Varume varipo: zvinorwadza - zvinotambura, zvinogumbura - musachema, vanorasikirwa-vanonyarara. Vakadzi, vari vanhu vane manzwiro, vanoratidza manzwiro avo pachena uye nenzira yakajeka. Vanowana zvakaoma kunzwisisa kuti nei manzwiro aifanira kunge akasimudzirwa kana mwoyo wakabvaruka kubva pakuratidza rudo? Asi varume vakanyarara. Vanoshaya, asi ivo vakanyarara. Ndezvipi zviratidzo zvaungafungidzira kuti munhu haasi asina hanya uye anoshushikana?
- Ndidane, ndidane. Varume vanofunga foni vachienderera mberi, izvi hazvifaniri kubvunza. Vanoshevedza nguva dzose, kunyange kana vasina kudana chikonzero chaicho chekushevedzera. Aiwa, murume haafi! Chero zvazviri, haazvitauri zvakananga. Anongoda kuziva imwe hafu yeawa iwe zvaunoita? Vaiva kupi? Ndiani wawakasangana naye? Iwe unoziva here kuti kune mvura kunze, pasi pemutinhi waro mwoyo unogara uchisuruvara? Unoyeuka kunhuwa kwevaya chrysanthemums yaakakupa musi wekutanga here? Iwe haugoni kuyeuka sei? Saka, inguva yekusangana kuti uvape zvakare sechipo!
- Kurwisa nemashoko. Varume vazhinji, nekuda kwe "pfungwa yavo" yakajeka, zviri nyore kukurukura nemukadzi anodiwa kuburikidza netsamba, panzvimbo pekukurukurirana kuripo. Murume uyu zviri nyore kakawanda paawa kuti akunyora sms. Uye kunyange kana chirongwa chake chiri chirema, uye mharidzo haina kutakura mutoro mukuru wezvimedu, chinhu chikuru kwaari ndechekugara achitaura newe. Vamwe varume mushure mokunyora vanoedza kuvanza manzwiro echokwadi, ayo muhurukuro ichapa mhedziso yezwi, zvisinganzwisisiki kumbomira, kutengesa kana kwete mumusoro wakabviswa upenzi. Mutsamba pamwe neizvi zviri nyore - pane nguva yekufunga zvinhu zvose pamusoro, chengetedza zvinyorwa zvezvikanganiso uye uvanze pakati pemitsetse yakanyanyisa romantic hint.
- Mauri, segirazi ndinotarisa. Murume anokushaya iwe nguva dzose haakwani. Haakwanisi kuona zvakakwana pamusoro pako. Ane misangano shomanana kana misangano yakashamwaridzana, saka anonyangarika mumagariro evanhu pamasamba ako. Anotevera hupenyu hwako kuburikidza nemabhuku eIndaneti, anoda mapikicha, uye anouya nemashoko ekutanga, zvichida neine mutsara umo iwe unonzwisisa kushuva kwake kwauri. Uyewo kuti unzwisise kuti munhu anotambudzika, iwe unogona, kana akakubvunza kuti atume iwe Selfie wake, somuenzaniso, nechishuwo chesiku yakanaka kana mangwanani akanaka. Anoda kuziva kuti hupenyu hwako hunoenda sei, mumaminetsi nemaawa kana asiripo, uye haagoni kukuona.
- Chipo chekuyeuka. Kana iwe "ukagara" mumusoro wemunhu, haazodi kuti atore kutakura naye kwete mufananidzo wako chete, asi zvakare chiyeuchidzo chaicho pamusoro pako. Semuenzaniso, anogona kukumbira mamwe gezmos ako sechipo, chikopa chakatonhora kana chitima chinotengwa zvakanyanya kwaari. Kana munhu nemoyo wako akanaka, usamuramba mune chikumbiro ichi chiduku. Ita chipo ichi mascot. Tora iwe mazuva mashomanana iwe pachako, ipa simba rako uye rudo. Saka iye achava nesimba rinoshandura chero chinhu chipi nechipi mumunyengetero.
