Kuchinja kwechifananidzo
Chii chiri kuitika
Iwe unogadza musangano wako unofarira munzvimbo yakazara (a cinema, nzvimbo huru yekutengesa, nzvimbo yekuvaraidza). Mukupfuura, iwe unomuyambira kuti masikati makuru akachinja zvachose chimiro (kana kuti iwe uri kuenda kunosangana nechitoro chebasa). Ipapo iwe unotaurirana nemusikana (asingazivikanwe naye) ruvara rwakadaro uye kumupfekedza mune zvinhu zvako. Panguva yakatarwa, iye panzvimbo pako anouya panzvimbo yemusangano uye anoenda kumurume wako. Uye unofunga kuti ndiwe iwe! Nekunyengetedza, unofanira kutaurira shamwari yako mashoko akawanda kubva munhoroondo yehukama hwako, izvo iwe chete unoziva: musi wezuva rokutanga kana iwe waunoda kudya - hazvina basa. Chinhu chikuru ndechokuti musikana anofanira kutamba nemwoyo wose kushamisika: "Iwe haugoni kuziva ini!", "Zvakakwana kuseka, kuti uri kuratidza pano sokunge iwe usingandizivi!" Nguva refu musikana anogara, zviri nani. Mukupera iwe unooneka, uye chakavanzika chakaratidzwa. Funga kuti pfungwa dzakadaro hazvizove nemunhu wose: vamwe varume vanogona kutsamwa kana, nekufungidzira nezvehose, "zivai" iwe neshamwari uye mumumumire kuimba iyi.
Basa rokugadzirira
Unyanzvi hwokuita shamwari - chinhu chinoita kuti kubudirire shamwari dzezuva nezuva, saka zviri nani kuti udzoke zvakarezve.
Dzidzo yakadzika
Chii chiri kuitika
Kumbira munyori kana mubatsiri kutumira tsamba kune vose: "Ndapota taurai kuti kambani yedu inotaurira zvinotarisirwa kune vashandi vose: kuti tive nechiGiriki (kana kuti chero ipi zvayo) mutauro, sezvo takagadzira kambani inobatsira nekunetseka munyika ino. Muchidimbu chetsamba iwe uchawana muedzo wekuziva mutauro, tinokukumbira zvakasimba kuti uupfuure uye utume Ivanova TM. (kunyori munyori), iyo ichaita mapoka pamusana pezivo. Nokuda kwekunyatsoziva mutauro wacho, zvirongwa zvakasarudzika zvichagadzirirwa musi weMuvhuro kubva pa8.00 kusvika ku900 neChishanu kubva pa7: 00 kusvika ku20.00. Mwedzi mitatu inopiwa kudzidziswa, mushure mokunge kuongorora kuchaitika. Avo vasina kuzvipira vachadzingwa. " Kutaridzirwa: vashandi vacho vanozadzisa muedzo, muimba yekubhema yose iyo hurukuro - chete pamusoro pokudzidzisa ... Zvakaitika kuti kusvikira kuparidzirwa kwechokwadi vanhu vaitenda mumusangano!
Kukurumidza kunamatira
Chii chiri kuitika
Iwe unoenda nemusikana kana shamwari mumugwagwa. Apo chitima chichibva panzvimbo yacho, taura nebhokisi rekukurukura nemutyairi uye utaure kuitira kuti iwe unzwe vanhu vakawanda sezvinobvira: "Hamburger naCoca-Cola mumotokari yechitatu, tapota." Pachiteshi chinotevera, iwe wakamirira mumwe munhu akambotenga cola uye hamburger. Anopinda mumotokari ndokubvunza kuti: "Ndiani akaraira homburger uye cola?" Iwe unotora "chirongwa", ubhadhara uende. Chitima chacho chinobva pachiteshi chacho, uye iwe "unobatanidza" bhodhi rekukurukura nemutyairi: "Ndapota, kusvika kumagumo usingadzimi." Vatakuri vanova vakaoma ... Uye vanoziva kuti vaitamba kuseka!
