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Saka zvinoshamisa kuti tine njodzi kuti iyi Romeo akwegura zvakadaro zvakadaro akawira nekuda kwemudiki wangu anofara. Zvino ini ndichararama mukubwinya, kune umwe neumwe negodo!
Nhasi, mwedzi mitanhatu yerudo rwangu rwesungano naAndrei Sergeyevich. Akazove ane rupo, akandidana kuti "pimple", akatanga kundipa girasi, ipapo imba, uye handina chandinotaura pamusoro pezvinhu zvemarudzi ose. Pamusoro peizvi zvose ndakave ndakadana nemuviri wake wakakora zvakakwana, maziso ake maduku nemwoyo wakanaka, kazhinji. Sekuru vangu vaiva nemudzimai, vana vaviri vezera rangu, asi kuti anzwisise zvakakwana tsika dze "branded dudes" pakanga pasina kukwana kwakadzikadzi. Andireya akati-"akangwara", uye zvakanga zvisingakwanisi kumubvumira. Takasangana paresitorendi, kwandaifamba nayo, uye ini ndakaputira mumasasa. Pazuva iro, babamunini vakandikumbirisa nemunwe wakaoma ndokundibvunza pahuma:
"Iwe unoda kurarama semambo, huku?"
- Uye kukoka? - Ndakabvunza nekunyomba kwechokwadi muzwi rangu.
- Kugumbura! - akagomera, uye gare gare ndakaona kuti murume uyu haana kukanda mazwi mumhepo: akati - nenzira yeumambo, saka zvichava zvakadaro.
Oo, uye mukuru mushure mekushaya urombo kwevashandi, tweaks yebongoro uye vhupuru inopa kuva mune imwe nzvimbo yeimba yepamusoro pamakamuri makumi maviri nemana eimba itsva. Guta rose riri muruoko rwamaoko ako, uye kutarisa zvinhu zvose kubva kumusoro kusvikira pasi - izvi, ndinokuudza, zvinofadza zvakadaro! Mwedzi uye hafu Handina kubva mumba nguva dzose, zuva roga roga, ndichifungisisa simba rinodhura, zvigadzirwa zvemagetsi akawanda, mabheti anonyorera uye zvipfeko zvakanaka mumakamuri.

Ndizvo chaizvoizvo zvangu zvose here? Babamukuru vangu vaifara zvakakwana, vachitarisa kufara kwangu kwepachokwadi, uye, zvakaratidzika, zvakanga zvichiri kupisa nechishuwo chekushamisika neni neropa. Asi mushure memwedzi mitanhatu yeupenyu hunotapira uye husina maturo, ndakaona kushandiswa kusingazivikanwi mune mufambiro wemudiwa wangu. Andireya neimwe nzira yakasvibiswa, yakave yakagadziriswa, yakauya zvishoma, uye kunyange zvakanyanya kukunda, kana ndiine zvakanaka uye handidi chimwe chinhu.
Maitiro edzimhosva yevakadzi vemunun'una wababamunini ainge aine ruzivo, uye izvi zvakapa chivimbo kuti mafungiro ake akaipa aiva kwenguva pfupi uye kuti aisazondisiya. Asi mazuva akapfuura, uye Andrei akaramba achiita basa rebaba. Izvi zvaive nezvibatsiro zvayo, nokuti kunyange nokuda kwehupo hwake hwose ndakava nerudo nemuviri wake unotyisa, asi muchokwadi, kwete nemwoyo wangu, asi nepfungwa! Pakupedzisira, iyo alarm yakavhiringidza zvikuru zvokuti pashure pokunge awana muchengeti wega pega mupepanhau, akabvuma kusangana kamwechete.

Mumwe murume muduku akapfava akaonekwa kwaari nechinhu chakanaka chechitema, akanyarara, twirled mufananidzo waAndrei Sergeyevich mumaoko ake ndokubva ati:
"Muvhiki iwe uchava nemashoko akazara." Paizobhadhara ikozvino! Akaisa murwi wezvikwereti zvakasvibirira, uye muchengeti wacho akaparara. Vhiki imwe gare gare akanga agere pamberi pangu uye achitaura, uye panguva iyoyo ndakanga ndichine mapepa kuburikidza nehutukutu folda neboka rezvifananidzo uye mamwe mavara.
