Zvidzidzo zvepamusoro zveMutsva Idzva 2017 weChrocracker - nejokes zvekushanda kubasa, vana vechikoro uye vadzidzi vekusekondari

Chimwe chikamu cheboka chero ripi neripi rudo rwekubatana kwemasangano, kufara, mapato emakambani. Kwete kunze kwekupembererwa kweNyika Idzva 2017 yeMoto. Mune izvi zvinoshamisa uye zvizere nemashiripiti usiku, vashandi vanoshandura zvisingazivikanwi, vanobvisa maski ose (uye dzimwe nguva vanopfeka ivo) uye vanozorora nemirazi inovhenekera mumaoko avo uye nharo dzakakosha mumusoro. Ichokwadi, kuitira kubudirira kwekambani kusina kukwana buffet inonaka uye kushandira mashizha. Zvose zviripo zvekupemberera zvinofanira kunyatsosarudzwa uye zvakarongeka zvakanaka:

• Zvakakosha kusarudza nemaune mutungamiri - munhu anoshanda uye anogadzira, "mweya wekambani";
• Zvakakosha kuita runyora rwezvivaraidzo. Zvikamu zvekambani yeNyika Idzva zvinogona kuva zviduku uye zvinonakidza kana kwenguva yakareba mukushanda kwevashandi nemabasa;
• Pamusoro pe nhamba imwe neimwe uye mubatsiri pane zviri nani kugadzirira chikamu, mufananidzo, nhamba yekufananidzira;
• Zvose zvikamu zvevanhu vakuru zvinofanira kuve zvisinganzwisisiki zvakasiyana-siyana zvinonakidza zviitiko nemajokesiti emusangano weNyika Itsva kubasa;

Kunyange zvakadaro, panguva yekufara kwekugadzirira, mumwe munhu haafaniri kunyatsotevera mamiriro akajeka evadzidzisi (vadzidzisi, vanachiremba, vashandi vehofisi). Zviri nani kuzvigadzirisa panguva iyo, tichifunga nezvehutano hwekuda uye mafungiro evanhu vose vanobatana.

Mifananidzo yekutanga yekambani yeNyika Idzva 2017 yeRoster

Pamazororo emhuri uye mapato emutsva weNew Year ane kubudirira kukuru kune mhando dzose dzekuita mifananidzo uye mutsara unofambidzana nemaitiro anonakidza uye mazwi mashomanana. Kunyora pamhemberero chero ipi neipi yevakashanyira, zvinokwanisika kurongedza zviitiko kana nhau dzepano pamwe nekupfeka kamwe kana pasina zvachose. Zvimwe zvacho zvakagadzirirwa huwandu hwevanhu, vamwe - kuvanhu 3-4. Chikamu chemavara ekutanga ehurumende yeNyika Idzva 2017 Rooster inokodzera vanhu vakuru chete, zvese zvinogona kuitwa kunyange muboka rakavhengana nevechiri kuyaruka nevana. Kugadzira script yezororo reNew Year, zvakakosha kusarudza zvisati zvaitika izvo izvo zvakakodzera kune vaenzi.

1. Kubvunzurudzwa kwebasa raBaba Frost naVa Snow Maiden. Chiitiko chakadai kune umwe neumwe mushandi yekuyeuka nhoroondo yebasa rake. Vanonyanya kutaurwa ndivo vanotsvaga mahofisi uye maneja wemhizha. Kuti vawane nzvimbo inoda kudiwa, vanobvumirana vanozokwikwidzana pakati pavo, joko, kuratidza matarenda.

