Uyezve, kune inzwi re puncher, uyo aishanda muimba yangu, muimba yakatevera, ndakasarudza kunyora pamusoro pevakadzi veimba. Ndaida kunzwisiswa izvo vashandikadzi vanoita zuva rese? Iwe unonyatsotsvaga kupisa chifuko uye tile here? Uye saka, vashandi vasina basa vanopedza nguva yavo sei ?
Mukadzi wemudzimai mukadzi asingagari zuva rose pamberi peTV uye asingatsvaki mapekete, uye usatora muenzaniso waDasha Bukin kubva munyaya dzakanzi "vanofara pamwe chete" uye funga kuti vose veimba vose vakadaro. Iwe unokanganisa utsinye kana iwe uchifunga zvakadaro.
Mukadzi wemudzimai mudzimai uyo imba yose nevana vanochengetwa, uyu ndiye muchengeti wemukati. Kuvandudza kwekumba kunzvimbo yakaoma yekuita kuti imba igare yakasimba, kuchengetedza hukama, hukama, utsanana uye kurongeka. Handifungi kuti munhu anogona kuchengetedza urongwa mumba uye panguva imwechete anoudza vana pamusoro pezvakanaka nezvisina kunaka, asi zvakadaro mira pachitofu.
Mumwe murume anouya kumba uye anotanga kuzvidza mudzimai wake nokuda kwekugara pamba, kuti hapana chinangwa kubva kwaari, uye kuti haauyi nemari mumba. Uye iye haafungi, ane mabasa ari pachitofu iye anodya, achizadza mazhinji e mayonnaise, uye haafungi, uyo ane matambudziko aanoona kurota kwakanaka, achidonhera pane pepa rakachena. Zvichida naively anotenda kuti vana vakangwara uye vakaberekerwa kubva pakuzvarwa vose mairi.
Constant anonyomba kuti iwe haubatsiri mhuri iri kugara ichizviti inokutuka uye ichiratidza kuti kunze kwebasa rake hapana chinhu ichi chingave chakaitika. Uye haasi iye akanganisa ?? Zvichida, kudai pakanga pasina iwe pachako kwaisazove borsch inonaka pane patafura uye hapazove yakachena yakagadzirwa shirts nemasokisi, uye haazovata pamashizha, kunhuwa kunatswa kwakachena. Mushure mokupomera kwakawanda kwakadai uye kukakavara, iwe pakupedzisira unonzwisisa kuti wakaneta nezvose izvi uye iwe unounganidza zvinhu zvose zvaunotora vana uye unoenda uchigara naamai vako muimba iri pedo uye ugotanga kuchengeta utsanana uye kurongeka ikoko. Mutemo muimba yemudzimai weimba inenge iri muropa, uye hapana nzira iyo haigoni kubviswa nayo.
Ndine amainini, uye sezvaunenge watofungidzira, iye mukadzi weimba asingashandi. Mwanasikana wake anotamba chikoro chekutanga uye anotora mubairo pamakwikwi ose, kureva, wekutanga uye wechipiri, kumba kwake zvinhu zvose zvakashata uye nguva dzose zvokudya zvinonaka pane patafura kana, zvichida, padhifu. Paakauya kuzondishanyira pakutanga, pandakazoshanda, uye pakange pasina nguva yekuchenesa imba, kusvika pandasvika imba yangu yakashandurwa ikava imba isina kuchena nekunhuhwirira kwakanaka paimba uye zvokudya zvinonaka patafura.
Panguva iyoyo, ini naively ndaitenda semunhu chero upi zvake uyo ari mudzimai asingashandi mudzimba haisi kuoma uye pfungwa dzakawanda hazvidiwi. Iye zvino, ndakagara pamba, ndinonzwisisa dambudziko rose rekuchengetedza imba uye ini ndinoona kuoma kweizvi.
Varume vedu vanodikanwa havakoshe zvavari, asi vane pfuma inokosha mumunhu uye mumufananidzo wedu. Uye kana iwe ukavadzivisa zvose zvavari kumiririra pamba, iyo chirongwa uye zvokudya zvinonaka, ndine chokwadi kuti vachapotsa zvose izvi kupfuura iwe. Nokuti mushure mekugadzirisa zvakanaka zvakaoma kuti uzvienzanise nehuipi hwakaipa. Uye usave usina maturo kutenda uye utende kuti wakakanganwa iwe zvakare. Vanhu vane zvisikwa zvoupenzi, ivo vakangwara, uye vanotiregedza guruva mumaziso edu, vachitaura kuti tiri vanyengeri uye zvisikwa zvine njere. Kana iwe ukamusiya mushure mekukakavadzana kwakanyanya, uye musvondo achagara pamwe newe nemhando yakawanda yemaruva uye nerendin'i re diamond, uye kana ari kukumbira pamabvi ake uye nemisodzi mumeso ake kudzokera kumba kwako, iwe unoziva chokwadi chine utsinye, haasisina kurongeka imba, mahwendefa akachena uye zvokudya zvinonaka patafura.