"Nhau huru kwauri ndeyokuti chinhu chine tsiru," muchengeti akati.
"Akandishamisawo ini," ndakashamisika. "Ini ndatoziva izvozvo." Ini, sorry, uye pane mhuru yake. Nokukurumidza chakayekwa ...
"Kwete," akakunda, sokunge kuti kubva padzino rezino. "Hausi iwe!" Iwe unofunga chaizvo here kuti ndiri mudiwa ane tsitsi?
- Mira! - yakaswedera kwandiri. - Kubva munzvimbo ino muchidimbu. Is Andrei Sergeyevich ane imwe mhandara zvakare here? Haikwanise ...
"Zvaanogona!" Akacheka akaoma. - Krasnopolskaya Venus Ivanovna, makore makumi maviri, mudzidzi, munyori wenhau dzakaitika kare. Pamusoro pevhiki yapfuura takasangana, takashanda kanomwe, kureva, zuva rimwe nerimwe. Chinhu chacho chatengwa.
Pandakanga ndichifunga zvokuita neanopikisana, muchengeti wacho akatsunga musoro uye akaisa mamwe mashoko asina kufadza:
- Zvimwe ... Kupikisa nzvimbo yacho, zviremera zviri kugadzirira kutanga chirango chemhosva.
- Chii? Ndakapotsa ndawa kubva pachigaro changu.
- Hongu, sezviitiko zvehomwe dzemabhegi akadaro: zviokomuhomwe, kutora mutero. Hapana chinoshamisa ...
"Ndinofanira kuitei?" Ndakabvunza zvisingabatsiri. "Iwe unogona kuita chimwe chinhu, haugoni here?"
- Uye izvi hazvisisiri ini. Zvisinei, kana pane chido, tapota taura. Ini ndichakuudza kero yemugweta rakanaka, uyo ane unyanzvi pakudzivirira pfuma itsva. Muchengeti wacho aishandira kubwinya. Ndakadzidza kunyange izvo zvandakanga ndisingadi kuziva. "Zvakanaka, iwe, baba vangu, wakapinda mudambudziko," wakafunga, kuongorora mifananidzo uye kudzidza makopi emagwaro kubva kufaira. Pakupedzisira kutarisa kwakamira pamifananidzo yemusikana anonakidza. "Saka ndizvo zvauri iwe!" Iniwo, Venus de Milo! Uye kupfuura vabereki vako chete vaifunga? Venus Ivanovna! Uye chii chawakawana mukati maro, Amai Andrey?! "Usiku hwose ndakasvuta, ndichiputira utsi mukati mudenga, uye ndisingakwanisi kuziva zvandaifanira kuita. Ropa rwakatsigira hupenyu hwangu husina hanya hwakasununguka rwakabvarurwa kubva mumaoko angu: hofisi yehupisiti yakatora imwe nzira, Venusa Ivanovna - kune imwe. Uye zvisinei hazvizivikanwe kuti ndeipi yeipi yakaipa yakanga iri yakaipisisa. Mangwanani ndakasvetuka kusvika kuchiedza, kwete mangwanani, ndakamhanyira kukero uko kutsva kwekuda kwangu kwekuda kwangu kwaigara. Musikana uyu aienda kuchikoro uye kuburikidza nemukova akapindura kuti haazive Andrei Sergeevich, uye kunyange ini-kunyanya zvakadaro. Ndakamira pasi pesuwo uye ndakamirira, apo Venerka Ivanovna akamanikidzwa, achaenda kundoenda kuchikoro.

Akanyatsovhara suo , ndakamhanyira gumbo mumakumbo uye ndakanyevera kuti:
- Teerera, iwe, Ivanovna! Iwe unofanirwa kunditeerera kwandiri. Kunyanya kubva ini ndisiri mudzimai wababamunini vangu, asi zvose zvakasiyana.
- Ndeupi rume? Andryusha? Akanyunyuta, uye ndakaseka.
- Saka zvino, musikana! - Ndakafunga. - Bhizimisi redu nemwi - harina kunyanya kuipa. Tete, ndiko kuti, Andryusha, anopenya kwemakore gumi kusvika gumi namashanu. Kunyanya kuzadza kutorwa. Iye, hongu, mamiriyoni maviri ezuva remvura pane imwe nzvimbo ichasara, asi isu tinewe kubva kune ichi, kana kutonhora kana kupisa. Isu tinewe kubva pane izvi-kusuruvara kumwe. Unonzwisisa here?