2. Kutsvaga kwegore Idzva kwemafirimu anozivikanwa eSoviet. Iyi shanduro yemifananidzo inoenderana nebasa revanhu vakuru revanhu 35+ vashandi. Sezvo wakashanda zvishomanana, zvinobvira kuchinja "Irony of Fate" kana "Office Romance" nenzira inofadza zvikuru, uye shure - inonakidzwa, yakashongedzwa neprops yakanaka.
3. "Hondo nhatu" - mifananidzo yenyaya yenyaya. Basa revanhu vanonyanya kutaurwa rinokumbirwa kune varume vanozivikanwa zvikuru muboka. Vaya, vachiita sokuti vane heroes uye vakatasva mabhiza anofungidzira, vachitaura nezvehondo iri kuuya naGorynych. Awa yeawa yakapfuura nokunaka kwemahombekombe kune dzimwe nyika. Nzira yacho inotambudza apo ma heroes anoponesa vasikana uye vanotumira nyoka mujeri. Muchiitiko chacho pane kukurukurirana kunoshanda, chaizvoizvo zvose, uye kunyange mabhiza!
4. Reception yaSanta Claus. Ichi chinyorwa chepakutanga chekambani yeNyika Idzva 2016 Rooster inoda kubhadharwa neparodies evashandi chaivo uye nyaya dzinorarama kubva muupenyu hwezuva nezuva hwevanhu vose.

Zvitsva zvitsva zveNew Year's corporate 2017 kushanda muhofisi

Ndezvipi zvinyorwa zvidimbu zvitsva zvisinganzwisisiki zveNew Year's company kushanda? Chokutanga, dzinoda zvishoma zvishoma. Chechipiri, vanoita kuti zvikwanise kukurumidza uye kushandura vanhu. Asi kunyange kune zviitiko zvakadaro zvisiri nyore zvakakosha kugadzirira zvakakodzera:

• Itai zita repaiti yebasa rimwe nerimwe;
• Sarudza nhamba yevatori vechikamu inowirirana nenhamba yemabasa;
• Tsanangura kune vashanyi avo, chii uye nguva vanofanira kutaura;
• Ipa mberi kune "vateereri" mavara avo;

Saka, kutungamira zvishoma kugadzirira, zvinogona kutamba paNew Year's company iyo inonyanya kusarura nzvimbo itsva "Dialogue of an organism on January, 1st".

Iyo "Dhauriro yemuviri musi waJanuary 1"

Madzimai: Ubongo, Maoko, Maziso, Chiropa, Maziso, Dumbu, Chiraya, Makomba, Mutauro, Hana, Mhemberero Mamiriro Ekutungamirira (mushure mezviitiko): Mangwana akatevera, mushure mokunge mutambo wegore Idzva unotyisa zvishoma zvishoma Bongo rinomuka. Yokutanga kuvhara maziso. Ubongo: O, zvakashata zvakadini! Uyai, maziso, bvisai! Maziso (asingafadzi): Ezvo, vakavhura. Zvaiva nyore here? Chiropa (nekutya): Amai, ndiripi ini? Ubongo: Kupi-kupi! Panzvimbo iyo, nokuda kwezvino ... Usanetseka, ivo vachakuchera nokukurumidza. Meso (musarega): Chii chakaitika zuro? Takazadza zvakadini? Mhemberero: Ndinofanira kuziva sei? Makandigogodza kunze kwechina chegumi. Chidimbu (izwi rakapfava): Vakomana, ndinofanira kuenda kuchivanze ... Tsoka (kutsamwa): Aiwa, iwe uchapfuura. Nokuda kwako iwe inofamba nenzira yakadaro. Ubongo (kuungana): Saka, makumbo, ndinopa murairo. Akakurumidza kuungana, akasimuka, tinobva. 8:00 inguva yekushanda! Hana (kunyara): Guys, inogona kushamba zvishoma here? Dumbu (rinotsamwiswa): Haudi here kutarisana naro? Iwe iwe zuro rakakanganisika. Nemhaka yako, ndakadururira 2 litita! Hana (inofadza): Uye ndiani akadurura? Misungo: Maoko, hongu. Onai iyo inotinhira sei! Maoko (anotyisa): Iwe bastards. Tichiri kufanira kushanda nhasi, uye iwe unoseka. Ubongo: Maziso, chii chisina kujeka ?! Tinopfeka uye tinoshanda. Chidimbu (plaintive): Tsoka, rakanaka, enda kuchimbudzi. Handisi rubha. Chiyeuchidzo (kufara): O, ndakarangarira. Izuro yaiva gore idzva 2017. Mutauro wacho wakanga uine hutsinye manheru ose. Mutauro (kudzivirira): O, regai. Ndakagunura zvakanaka. Chiedza (chylo): Guys, tinoda, khe-khe, haze. Ndiyo ... Mutauro (nekunyeka): Ramba. Mumuromo mangu saka, seboka rehussars rakapedza husiku. Chiropa (netariro): A kefir? Zvichida kunyange girazi re kefirchik? Maoko: Shut up, iwe benzi. What kefir. Tinoda 100 g, tinoramba kushanda! Ubongo (yakaneta): Wose wadyiwa sei. Misungo, dhonza muviri wose kutafura. Iko kuchine hafu yebhokisi yakasara. Maoko, taura!

