Izvozvi, ndine chokwadi: kana ndikapinda mukamuri umo pane mazana ezvigaro uye rimwe razvo rakaputsika, ndichagara pachigaro ichi. Zvinoratidzika kuti nyika yose inopesana neni. Pantyhose inosvimha misodzi musi iwoyo wandakavatenga. Kunyange mumigwagwa yakasiyiwa, motokari dzinondivhara. Vavakidzani vanobva kumusoro kwechando munguva yechando vakatanga kutengesa kukuru, uye zvakanga zvisingakwanisi kugara mumba: kugogodza nyundo, mhere-mhere inotyisa yegomba uye akaona ... Uye ipapo purogiramu yangu yaidiwa yakazununguka, uye hafu yezuva ndakapedza muchando, ndichidanidzira semapenzi: "Kesha! Ke-e-esha! ", Kusvikira ndakatuka rudely nemurume wekare anotyisa kubva musuo unopoteredza. Pane imwe nguva yakaonekwa kwandiri kuti kune ruponeso rurefu-ruka. Mushure mekunge ndadzoka kubva kubasa, ndakatanga kuenda kunorara, uye ndarota hope: sokunge kuti mune imwe resitorendi ndakauyiswa sakadhi yemasitadhi emapuranga kana kati huru yakakura yakandibata. Wake pakati peusiku mu sweti inotonhora uye aisagona kurara kusvikira mangwanani. Ndakanga ndichirota kurota kwakanyanya: zvose zvinetso zvaizogadziriswa pakarepo.
Maiwe! Zvinhu zvose zvakaenderera mberi. Izuro ndakasvika kuzoshanda mune jira idzva, uye nyoka yakanga ichinyorwa-Valka, munyori-referent, akandisangana nekunyemwerera kunofadza uye nereerine tone akati: "O, nhasi iwe unotarisa zvakanyanya kuipa! Asi jasi rako idzva rakanaka chaizvo.
Ini chaiyo zuro ndakaona chidimbu chimwe chete mu "Portieres" store. Ipapo mukuru wechikoro akazivisa kuti ndaizova nezororo muna March, uye mudiwa wacho akati akaendeswa kune rimwe bhizimisi kuParis, uye aisazokwanisa kuuya musi wangu wekuzvarwa, asi aizouya nechipo. "Kana iwe uchida," akabvunza, achiti, "Ndichakuunzira iwe unotengesa mahara sexy?"
"Ndinoda, hongu," ndakataura zvakasuruvarisa, ndisingaiti chero tarisiro yezvandaizounza.
"Ndeupi ruvara?" Funga zvakanaka.
- Mutsvuku ... Uyu ndiwo muvara wekarasika. Kunyangwe ndichikahadzika kuti iwe uchaunza! O, ndinoziva zvipo izvi. Nguva yekupedzisira akapikira kundiunza kubva kuGeneva iko chaiyo Swiss clock ... Uye chii? Akadzoka ndokutanga kuzvirambidza achiti:
"Rudo rwangu, ndine urombo!" Ndakaburitsa varindi, asi nekusaziva handina kuisiya mumotokari. Mudzimai akavaona. Ndaifanira kutaura kuti akanga ari chipo kwaari. Usataura zvakafanana newe! Hongu, hupenyu hwakaoma. Anogara achindiisa mubhiri. Dzai, ndiri munzira yekushanda mubhasi rokuvhara, ndakatanga kunzi mukadzi. Imwe hanzvadzi isingadikanwi ine bhegi yakati: "Mukadzi, enda kumashure kwe saloni! Iko unogona kutamba lezginka. " "Handina kutamba mukutakura," Ndakanyomba kuna amai vangu nechitarisiko chinonyadzisa. "Mukadzi"! Kunyangwe ... Ndine makumi maviri nematanhatu, uye pasina nguva makumi matatu anotyisa!