"Ndinonzwisisa," Venus akazununguka zvishoma.
"Nokuda kwemutsa wake wose kwandiri, ini, zvirokwazvo, ndichamunyevera nezvengozi." Asi, kune rumwe rutivi, unofungidzira kuti mari inotorwa nemunhu ndeipi? Zvakawanda! Nokudaro, basa redu nderokuputira zvimwe zvezviri mukati mehomwe yababamunini, ndiko kuti, Andryusha, mune yedu. Uye zvakachengeteka kwaari, uye kwatiri - zvakanaka! Kwatiri nemwi tichiri hupenyu huri mberi, zvinobvumirana?
"Ndinobvumirana," akadanidzira mumuromo mumwe chete, uye akabvunza kuti: "Saka handina rudo rumwe kubva kuna Andryusha?"
"Ndizvo chaizvo," Venka akati, vachaparadzwa. - Uye chii chandinofanira kuita?
- Kutanga, Andryusha haafaniri kuziva kuti tinoziva newe. Chechipiri, tinoda kuuya nemashandisirwo anoenderana nenguva iyo mune ramangwana redu tichada mari yakawanda. Somuenzaniso, ndiri kutora hama inorwara kurapwa kunze, uye iwe ... Ndiudze kuti ndine mimba. Kunyange zvazvo kwete! Kubvisa pamuviri zvose. Ngatitei: iwe wakapiwa internship kuchikoro, asi iwe unoda zvisinei makumi maviri zvuru. Icho chiri kuenda? Tarisa, usazvibatanidza! Kwandiri - hama dzinorwara, pauri - kudzidziswa kune hillock.
- Ndinokutendai. Ndinotenda zvikuru kwamuri! Venka akashungurudza naively, kunyange zvazvo ziso rangu rakagadziriswa rakaratidza kubva paminiti yekutanga: iye ari kutamba musikana ari nyore, haasi munhu asina ruzivo uye benzi, zvisinei haaizoonana nababamunini chero chinhu.
- Ndinokutendai? Ndakaseka. "Kwete, Venus Ivanovna." Ndiri kufarira mune chimwe chinhu. Nokuda mazano akanaka - iwe unondipa hafu yezvuru makumi maviri. Yeuka, iwe uchafanirwa kuseka pamusoro pejokes - haugoni kuwana chero chinhu. Handidi izvi!
Uye ndakakanda mifananidzo patafura, apo Venka muzviitiko zvisingaverengeki zvakagamuchira baba vedu.
"Hazvisi zvose," akanyevera kudaro.

Akava wechisikigo rwechipiri , zvakaipa zvakaderedza meso ake, asi akabva avarovera ndokunyunyuta achiti: "Hungu izvo ... Handimboiti! Uye iwe uchandichengetedza ini here? "" Asi zvakadini? "- Ndakatsigira mupikisani uye ndakamusiya achiri musha mutsva. Zuva rakatevera baba vangu vakadana uye vakati vaizouya nokukurumidza. Ndakamhanyira kuimba yekugezera, ndakabvongodza meso angu nemvura inotonhorera ndikazvitarisa pachirationi ndichigutsikana: sokunge ndakatota kwemazuva maviri ndisingazorori.
- Chicken, chii chakaitika kwauri? - Amai vangu vakabvunza nokuzvidya mwoyo, vachiona chiso changu chinotyisa uye chinotambudzika.
- Oh, Andryushka! Saka zvinotyisa! - uye ndakanyarara mumisodzi yekutya kuti ndaisagona kuchema chaizvo. "Ndingagona kutengesa imba iyi here?"
- Unorevei? - babamunini vakashamisika; "Ndiudzei pakarepo mhedziso zvakaitika!"
- Muzukuru wangu anoda basa rinokurumidza kunze kwenyika, zvisinei kuti mukomana angafa. Kutyisa!
- Zvakadini? Akabvunza pasina kunzwa. "Mari yakawanda sei?"