Zviitiko Zvakanakisisa zveMakambani Egore Idzva 2017

Mukurwisana nemamiriro emamwe marudzi ekuvaraidzwa kwemashoko emitambo, maitiro anonyadzisira eNyika Itsva ya2017 anonyanya kubatsira. Vanobvumira vashandi vavo kuti vazive mumwe nomumwe zviri nani, kuwana mutauro wakafanana, kufara uye kuratidza matare ekukurukurira kuvakuru vavo. Zvechokwadi, mufananidzo uri pasi apa unogona kuitiswa mune imwe kambani inofadza yevanhu vakuru, asi ndeyeEvha Idzva Idzva iro rinoratidzika zvakakosha zvakanyanya!

"Gore Idzva"

Mhinduro dzevarwi-vatori vechikamu:

• Dede Frost - Sei musinganwi?
• Gore Idzva - Zvakanaka, iwe unopa!
• The Snow Girl - Both-on!
• Leshy - Zvakanaka, nehanho!
• Mudzimai akare - Zvakanaka, hazvina basa kwandiri!
• Mumiririri - Aripi mahwendefa asina chinhu?
• Vashanyi - Happy New Year!

Mutevedzeri anoverenga zvinyorwa, vanhu vanopindura panguva yakakodzera: Pamberi peNyika Idzva
Tsika inopembererwa nevanhu
Vanhu vanhu vasati vasangana nematambudziko, dambudziko
Vanhu vanogutsikana vanodanidzira: Anofara Gore Idzva! Asi pamberi pedu tigere Gore Idzva
Akaratidza kunge achangobva kuberekwa
Anotarisa vanhu: babamunini vake namainini
Uye zvinonzwika iye anoshamisika: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Uye vanambuya nababamunini vakapfekedzwa mafashoni
Pakufara zvinonzwika mhere-mhere: ... .... Congratulate rushing (kwose kwose kuridza mhino)
Kuneta kwevaminees?
Santa Claus!
Kwete zvakaoma: ... Sei usinganwi? Mukupindura, Gore Idzva: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Uye chii chiri shure kwehwindo, pane mafungiro ezvisikwa,
Vose vanofarira, vachevedzera: ... Gore Idzva Inofara! Ipapo Snegurka akasimuka, akanga ane tsika dzakanaka,
Uye kutaridzika kwake kwakanyanya kwazvo.
Anokwanisa kuenda kumba kwete oga,
Akasununguka kubva mumugwagwa, anoti: ... Zvose! Uye sekuru vangu vava kurara: ... Sei musinganwi? Mukupindura, Gore Idzva: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Uye vanhu zvakare, pasina kunonoka uye pakarepo
Danidzira nekudanidzira mhere: ... .... Uyezve zvakare Snow Maiden, utsi hunozara,
Anofadza, achizviyemura pachake: ... Zvose-on! Ichando yose inokera: ... Sei usinganwi? Pashure pake gore idzva: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Nhengo mbiri dzinokurumidza, madzimai maviri-madzimai,
Sezvinei kana vakasimuka nerutsoka rworudyi
Vorkuyut pasi pegirazi saka, usina kukuvara iwe pachako,