Tose tinogona kufungidzira kuti imba ipi isina murume asina kuroorwa ... kana ngatirongedze kutenderera kumativi ose eimba isina munhu. Kwese kune zvakasviba, mashesi anotonhora, hapana mahwende akachena mukati mekamuri, uyewo anoisa pabasa rake kwete iyo yakashambidzwa shati iye atova akapfeka asi asina kumbogeza, asi anongowanikwa pabhandi. Uye chii chaanodya? Kana iwe wakatarisa mumarara, tinogona kuona zvakawanda zvisingabhadharwi zviripo kubva pakarepo noodles, uye bhodhoro risina chinhu revodka.
Ichokwadi, chii chimwe chaangagona kunwa kubva pakurwadziwa? Iwe unobvunza, chii chinosuruvarisa? Hazvisi kushungurudzika kurarama mumakumbo akadaro, kuenda kushanda muzvipfeko kwete chekutanga kutsva, uye kudya kudya kusina kunaka? Mukufunga kwangu, hapana chakaipa. Uye pastel? Zvichida, hapana mukadzi chaiye angadai akaisa pane zvakadai sekare, izvo zvisingasimirirwi kwemazana emakore, kwete iyo yembatya yakasara isina kuchinja kunyange kwenguva yakareba. Kana iwe ukaswedera pedyo uye ukanyatsotarisa, unogona kuona zvimedu zvezvokudya pamubhedha uye ... oo Mwari wangu .... fuuuu .... masokisi asina tsvina!
Uye kana paiva nemukana wemazuva mashomanana kutendesa murume kuva mukadzi, uye mukadzi kupinda mumurume. Siya murume kumba nevana uye nezvinetso zvose zvemhuri, aizotarisira sei? Ndinofunga kuti zvakanyatsojekesa kuti mukadzi ane nhau dzevarume aizotarisira sei, nokuti nhasi kune vakadzi vazhinji vanoita basa revarume uye vanozviwana zviri nani kupfuura varume. Muenzaniso wakaisvonaka iyo firimu "Operation Y" neGayidai anozivikanwa, rangarira pakutanga pakutanga mbuya naShurik, apo mbuya vanoyamwisa musikana muduku paruoko rumwe, uye nerumwe rutivi iye akakanya chingwa chechingwa uye panguva imwechete akabika chimwe chinhu padhifu, uye aifanirawo work. Uye iye akashanda semurindiri muimba yekuchengetera. Iri ibasa revakadzi here? Kunyanya kuna mbuya vangu?
Uye yeuka, anobvunza Shurik kuti atsive iye mumba maanenge achiri kubasa. Ongororazve iyi firimu, kana iwe usingarangarire kuti shurik inobata sei mabasa epamba, kuti zvose zvinowira sei pamaoko ake. Uye kuti iye zvino anomhanyira sei ambuya vake, kuti aizomuponesa ndokumuponesa. Handigoni kunzwisisa chinhu chimwe chete! Akasiya sei mwana muduku weimba imwe? Saka vimba varume vomwana wako mushure meizvi!
Iko firimu haina kukwana semuenzaniso wakajeka wekuti varume vari mumba havana kukodzera here? Haisi iyo mafirimu uchapupu hwokuti murume uyu zero yakakwana mukicheni here? Zvechokwadi, iyi firimu yakakwana! Uye kana iwe uchifunga kuti iyi inongova firimu chete, zvino ndiudze, haisi zvirongwa zvemafirimu anotorwa kubva muupenyu? Kuti uwane chokwadi chakakwana, siya murume wako mukicheni nehari yebiya uye nevana vasingazivikanwe veimwe, uye enda kuenda nevashamwari kana kuenda kunotenga kana uchida kuisa pangozi urongwa mumba uye hutano hwevana vako nokuti hauzive chaunotarisira kubva kumurume kana asingatendi kudzora mamiriro acho ezvinhu, uye haazokwanisa kudzora mamiriro acho ezvinhu. Kuti uite chokwadi, yeuka firimu "Operation Y" zvakare.
Kuva mukadzi kwakanaka uye kwakaoma zvikuru, uye kuva amai veimba kunotonyanya kuoma. Uye ndinofunga kuti haufaniri kudana mudzimai weimba asingashandi, nokuti basa rake mabasa epamba. Kubika, kushambidza, kuisa iron, kuchenesa nekuchengetedza imba uye kutarisira vana. Uye zvechokwadi, izvi zvose zvinotora zuva rose, uye pakuguma kwezuva mukadzi anoneta zvisati zvishoma kudarika kana akashanda kune imwe nzvimbo muguta kune imwe sarume. Ndizvo zvinoitwa nemukadzi chaiye zuva rake kuimba yake yeupenyu, murume nevana.
A zapplpta haifaniri kusanganisira mari chete kubva kumurume wake yezvokudya zvemhuri uye zvipfeko nezvipfeko, asi zvisati zvaitika zvakakosha kupa ruremekedzo, rudo, unyoro, uye mubayiro inofanira kunge ine chic bouquets nezvipo-zvishamiso uye rudo. Ko vadzimai havayamwi izvo ??? Uye kuti varume vaizoziva kusanzwisisika kose kwechigadzirwa ichi, zvinowanzodiwa kuti muvaise muchitenderera chemuzinda usina maturo weimwe. Regai vanyatsonzwisisa kuti chii chakaita kuva amai veimba, uye ngavatendere ivo vanotanga kuonga mukadzi!