Kwenguva yakareba, vheji dzake dzepachivande dzaiva dzose dzakasungwa uye vaurayi. Nhasi mamiriro ezvinhu akachinja. Mazuva ano, vanhu vake, kana vasina kunyatsogadzikana, saka zvingangove zvakakosha - masimba anokosha, yegeri, masimba. Panguva imwecheteyo, Igor anozviona pachake ... zana muzana comic. Nokuti muhupenyu iye "anononoka uye anononoka." Munhu anofara, anonamatira kufilosofi uye akanaka-achizvinyengedza. Kwete nguva refu yapfuura, pawakange uchipfeka zita rekuremekedzwa re "Honored Killer weRussian Federation", kazhinji mubvunzurudzo vaitaura pamusoro pekuti vavakidzani vanotya kuenda nemwi kusvika kune elevator. Uti, Enda, jaya, enda. Tichamirira. Uye pakarepo vakati: "Havachazotyizve." Ndirini rakatendeuka chiratidzo chekucherechedza? Ndakapfuura maverengeka ekuremekedza. Paiva nemhosva: Ndakaenda kusitorendi rehadi, ndakatenga chimwe chinhu cheimba mumba. Sezvakatarisirwa, akasimudza korira yake, akatora chifukidzo chake pameso ake, kuitira kuti varege kumuziva. A saleswoman saoret yechitoro chose: "Chii iwe iwe, muenzi weLibonelov, ndiudze, vanoti, mose muri kutya? Hakuna munhu anotya iwe. Kazhinji iwe uri murume, akanaka kunyange. " Zvechokwadi, mushure mokunge tirade yakadaro, vose vatengi vanongotarisa zvinyararire kwandiri.
Nhasi , pavanodzidza mumugwagwa, vanovhiringidza pane chimwe chikonzero. Sei-ini ndisinganzwisisi. Saka iwe unoda kutora mumwe nemucheka wemutsipa, kutarisisa mumeso uye kumeso ake: "Ndini ini, clown?!" Saka, ngatiti, Ndaizoona munhu anozivikanwa mumhanzi mumugwagwa - ndinganyomba here murume uyu? Kunyange ivo vanopfuura kuseka kupfuura ivo vanotya.
Ichokwadi, zviri nani. Uyezve, ndinoyeuka, mune imwe TV yakaratidza iwe wakakazivisa kuti unozvidemba kuti iwe hauna kuita kuti serier muurayi Rocky anyanyisa utsinye. Kune vechidiki, mushure mekunge vaona vakadaro, vakafunga. Izvi ndanga ndisingatauri bedzi nezveDombo - pamusoro peiyo yose yekodhi yekusvitsa yevanowedzera. Sangano reStanislavsky rinoti: "Mune maitiro asina kunaka, tarisa zvinhu zvakanaka uye uzvirevere"?
Ndizvo chaizvo izvozvi nevakawanda vanyori vakaita joke yakaipisisa muhupenyu hwemhuri ye Igor Libonelov. Tora imwechete "Brigade". Ndivanaani vana vanobva muchikwata cheBely - mavanga mazita akanaka, kana chii?! Denderedzwa yakagadzirwa. Handizoregi kudzokorora: iwe unoratidza zvakanaka uye zvakanaka pachikwangwani chemunhu akapedzwa, zvino, semuenzi, iwe uri bastard chete. Nokuti vechidiki vari ivo pachavo vose nenzira yavo pachavo vanosarudza: kana supermen yakadaro iri kunyorera munhu wese ari mumutsara, saka ivo vakanaka, vakomana vakarurama. Kukanganisa kwakadaro kwakangoita nekuda kwekuti varume avo vakapfura mu "Brigade", vaida zvikuru vanhu vavo, uye havana kuwana simba rekugura risina kufanira.
Rimwe zuva mumwe wandaishanda naye akandiudza kuti mwanakomana wake ane makore 13 neshamwari dzake akasarudza kugadzira "timu yakanaka" mukirasi. Uye mune nhengo dzinokudzwa nokusingaperi (!) Tora mutambi Sergei Bezrukov, nokuti iye mumufananidzo weSasha Bely - chifananidzo chavo. Imwe mufananidzo mufurati mukirasi pamadziro akasungirirwa. Kuti uve akatendeseka, mushure mokunge nyaya iyi, yakava yakaoma. Pachokwadi chokuti mwanasikana wangu akanga achikura. Kwete, regai vandivenga ini nani kupfuura Dombo rimwechete rinokudzwa muKomsomol rinotsanangura. Yeuka kuti vasikana vangani pashure pe "Interdevochki" vakarota kuva mahure! Isu, vateereri, chokwadi, musafunga nezvemigumisiro yakadaro. Tinopinda chibvumirano, tinotamba, tinowana mari - uye andieu. Asi vanhu vanozvipira vanoita sechinhu chekona chedu chekushandisa. Pashure pekukumbira kukuru kwevaurayi nehukoligans, iwe wakatanga kuita basa rakanaka. Vakuru vekupedzisira vakakwanisa kunzwisisa mukati mako kwete kusviba kwakakwana uye kugunun'una, asi kuchena kwemweya, kana kuti wakaneta nezvinhu zvakashata? Ndakatanga kushanda mukudhura kwema 90. Zvadaro zvose izvi ma rockets nemamwe urkagans zvaive zvichidiwa. Tendai Mwari, ikozvino kuwedzera kwapfuura. Asi ini ndiri munyanzvi, shure kwezvose. Ita basa - mutambo.
