Vanhu vazhinji havarevi Zuva Rokuseka pasina kubata majee akanaka uye ane mutsa. Muzororo rino unogona kufadza shamwari neshamwari dzako, fara nevabereki vako. Mapoka majee musi waApril 1 anobatsira kuisa mafungiro makuru kwete kwemazuva mashoma apfuura, asi kwemwedzi wose. Ndokusaka vose vari kushanda uye kuchikoro zvakakosha kugadzirira zvidhori uye zvepakutanga mifananidzo, iyo ichave inofanirwa nevashandi pamwe navo vekirasi. Kunyatsotarisirwa kunofanira kupiwa pakusarudzwa kwemifananidzo yakanaka yeamai vako vanodikanwa. Iwe unogona kupedza majee mu "nguva" chaiye, uye mu sms mode. Pakati pezvirongwa zvitsva uye mienzaniso yevhidhiyo, unogona kusarudza nzira dzakanakisisa dzeApril 1 kune vose vanoziva.
Mapoka majokes kune vaunodzidza navo kuchikoro musi waApril 1 - ane mazano matsva uye mienzaniso yevhidhiyo
Mazano ekuseka majee kune vaunodzidza navo kuZuva rekuseka April 1
Kutamba vaunodzidza navo kuchikoro vauya kuchikoro kare nekushingaira kugadzirira zvidzidzo zvichabatsirwa nokudhinda mapepa nemashoko akanyorwa "Kuronga iri kugadziriswa". Tsamba yacho yakanyatsogadziriswa mberi mundima iri pamatanho uye mudzidzi wese akakodzera achamanikidzwa kuenda kukirasi (kana dunhu rakadaro rinogona kuitika). Kuseka pavanodzidza navo kuchikoro kana neshamwari kubva pane zvakafanana kunobatsira uye kutanga kugadzirira "nyaya dzinotyisa". Somuenzaniso, tenga spiders plastiki, mapuro uye mamwe maitiro eHalloween. Kuvekidzwa kwakaiswa muDhipatimendi redesks, yakaiswa kune mapurisa. Inoramba ichitarisira "kuyemura" kubva pane zvakawanikwa kune mumwe nomumwe wevanodzidza navo. Kubudirira kwekutora kunobvumirwa kutenga zvidhi zvakasiyana.Vhidhiyo muenzaniso wekusekwa-kutora chikoro mukirasi April 1
Mukutanga kwekudhirowa, zviri nyore kuona kana kuongorora maitiro evanhu kune iyo. Ndokusaka joke inofadza kune vekudzidza navo inogona kuunganidzwa kubva pamuenzaniso unotevera video:Kunakidza jokes kune shamwari uye vanozivana musi waApril 1 - pfungwa dzemifananidzo
Zviratidzo zvemufananidzo wakajeka weshamwari kana kuti unoziva musi weApril 1
Kana shamwari dzichigara muimba imwechete (kana kuti hostel), zvino mangwanani-ngwanani unogona kuseka shamwari yako nemasokisi akaiswa mukati-kati (oga oga). Inofadza shamwari uye yechando "yakagadzirira" kambani. Inokosha chete manheru kuti iite sandwiches, flakes uye uiise usiku usiku mufiriji. Kana ushamwari uri kubasa, unogona kukanda nzvimbo yose yebasa nematayipi (somuenzaniso, vana vose vemakonzo) kana kuita magirazi nemvura inotapira. Inofadza shamwari uye dzakaiswa zvidhi zvebasa. Pamusoro pemashizha unogona kunyorera zvido, kuziviswa kwe rudo kana chimwe chinhu.Kusvetwa kwakanaka kune amai vangu musi waApril 1 - zvinonakidza mazano pamifananidzo
Mifungo inofadza yekukwezva amai pazuva raApril 1
Nzira yakareruka yekufadza mai vako ichave yakanamatira maziso ezvikoti zvinonaka pazvinhu zvose zviri mufiriji. Vanotarisa nemoyo wose uye vanonyanya kuseka Mummai. Iwe unogonawo kushandisa maitiro ekutanga nemishonga ivo pachavo, iyo inopa kupa kwekudya chamangwanani kana kwemasikati:- peta mu yogurt pane mazinga akaomeswa;
- mbatata yakasvikika nemuchero mu crouton pane ice cream;
- coffee jelly panzvimbo yekofi chaiye.
Majee okutanga evana nevechiri kuyaruka musi waApril 1 - mazano uye mienzaniso yevhidhiyo yemufananidzo
Mhedziso yemufananidzo wekutanga wevana nevechiri kuyaruka musi waApril 1
Muchina wemukaka wemukaka unogona, pane kunwa nguva dzose, unopa "jena" jeri rinotapira. Hapana mwana uye wechidiki acharega kudya kwakadaro. Asi mavhisi ezvokudya "ane utano" anokwanisa kupa masukisi asina kukodzera - mababu muchokoti. Mushure mekudavira kwavo mwana haazodi kutora kwenguva yakareba. Iwe unogona kunyengedza mwana ndokumuendesa kune imwe nzvimbo mangwanani: haazokwanisi kunzwisisa kuti nei mamiriro acho muimba yake akachinjwa.Vhidhiyo muenzaniso weiyo yekutanga joke-kutora kwomwana musi weApril 1
Kuti uone kuti zvinoita kuti usakanganise uye mutsa kutamba mwana wacho anobatsira vhidhiyo inotevera. Chimwe chiitiko chinonakidza chinogona kushandiswa kutora mufananidzo musi waApril 1.Ndeipi majee ezuva raApril 1 kuseka rinogona kushandiswa kuti riite sms?
Funny sms jokes musi waApril 1 mukudhirowa
Hazvina kudiwa kutanga matanho matsva okudhonza shamwari. Kuti ushandise pakusimudza mafungiro, iwe unogonawo kuva nemajee akadaro musi waApril 1:Dear abheri! Isu tinokuudza kuti nemhaka yemamiriro ezvinhu akaoma, tinogamuchira mishonga yekudya sekubhadhara kwemafoni ekukurukurirana mazano.
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Anodiwa, murume wangu akawana pamusoro pedu. Akaita kune zvose zvakanyarara uye aida kusvika pakuziva iwe. Akataura kuti aizotenga keke ndokutora banga pamwe naye. Mira.
Dear abheri! Migwagwa yaunogara haisi kushandiswa neanoshanda. Kana iwe uchida kudana, tendeukira kuimba - kupinda mudivi.
Ndini ini, hana yako! Handikwanisi kupfuurira kwauri, ndinofanira kunyora sms. ... Zvakanaka, uri kuitei izvi, saka, ah?!?!
Jokes uye majee okutanga, majee anonyadzisa musi waApril 1 - izvi zvose zvinokwanisa kugadzirisa mafungiro emangwana iri mberi. Iwe unogona kuedza majee ako pane shamwari dzako dzose, shamwari, uye vabereki. Semuenzaniso, amai vanogona kugadzira kudya kwemafuro asina kufanira. Vana nevechiri kuyaruka vachafarira kusekesa masukisi. Asi vaunodzidza navo kuchikoro vanogona kuchengetwa nomufaro paZuva Rokufambisa nejokes risina njodzi. Pakati pezvinenge zvataurwa uye mienzaniso hazvizove zvakaoma kusarudza nzira yakanakisisa yekukwevera vadiwa.