Gore negore musi waFebruary 23, vagari vose veRussia vanopa mutero kune avo avo vakashinga kudzivirira nyika yavo kubva kune vavengi, uye kune avo vose, vari murugare, vanoramba vachishanda, vachichengeta denga rakachena pamusoro pemisoro yavo. Pamwe nevarwi vehondo vakashinga uye varwi vane mbiri mazuva ano, vongai vakomana vaduku nevakomana vaduku avo vachiri kuve vadziviriri veZimbabwe. Pakupera kwechando, chikoro chechikoro chechikoro uye zvikoro zvinozvibatanidza zvikwangwani nenziyo, mitambo, nhetembo uye zvinonyadzisa. Muchikamu chimwe nechimwe chebasa, vakadzi vanotenda varume, kuronga boka duku, kugadzirira zvipo zvepakutanga. Asi iyo inonyanya kuzivikanwa pakati pezvipo inzvimbo inonakidza musi waFebruary 23 kune vashandi.
Mifananidzo shoma yenguva yezororo musi waFebruary 23 muchikwereti
Mamiriro ezvinhu matinee musi waFebruary 23 muchikwereti, nguva dzose zviri nyore, kunzwisisa uye kufara. Vana vakaoma kunzwisisawo zvakadzama uye zvakakomba ruzivo, naizvozvo huwandu hwechiitiko chacho hunosanganisira kuvaraidza uye kuvaraidzwa navo. Pane nzvimbo dzakaoma uye nziyo dzinosuruvarisa dzinotanga vana muzvinhu zvinonakidza zvidhaflage zvipfeko zvinobatanidzwa mumitambo nemakwikwi, fungidzira zvipfeko uye kuratidza mifananidzo shoma pamusoro pezororo musi waFebruary 23. Muzviitiko zvakawanda, mutsara wacho ndewepfupi uye wakareruka. Asi kunyange vanobvumira vana kuti vazvinzwe sechikamu chinokosha chevanhu, vadziviriri chaivo veBabaland. Zviitiko zvinonakidza zvevadzidzi vepakutanga musi waFebruary 23 zvinosanganisira kunyanya zvinyorwa zvinyorwa uye zvakagadzirirwa nhamba shomanana yevanhu. Mifananidzo yakanakisisa inogona kuverengwa kubva kwatiri kana kuonekwa pavhidhiyo.
Mapoka emakwenzi evana kumakinee musi waFebruary 23
- Mamiriro ezvinhu "Pakuraira komukuru." Mupepeti anodana vashoma vatevedzeri vanozoita zvakajeka zviito zvakuchiva: "Zvakanyatsosimuka, vakazvibatanidza pamwe chete, mapende kune mumwe nomumwe akatambanudzwa. Inobata kumativi, mberi, shure-kutendeuka! Squat uye simuka, maoko kusvikira padenga tinowana. Iye zvino patinofamba, tinosimudza makumbo edu! Varwi, mirai! Kamwe kamwe kana kaviri, mutambo wacho wapera! "
- Chiitiko che "Musikana wechipiri". Vasikana veboka rekare vanodzidza mazwi akafanoita kuti vafadze vatana vane ndima dzinonakidza pazororo:
Isu tiri girly vasikana, tine zvakawanda zvinonakidza pamusoro pevakomana, tiri chastushki . O, vasikana, tarisai, Vanya akaita ndege, Saka, iye achava pivha ndokuenda kutiza! O, vasikana, tarisai, Aiwa, zvikepe zvipi Sasha akaitwa pamapepa, Kwete chimwe, asi zvitatu! O, vasikana, tarisai, tora yaKolya yakatora, Kutora kwake kune vose varume Mukirasi yedu yakaratidza! Zvakanaka, Kolya anova tankman, Saka, ngazvive saizvozvo, Muhondo yedu, nyika yeRussia Yakatendeseka yekushandira! Nhasi tinoda kukoshesa ushamwari, Chengetedza miganhu yedu, Honest Motherland kuti ishumire! Mifananidzo inonakidza naFebruary 23 kubva kuvasikana kuvakomana
Kakawanda pamakontikoro echikoro akazvitsaurira kusvika February 23, vasikana vanoita zvidhori zvinonakidza zvevakomana, kuitira kuti vazvikorokotse nenzira yepakutanga, uye vashandise zvisina maturo. Asi usati wasarudza chimwe chiitiko chekudzidza, unofanira kunyatsosarudza:
- Kutanga, chiitiko musi waFebruary 23 hachifaniri kunge chakanyanya kureba, zvisinei kuti vateereri vangave vachinetseka. Asi panguva imwecheteyo, kubudisa zvishoma kwakanyanya kuchaita benzi uye kusagadzikana;
