Nyaya iyi inobatana nekutengesa kwemukomana wedu muduku, mutsara mukuru wezvidzidzo zvemakororo pamusoro peSpider-Man, iyo chaiyo Spiderman yandaive nayo ikozvino mumaoko angu. Maksimka akanga achinyengera pamusoro pake ipapo.
"Ndizvo zvakanakisisa!" - akatiudza nemufaro murume wake Maxim mushure mekunge aona mutsara unotevera pamusoro pehupenyu hwake hwakashinga. "Vakashinga, vanonzwisisa ... Sly. Hongu! Sly! Haikwanisi kufamba chete pasi, asiwo kukwira masvingo nedenga ...
- Nhau dzese iyo yose! - Arkady sneered ironically. "Yeuka, mukomana: hapana Batman uye Spidermen variko, asi kune vakashinga vane simba kubva kune masimba makuru. Pano ivo vanokwanisa kukwira pamusoro pematenga uye masvingo. Uye vaponesi veguta racho nevadzivi vemoto vanobatanidzwa mune izvi.
Uye ivo vanozviita zvachose zvisina udyire, asi Spiderman yako akazvigadzira nemaune kuti awane mari yakawanda kwaari. Zvakajeka here?
- Haisi chokwadi! Maksimka akafuratira. - Spiderman haana kuumbwa, aripo chaizvoizvo!
- Izvozvo hazvina maturo! Laughed the husband. "Ndinokuudza, vanoreva nhema idzi dzose!" Bullshit uye zvisina maturo mumafuta anonda ... Maksimka akatya kunyanya. Masaya ake akadzikidzwa akafukidzwa nehasha dzakatsamwa, nzeve dzake dzaiva dzvuku. Achiziva kuti izvi zvingaguma nemisodzi, ndakamhan'arira murume wangu achiti:
"Arkasha, hausi kunyara here kumunyengedza mwana wako?" Zvakwana! Unogona kufunga kuti iwe pachako wakaberekwa panguva imwechete wakachenjera uye unonzwisisa.
"Zvichida kwete pakarepo, asi handina kumbobvira ndatenda mune zvisina maturo zvakadaro." Unonzwisisa here?
"Ndizvo chaizvo," ndakaseka. - Nokuti patinenge tiri vana pamwe newe vakaratidza dzimwe mifananidzo, semuenzaniso, pamusoro paWinnie the Pooh kana vaimbi veBrmen. Nenzira, ipapo mhuka dzisingatauri chete, asi kunyange akaimba uye tricks akaratidza.
Saka iwe hauna kuzvivenga, iwe?
"Nei ndichifanira kutsamwa izvi?" - Arkady yakanyarara. - Mhuka dzinoberekwa vanyori. Chero dhongi rine ruzivo rwakanaka izvi zvinogona kureva kuti vateereri vanoramba vachiwa!
- Chaizvoizvo? Chikoro! Saka zvichida anokwanisa kunyange kuimba? Ndakabvunza zvinyararire.
- Kuimba - kwete, - murume akabvumirana, - chero zvakadaro, mbongoro inhu chaiyo, uye Spider-Man inyanzvi, uye Maksimka anofanira kunzwisisa izvi.
"Achakura - iye achanzwisisa," Handina kusiya, "asi zvino siya mwanakomana wako oga." Regai atende zvishamiso semucheche.
- Ndiri ani? Handisi chinhu! - Arkasha akakunda mapepa ake. "Rega atende, kana achida." Kwapera vhiki, Maxim akange aine rumbo rezino, asi mwanakomana akaramba kuzodzokera kunechiremba wemazino. Kwete kunyengetedza kubatsirwa, yaifanira kupfuurira pfumbamuromo.
"Maxushenka, kana iwe uchibata zino rinorwara, ndichakutenga iwe spayderman," Ndakapika mwanakomana wangu nemhiko.
- Kutendeseka, Amai? - Wakanamatira mwanakomana wangu. - Zvakanaka ipapo. Iwe unogona kunyange kubvarura dzino iri kunze. Ini handityi!
Zuva rakatevera mwanakomana wangu neni takaenda ku polyclinic. Akagara muchitsiko chemazino, Maxim akabvunza chiremba achikumbira kuti:
"Iwe uchaita anesthesia?"
"Handidi," wechidiki chiremba akashevedzera. "Handifaniri kutora zino iri kunze, ini ndinongorivhara."
"Zvino nditungamirirei pane kunotenga Spiderman," Maksimka akatsamwa akangoti pakarepo patakasiya hofisi yamazino. - Kana zvisina kudaro, handingabvumirani kubata mazino ei ... dentist zvakare.
- Nenzira, Spiderman inogona kubvumira kurwadziwa kupi zvako, saka kana iwe uchida kufanana naye, usan'un'una! - Ndakatora mwanakomana wangu neruoko uye ndakamutungamirira kuenda kunze kwepolyclinic. - Zvakanaka, hapana nguva yokuti ndiite nharo newe, tichiri kuda kuva nenguva yekutenga wako Spider-Man!