Pane imwe nguva yakakurumidza kuudza chiKukraine, nenzira, vatori venhau kuti ini ndinoda kutamba "bhuruu". Fungidzira chii chakatanga? Asi ndakanga ndine chimwe chinhu mupfungwa-chokwadi chokuti ini ndinoda chero hupi sehupi. Iwe unoda zvakanaka Major Pugachev - uwane iyo. Chinhu chechipiri chekanaka, kunyange chiedza chinosvibisa - kwete mubvunzo. Zvechokwadi, ndiri kutaura pamusoro peizvi nechinangwa chinyararire, asi hachigoni kuve zvimwe. Nguva yakasiyana. Hapana, sepakutanga, "Seagull" kwemakore maviri kuzodzidzira uye panguva imwechete ohat nemufaro hazvizoiti. Mwedzi miviri-yepamusoro. Nhanho yacho yakasiyana. Nhasi zvakakosha kurarama kwete maererano naStanislavsky, asi pamhepo inotyisa ye tempo-rhythm yehupenyu. Mutsamba yako, firimu "Tsamba kuna Elsa" inomira yakasiyana. O, uye iwe uri bastard ipapo! Mumhuri chaiyo yemhuri, Igor Lifanov nemhando dzakadaro aifanira kutarisana nazvo?
Basa rangu pane zvishoma, asi rinokosha. Hazvifadzi kuti ini ndive nekutamba kwemazana makumi matatu anoenzanirana akasiyana-siyana evanhu vasina maturo. Kunyange kana ndichitaura chimwe chinhu muchiitiko icho chakakwanira kugutsa zvido zvangu zvekuita, nditende ini, hapana Hamlet ichadiwa. Ndine Hamlet yangu pabasa rose. Uye kana ari geeks, ivo vose varipoteredza, pane imwe nhanho. Ndaona zvakanyanya. Asi muenzi wacho haafaniri kuzviisa mumvura yakadaro. Vadzidzi vedzivhidhiyamu dzemaitirwo dzimwe nguva vanotarisa panharaunda - ndiani, sezvaanenge achifamba, makumbo. Pamwe, iyi ndiyo danho rokutanga. Asi mhizha unyanzvi ndeye kuunganidza. Zvimwe zvacho iwe wapedza. Kwandiri mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro mumusoro imwe kombiyuta inobatana. Handina kumbobvira ndarwa, handina kumbobvira ndiri mujeri, uye ndakanganisa nekuda kwehondo yangu uye nehana. Uye kunyanya kudaro muenzi haafaniri kuuraya munhu kupinda mufananidzo wemuurayi. Igor, ndezvechokwadi kuti mumavambo makumi mapfumbamwe emakore iwe wakanyatsoona nyaya yekutanga yeRussia, inenge yepafirimu yepafirimu "Kufara-4"? Akatungamira imomo Dmitry Meskhiev yakanyorwa.
Kwete kunyadzisa kwaiva - kukanganisa! Ndakaona kwandakazviwanira, apo dare rainge rapera. Meskhievaya, nenzira, havana kuona. Ikoko, vatungamiri vakasiyana-siyana vakapfura zvinyorwa zvavo zvishoma. Iyi basa haigoni kudanwa. Ndinopinda mukamuri, pane mukadzi asina kupfeka akarara. Ndinongomubata, iye achiri nemhando yebhiza. Ndakagamuchira madhora mazana matatu - nokuda kweizvi nguva denga-yakakwirira, ndakatenga TV yekutanga yeJapan muupenyu hwangu. Ndakatarisa uye ndaifarira. Asi izvi ini zvino ndinokuudza zvishoma nezvako. Uye zvino ndinoziva kuti zvinotyisa sei, kunyadzisa kwaive sei! Upenyu hwake hwose akatuka. Zvakanaka, zvakafanana nekurara nemusikana aneni. Kwete, hazvisi ini. Zvinonyangadza. Zvakanaka, hongu, kana iri grenade mumigero kana kuti neforumine gun muchando. Zvaigara zvichiita kwandiri kuti vatambi vakaita saivo, muchikanda kuputika mumamiriro ezvinhu akakomba asingagumi, pangozi kana mushuzha, kana pane chimwe chinhu chingazviputsa, pah-pah ... Zviri nyore kuti muite wese wega wega paakaiswa. Asi isu tiri vanyori. Pandakanga ndiri mufirimu "Musungo wemuurayi", muteteti, achiita pirouette mumhepo, akandifambisa neshangu. Hungu, saka ndakabva ndabvisa. Vhura maziso angu - vose vanotya vhidhiyo vemafirimu vakamira pamusoro pangu. Vanotaura kuti pamagariro e "Special Forces-2", kwawakamboita mukomana akanaka Khrust, iwe wakadonhedzwa kazhinji kubva padanda ...
