Maitiro ehurumende yepamusoro yeEngland

Dzidzo yeChirungu inofanana nechechi yakakurumbira yeChirungu. Hapana chakaoma. Iwe unongoda kudiridza, mvura uye kucheka zuva rimwe nerimwe. Asi kwemakore zana. Uye munyaya iyi - anenge chikuru. Yunivhesiti yekare yekutaura chiChirungu munyika, Oxford, yakatangwa muna 1117. Kwemazana emakore akawanda Great Britain yaiva simba rehurumende.

Izvo zvinofanira kuonekwa, simba rinoremekedzwa rehurumende, pasinei nenyaya dzakawanda dzenhema pamusoro pekuzivikanwa kwakanyanya kwekuchengetedza, snobbery uye chauvinism, iyo yaimbove yakatarwa kuvaBritish. Foggy Albion akangwarira akwereta kubva kumakamuri ayo kwete chete zvigadzirwa zvepanyama, asiwo ruzivo rwezvesayenzi, ruzivo pamusoro pehurongwa hwepasi uye mamwe mashoko anobatsira, panguva iyoyo inosvika chete kuMarco Polo nemaguta makuru. Kuita sazivo iyi yose uye kuwedzera kubudirira kwezvakanakira ivo (avo vane simba muEngland maererano neunobatanidzwa munharaunda ndeyepamusoro-soro munyika), chiChirungu chakagadzira dzidzo chaiyo yezvidzidzo. Haisi yakanakisisa munyika, kwete. Ndizvo chete kuti England inonyanya kuveza mukubudirira kwazvo uye kutsvaga mazano mune zvemari, mutemo, zvekugadzirwa kwehupfumi, hutsika uye mafashoni (oh-oh, St. Martin College!). Zvechokwadi, iyi sarudzo haikodzeri munhu wose. Chimiro chehurumende yepamusoro yeEngland yakaoma zvikuru, asi iwe unogona kuchinzwisisa zvakare.

Zvakakosha:

• Zvakanaka kuziva zvaunoda kuita mune ramangwana;

• kuisa pfungwa pamabasa makuru ekubudirira;

• vane mano okufunga zvakasununguka uye kazhinji kuzvimiririra;

• Kuremekedza vamwe vanhu noruremekedzo;

• kuva nethodical, kusagadzikana uye kurangwa;

• Iva nemafungiro akanaka.

Izvozvo hazvidiwi, asi zvinodikanwa. Kune idzi Chinyorwa hapana chinhu chitsvene. Zvinokwana chete kutarisa mifananidzo yakagadzirirwa muChikoro cheBritain Education muKiev. Ikazikadzi nerurimi rwake rwakanamatira kunze. Iyo Queen naHurezidhendi Putin vane nzeve dzepony, zvakangoerekana zvakabatwa mufaira. Mambokadzi, achicherechedza pakona. Kutyisa! Nenzira, yeLondon gallery Tate, iyo ichangobva kuratidzwa kwe "rude English humor," yakaratidza kunyika yose kuti hakuna vezera vanogona kuseka ivo pachavo neBritish. Vanhu vedu vakanyanya kuoma.

Shanduro isina dhiyabhorosi

Ndezvipi zvakanaka pamusoro pe "Chikoro cheChirungu"? Nheyo yekutanga yeBrithani dzidzo inokurudzira. Mamiriro emabasa mumayunivhesiti eChirungu anovakirwa pamusana pokuti mudzidzi haangotori chete nekudzokorora mashoko, sezvinowanzoitika kwatiri, asi kugadzira pachikonzero chacho chigadzirwa chakakwana chekufunga. Haigoni kukwaniswa. Mitemo inobatsira, asi chete sechinhu chekuziva. Vadzidzi vanogara vachigumbuka kufunga. Uye funga zvakanaka. Enzanisa neBrithani dzidzo neUukraine - unpatriotic. Uyezve, zvikoro zveBritish zviripamusoro pasi pose mune zvidzidzo zvepamusoro, uye vechiUkraine havazvipindi zvachose. Pane kudaro, vanopinda, asi mune imwe chete. Muchiyero cheSpanishi sangano rekutsvakurudza CSIC Kyiv National University. T. Shevchenko neKyiv-Mohyla Academy inotora 1 346 uye 2 055 nzvimbo inobatana. Asi panewo nguva dzakanaka mune zvidzidzo zvedu. Somuenzaniso, inofungidzirwa kuti chikoro chedu chesekondari chinopa ruzivo rwakanaka mumatare chaiwo. Izvi ndizvo, asi zivo iyi ndeyemunda wenyanzvi. Chikoro cheChirungu chinogadzirira vashandi. Chimwe chikamu chakakosha pakati penyika yeChirungu yezvedzidzo uye vamwe ndeyokuti vokuBrithani vanosimbisa humwe hwemudzidzi muchitendero. Saizvozvowo, dzidzo yakavakwa pamukana wekupa munhu wose unhu hwakasiyana. Uye dzimwe dzidzo dzekudzidzisa, pane zvinopesana, ipai template iyo mudzidzi anofanira kufambisa, kugadzirisa mano ake kune zvinodiwa yunivhesiti. Great! Icho chinotarisa kuti kana iwe watotopinda muyunivhesiti yeChirungu, unogona kuratidza unhu hwako sezvaunoda here? Sezvo ichikosha, vanochiremekedza zvikuru.