Uye zvinonzwika kutsamwa: ... Zvakanaka, kwete muonde iwe pachako! The Snow Girl's passion, desire is full,
Nekuedzwa uye nekushaya nyota kudzokorora: ... Zvose-on! Frost anochema: ... Sei musinganwi? Uye mushure memutsva wegore idzva: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Inoenda nenzira yose, inofamba iga,
Uye avo vakakokwa zvakare vose vanodanidzira: ... Gore Idzva Inofara!
Chidimbu chakasiyana, asi chakajeka uye chidimbu
akaita mhizha kuna waitress.
Akatuma miseve pakudya,
Akabvunza: ... Uye mahwendefa asina chinhu ari kupi? Yaguski, kukanganwa pamusoro pezvose,
Vanogara, vanotsamwa: ... Zvakanaka, kwete muonde iwe pachako! Iyo snegurka inomira, inodha zvishoma,
Anoseka, achinyunyutira nechido: ... Zvose-on! Uye sekuru vangu vatotanga kuchema: ... Sei musinganwi? Pashure pake, Gore Idzva: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Uye vaenzi vacho, vachinzwa, vakafunga rusununguko
Vari kuimba zvakare: ... Gore Idzva Inofara! Pano Leshy, nemufaro kufara kusvimha misodzi,
Anomira nemashoko: ... Zvakanaka, pamhanza! Muchengeti wemidziyo, apisa zvinopisa,
Akabvunza: ... Uye mahwendefa asina chinhu ari kupi? Ambuya, imwe kune imwe zakolbasiv
Pavari vaviri vakadanidzira: ... Zvakanaka, hapana maonde ini! The Snow Maiden zvakare akamedza waini
Uye akadanidzira zvakare zvakare: ... Zvose! Uye kunwa kwaSanta,
Kushevedzera kuti kune zviputi: ... Sei usinganwi ? Uye anonwa Gore Idzva: ... Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! Uye Goblin, ave achizununguka negirazi kwenguva refu
Akadana ini nokufuridzirwa: ... Zvakanaka, nokuda kwerwangu! Uye magirazi, sekunge akazara nouchi
Uye ivo vose vanonwa kusvika pasi uye vachidanidzira: ... Gore Idzva Rinofara!

Mifananidzo nejokes kune ushamwari paNew 2017 Cock

Apo paSvondo Idzva Idzva Idzva manheru usiku vatenzi vakadya uye vakatamba, nguva yemakwikwi anonakidza uye zviitiko zvinonakidza nemajokwani anouya. Zvinosanganisira chiitiko chinonakidza chezvinyorwa. Mutsara wakadaro wekambani yeChitsva Idzva 2017 hauzongobvumiri vashandi vose, asi ichakubvumirawo kutarisa mune ramangwana riri pedyo. Rega uye usingaiti, unofara uye uchitonhora.

Mamiriro ezvinhu "Zvinyorwa zveSvrological for the New Year 2017"

Vashanyi vari patafura. Mutungamiri anoverenga zvido zvechiratidzo chimwe nechimwe. Avo vane chiratidzo chekuverenga, simuka kubva patafura uye teererai mumire. Nyika inoda kuziva ma heroes mumunhu.

