Vladimir Putin - 64! Ndeipi bhodhi?

Mamwe maawa mashomanana, uye mhepfenyuro yese ichaputika nemashoko ekupedzisira, akazvitsaurira kuna Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Gumiguru 7, mutungamiriri weRussia anoshandura makore makumi matanhatu.

Zita raVladimir Putin rwemakore gumi nemaviri rinoramba richizivikanwa zvikuru munhau. Uyezve, kufarirwa kwaPutin kunongokura. Unhu hwake hwakazara nenhema uye nhema, uye kutarisa kwakadzikama kwemukuru weRussia kunopesana nevavengi.

Chii chinoshamisa chaVladimir Putin, nei simba rake richiri kukura zviri zviviri munyika yake uye kunze kwenyika? Zvichida chakavanzika chiri mune zvimwe zvikamu zvisingazivikanwi zvehupenyu hweGDP?

10 zvisinganyanyi kuzivikanwa kubva muupenyu hweVladimir Putin

1. Putin akakurira munharaunda yeLeningrad. Mukuwedzera kune imwe nzvimbo yemhuri yavo, paiva navamwe vatatu, Vladimir akayeuka zvakakwana makonzo, achifambidzana pamusuwo wepamberi.

2. Sekuru vaPutin vaiva mucheche anozivikanwa mumakumbo maduku. Ndakabika kuna Lenin, akakoka kuti adye uye kuna Stalin. 3. Kushumira muKGB kwakange kuri kurota kwaPutin kubva paudiki. Sezvo nyaya yebasa, aive achibatanidza mukukwezva vatsva vakavanzika. 4. Putin ane zita remutambo wemitambo mu sambo, ane bhanhire rakasviba ra judo. Pasi pekutora kwake kwakabuda bhuku rinonzi "Dzidza Judo naVladimir Putin."

5. Mhuka dzakapiwa Putin dzakatoita zoo yose! Iine 5 imbwa, mbudzi uye bhiza rakasviba. Vladimir Vladimirovich pachake akadzoka nembwa kune vana vakashanda kwaari nekukumbira kweizvi.

6. Putin akanga asiri pamuchato wemumwe wevanasikana vake. Vatapi venhau vakasimuka, asi havana kuwana chero chinhu pamusoro pevanasikana veMutungamiri Kate na Masha.

7. Pamusoro pezvinyorwa zvema13 zvatove zvadururwa pamusoro pePutin uye kune ruzivo rwemumwe tape tepi pamusoro pake. 8. Kurindira kwaPutin kwakapfeka chete kuruoko rwake rworudyi, dzimwe nhengo dzomutungamiri wehurumende dzinomutevedzera mune izvi.

9. Vamwe vezvematongerwo enyika muKremlin vachiri kuyeuka Putin vachiisa jekete rakaputira rakakwana neAddd pants. Saka akaenda kune "nguva yeSobchak."

10. Putin inounganidza zvikwangwani zvemaografia mapepa uye zvidhori zvepa postage.