- Chechipiri, chiitiko chinonakidza chekuratidzira mumasvingo echikoro hachigoni kuva nemashoko anonyadzisa, mazano asina kunaka kana kutaura zvisina kunaka. Chinyorwa ichi chinogona kuva chemazuva ano, asi chinonzi censored;
- Chechitatu, kunyange kana chiitiko ichi chiitwa nenzira yekunyadzisa kwevakomana vanobva mukirasi, haifaniri kunge inogumbura. Kunyadzisa kunyoresa hazviitike kuonekwa sevanoita mhemberero yekubudirira kunobudirira;
- Chechina, chiyero chechirongwa chechiitiko chekambani paFebruary 23 chinogona kusanganisa kubva pa3 kusvika kune vanhu 7. Kana pane zvakawanda kana zvishoma, kutaura kwacho kunokanganisa kusakanganisika. Muhuwandu hwevanhu, mazwi, zviito uye majee, kunyange mutungamiriri ari nyore kuvhiringidzika. Sei uchitaura pamusoro pevateereri;
Kana zvisina kudaro, hapana mimwe mitemo. Chero ipi zvayo yakakodzera musoro wehurukuro pamusoro pehurukuro ichave yakakodzera panguva yezororo musi waFebruary 23, kana yakasarudzwa nemweya, nechishuwo chekudzidza nekuratidzwa nemufaro.
Chiitiko chinonakidza "Vasikana vatatu pasi pehwindo"
Vanhu: vasikana vatatu, vanotungamira
Props: kadhibhodi koshniki, wigs nemashira, marefu maketi.
Hondo: Vanasikana vatatu pasi pehwindo vairota manheru ...
1я Mhandara: Pakarepo pakukwanisa kuroorwa, kuneta kwevasikana zvakananga!
2ya Maiden: Ini chete ndaigona kubuda ini handina kuva!
3 Maiden: Ndaienda kune bhizimisi, semurusvingo rwematombo! Mukwasha wangu akanga achida amai vangu, asi ndaiwana kupi?
Mhandara 1: Zvakanaka, ini zvechokwadi ndingadai ndakaroora mukepe! Uye paaifamba mugungwa, ndairarama ndisingazivi kurwadziwa!
2 Mhandara: Hapana mufambisi wengarava nhasi, hazvisi nyore! Izvozvo zvaizoenda mberi kwemauto - zvakasimba, zvinoshamisa! Ndaifara nemurume akaoma sedombo.
3 Maiden: Takarota, vasikana ... Vose varume vakanga vanyengedzwa, vairara pamubhedha uye vanoyemura bhora!
Hondo: O, huduku uhwu, Hese iwe hausati waroora! Mukukurukurirana, rega ndiende? Ndinoziva kuti varume vacho varipi! Kwete imwe, kwete mbiri, kwete matatu ...
Maidens (chorus): Ari kupi ?! Taura !!!
Kutungamira (kunoratidzwa mune varume vakagara muimba): Tarisai pano: pano varume pane kana! Kwete varwi - saka chii? Chifananidzo chose chakanaka! Mune munhu kune hanzvadzi yake ...
1ya Musikana (anomhanya kune mumwe wevarume): Chur, ndinotora!
2ya Maiden (anomhanya kune mumwe): Ndakada iyi!
Ziya Maiden (kune wechitatu): Uyu ainyemwerera kwandiri!
(Vakadzi pamwe chete): Vose varume vakanaka, Zororo rakarurama ye mweya!
Moderator: Vasikana, mava pedyo - nhasi iholide, uye iyi ihovha yevarume vedu vakanaka! Wakasimba, akashinga, akasindimara uye anozvivimba. Saka, ngativongerei kubva pamwoyo (uye nzira inoenda pamwoyo yevanhu vanoreva nhema) iwe unoziva, kuburikidza nedumbu!)
Mifananidzo yehurukuro dzechiuto musi waFebruary 23 kuchikoro
Kunakidza mimhanzi kana zviitiko zvakaratidzwa pamisoro yehondo zvicharamba zvichibatsira pachikoro chemanheru mukukudza kwaFebruary 23. Vanobvumira varume kuti vanzwe kwenguva pfupi chikamu chehondo huru uye yakasimba, kuti vanzwe majee ebasa remauto paganda ravo pachavo. Mukuwedzera, nekubatsirwa kwemashoko ekudzivirira emashure musi waFebruary 23, unogona kunyatsoisa chikwata chechikoro kune chinyorwa chakanaka, kune imwe nhamba chaiyo.
