiswa zvakanaka, uye yakaonekwa. Pano chete Jura nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero chakarembera uye haana kupindura mafoni angu. Ndakanga ndisisati ndaziva zvandaifunga. Pandakanga ndava kuda chaizvo, pakanga pane kiyi muvhari.
- Zvakanaka, pakupedzisira! Akadanidzira, achimhanya kuzosangana naye. Uye yakamira. Pedyo neJura aiva munin'ina wake. Kuona chiso changu chisingafadzi, Semyon akashevedzera nekunyara:
"Zvakanaka here kuti handina kukokwa?"
"Hapana," ndakadaro, ndichikandira murume wangu.
- Izvo zvakanaka! - hama-mu-hama yakamutswa. "Ipapo ndakaenda kunoshamba maoko angu ..."
"Unorevei kuti unzwisise izvi?" - ndichikwevera kukicheni, ndakatsamwira paYura. "Pashure pezvose, takabvumirana kupemberera chiitiko chacho pamwe chete!"
"Handizi mhosva yangu," murume wake akashungurudza. "Unoona, Olga akaenda kwemazuva maviri mumusha kune vabereki vake. Uye hanzvadzi yangu, sehanho yaizova nayo, yakarasikirwa nemakona eimba. Zvakanaka, usapedza usiku usiku mumugwagwa!
"Uye ndinofunga kuti uri kureva nhema!" Uye akauyisa kwatiri nechinangwa! Handizvo here?
Yura akawana zvakafanira kuti asapindura. Nenzira yakawanda, manheru acho akanga asina kuparara ... Handizivi kuti ndingadai ndakashamisika kuti nyaya yacho ndeyei, dai ndisina kuwana bhuku rezvehutano mune dawati rangu. Uye ibhukiti. Yaiva nyaya pamusoro pezvinetso ne potency. Ndakatozviisa mukati mekupisa. Idiot, ndingadai ndisina kumbofungidzira sei pakarepo? Ndakasarudza kutaura nemurume wangu pachena. Pane kudaro, akamukurudzira kuti aende neni kumurapi wepabonde. Zvino zvinhu zvose zvakanaka kwatiri. Kunyanya kupfuura ...