Kushamwaridzana nebasa, kumba kana kuchikoro paZuva Rokufambisa kunobatsira majee anonakidza uye okutanga. Iwe unogona kuita jokes musi waApril 1 iwe pachako, asi unogona kushandisa mazano, mazano uye mienzaniso yevhidhiyo. Majokeswa anofungidzirwa achakodzera zvakakwana kutorwa kwevabereki, shamwari, vaunodzidza navo. Sms inokosha uye mazano mumifananidzo zvakakwana pakusimudza midzimu yevamwe pamwe navo.
Majee okutanga kune shamwari uye vaunodzidza navo kuchikoro musi waApril 1 - mazano uye mienzaniso yevhidhiyo
Mazano ekutanga majee naApril 1 yevamwe shamwari uye vomukirasi
Iwe unogona kufara shamwari uye kuita manzwiro chaiyo nekugadzira bhokisi rinokosha ne confetti nguva isati yasvika. Bhokisi racho pacharo rinowanikwa pahofisi, pasi inofanira kunge isipo. Tini yakanaka yakawira mukati. Iye zvino inoramba ichingobvunza mumwe munhu kubva kune shamwari kuti auye nebhokisi rezvidzidzo zvekudzidzisa. Zvimwe zvinokuvadza zvinogona kufungidzirwa kuva kuseka musi waApril 1 kuchikoro kune vekirasi yepachikoro, zvinoda kubvunzwa kwevadzidzi pachavo. Semuenzaniso, kusati-kutumirwa pane zvikoro zvechikoro izvo mushure mezvidzidzo zuva rakatevera (kureva, April 1) zvichange zvichitsvaga kuchenesa kwegungano kana yeimba yemitambo. Newe unoda kutora mhando, zvipfeko zvekare. Chinhu chikuru ndechokuti vadzidzisi havana kubvisa chirevo uye vaive "mumakwenzi" ne prikolistom. Zvadaro vakawanda vomukirasi uye vamwe vadzidzi vachave vakagadzirira kuedza kuti vabatsire chikoro chavo chechikoro.Vhidhiyo muenzaniso wekunakidzwa kwepakutanga kwekutora shamwari neshamwari dzekirasi kuchikoro
Zvinokwanisika kutamba shamwari kuchikoro mune dzimwe nzira. Mushure mokunge maona majee evhidhiyo anotevera musi waApril 1 kuchikoro, unogona kuita chirongwa chechic kufadza shamwari dzako.Kushamwaridzana kusinganzwisisiki kwevamwe pamwe navo musi waApril 1 - pfungwa itsva uye mienzaniso
Mitsva mitsva yemagashi pamusoro pevamwe pamwe naApril 1
Kubva pamwoyo kuti ufare mune kambani huru haingasviki muhofisi chete, asiwo mumoto wekupaka. Somuenzaniso, kuvhara motokari yemumwe wavanoshanda navo nefirimu yekudya. Uye iwe unogona kungoisungira ne micheka micheche. Ichokwadi, mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro, mubatsiri anogona kudiwa. Kuita bhero rakanakira kubva kune imwe gorosi PVA glue (inodururira pahombodo uye woiririra kuti iwedzere), iwe unogona kuisa chinhu ichi pabhodhi yewaini yaunoshanda naye. Asi zvisati zvaitika, munhu anofanira kunge achifanira kufamba nemukombe wemukaka wakachena mupfungwa dzevanhu vose: kugadzirira uku kuchapa huwandu huripo mukudhiro.Vhidhiyo muenzaniso wejoko risina kujairika kune waanoshanda naye mubasa musi waFebruary Fool
Jokes musi waApril 1 pakati pevamwe vashandi vanogona kunge vasina kungokuvadza chete, asiwo ane utsinye. Mushure mokudzidza mavhidhiyo mavhidhiyo eApril 1, munogona kuwana nyore mutevedzeri wemusangano wega wega mu "shop".Mapoka majee kumba kumba kwevabereki musi waApril 1 - zvinonakidza pfungwa dzemifananidzo
Mazano ekuseka majee pamusoro pevabereki veimba musi waApril 1
Iwe unogona kufadza vabereki vako nerubatsiro rwemari yakaiswa mari. Vanofanira kubatanidza pasi pasi vachishandisa zvipikiri zvemvura. Asi mushure menguva yekuonekwa kwe "mari isingakanganwiki" mari, iwe uchafanirwa kushanda nesimba kuti uudze kuti yakaguma seiko. Uye, zvechokwadi, nyatsodzivadzora. Iwe unogona kushandisa majee akawanda akajeka musi waApril 1 kumba kumba kwevabereki. Semuenzaniso, tendeuka pfungwa nechinzvimbo chekudya. Semuenzaniso, dururira pati pods panzvimbo pepads, shandura munyu neshuga. Ichokwadi, haasi vose amai namababa vakaita samaseke akadaro. Nokudaro, iwe unogona kurumbidza hama dzakawanda nerubatsiro rwezvifananidzo zvinotevera uye maShoko-jokes:Paunenge uzarura sms iyi kubva kubhuku rako yakanyorwa zana makumi mashanu. Ndinokutendai, asi izvi hazvina kukwana. Ndapota svitsai uye shandisazve sms mharidzo.
Meso angu anotambudza ... Kurumidzai kundisiya ndoga uye rega kunditambudza. Ndinoda zvishoma nemaminitsi gumi nemashanu ekurara.
Shamwari, ndiyo iyi Porsche yako yakachena yakamira mudura redu? Pachifambiso chemhepo iyi nhamba. Ndinokwanisa kutora mufananidzo naye here?
Mangwana ne13: 00 munzvimbo imwe chete - Operation Bober! The password is a cockroach !! Mugumo wekukurukurirana!
Sawa, mudiwa spectator! Ndinokukoka iwe kuti udzokere purogiramu "Rega vataure". Musoro: "Ndingaitei kunze kwemaruva aya elac?".
Nzira yekuita zvinonakidza musi waApril 1 - mazano anobatsira ekudhira
Nzira dzinofadza nemaoko avo - mazano mazano kune vanofarira joke
Chinhu chakanakisisa chakanaka ndechokugadzirisa zvinetso nyore kuwana mhinduro dzisingatarisirwi. Urongwa urwu hunoratidza kuti ungaita sei joke musi waApril 1, usingashandisi zvakawanda.- Kudya kwemeno. Inokodzera vana vakaroorana, shamwari dzinogara muimba imwechete. Zvakakosha kuderedza ruvara rwemvura mumvura uye kushandisa sirineni kuti injove mazino mukati mehutu. Saka, mudiwa kana muvakidzani achapenda mazino mumumvuri wakajeka.
- Dzokera kune yakapfuura. Uyewo yakakodzera kuvanhu vanogara munzvimbo imwechete yeupenyu. Zvakakosha kushandura maawa ose muimba awa iri mberi uye nekufara kunomirira munhu wese kuti agadzirire basa / kudzidza, asingazivi nezvekugona kweawa kana kuti inonyura mubhedha.
- Drop the dari. Zvinotora 2-3 vamwe vanhu kuti vabatsire. Zvakakosha kutambanudza shati yakavhara pamusoro pomumwe munhu akarara uye kudanidzira "Denga rinowira!", Uye tanga kuwedzera zvishoma nezvishoma. Munhu wacho haazokwanisi kuona ruvara rwemamiriro ezvinhu uye anotanga kushanya-famba achitsvaga kubuda kubva mumba.