Basa rokugadzirira
Zvinotora kanoverengeka kutasva metro kunze kwezvipfeko kuti kunyatsorongedza zviito zvevatori vechikamu.
Paralysis technique
Mumwe wandinoshanda naye anosanganisira kombiyuta yekushanda yekuita basa risina kupera. Zvisinei, hapana faira imwe inopindura! Mumwe waanoshanda navo mukutya anodana system operators, asi haagoni kubatsira: mafolisi haatombovhura, uye mapurogiramu haaiti kana achiedza kuvabatsira. Kana mamiriro acho akaswedera pane chinonyanya kukosha uye inosvika kumakombiyuta epadziviriro ekugadzirisa, iwe unogona kuzarura chakavanzika: mafaira ose nemifananidzo yaakanyora pane firipi yakavanzika, wakaita skrini ye desktop (PrintScreen button yePc kana Command + Shift + 4 ye Macintosh) uye izvi mufananidzo wacho wakagadzirirwa sechiso.
Basa rokugadzirira
Chokutanga, ita pakombiyuta yako pakuita mifananidzo yevamwe zuva rega rega. Usati wapedza kombiyuta yako, iva nechokwadi chekuti unochengetedza kuti wakachengeta zvakachengetedza zvose zvese. Rally haifaniri kukuvadza kushanda! "
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Chii chiri kuitika
Iwe unoedza kuita bheti neshamwari kuti muminiti iwe uchagura mabhatani kubva pane chimwe chinhu chezvokupfeka kwake uye ugozochera zvakare. Zvichida, haatendi. Perturbate: vanoti, iwe iwe, iwe unobvunza simba rangu revakadzi, munyaya iyi kukwanisa kusvetura. Cherechedza chinyorwa! Usati "munzvimbo yavo" - iwe ucharasikirwa. Gadzirira zvisikwa zviviri, nhete uye tsvimbo ine ruzivo rwakatosimbiswa, uye ipai stopwatch kusvika kune imwe nyaya. Wakatanga! Iwe wakakurumidza kubvisa mabhodhi ose kubva mujasi rako kana jekete uye unoasungirira vose pamwechete, tsvimbo imwe chete. Maitiro akafanana, mamiriro ezvinhu emakakatanwa acho anowanikwa: mabhodhi akaiswa pasi panguvo imwechete, kubva kwavakatemwa. DETAILS Mikisi, nheyo, tsvimbo ine ruvara, stopwatch.
Kana iwe usine chivimbo mune zvaunokwanisa, ita chiito chigadzirira kubvisa uye kusvina zvimedu pazvinhu zvako pachako. Ngwarira paunodzika kuti urege kudzikuvadza.
Sweet Toast
Iwe uri kuvaka kambani mune cafe. Apo zvinonakidza zvichinyatsokwira, simuka uchiti: "Ambuya vangu vaiziva mazano mazhinji ekare. Kune murume ane mukana mune zvebhizimisi uye rudo, iye anofanira, nemaziso ake akavharwa, achidanidzira nenzwi guru katatu mumutsara spell: "Tsakha Chunazhra." Ndinokudai mose uye munoda kuti muve nematambudziko.
Simuka uye utaure mazwi emashiripiti! "Shamwari dzinomuka uye dzinoimba" kutaura "... Uye vanhu pamatafura anotevera vari pasi vachiseka. Musanditenda ini? Edza munzvimbo yakazara kuti utaure patter: "Ndinoda kudhakwa, ndinoda kudhakwa ..."
Sarudza kambani yakarurama uye kunyatsosarudza nguva iyo shamwari dzichidzika pasi pesimba remhepo inofadza ye cafe uye inozorodza.
