Nzira yekuita kuti mukadzi akude sei?

Ini, kufanana neshamwari dzakawanda, semufirimu "The Formula of Love." Mumwe munhu akabatwa kubva pachirongwa "Ununo ...", mumwe munhu akafanana nehurukuro, rastaskannye ku frazochki. Ndaive nechokwadi nguva dzose: unogona kukanganisa ukama hwevanhu ... Hongu, hongu, unogona kudanana nemunhu waunoda. Kungofanana nemitambo yepa cinematographer Count Cagliostro zvisina kururama akaenda kumubvunzo uyu. Iwe unongoda kuchinja mafungiro emunhu, muratidze iye horizons isingazivikanwi, iyo inotanga kunzwa manzwiro matsva. Zvakafanana ... nekofi. Vanhu vanotenda kuti zvakasiyana-siyana zvavanenge vajaira ndezvokudya zvinonaka. Uye zvakadaro kusvikira iwe uchiedza zvakanakisisa! Kana ini ndiri mutengesi munguva yekudziputira iyi imwe, ivo vachachinja pfungwa dzavo.

Ingomanikidzwa kuzviita! Heano muenzaniso kubva kumabasa angu. Hapana chinhu chinocherechedza cafe munharaunda yakarara yevanhu vakawanda. Yakawanda, yakawanda, yakadaro mumukuru-mazana. Kwevhiki yechipiri ndave ndichiedza kuita kuti landlady atenge ikhofi mune kambani yedu.
"Iwe zvakare?" Akashamisika kuona ini pamusuo wehofisi yake.
"Oh, iwe wakandiyeuka!" - Ndakanyemwerera nomwoyo wose. "Saka vakafunga nezvangu." Uyewo haana kukanganwa pamusoro pezvipo zvinobatsira zvekambani yedu. "Iwe wakakanganisa, iwe jaya," akadzungudza musoro wake wega. "Ndinokurangarirai iwe pachako, uye pamusoro pezvirevo ..."
"Zvino regai ndikuyeuchidzei nezvekutengesa kwedu," akabva atora nzombe yacho nehwamanda. - Tine sarudzo yakasarudzwa uye inoenderana nemaitiro ezvidzidzo. Mitambo nguva dzose inogutsikana zvikuru ...
"Hongu, hongu, ndinoita," muenzi weimba yeimba yevasungwa akandidzivisa. "Asi nei ndichifanira kuziva pamusoro peizvi?" Ndiri kunyatsogutsikana nemupiriri wangu anoramba aripo uye mararamiro aanopa. Kunzwisisa, nguva dzose yekodhi yangu - vanhu vari nyore, vasingasaruri, havasi kukwira kundoravira! Vanotarisa mutengo mukuru: vanogona kutenga kapu kana kuti kwete. Uye zvinonyanya kukosha - ivo vagara vashandiswa nazvo!
- Ndizvozvo! Yakadzidzira! Uye kana iwe ukaedza chimwe chinhu, iwe haungazombokuraira ichi kubva kwauri ... - Ndakatya, asi ndakapedza - burda.
Ndakatarisa nekuzvidza pamapaki emapfini akaiswa pamheferi.
"Iwe wakaomeswa sei!" - Nokugomera, shamwari yangu yakacherechedza.
"Akaomeswa uye ane rupo," ndakati nemwero. "Uye ndine chikonzero chinoshamisa kwauri." Kana iwe uchibvumira kuita kofi kutenga mukambani yedu, ipapo iwe uchawana batch ye elite leaf tea sechipo. Ceylon. Isu tinotungamira kutengesa kubva munyika ino.