1. Aquarius. Basa rako muusiku huno ndiyo inonyanya kukosha - kutarisa huwandu hwehudha mune magirazi evashandi. Haafaniri kuwira pasi pezinga regirazi. Chirevo cheusiku "Taura"!
2. Mapatya. Nhasi une mukana wekuenda kuchivako chiri pedyo, kunamatira magirasi ndokuti: "Zvino iwe hauna kutarisa ini."
3. Aries. Drop the complexes uye ushingi ufare. Iwe hausi gondohwe, iwe uri gondohwe. Kana vakadana kapu yekofi, endai. Usamira semakondohwe pasuo idzva. Pakarepo ichi ndicho chinonyanya kukosha muupenyu.
4. Zviyero. Shingairira kuyera uwandu hwezvokudya uye doro. Yeuka, mangwana ichava zuva zvakare, uye musoro hausi wepamutemo!

5. Sagittarius. Maererano nekufananidzira kwezvinyorwa, une mukana mukuru wekutora chinangwa chikuru iye zvino.
6. Shumba. Rega kurira kune wako wako. Paine mane iwe unogona kuwana kunyange kubva pasi petafura. Pamba ngazvifananidze kuva chikafu uye uwane chikamu cherudo.
7. Capricorn. Zvikwereti zvako zvichabhadharwa nhasi. Uye kana vasingakwanisi, ivo vachakumbira imwe chiyero kwenguva isingagumi.
8. Cancer. Iva wakamuka. Kwete kuti iwe uchaiswa panzvimbo isina kunetsa.
9. Taurus. Panzira kubva kumusha wekambani usapinda munzvimbo dzakazara. Iwe unogona kutora chando chakanaka chehedgehog, uye uwane imba kubva kumudzimai wako nehwamanda.
10. Mhandara. Nhasi unogona kuita zvose: kutamba kusvika pakugumburwa, kudya huro dzako, kuimba kuimba, kunwa pamubhedha.
11. Scorpio. Iva nomutsa. Viga ruvara kune iyo inofanira kunge iri.
12. Pisces. Iwe uri pachena hausi mudzimu wevakadzi vakoma uye vakachena nevarume. Zvakanaka, unwa pamwe navo pahama. Izvo zvichava zvishoma uye zvakanyorova.

Mapikicha anonyadzisa vadzidzi vekusekondari kweNyika Itsva 2017 Ptuh

Vadzidzi vepamusoro mukugadzirira kweChitsuwa Chegore Idzva vari kuedza kukurisa zvisikwa nekusika. Havasi vakura, asi ivo havasi vana, vari kuedza kuseka uye kusarudza nhamba dzinofadza zvikuru. Nemuenzaniso, zadornye mitambo nemasikirwo ejokes uye funny skits-rework yezvinozivikanwa nhau dzenyaya. Chimwe chezvinhu izvi chave chiripo, chiri uye chichava "Turnip". Chirongwa chakareruka uye nhamba yakakwana yevaraidzo inokubvumira kuti uenzanise nhau yezvinyorwa kune zvimwe zviitiko uye vamwe vanhu. Shandisa chikamu chinonakidza "Turnip nenzira itsva" yekambani yevadzidzi vekusekondari yeMutsva Wegore Idzva 2017. Fara uye uke kuseka vatenzi.

Chikamu "Turnip nenzira itsva"

Mifananidzo uye zvinyorwa:

• Turnip - Oba-on
• Mouse - Ishe, kwete misika
• Sekuru - Izvozvo ndezvebhizimisi
• Cat - Hapana dambudziko
• Baba - Nahal
• Beetle - Handisi kupesana
• Muzukuru - Handisi kuzokupa