Tora motokari yako
Chii chinoitika ndechokuti iwe unotora seki yechipiri yekiyi kubva mumotokari yemurume wako uye unonyarara pesa motokari. Ipapo musikana wako anodana foni uye anomuudza kuti motokari yakabiwa kubva kwaari inowanikwa. Kunyatsova nechokwadi kuti haana kutaurira kupamba kwake, mudiwa anozotanga kuramba. Izvo zvinyorwa zvinotsanangura zita uye nhamba yemotokari uye, pakupedzisira, inobvumirana nechokwadi chokuti iko kukanganisa kwakaipa kwakaitika. Uye vadikanwa vanoona kuti motokari yake yaenda! Zvino ibhizinesi yako: regai ave nekutya, kana kuti pakarepo ataure pamusoro pemutambo.
Basa rekugadzirira: usingaoneki kubvisa spare reki yeiyi, edzai kuti chekutanga chekupaka nzvimbo haisi kuonekwa kubva pahwindo, kana zvisina kudaro kubhanyira kuchaonekwa nokukurumidza.
Makombiyuta Akasimuka
Mumwe wandinogara naye "chiso nechiso" (matafura akachinjwa) anosanganisira kombiyuta. Uye kamwe-kamwe ... Shoko pacharo rinotanga kuzvimirira, uye mashoko acho anotanga kuonekwa muhwindo rakazaruka: "Kubva ikozvino ini handikuteereri iwe. Iwe unonditakudza nebasa, uye ndakasarudza kuzvitaura ndiri kombiyuta yakazvimirira. Usaedza kuvhara purogiramu kana kuti kundibvisa: Ini ndiri ndoga iye zvino! "Mumwe waunoshanda naye ari kuedza kuvhara purogiramu nemushonga, asi-oh, kutya! - mureza hauteereri zvachose. Zvinonzwisisika, chakavanzika chemutambo ndechokuti iwe wakambobatanidza keyboard uye mouse yekombiyuta yaunoshanda naye kune yako. Iwe haugoni kukanganwa kutaura kwe muridzi wemotokari "yakamukira" kwenguva yakareba!
Mirira kusvikira waunoshanda naye atanga zvirongwa zvinodiwa uye haazovipo. Zvadaro shandura keyboard mukati.
Vavakidzani nhau
Pamwe neshamwari, iwe unopa mutambo: maererano nekutsanangurwa kwomunhu, mutungamiri anofanira kufungidzira kuti ndiani. Uye mupi anokwanisa kubvunza chero mibvunzo ine chokuita nekuonekwa kwevanhu vane simba, uye vatori vechikamu vanoedza kureva nhema. Muparidzi anosiya mukamuri akasarudzwa, uye panguva ino unotsanangurira mitemo kune vamwe vose vatori vechikamu: unhu hunoshamisa ndiye muvakidzani ari kurudyi. Izvi zvinoreva kuti, munhu wese, achipindura mibvunzo yemupepeti, anofanira kupfuurira kubva pakuonekwa komutambi akagara kurudyi rwake. Mutambo unoenderera mberi kwenguva yakareba, sezvo mutungamiri asingagoni kuwana pakati pevanhu vakaungana vane zviratidzo zvizhinji zvakasiyana.
Tsvaga zita remuiti
Taurira shamwari yako kutengesa pabheti. Kuti uite izvi, nemhando isingazivikanwi, chesa imwe kubva pamitambo 12, uchitaura zvimwe "zvinyorwa." Bvisa madota zvakananga paruoko rwako, uye zita rawakanyora neresipa richaonekwa paganda. Iwe unogona kutenda, vose vachava vakaoma nekutarisa meso. Pakarepo pachava neavo vanoda, asi kuitira kuti chakavanzika chisati chazaruka, tsanangura kuti kazhinji hazvibviri kufungidzira - zvinofanira kutora nguva. Saka iwe uchava nemukana wekushanyira imba yekugezera zvakare uye kugadzirira "sucheno" inotevera. Gadzirira zvidzidzo zvishoma mberi kuti uverenge chiyero chekusimudza sese (kunyorwa kwakanyanyisa kunonyatsoonekwa, uye madota akaoma haazobati).