Remekedza munhu oga wekufunga, kwete maitiro. Kunyatsoranga, maitiro uye kusagadzikana - zvose izvi unhu huchafanira kukwidzwa mukati mako usati wayambuka chikumbaridzo cheyunivhesiti yeChirungu. Izvo zvatiri matiri, maSlav, vamwe vasina hanya, tsika yekuita zvinhu zvose panguva yekupedzisira uye kutarisira kuti mukana muEngland haipfuuri. Ikoko hazvigamuchiri uye tema yakaipa. Dambudziko rose renyika rakakunda Britain. Nzira yekubuda mudambudziko, nyika dzakawanda dzakawana zvinhu zvinodhura zvakakonzerwa nehupamhi hwehutano. Asi kwete Britain. Mugore rekupedzisira rezvidzidzo, kunyoresa muhurumende yepamusoro yeBritain yakaramba. Uye hutano hwekudzidzisa hwakachengetedzwa pahupamhi hwepamusoro. Kuongorora kwakaitwa zvakanyanyisa. Kana pakutanga zvaidiwa kuratidza ruzivo rwakanaka uye hupamhi hwehuchenjeri hwekugamuchira, ikozvino zvose izvi unhu hunofanira kuratidzirwa kudivi rinoshamisa. A-nyeredzi mune zvidzidzo zvose. Zvakafanana kana iwe ukawana "zvinomwe" zvine mazano mashanu ekutonga.

Zvinodhura, asi mufaro

Kungofanana nechipi chakakwirira chekupedzisira-chigadzirwa chemiti, dzidzo muEngland haina kutengesa. Mutengo wacho unosanganisira kurovedza chaiyo, pamwe nekugara, pamwe nekudya. Vose pamwechete vachakwevera muhuwandu hwe20-25 maundi pounds sterling. Zvimwe mari yevisa nekufambisa. Wedzera imwe 700 pounds. Zvakanaka, kushandiswa kwemashoko, pamwe chete nemasangano echipinda chekutsvaga, pasina iyo chero ipi zvayo. Kuzviwana iwe yunivhesiti yakanaka kana yekoroji, kutora miedzo uye kupindira kuburikidza nekugadzikana kwehuwandu hwemagariro ehurumende kunonetsa zvikuru. Kubhadhara nezvibvumirano. Kuti tishandure aya akazvininipisa, pakutanga, maonero mumadhora akawanda eMUS, tinoda kuwedzera zvose nehafu nehafu. Zvechokwadi, unoda mari yehomwe. Mukombe wekhofi muLondon inodhura mapaundi mana. Rwendo rwokuenda kunharaunda inenge maundi 5 pounds. Saka tinokanda pamari yakagamuchirwa yemamwe mapepa makumi maviri emapapepa ane mufananidzo weMambokadzi Elizabeth II. Izvi ndezvekuti iwe hausi kuenda kumakonti uye usadya puddings. Zvinotarisa kuti kuverenga kuBrithani dzidzo munyika yedu, uko muvhareji wepakati maererano nemari yeUnited Kingdom inenge zana zana pamwedzi, chete vana vevabereki vakapfuma vanogona. Kana vabereki vabereki vakapfuma. Hapana mitsara yezera yemakore. Zvinopera kuti avo vanowana mararamiro avo nebasa ravo, uye nechepfungwa, Cambridge haina kujekesa here? Uye pano pane nhema huru. Kana pane chinangwa, saka tinoda kutsvaga nzira dzekuti tibudirire, uye tisingazvitsananguri isu uye nevamwe kuti nei izvi zvisingaiti. Kunyange mukutyisidzika, zvakasiyana-siyana zvinouya mupfungwa kamwechete. Yokutanga: zvipo uye mabhizimisi emari yakasiyana-siyana, masangano, makambani nemayunivhesiti pachavo. Chechipiri: kushandiswa kumusoro-soro wesangano rako nechikumbiro chekubhadhara kurovedzwa. Zvechokwadi, chikumbiro chakadaro chichadikanwa kuti chive chakanyatsoruramiswa. Asi mugwagwa uchanzwisisa nekufamba. Nenzira, munyori wenyaya yacho (amai vangu mudzidzisi, kuti baba ndivo injinjini, kunze kwemajokes) saka vakagamuchira diploma yake mu Open Open School yeLondon University. Mutungamiri we "Center for Education yeBritain" Stephen Clark anoyeuka kuti nzira yekuwana bhizimusi ndeyekare uye nguva inopedza. Uye iwe unotanga kutanga kuita izvi kwehafu nehafu kusvika kumakore maviri isati yatarisirwa zuva rokutanga kudzidziswa. Panewo chechitatu chekusarudza - kureva kudzidza. Mumwe mudzidzi, agere mudunhu reOdessa kana kuti, anoti, Kolomyia, anogamuchira e-mail kubva kumudzidzisi (nyanzvi anotarisira mudzidzi). Anobvunzana naye paIndaneti. Anotumira mudzidzisi wake basa rakapiwa (TMA) kunyika yekumusha kwaSir Paul McCartney. Kutaurirana nevadzidzisi pa "Skype" kana kunyange kuripo kuburikidza naro panguva dzehurukuro. Kushanyira kushanyira zvikoro zveSvondo. Mune rimwe shoko, rakanyatsobatanidzwa mukudzidzira, pasina kusiya mbeu yako yekuzvarwa. Mari yekuti dzidzo iyi inowanikwa kazhinji. Zvishoma: hapana mudzidzi wemhepo, mutauro wemutauro, mweya wekare muEngland. Kuwedzera: Diploma yekupedzwa kwechikoro cheyunivhesiti yeChirungu. Kubuda kunze, kuburikidza nezivo yakawanikwa, kune imwe nhanho yemabasa, unogona kuwana chikamu chinotevera chedzidzo. Akatova muhupenyu chaihwo.