Muchitoro, ini pakarepo ndainzwa semucheche, kunyange izvi zvisishamisi: zvakadai zvakawanda zvemaipi emakwenzi emunhu chero upi zvake achafara. Achibata mwanakomana wake noruoko, akamutora muDhipatimendi, kwavakatengesa motokari, asi akazorora.
"Zvakanaka, uri kuenda kupi, Amai?" Spiderman ari muhurumende yakasiyana zvakasiyana!
- Maxim, asi motokari iri nani! - Ndakaedza kuita kuti munhu akaoma.
- Nenzira, unogona kutenga dunhu rose. Tichazotamba nemhuri yose.
"Handidi mhuri yose!" Ndinoda Spiderman! Iwe wakandivimbisa ini!
- Zvakanaka, usaita hutsinye! - Ndakasimudza. - Pakuguma, idii musiyano kwandiri! Uye mose muri vaviri muchakurumidza kunetseka zvakare ...
Manheru ose mwanakomana wangu akanga akabatikana nechekudya chake chitsva, ndakanga ndisingatauri naye kuti adye. Pensive kutsva mucheka, maksimka kamwe kamwe akashevedzera achiti: "Unofanira kuita bhati mumba mangu." Ini ndichanyora mapfupa angu. Arkashy neni takatsinhanisa kutarisa: izvi zvatova chimwe chinhu chitsva! Muscles. Ha!
"Uye ini ndinoda dumbbell uye mutengesi," nhaka yedu bedzi yakaramba ichireva nemuromo wake wakakwana. "Kutenga iyo?"
"Iwe haufaniri kutenga maski ?!" Arkady akabvunza sarcastically. - Kukwidziridza midziyo, girasi iyo inotsiva webhu. Kwete ?! Taura, usanyara, "murume akatarisisa kwandiri. "Mutsa waMamula, iye achatenga!"
"Iwe unoda kukakavara here?" Ndinoisa maoko angu muhudyu. - Zvakanaka, uyai! Handizivi kuti ndeupi wevamwe vedu tichava nehuwandu hwakanyanya. Iwe pachako, ndinogona kuita pasina rubatsiro rwako, asi iwe ... "Ndakatambanudza ruoko rwangu, ndichizvifananidza kuti ndaizoenda kundodya kudya kwehafu yake.
- Ndiri ani? Handisi chinhu! Arkady akabata ndiro, akatya. - Uri kunyunyuta, Nadeushka, haunzwisisi here?
"Ndiri kutamba newe!" - Ndakatsamwira ruoko rwangu pamusoro pangu. Tapedza kudya kwemanheru, isu naA arkash tageza ndiro ndiro tira pasi pamberi peTV. Asi firimu haina kukwanisa kutariswa, nokuti mumaminitsi mashomanana kutinhira kunotyisa kwakanzwika mukamuri remwanakomana wake. Vakakurumidza kupinda muchechera uye vakaona mufananidzo wepromrom: pakati pekamuri pane makabati akavhara, anenge mamita, akarara pasi, akaisa Max. Akasunungura mwanakomana wake, akamutora kubva pasi.
"Mwanakomana, mudiwa!" Uri mupenyu here?
"Zvakanaka," Maksimka akazununguka, achizora hukuru hwake pahuma yake. - Kunyange zvaive zvakanaka. Iwe unoziva, Amai, - maziso emwanakomana muduku akazununguka nomufaro - pakutanga ndakakwira kumadziro saSpiderman, uye zvino ... ndege ... Chokwadi! - Zviri pachena kuti Batman! - Arkasha akaseka. - Zvinosuruvarisa, hurumende yakadzika, haina nguva yekufadzwa nemufaro wekubhururuka!
Ndakatsamwira murume wake nehasha . Mwana wacho anenge ava pedyo nokuurayiwa, asi anoseka! Ndichibata maziso angu, murume wangu akashambadza maoko ake pachena: - Uye ndini ani? Handisi chinhu! Ngatitange kufara! Zuva rakatevera rakatevera, Arkasha akatenga bhanhire rakakosha uye rusvingo rweSweden ndokuvaisa pamadziro muimba yomwanakomana wake nemaoko ake. Ndakashaya pasina! Mwedzi yakati gare gare mwanakomana wangu akanga ane chifananidzo chitsva.
- Shevchenko ndiyo yakanakisisa! - kusangana nemufaro, iye akataura. - Chengetedzi chero ipi zvayo ichapfuura.
Ndakatarisa Arkasha muchivhiringidzika.
- Zvakanaka? Tichaitei?
"Izvozvo zvakadini?" Tichazotenga bhora kumwana. Regai aidzidzise nezvehutano. Fara, Nadiaha: iye zvino chifananidzo chake munhu chaiye. Saka, nzira yose!