Ndaiziva zvandakanga ndichiita . Amai amaikadzi vakapenya. Akandikumbira kuti ndikuudze pamusoro pezvikwereti pane zvakawanda. Zvose, "innkeeper" muhomwe yangu! Maminitsi gumi nemashanu gare gare ndakabuda mu cafe neine chisimbiso chekanguva refu. Chef yakaratidzika kufadza zvikuru.
- Zvakanaka chaizvo! - Akandirumbidza. - Basa rakanaka! Mirira bhonasi.
"Mutevedzeri wemasangano akatora nguva refu, asi pakupedzisira, aikwanisa kudzivisa hupi hwangu uye ... chipo," ndakaseka. - Handitombozivi kuti chii chainyanya kujeka: tarenda yangu yekunyengetedza kana chivimbiso chechipo chinobva kune zvakasimba.
"Zvakanaka, kubva mukuzvininipisa iwe haungafi!" - haana kukanganisa kundirova ini mukuru, iye aimbova mukomana waunodzidza naye uye shamwari. "Ndizvo chete, chinhu chakaipa, ndakanga ndisingazivi kukubvisa iwe."
- Hungu, ndicho chikonzero ndakasarudza kuti zvingave zvisingabatsiri kuti ndive murudo, - joked mukupindura. Ndakatarisa paawa rangu uye ndainetseka: pasina gumi ndinofanira kumira pamusuo webasa rekuti Irina anoshanda. Nenzira yakanaka, ndaiva nenguva. Pachinhu ichocho, ndakanga ndatova pfupi zvishoma. Hespisha akatarisana nemahwindo ezvitoro uye akafunga kuti zvichida nhasi ndichawana kugamuchirwa nemusikana wandinoda kuti adye pa cafe.
Ndakasangana naye mavhiki maviri akapfuura pamutambo neshamwari. Uye kubva pandakaona izvi zvisinganzwisisiki brunette, ndakataura naye mazwi mashomanana, ndakanga ndisingafungi kune mumwe munhu. Akaitawo zvishoma, dzimwe nguva zvaiita sekuti musikana wacho anongopukunyuka. Ndakabvunza shamwari dzangu nezveshamwari itsva, uye pandakaziva kuti akanga asina murume kana mukomba, ndakasarudza kumurwira!

Kuna "kwete" kutarisa neminwe yako . Kazhinji zvinoreva kuti mumwe munhu anoda nguva yekufunga. Izvi ndizvo zvakaita Irina akaona "kwete" apo iye akatanga kumugadzirira kuenda kuma cinema, yemitambo kana yokudyira. Ndakanga ndisina kufara uye, nenzira yepanyama, handina kurega. Mushure mezvose, ndakadzidza mutemo wegoridhe wezvokutengeserana zvakanaka: nguva inotevera iwe unoda kuuya nemupiro unofadza ... Kubvira ipapo, zuva rega rega rega rechitanhatu manheru, ndakaonekwa pasi pechitoro nemaruva. Ndakatanga nerimwe rosi, ndichiwedzera maruva maviri. Nhasi chakanga chakave chikafu chikuru.
- Ndiwe zvakare ?! Akashamiswa Irina.
"Ndakapikira kuti handingamboregi," ndakati, ndokumupa maruva.
"Iwe wakasindimara ..." Ira akazunungusa musoro wake, asi iye achiri kutora maruva.
"Nhasi ndakanzwa izvi kubva kune mumwe mukadzi," akaseka, achinyarara.
"Saka handisi ndoga?" Iwe une zvizhinji zvekuchiva here?
- O, ndine vakadzi vazhinji vanoziva! Asi! Iwe chete unokokwa kune rimwe zuva. Zvimwe-zvekare, nyaya dzebhizimisi ... - Uye ... Saka, ini ndoga ndakanga ndisina ruzivo?
- Kusiyana naizvozvo ... saka unobvumirana kudya neni? - Ndakabvunza, ndarasikirwa nemoyo murefu nemashoko asina maturo.
"Zvakanaka, handizivi ..." Ira akazeza.
"Ndinovimbisa kuti ndichakuendesa kumba uye usanetseka kukumbira kapu yekofi!"

Irina akandiyera nekutenda kwekutenda, kushevedzera: - Zvakanaka, regai tiende. Uye uzive: Ndinobvumirana chete nokuti ndine nzara.
"Zvechokwadi," Ini handina kuramba. Chokwadi! Ndakanga ndashamiswa nemufaro. Zuva rakadaro rakabudirira: rombo rakanaka pane bhizimisi uye pamusana pe rudo! Chokutanga, akawana kambani inobatsira yekambani mune imwe nyaya inoratidzika yakaipa, uye ikozvino, mushure mamavhiki maviri ekukombwa, mudiwa wangu akazvipira. Tinoenda kunodya - hausi zuva? Ndakasarudza nzira yakarurama ...
Nokuda kwemucheka, achimutarisa nemeso anofadza, akasarudza ndokuti:
-Uri akanaka kwazvo, Irisha! Kunoshamisa! Ndakagomera neshungu.
"Rega!" Akazununguka.
"Ira ..." akatanga, achifunga kuti nguva yakanaka yakanga yasvika. "Ndiri kupenga pamusoro pako." Uye kana iwe ukandipa mukana ...
"Haisi pfungwa yakanaka," akavhara, achiisa parutivi vaseki ne ice cream.
- Sei? Vakakurira mukusuwa.
"Nokuti handigoni kukuda," musikana akatsanangura kudaro.
"Asi iwe haundizivi zvachose!"
"Hazvidikanwi," akazunungusa musoro uye akatarisa mumeso angu. "Ndinozviziva ini." Zvinosuruvarisa! - Kwekanguva akaramba akanyarara ndokupfuurira: - Ndinoda mumwe munhu! Kunyanya kufarira, kusagadziriswa uye kusina kubvumirana. Asi hama dzangu uye pedyo naye handina mumwe ...

