1957, kureba kweCold War. Masoja eSoviet, anotungamirirwa naAgent Spalco, anotora Marion Ravenwood, aida nguva refu kuIndia Jones, achiisa purofesa pamberi pechisarudzo: Marion akashandura uye kufa, kana kuti anobatsira hutsinye hweSoviet mukutsvaga Crystal Skull inoshamisa mukuchinjana rusununguko rwevakadzi.
"Dzokera"
Pam-pane-pam-pam, pam-param-pam p-param-pam-pam. Kufunga, ari kumashure! Mwanakomana asingagari wematch, uye munguva yakareba kwete wechidiki makumi matanhatu nemashanu akagadzirira kuisa musoro wake mumasaya eshumba, kana izvozvo zvinomuswededza pedo kune imwezve yezvokuchera matongo. Tinoda kutaura kuti hatisi kuzoshamiswa nemakumbo, asi Indiana Jones haana kusiya ibwe pamatombo edu. Ndinoda kuchema, svetuka kumashure ezvigaro zvechigaro uye ugogeza vanhu vanopoteredza nep-corn: uyu ndiye Purofesa Henry Jr., vakadzi nevakuru!
Chaizvoizvo, kusvika kusvika pakuona, kutya chete ndiko kwakange kunonyanya kugadzikana kwe "Indiana", chaizvoizvo mumufananidzo uripo-kutonga nevanyori. Achave akaoneka sei panguva yakakura uye pahwindo guru? Hausi iwe kushandura Gavrilov mumakore gumi nematatu.
Kune mufaro mukuru, kusava nechokwadi kwose kwakanga kusina maturo. Kinoman orgasm yakaputirwa mberi kwenguva isati isati yasvika ye "March of the Seekers", uye kwete kunyange pamatombo ekutanga, semadonhwe maviri emvura akafanana nekutanga kwe "Last Crusade" (kugara uchidzingirira ne classical trilogy inowanzozara, uye haisi nguva dzose pahuma, uye dzimwe nguva nehupenzi hwekare-vanoti, asi rangarirai, sei zvakadaro, uye kwete iyo nzira?), asi pakarepo Gomo Paramount rikava mhepo yakaomeswa-mhepo yechinhu chimwe slylyachy. Pano, nenzira, iwe unoda kunge Steven Spielberg aripo kuti akubvunze-sei, yakavimbiswa kuita pasina makombiyuta?
Spielberg, iyo inofanira kuonekwa, yakashandurwa kuva rututu inotyisa: apo iyo imwechete "Lethal Weapon" ine zvinyorwa zvayo zvepakati, kusanganisira zvakaipa zvisingadzivisiki - mudiki muduku - mubasa rake pachake, haina kutaridzika zvakanyanya uye rakanaka seyekutanga Riggs uye Merto mhosva. Hazvina maturo kutaura, nguva refu isati yasvika yekutanga kuora mwoyo kwaShai LaBeouf, aive akaonekwa mukutadza kwete nemabhanetsiti, asi nehumwe huwandu husingafadzi. Zvakanaka, chii chinonzi gehena yemumwe muIndia Jones? Aiwa, anokwanisa kuyeuka Shorty Round kubva muTemberi yeDhiyabhorosi, asi akanga ari mudikanwi, uye iye zvino Dog Williams (zita racho ndiShayu) raive rakabatanidzwa kune basa remukoko wechiIndia.
Iyo firimu, zvisinei, yakakwanisa kunyatsomirira kudzivisa kusafambisa. Kwete iyo chete, Imbwa yakashandurwa kuva kopi yekupfira yaMarty McFly (viva 50's!), Nekuita nharo chero ipi zvayo, saka panguva iyo nguva apo pakasvibiswa kana kudhakwa kwemadhagiriji panopera, mufananidzo unofamba nenzira isina kunyatsozivikanwa uye zvinoshamisa zvinokonzera mamiriro acho ezvinhu. Zvakanaka, zvakangofanana nehurukuro ye "Kuramba," kana uchida.
Kana iwe uchifunga zvakadaro, tarisa nechiremba pakarepo. Ndiani wamunotarisira kuona kune vanopikisana, kana chiito ichi chinoitika munguva yeMcCarthyism? Kuviga muPeru, vanyengeri vefascist kana kuwira kubva kumatenga varume vemavara? Zvakakwana kwauri, Dambudziko Rakakomba ndiro rimwechete rekuunganidza seSicilian Mafia. Iwe hausi kufunga here kuti yose yeItaly inopesana neHollywood crime genre? Zvinonyatsoita here kugumburwa neCate Blanchett yakanaka (yakatendeseka, iyo yakanakisisa inowanikwa mumakwikwi aya), neine chimiro chekunakidza mutambi "Enda!" Chaizvo chiRussian Igor Zhizhikin uye inotakura zvisinganzwisisiki nezveCrara Stalin?
Kurambidza zviri nani paGeorge Lucas, uyo akapa ruzivo rwenyaya yacho, iyo yekupedzisira iyo inotasikirwa nevatatu vatatu. Aiwa, kwete, hazvina kunaka uye zvinopfuura zvinonakidza, zvakaoma kuti uende kubva munharaunda yakazara uye inoratidzika sekutamba. Sezviri pachena, nekuda kwake uye akataurwa kubva kuCannes, achidana firimu "kwete kuenderera mberi." Asi chii icho chivi chaicho, kunyange nemagumo akadaro, "Indiana Jones" inopesana nevakawanda vemazuva ano adventures, uye kufara kwekuona gamba rinodikanwa pahwindo rinofananidza chete ne ecstasy ye rumble kubva pamiromo yenziyo:
Pam-pane-pam-pam, pam-param-pam p-param-pam-pam!