"Ndatova madhora makumi mashanu emadhora," ndakati, uye mwoyo wangu wakamira pakarepo: ndakatya vanun'una kana kuti ndakatengesa iyo shoma here?
"Nenzira imwechete kamwe kamwe ..." akagomera.
"Pane mumwe munhu ane shungu here?" Ndakabvunza, ndichizvifananidza kuti handina kunzwisisa chero chinhu.
- Kwete, zvinongo ... Zvakanaka, hazvina basa.

Ini ndichakupa mari, huku. Iwe chete usachema, zuva! Zuva rakatevera, akatendeka kushoko rake, sehukuru weropa rakanaka, babamunini vakawira muimba yangu uye vakaisa zvikwama zvakawanda zvemari patafura. Wow!
"Zvine makumi matanhatu zvuru zvemadhora," akadaro, achiendesa mari kwandiri.
"Andrei, asi iwe unoda makumi mashanu kuti uite basa," ndakati, ndichirova maziso angu.
- Oh, iwe, dite! Akagomera. "Icho kungovhiya-makumi mashanu." Uye mugwagwa, uye chikafu, nekugara ...
- O, ini handina kufunga, - ndakagomera, ndichishamisika: hongu ndarama!
Rimwe zuva gare gare ndakadana Venka ndokubva ndati:
"Teerera, Miloslavskaya-Krasnopolskaya!" Iwe une mari, ndinozviziva. Ndigadzirira ini, ini ndichauya iko zvino!
Haana kuzarura musuo kamwechete, uye ini, ndichinyunguduka, ndichipinda.
Kwete, zvakaitwa naVernka zvinotyisa kana kuti vakaurawa vakanga vasina kuonekwa. Akaverenga zviuru gumi.
- Haufaniri kudaro! Ndiri murume akanaka! Uye iwe haungakunyengeri chero chinhu!
"Uye pamwe, iwe unoda kuramba uri munhu akasununguka kwehupenyu hwako hwose," ndakaramba ndichifunga.
"Unorevei?" Akaita frown.
"Uye, mudiwa wangu, kuti iwe unogona kusunga babamunini vako, ndiko kuti, Andrew wako anodikanwa, zuva nezuva." Somunhu, ndakatotora zvinhu zvangu uye mangwana ndinoenda kunzvimbo dzinodziya kwemwedzi kana maviri. Uye ndinokukurudzira kuti uite zvakafanana. Kana iwe unofunga kuti vanhu havazouya kwamuri mune yunifomu?
"Zvechokwadi ..." Venus akatsamwa. "Asi sangano ... Ndingaitei?"
- Uye izvi, shamwari, zvisarudze iwe pachako.

Mangwanani ezuva rakatevera, kupindura kwefoni kuri mumba mavo kwakapindura inzwi rose rinotyisa reVenus pachake: "Venus Krasnopolskaya iri kero haasararami." "O, uye musikana wakatsanya!" - akayemura simba rake. Ndakatarisana nerimwe. Yakaramba ichibvisa ngozi yechipiri, pano pasina Andrew, uyo aida chete zvakanaka, zvakanaka, iwe haugoni kuita kunze.
Akauya zuva rakatevera kuenda kwaVenusa. Zvinogumbura izvi.
- Zvakanaka, rudzi rwako rwuri sei, iwe une pimple? Akakumbira zvinosuruvarisa. - Wakamboshandiswa here?
"Ndareva nhema pamusoro pomwana wangu," ndakati. "Gara pasi, Andryusha, tinoda kutaura zvakanyanyisa."
"Zvakanaka, zvakanaka," akadaro, achiri kusuruvara. "Zvino iwewo ... Chii chinoshamisa?"
- Andrew, ndiudze chokwadi: Wakagumburwa nekuda kweVenus? Ndakabvunza.
- Unoziva sei? - Ambuya akazarura muromo wake achishamisika. Too ini, meso! VIP bison! Edison anoziva nzvimbo!
"Andryusha, rega ndikutaurire zvose zvakarongeka." Saka ndizvo. Mudzimai uyu anodana kwandiri uye anopa kusangana. Inomiririrwa nahosikadzi wako Venus Krasnopolskaya. Anoti mamwe mapepa kwandiri uye anoti Andrei Sergeyevich achange ari mujeri, ndinoti, ndinokupa zviuru gumi kuti iwe upedze kubva kumberi. Kufanana, iwe ndihwo hupenyu hwakachengeteka huchava, uye, anoti, zviri nyore.