Misodzi yakapenya mumeso ayo . Ndakaenda kwaari nechigaro.
"Ndine urombo, hauna kureva kukukuvadza iwe." Ndakamuendesa kumba, uye zuva rinotevera ... sezvakaitika, ndakamira nemarisi pasi pebasa. Hongu, Ira anoda mumwe munhu. Asi haagoni here kundida? Zvakafanana nokuva nekofi. Yeuka? Vanhu vanotenga izvo zvavanoshandiswa, uye vanozviona zvakanakisisa, kusvikira vaedza imwe. Ndakagadzirira musikana chipo chikuru, chaasingagoni kuramba nacho.
"Ndipei mwedzi mitatu." Kana mwoyo wako usingagumburwi, handingakutambudzi.
"Asi Max," Ira akanyarara, "Ndakatsanangura zvose zuro!" Hapana chikonzero ...
- Ikoko! Inorambwa zvishoma. "Kunzwisisa, handitsvaki chinhu kubva kwauri, asi ndinongoda iwe undizive zviri nani zvishoma."
"Zvakanaka, ngazvive," akazvigunun'una.
- Chaizvoizvo?! - Handina kutenda. Mazuva mashomanana akatevera akanga ava pedyo nekufara zvikuru muupenyu hwangu. Zvaiita sokuti, ikozvino ndinogona kushandura makomo! Takaenda kukonti yemuimbi anodikanwa Ira. Ndakanga ndisingatori matikiti, asi kuedza kwakakosha: musikana uyu akanga ari mudenga rechinomwe nemufaro. Panguva yekambani, ndakatora ruoko uye nditsvoda zvinyoro. Kushanda kwechido kwakapfuura kuburikidza nemuviri wangu. Uye Ira ... Aiwa, haana kuramba asina hanya. Pavakadzokera kumusha, ndakamukumbatira, ndokukotamisa pasi ndokuedza kumutsvoda pamiromo. Asi musikana wacho aigara achidzingwa uye munguva pfupi akanga achisuruvara.
Zvadaro takafamba takanyarara, asi pavakataura zvakanaka pamusuo, Ira akaerekana avhara bvudzi rangu.
- Hey! - Mubatisise neruoko. "Handisati ndichiri kukodzera here?"
- Ndinofanirwa. Asi handigone ...
"Haana kungogadzirira," akaramba achidzokorora. Ndakamuita zvishamiso, akanyora mazwi akanaka.

Dzimwe nguva zvakaratidzika kwandiri kuti mudikanwa anotanga kunyauka. Ini ndichiri kuda kuedza zvishomanana ... Saka, ndakasarudza rwendo rwangu rwandinoda kuParis! Ndeupi mukadzi asingarota pamusoro pazvo? Ndezvipi zvimwe rudo ringazvarwa, kana risipo? Musi weChitatu ndakapa Ira tiketi.
- Unoshamisa! Akabvuma, achizunungusa musoro wake. - Hakuna munhu akanditarisira zvakanaka kwazvo.
Uye zvakare inzwi rake rakanzwisa tsitsi.
- Uye ndakatenga mutungamiri kuParis. Isu tose tinotarisa kuburikidza naro uye tinosarudza kuti chii chaicho chatinoda kushanyira.
- Hazvidiwi. Zvisarudzire iwe pachako ...
Asi hatina kubhururuka kuParis. Zuva rakatevera, Irina akaputira nyaya.
- Mwedzi wakapfuura ndakatumira mifananidzo yeimwe yemapfekete angu kumakwikwi uye ...
- Uye chii? Akavhiringidza kushivirira.
- Uye ndakasvika kumagumo! Asi nguo yacho pachayo inofanira kuva yakagadzirira musi weMuvhuro!
"Zvakadini nerwendo?" Paris?
"Ndine urombo." Inzwi rake rakabva rava nemhosva. "Ndingazvidzorera here?"
- Iwe haugoni! Ndakatotenga matikiti, ndakachengetwa hotera!
- Ndichadzorera mari yako. Nditendei, kushanyira France nderota yangu. Asi handikwanisi kurega pamakwikwi kana! Ndakanga ndichida kwazvo kubudirira! Uyu ndiwo mukana wokuva muumbi! Vanokunda vanobhadharwa pamusorosoro weFashion House. Unonzwisisa here?
- Hongu, hongu ... Kwete, kwete ...
Pakupera kwevhiki ndakaenda kune imwe nzvimbo yeAra. Asi akanga asina nguva. Aine simba, ane ruvara uye unyanzvi hunokosha mumaziso ake ... Handina kumuziva nenzira iyo. Uye angada here kutaura nechido chakafanana pamusoro pekuenda kuParis ?!