Kwete, ivo havana . Uye chiitiko chaicho chaive chinonakidza. Pakutanga yaive yakarongeka kuti chidimbu icho icho chakakuvadzwa Crunch nhema chichaendeswa neembongoro mbiri. Asi mitsipa yakasindimara yaisada kushanda. Nokudaro, pamakomo, ndaifanira kukwevera varombo kuvanoshanda navo. Uye kana pakutanga kwekudhiridzira vakandinyengedza: "Chimwe chinhu chaunacho, Igorek, kwete chakanakisisa - mhinduro mbiri dzezvose", zvino iye zvino ndauya kuzere. Iyo kamera inobvisa zviso zvavo zvakakomberedzwa, uye kubva pasi pasi ini ndichikunda: "Zvechokwadi, handina zvinyorwa zvakakwana, asi iwe unondikwezva iwe pachako." Panguva ino, chinhu chakanyanya kuoma kuti vakomana varege kuseka.
Igor, mubvunzurudzo iwe wakapupura kuti makore mashomanana apfuura, kune kambani ine shamwari yepedyo, Dmitry Nagiyev, yakasungirirwa zvakakwana nemitemo yakaipa, kunyanya nekunwa. Uye izvozvo, kubva ipapo, kwete gramu?
Zvakanaka, sei? Izwi rokuti "akasungirirwa" rinoreva nenzira imwe neimwe. Nagiyev neni handizi shamwari chete, isu tiri hama. Pamwe LGITMiK yakapera, pamwechete nevanasikana priudarali. Uye vakarwa pamwe chete paNevsky Prospekt. Mune imwe yeratidziro hama yeDima Nos yemo yakaputsa. Zvakanaka, vakanwa kuitira kuti vave noutano hwakanaka. Mune shoko, taive nenzira inofadza yehupenyu. Ipapo vakachenjera, vakabata mabhiza. Dima akatsika zvishoma, ini handina. Munhu wose ane unhu hwake. Igor, iwe unopfura sei nerwiyo rukuru rwakadai rwekudzvinyirirwa, iwe unozorodza sei?
Hungu, rudzi rwemanikidziro! Pano, somuenzaniso, nhasi ndiri kutora mifananidzo yeusiku hwose. Ini ndichave kumba pamatanhatu mangwanani. Ndichatora mvura, ndinoenda kunorara. Saka iyi ndiyo mhando yemufaro: ndine nhanho nokuti ndine basa rakadaro, uye ndine chimwe mairi. Saka nei ndichifanira kuzorora kubva pairi? Handinzwisisi kushungurudzwa kwevamwe vashandi pamwe navo: "Ah, ndaneta! O, sei ndakashushikana nekuputika uku! "Hungu, tinofanira kuita nenzira yakanyanyisa, kunyanya kana mapurogiramu akawanda uye nguva dzekupedzisira zviri pasi pezvinetso. Nenzira imwe neimwe ndakashanda ndisina hope kwemazuva matatu. Kurara zvishoma - uye zvakakwana. Saka chii? Ini ndichafanirwa, ndichava nemitambo mitatu mumutsara, uye ini ndichatamba gumi. Zvakanaka chaizvo - ndiri kuzvitengesa kubva kuvateereri. Pane imwe nguva wakazivisa nyaya inofadza pamusoro pekutsinhanisa yako yekare, Soviet, pasipoti yeimwe itsva, Russian. Panyaya iyi, iwe unenge uine matambudziko asina kugadziriswa nehukama. Yaiva Mutungamiri Putin chete aigona kubatsira muenzi. Igor, iwe wakasarudza mubvunzo uyu here? Makore anoverengeka apfuura, semunhu anoteerera mutemo, ndakaenda kunoshandura magwaro muSt. Petersburg. An akanga asiri pano zvachose.