Uyezve ndakazoziva: musikana wechidiki akasarudza kutsvaga muhomwe yako, handina kutora mari kubva kwaari, asi akatenga pepa. Aive nemakaro, akakumbira zviuru zvishanu. Zvakanaka, ndiri mumwe we makumi matanhatu wamakapa kurapwa kwemuzukuru wako, uye akasununguka. Heino ivo, Andryusha! Iwe unofunga kufunga nezvako ikozvino. Uye tora zvuru makumi mashanu nezvishanu zvemadhora emari. Ichava nani kune wese! Babamunini vakanditarisa zvakananga, ndokutora magwaro uye kwenguva yakareba vakapinda mukudzidza kwavo. Paakange asingakwanisi kuona chinhu chitsva mukati mavo, akazununguka ndokukurumidza kupinza mapepa mumarara.
- The chicken! Yakaitika kare. Handina chokuita navo, kunyange zvazvo ndaiwanzosungirwa kwavari. Avo avo vanofanira kugara kune izvi vave kwenguva refu vakagara. Uye pamusoro peVenus, zvinoreva kuti iwe wakaitika kuziva ^ Iwe uri zuva rangu! Kunetseka?
- Uye ipapo! - Ndakataura ndokutarisa mumeso ake. "Ndakanga ndisingazivi zvokuita!"
"Uye pamusoro pomwana wako, nei wakauya neichi?"
"Kutanga, ndaida kukuongorora." Ndinofunga kana ini ndisingatauri chinhu cheAndryusha, haazondibatsire. Uye paunouya nemari, ndakasarudza: Ndichavaponesa kune waidiwa nokuda kwezuva remvura-kamwe-kamwe, ndinofunga, chaizvoizvo, vachandiisa kurara.
Babamunini vaisachema zvishoma nemanzwiro.
Handitomboregi kana vasingandisiyi. Ini ndakarumbidzwa mupfungwa: "Zvinhu zvose, Venka! Sushi oars! Hapana kana kudzoka shure! ". Uye pamusoro pemari! Vasiye iwe pachako. Dai zvaisava zvako, ndingadai ndisina kumboziva kuti mwoyo womukadzi ane rudo chii. Handidi ani, kunze kwenyu! Vamwe vanoita bastards vakakomba! Uye edza kufisa maoko ako! Uye iwe, chick, ingirozi! Mangwana acho baba vangu vakandiudza kuti ndimumirire kumba uye kwete kuenda kupi.
"Zvakakosha, huku!" Akati. - Ndinoda kukufadza. Iwe uchafara.

Masikati takafamba tichienda kunakanaka, sezvinongoita nhau, imba huru yepamusoro. "Izvi ndezvako, huku," akadaro baba vangu uye vakandipa magwaro. Ipapo akanditora noruoko ndokunditungamirira mukati. Mune imwe yemakamuri akacherechedza ginger uye akatarisa akachengeteka akavanzwa shure kwekatebhodhi. Ndakaizarura, uye ndakaona kuti yakazara nemari. Vangani vari pano: zana zana, mazana maviri, mazana matatu? Ndakapisa, uye Andryushenka akati: "Kwauri, huku, hapana uye hapana chakanga chiri kuramba." Kwapera vhiki, Andrei Sergeevich akaiswa mutorongo. Pakave nekutsvakurudza kwaive kuenderera mberi, vanyori vezvemitemo vakamudzivirira chiyero chekudzivirira nenzira yekubhadharisa kubhadhara kusabva panzvimbo iyi, uye babamunini pazuva rokutanga, vasina kumira, vakabva vabuda pasi. Pashure penguva yakati ndakagamuchira mashoko kubva kwaari. "Ndine urombo kuti handina kuteerera mazano ako, huku!" - akanyora. - Iva nemufaro. Waroorana! Vana narozhay! Zvimwe zvisingabviri kukuona iwe. Yako Andrew. " Ndiri kungoti dai ndapisa tsamba yekutengesa uye ndakasarudza: Ndichaita zvose sekuru vangu vanorayirwa!