Ichi chaiva kutanga kwemugumo. Asi, hongu, ndakanzwisisa izvi chete neMugovera. Ira akandikokera kumabiko akarongedzwa nevarongeri vemakwikwi. Pakukwirira kwemadekwana, murume akareba, akapfekedzwa akapfeka akaswedera kwatiri, ane chivimbo zvikuru uye anofadza. Razwi rake rinodedera rinodedera. Akanga achitaura naye mune imwe inzwi risingazivikanwi, achitarisa nemafungiro akadaro kuti ndakanga ndisati ndarota. Mumeso omusikana akafadzwa nechido uye kunamatwa. Aive achinyemwerera uye achinyengera. Apo murume wacho akakumbira ruregerero akatibva kwatiri, akamutarisira kwenguva refu.
- Ndizvozvo! Ndakataura nechivimbo.
"Chii?" Irina akabvunza asingafungi, akatarisa kumashure kwemurume uyu nenzira yevanhu vazhinji.
"Ndiye iye ..." akadzokorora nerunyararo.
Panguva ino, haana kumboita. "Ndinofanira kuitei? Ndaifunga kuti ndine feverishly.
- Ndinofanira kuitei? Akabva aisa girazi nemucheka usina kupera patafura, akabvisa jasi rake kubva mune jasi rekushongedza ndokubuda. Ira haana kuonekwa asingaoni.
Akandiidza pakati peusiku.
"Max, wakamboenda kupi?" Akaregerei kusiya zvakakurumidza kudaro? Uye haana kunyange kutaurira ...
"Ndakangosiya iwe woga." Iwe waida, hauna iwe? - haana kuvanza kutsamwa mukati nehafu nekuora mwoyo.
- Chii? Wakagumburwa here? Akanga achishamisika.
"Ndangobva ndaona kuti hamuzombotarisa kwandiri nenzira yandakatarisa kwaari nhasi," akabvuma zvakanyanya. "Kunyange kana ndikawana nyeredzi kubva mudenga, kana zuva rimwe nerimwe ndichaita feat." Handizove mukuru uye anodiwa kupfuura iye ...
Ira akarara kweminiti, saka asina kunyora uye asingatenderi akaedza kupikisa.
"Ndine urombo kana uchikwanisa," akadaro achinyunyutira. "Uye kangamwira zvinhu zvose!"
"Iwe hauna chinhu chokukumbira ruregerero," ndakataura zvakanyanya. "Iwe wakandiudza pakarepo."

Asi ini ndakanga ndisingadi kutenda . Saka iwe unondiregerera ... Handina kureva kuti chii. Kunyange zvazvo aiziva chikanganiso chaakaita. Akapindura kumanzwiro ake sechigadzirwa chinoda kutengeswa zvakanaka, izvo zvinoreva kuti zvakanaka kutengesa. Akazvinyengedza pachake, achifunga kuti nokutsungirira uye kutsungirira ndinogona kukunda musikana wangu anodiwa nenzira imwecheteyo sezvandaida kuisa zvibvumirano zvinodiwa. Naive, kana kuti pane kuzvivimba, anogona kunyatsofunga kuti rudo rwemurume iyeye Ira ruchadzorera manzwiro kwandiri nokuti bedzi inobatsira kubva mune zvenyika maonero? Asi ndakakanganwa kuti manzwiro haasi zvinhu. Uye kunyange, zvichida, iye akapa zvakawanda kupfuura murume uyo mwoyo waIrish wakarova, iye akangorasikirwa neupenzi hwake. Rimwe remazuva aya zvakare ndakaona firimu yangu yaidiwa. Ndakaseka nemwoyo wose pamutambo weAbdulov uye Farada, ndakayemura vateereri, asi panguva ino ini, zvichida, ndinobvumirana neCount Count Cagliostro uye ini ndinobvuma kuti handigone kukamanikidzwa kuda. Hapana "chimiro cherudo" - kune rudo rukuru ...