Mumwe mupasipoti akabvunza achiti: "Mudiwa wangu, uye wakagara kupi?" Aziva kuti muUkraine guta reNikolaev, akapfuurira kurwisa: "Saka zvino iwe uri munhu asina hanya." Iko ndiko, kwete kunyange munhu asingabatsiri - hapana kana zvachose. Iwe haugoni kufungidzira kuti mangani emakateti ndakapfuura, maapi mapepa andinyoresa. Zvose hazvina maturo. Mamiriro ezvinhu ainge akaomeswa nekuti mupasipoti yekare ndakanganisa zvakangoerekana peji pekutanga, uye tsamba mbiri dzokutanga dzakadonha kubva pazita rechirume. Zvakanaka uye kupi, inobvunzwa, kwandiri ine zita revaFans? Uye nokuda kwekuparara kwehurumende yepfuma, iyo yaiva pasipoti yeimwe vagari veUSSR, yaifanira kupera.
Apo pakupedzisira pakasvika mumwe mukurumbira, ndaifanira kutsvaga rubatsiro kubva kune First Channel, iyo yakamutsa mubvunzo wangu pahutano hweHurumende yeHurumende. Volokita akapedza gore nehafu. Zvechokwadi, pandakanga ndiri "munhu wenyika", yakanga iri nyadzi. Panguva iyoyo mwanasikana wangu akaberekwa, saka akanga ari mugari weRussia nezvinyorwa. Uye baba vake ibamu ... Igor, Nastya ndeyei iye zvino? Fourteen.
Igor, neramangwana rasarudza?
Kwete, hazvisi. Uye handisi kupindira mune izvi. Chinhu chimwe chandinonyatsoziva: haasi kuzova physicist kana botanist. Zvichida, achasarudza mamwe maitiro ekugadzirira kushanda. Ndaiwanzoitora neni kubva paudiki. Panguva imwe chete akakurira kuitira kuti azvikwirire iye pachake. Takaenda kumitambo yekurovedza naye, ndakadzidzisa nzira dzakasiyana-siyana dzokurwa, iyo yakakurumidza kugadzirisa. Mangwanani oga oga - mutoro wakaoma uye inonaya.
Panguva imwecheteyo, Nastia aiva musikana akanaka kwazvo, zuva nezuva - chinhu chitsva chokugomera. Pane imwe nguva akatanga kusununguka zvisina kufanira kune mumwe wangu kubva kuBDT. Ndakasarudza kuita kuti mwana anakidze uye akavadzidzisa kune mumwe nemumwe. Uyu muvakidzani anoremekedzwa akanyeverwa nguva pfupi pamusoro pemanzwiro ediki. Izvo, sezvazvakatarisirwa, yakatanga kuparidzirwa nezwi rakasunungurwa: "Sawa, Nastya. Iwe uri sei? Iwe unoda kundiudza chii? "Uye zvino runako rwedu, sezviri pachena, kubva pakuwanda kwemanzwiro, zuva rinoseka, cilia yakarova uye ... segumbo regamba-gumbo rinokwidza! Iye, murombo pamwe chete, akagwadza ndokugomera neshoko rakasimba: "Iko musikana akanaka! Usakanganwa kubhadhara baba vako pasi. " Nastya ndiye mwanasikana wako kubva kumuchato wako wokutanga. Ukama nehana yake yaimbova mudzimai Tatyana akagara akajairika? Hongu, uye ndinofara zvikuru pamusoro pazvo. Iwe unoziva, pakutanga ndakanga ndine godo kune avo vakanditaurira mubvunzurudzo inofadza, vanoti, Ndiri murwi wakanaka, ndakarambana, uye handizvidembi uye ndakatumira munhu wose. Izvi hazviitiki. Chero dambudziko remhuri rakaoma zvikuru.
Yakaimbo mudzimai mudzimai wechigamba. Zvichida kungove nemabhesi maviri asina kufambidzana mune rimwe jira? Oo, hongu iwe ndiwe! Ini, iwe unoziva, nguva dzose ine bhebhe rimwe muzvigaro zvayo. Pano pfungwa yacho yakasiyana: vakamira rudo. Mutungamiriri wako Elena ndiye wako wechipiri mudzimai. Hazvisi zvakaoma zuva rimwe nerimwe kuva pamwe pamwe nemaawa makumi mana nemazuva here? Ndiri akanaka kwazvo naye. Uye ndinofara kuti ndine mukana wekuita mamiriro ezvinhu: Ndichauya kune kuparadza chete nemudzimai wangu. Fungidzira, zuva rose ndiri kupisa pane zvakagadzirwa mune imwe imba. Ini ndinoenda kunze, ndakatya. Uye pamba-ngave iBelorussia, Ukraine, Russia - ndichabva ndashambidzwa, uye ndakabikwa uye ndadyiwa. Kupfuura upenyu?