Mupepeti anoverenga zvinyorwa, vatambi vanoita: Dedka turnip yakadyarwa
Fertilizer polyl
Zuva rakatanga kupisa
Yakava yeripipi kuti ikure Uye yakakura
Uye iye akati, Sekuru vakanyora chiduku
Uye ndakafunga kuti ndizvo zvakaitwa naDedka Babka pano
Ambuya vakashevedzera Nahal Repka zvakare Vose-on-the- Baba vakapindura Ndiwo mhaka
Ndakatora turnipi yangu
Akakuvadza kuti pane simba
Asi pasina mbuya vakavhiringidzwa, izvo zvakapindurwa naNahal
Yakakanganiswa, yakange isingagoni
Pakarepo muzukuru akadana Ta akachenjera kwete mumakore
Ini ndichangoti-handisi kuzopa Turnip kutyisidzira zvose
Dedka, zvakare, Ndizvo zvakaitika Na mbuya, munhu wose akanga akarara mufuseti
Hazvina kutaurwa kuti Nahal Muzukuru haasi kukwira kudhakwa
Ini ndichangoti-Handisi kukupa Iwe kukoka, iwe hauzooni turip
Tinofanira kuwana Beetle kwavari Beetle anofara kuvabatsira.
Mhinduro Ndisingatauri Asi zvakare haina kubudirira
Pano nekati zvakabatsira
Hapana chinetso, akadaro
Uye pakuguma kweketani yakasimuka Mhinduro isingaonekwi
Nyoka inofanira kudana Mice yaiva mhinduro yakajeka
Ishe wemusika hakuna Turnip inogomera zvose-on
Tateguru mu ecstasy Pano bhizinesi Bhabhi muziso rinenge risina
Izvo zvakasikwa Nahal Super replica nekuda kwevakadzi
Ndiri kungokuudza zvakadaro - Handizoregi Zhuchka ave murombo
Asi kuburikidza nemeno mairi ini handisi mhedziso Cat inotora pasina zvinetso
Usaisa pangozi chero chinhu nokuti Mouse yakasundira zvishoma
Uye vakafara vakati
Hakuchina vazaar. Iko hoipi yemabiko.

Zvidzidzo zvepamusoro zveNyika Idzva 2017 Nyora vana vechikoro

Kunyange iyo konsheni yechikoro yevana mukuremekedza mazororo emwaka Idzva haigoni kujeka uye kufara pasina zviitiko zvinonakidza uye zvakaoma. Zvigadzirwa zviduku neveNew Year's characters - zvigadziriswa kana kuti zvadzokororwa - zvichaita kuti vateereri vose vagare zvakanaka uye kuzadza mhepo muimba yacho nemweya chaiwo wezvishamiso zvechando. Vana vechikoro vechikoro vari nani kuisa zvidimbu zvisinganzwisisiki zvishoma nezvinyorwa zvinyorwa uye kushanda gesticulation. Uye chikoro chepakati pevana vana vanoziva zvinyorwa zvinoremekedzwa zvine pfungwa dzisinganzwisisiki, dzinofadza. Vana vakwegura vanokokwa kuti vasarudze vachizvimiririra kana kuti vagadzire rugwaro rwemifananidzo yekutanga yeNew Year 2017 yeRoster. Regai ivo vatambire mavara avo vanovada mumamatoti avo. Zvechokwadi varume vacho vachafara kudzoka zvakare semakororo, kubira zvipo, kukimor, kuba neNyika Itsva, mafungiro ane simba, kudzorera zvose zvishamiso munzvimbo dzavo. Zvechokwadi, iwe unofanirwa kushanda pamifananidzo uye zvipfeko, asi mugumo wekupedzisira uchapfuura zvose zvinotarisirwa. Uye kana zvipfeko zvichiwedzererwa nemafungiro asina musoro, zvinonakidza uye hapazovi nemuganhu zvachose.

Kune avo vaifambirwa nezororo: vana vechikoro, vadzidzisi kana vashandi vehofisi, sangano rake rinoda kufungidzira, hongu, mafungiro uye zvisikwa. Asi, uine zviitiko zvezvigadzirwa zvakagadzirirwa kumapato emakambani eHore Idzva, unogona kuita kunze kwezvinhu zvose zviri pamusoro apa. Tinokurudzira kuti ushandise pfungwa dzedu dzezvinhu zvinonakidza zvinonakidza kuvanhu vakuru, kuitira kuti sangano reNyaka Idzva 2017 reChrocracker raive rakachenekera uye risingakanganwiki!