- Mr. Bond. Murume anoshingaira uye anokanganisa haazogumburwi, achingogomera pamusoro pechiso chako kana kukuyeuka kuti waive uchinyemwerera sei muzororo nemumwe shamwari. Achaita zvitsva mukutsvaga nzira dzokuswedera kwauri. Kana iwe ukacherechedza hunyengeri hwake hwepachivande kwauri (onai maratidzo ekudzoka kwake kakawanda pamapeji ako eIndaneti, inzwa kubva kuvanhu vaunozivawo zvaakabvunza pamusoro pako, nezvimwewo), hapana mubvunzo kuti anofunga nezvako, uye kana asingashori iye zvakadaro , ipapo humwe humwe humwe kunyemwerera kana zvimwe zviratidzo zvekucherechedza, uye iye achave akaora mwoyo! Kana iwe usati wasarudza kana iwe uchida murume, funga funga. Varume vokutanga ikozvino vanodzingwa semapesheni anopisa pazuva rechando.
- Iyo musangano! Uyu mutsara unogona kunzwa kubva kumurume uyo anokanganisa kazhinji kacho kuti "aine ngozi" anosangana munzvimbo dzakasiyana. Anowanikwa pamutambo pane kechikwata chako chaunoda, anonyora kune gym, iyo iwe unoshanyirawo, anotungamirira mumwe newe kutakura kuenda kubasa, uye pakupedzisira unosangana naye mune imwe kambani yeshamwari. Zvakaitika here? Kwete. Murume asingangorasikirwi chete, asi achitsvaka kuzadzika kwekunzwa kwake, haazogara asina. Anonzwisisa kuti iye pachake ndiye mupfuri wekufara kwake, uye ari kutsvaga mukana wekutarisa maziso ako kakawanda zvokuti iwe unofunga nezvayo, kana kuti zvichida zvichaitika?
- Kuvigwa kwakavanzwa. Zvechokwadi, kana munhu akaora mwoyo uye achibvuma pachena izvi, ipapo kutarisira kwake kuchava pachena. Asi munhu anoedza kuvanzika pakavanzika anogonawo kunge asingazivi uye ane hanya-kubva pamashizha ake aanofarira (masukisi, shambiso yakasviba, mittens, nezvimwewo), akapa asingazivikanwi kumotokari pasi pemahwindo emusana anoyemura uyo ari kuitika kuitira kuti mudiwa wake arege Ndakasangana nekunetseka nekufamba munzira dzevanhu. Munharaunda yedu, izvi zvinonzi chiito chevarume. Kana zvisina kudaro, chii chinonyanya kukosha kuti mukadzi asiri kupa nzira iyo manzwiro ekusika ayo anogona uye anofanirwa kuita kufara?
- Mhosva nehasha. Munhu asina hanya haana hunyunyuta uye kutsamwa. Haana chokuita newe zvachose. Uye kana wako anoyeuka akagumburwa, ane shungu, ane shungu (kunyanya zvakadaro, ane simba risina uncharacteristic remanzwiro), unoziva - ari kufema zvisina kufanira kwauri. "Sei iwe usingapinduri kudana?", "Sei iwe uine varume vakawanda vakakukomberedza?" "Sei usingagoni kusangana neni nanhasi?" "Iwe uri kungova ice risinganzwisisiki!", Zvakadaro. Murume anoshaya, anofunga nezvako uye anoda mhinduro, kunyange kana inokuratidza manzwiro ako nechiratidzo chisina kunaka. Saka rangarira, kana iwe ukapindura pane izvozvi nenzira yakadzikama, isina tsitsi uye yepfungwa, kwaari zvinogonawo kureva chinhu chimwe bedzi - iwe hauna hanya naye, nokuti mukadzi asina hanya haazoparadzi simba rake panzvimbo isina chinhu.
- Musangano usina kuparadzana. Kana munhu akakura kwauri nemoyo wake wese, haatombogoni kutakura pfungwa yokuti misangano yako yose ine nguva yekuparadzaniswa. Nokudaro, usina nguva yekukutaurira iwe mushure mekutanga zuva, anenge atoronga chechipiri. Uye kazhinji, misangano yako yese yakafanana nechinguva-kudzokorora kwehupenyu hwemangwana pamwe chete: anokutaurira kune shamwari nevabereki, anoratidza imba yake, anobvunza kuti ungagadzirira sei kicheni, muimba yekuvata, uye mucheche. Inokutungamirira kune chisarudzo chekusazoparadzanisa zvakare, nokuti iwe watove wakaneta zvikuru nekushayikwa iwe.