Iwe une chirongwa, Bwana Fix here?

Ichisarudzo chinogamuchirwa uye hachikwanisi kukumbira. Tichaenda kuEngland! Izvozvo zviri munzira yedu-kuverenga, kufuridzirwa uye pakarepo kuedza kubata nzombe nenyanga. Kwete kwete. Sezvo mwanakomana mukuru wevanhu vokuBritish Sherlock Holmes akati: "Kuvandudza zvinhu zvakanaka mumhanzi chete." Tumira mari kubhuku reyunivhesiti inofadza haigoni kukwana kutakura matumba ako. Mari yeBrithani inowanzova chinhu chekupedzisira pane zvakanyorwa. Ivo, iwe unoona, isa misoro yakajeka. Zvakare, kusiyana nechechikoro chepamusoro. Iwe uchafanirwa kutanga neongororo yekuziva uye unyanzvi hwokufunga. Zvakanaka, chiyero chemutauro, hongu. Vadzidzi vanofanirwa kuve neruzhinji mumutauro weChaucer uye Chesterton. Uye, nenzira, ruzivo rwemabasa evanhu vanotaurwa pamusoro apa, zvakare. Muzvinyorwa, hongu. Vanyori vanonyatsoziva kuti vadzidzi vekune imwe nyika vanoziva sei mabhuku echiChirungu. Muchikoro cheChirungu, kushandiswa kwevadzidzi kunotanga kunyanya. Nezera remakore gumi nemana, vechidiki vechiBritain vanoziva chaizvo avo vanoda kuve. Uye vanotanga kugadzirira kubvumirwa, kunyanya kugadzirisa nyaya idzodzo dzinobatsira mune ramangwana. Pakupera kwegumi (11, 12 - zvakakosha kusimudzira) kirasi ine chimiro chakajeka chebasa remangwana, kwete vanopfuura 7% vevadzidzi. Saizvozvowo, ruzivo ruzivo rwakakosha pakuguma kwechikoro mune vana vechikoro vakawanda harina simba. Saka, shure kwekuchikoro, zvinoita kuti tive nechechi yevadzidzi vesunivhesiti yeChirungu kune munhu wedu muhupenyu chaihwo, asi hapachina kumboitika kare. Gaka rakakura pakati pezivo inotarisirwa kubva kuBritish freshman, uye chii chiri mupfungwa dzepedza kudzidza. Ichafanira kutarisana nezvakawedzerwa. Zvakanaka - zvakananga pedyo nemudzivo wezivo. Iko ndiko kuti, muChikoroji yeBritain kana chikoro chekutanga kusunivhesiti yekugadzirira. Paanonzi A-level. Kuti iyo yunivhesiti iwane magwaro ekufungisisa, ruzivo rwakakosha ruchadikanwa kusimbiswa nehuwandu hwekuongorora kweIELTS, uyewo magwaro anosimbisa kubudirira uye kukodzera kweiye anenge akakumbira. Rakashandurwa uye rakaratidzwa. Iva nechokwadi che solvency. Zadza mafomu ekushandisa. Unganidza tsamba dzekukurudzira. Mune rimwe shoko, ita mapepa akanyatsoshanda. Kana iwe ukatora rubatsiro rweuridzidzisi akakodzera, iyo inotora inenge mwedzi mitatu (zvakakodzera). Basa roga roga rinogona kudhonza kwemakore. Mushure mokugamuchira kugutsikana kubva ku yunivhesiti nezvekunyora, nzira yekupa visa mudzidzi inotanga. Kusiyana nechinangwa chekushanyira visa, ichi ndicho chinetso chakaoma uye chisingaiti chetsika. Izvi zvinoreva kuti hapana anozofungisisa chokwadi chaunoda nokukurumidza uye zvakanyanya. Zvose zvisarudzo pane visa hazvigadzirwe nevanhu, asi nehurongwa hunoshanda maererano nehuwandu hwegoridhi. Mitemo yeVisa inotorawo inenge mwedzi mitatu.