Ndakaenda kuchionioni ndokuzvitarisa . Hungu, zviratidzo zvinotyisa zvekuputika ndezvi: kumira kwakadzika pabhiriji yemhino dzako (iwe unofanirwa kupisa zvishoma), mapira maviri anonyengedza ari pedyo nemeso ako (iwe unofanirwa kunyorera zvishoma), mashizha ane imba yebenzi ... ndakazvikanda zvakasimba pamubhedha. Nyika haina kukwana sei! Vanhu vanofanira kufa vaduku uye vakanaka. Ndakabva ndafunga kuti ndakanga ndavata mubhokisi mumupati womuchato, marble anofadza, uye nepamusoro pezvose, kupukuta misodzi, kuveveza: "NdiMwari! Hatina kuona sei izvi zvisati zvaitika? Ndeapi maziso edu? "Yaropolk anopfidza kuti haana kusiya mudzimai wake kwenguva yakati, uye mukuru anonyunyuta kuti akanga achinditora zvisina kururama nguva dzose. Ndinoshanda mune imwe nzvimbo yekunakidza yehofisi yemari shoma shoma. Bhosi haaone ini. Uye Polkash, uyo asingatombofungi kusiya mudzimai wake, anondidaidza kuti "My ratchet is clerical!", Iyo nguva imwe neimwe inonditungamira mumhepo isinganzwisisiki. Uye iye chete anoseka. Nenguva isipi. Vakaroorana vanofarira vachatsvoda munguva yemambakwedza, vaende pamapikisiki, vanoenda muchikepe, uye mumwe (kwete ini) achaudzwa mumunyararire akanyarara wemashoko anodiwa: "Darling, iva mudzimai wangu." Uye kune mumwe munhu (kwete kwandiri) muhofisi inodhura yakajeka, uye kwete muimba yedu yepasi, mubati ane mutsa acharamba achiti: "Ndave ndakatarisa basa renyu kwenguva refu. Waita basa guru munguva pfupi yapfuura. Inguva yekukusimudza muchinzvimbo nemari yakakodzera. "
Uye zvino zhizha richauya . Munhu wose achaenda muzororo nevarume vaanoda, uye ini ndichagara muguta rakanaka. Uye isu neValka vasingafadzi tichagara tichitaura nezvemamiriro okunze. - Fungidzira, kuti kune mumwe zvakanyanya kuipa, - amai vangu vanotaura. "Uye zvichava nyore kwauri." Asi haina kundinyaradza ini ... kupi ?! Ndeipi, ndiudze, mufaro wangu wapera, ruva rangu, nguva yangu? Sei tisingaregi kutora euthanasia munyika yedu? Akararama kwemakore makumi maviri nemapfumbamwe uye akarara nokusingaperi nekuda kwepamutemo! Zvose muzhizha nekuvhura Ndakanga ndine chepfu nehupenyu: utsi uye nhunzi, mvura uye zuva, vabereki uye vavakidzani, vanhu mumigwagwa naValka, vasina hanya mumakumbo emakumbo uye Yaropolk. Zvechokwadi zvose! Rimwe zuva pakutanga kwechando ndakanga ndichifamba muchiteshi chechitima chisingabatsiri. Pakati pandiri ndakagara amai vechidiki vane musikana akanaka, uyo akatarisa kwandiri, asingatarisiri. "Zvechokwadi," Ndakatanga kukakavadzana mune zvinowanzo, melancholy channel. "Zvakanaka kuva mwana." Zvose zvaunosarudza. Zvose zviri mberi kwako. Uye pano, funga chete, pasina makumi matatu-uye pasina tariro. " Pakarepo akanzwa musikana achibvunza Amai, achitsinhira munwe wake kwandiri:
- Amai, kana ini ndichikura, ini ndichave akanaka sezvakaitwa nainini iyi?
"Chokwadi, mwana," mukadzi akapindura.
- Amai, sei Tete akaora mwoyo zvakadaro? Kana kuti anongotsamwa here? Mukadzi wacho ainyara, achiziva kuti ndinokwanisa kunzwa zvose, uye akadanidzira nenzwi guru achiti:
"Zvimwe uyu Tete ane shungu."
Zvinhu zvose zvakangoerekana zvichishamwaridzana mumusoro wangu mashoma . Kune rumwe rutivi - "Amainini", pane mumwe - "akanaka". Neimwe - "yakaipa", pane imwe - "kuchema". Saka, ndizvo zvandinoona kubva kune rumwe rutivi? Pretty business! Ndakamanikidza ini kuti ndimwemwese kumusikana naamai vake. Vakanyemwerera zvakare. Uye kurwadziwa uku kwakanditora ini, pandakaisa mhedziso pamusoro peizvi zvose, kuti ndakasarudza kuwira muchitoro, kutenga waini uye kunwa doro nekusuwa. Uye akazviita. Zvishoma nezvishoma ndichidzoka kubva kuchitoro, ndakanga ndine hafu-mwoyo kufara zvikuru kuti zuva rakanga riri kusvika kusvika manheru. Zvino waini inofara, uye ini ndicharara kusvikira mangwanani. Uye mangwanani emanheru, sezvaunoziva, akachenjera. Kubva pamamiriro ekudzikama ndakatungamirirwa nezwi risingazivikanwi rwevarume:
"Musikana, iwe unotarisa kusuruvara uye kusuruvara. Chimwe chinhu chakaitika?
"Zvakanaka," ndakafunga zvakashata, "Inizve ndinoita kuti ndisafara. Rimwe jaya rakanaka rakauya kwandiri ndokutarisa mumeso angu nekumwemwerera.
"Unodei kwandiri?" - inzwi rangu rakanga risina hanya uye rakashata.
"Ndinoda zvishoma zvishoma kubva kwauri, kana, zvakasiyana, zvakanyanya," mutorwa akadaro asingatauri. - Kuti meso ako apenye nomufaro uye mufaro. Munhu wese ane kodzero yeizvi. Nokuda kweizvi tinopiwa hupenyu. Nenzira, wakambove wakaziviswa kuti iwe uri mutungamiriri chaiye here? Hongu, hongu, nditendi ini!
Akandifambidzana neni kusvika pasuo, uye takashandura makadhi ebhizinesi. Mangwanani akatevera ndakagamuchira kubva kwaari SMS-ku: "Zvakanaka mangwanani, princess! Smile! Upenyu hwakanaka, kufanana newe! "Ndakatevera zano iri uye ndakafunga kuti: hupenyu hunoratidzika kunge huri nani! Zvinoratidzika sematambudziko angu akaipa. Ndiri kutanga kubva pakutanga!