Mamiriro ezvinhu "Dzidzo yehondo"
Vanhukadzi : Captain (C), mudzimai waKapiteni (F), Ensign (P), Sergeant (SR), Svondo (C) Mureza wacho unopinda mumisasa uye unotarisa mufananidzo: musoja ari kubuda, uye sergeant amire pamusoro pake uye achiverenga. P: Sergeant, chii chiri kuitika? Sei uchicheka? Aive ari mushandi pachake here? Kana ndakakanganwa kuti ndakaita sei kuti ndizvigadzirire kumapuranga. Zvakanaka, tora kusimbisa kurara pasi: imwe, mbiri, imwe, mbiri ... Sergeant inomira kubva pasi. Mutungamiri anopinda muimba yemauto uye anotarisa mufananidzo: sergeant iri kubuda, uye mureza wacho umire pamusoro pake uye anotenda. K: Zvakanaka, mira! Chii chiri kuitika? P: Shamwari Captain ... K: Nyarara! Ndinoziva kuti iwe uchangondiimbira iye zvino. Mukati ye "Hondo uye Rugare" iwe unonyora. Iye zvino tichaderedza matarenda ako. Kusimbiswa ndekukutora: imwe, mbiri, imwe, mbiri ... Chirevo chinonyangadza chinoteerera mutemo. Mukadzi anopinda muimba yemauto uye anotungamira kumukuru mukuru ane danho rakasimba. W: O, ndiko kwaanoenda. Ndiri kumirira kumba, cutlets kwechitatu, ndinobika ketheni, uye inofarirwa. Saka kwete, kuita mari kana kuita chimwe chinhu kumba! Cooled. K: Lus, saka ndiri kumutsa musoja. W: Ndichakudzidzisa iwe zvino. Kusimbiswa kunoiswa: imwe, mbiri, imwe, mbiri ... Mutungamiri anotengesa.
Nzvimbo dzinonakidza-dzinofananidzwa kune vashandi pamwe naFebruary 23
Nhau uye zviitiko-zvinonzwisisika zvepati yevamwe pamwe navo musi waFebruary 23 zvinowanzogadzirirwa kambani yakakura kana huru yevanhu vakuru. Zvizhinji zvezvo zvinyorerwa mhemberero dzakadaro, asi dzinokodzera chero nguva yese yekuseka neshamwari. Zvizhinji zvezviitiko zve "Cowboy Joe", "Turnip", "Shuttle taxi" inofungidzirwa zvachose pasi rose, uye, pasinei nekushayikwa kwemanzwiro ehondo, yakakosha kupemberera musi waFebruary 23. Zviratidzo zvakadaro-zvinokonzerwa hazvirevi kutanga kugadzirira kana zvimwe zvidzidzo zvakare. Hazvirevi hazvo kupfeka, asi zvimwe zvinhu uye zvigadzirwa zvinogona kuwedzera kune varaidzo uye kukurudzira ushingi.
Chiitiko chinonakidza musi waFebruary 23 "zvigaro zvitanhatu"
Zviratidzo zvitanhatu zvinosarudzwa kuitira mutambo. Munhu wese anopiwa kadhi nemashoko. 6 zvigaro zvakagadzika misana yavo mudenderedzwa, vatori vechikamu vanogara pazvigaro. Ani naani anonzwa mumutsara wevatungamiri zita rehupenyu hwake, anomhanya-svetuka denderedzwa achikomberedza zvigaro uye anotaura mazwi ake. Pazwi rokuti "zororo" vese vatori vechikamu vanomhanya vakakomba zvigaro pamwechete.
Vanhu: - Mukadzi - Achiri kutenga chipo!
- Munhu - Tinofanirwa nazvo!
- Basa - Hongu, ini ndichamirira!
- Vodka - Inguva yekudurura, kudira!
- Hora - Hooray, zorora!
- February - Oh, se dune!
Mutungamiri wenyaya:
Munyika yedu HOLIDAYS vanoda zvinhu zvose: VANHU nevakadzi, kunyanya mune kambani yakanaka mushure mebasa, pasi pekampu, hongu pasi peGIFT. Mushure meZvondo Idzva Idzva, pane mutsara weVANHU vakasiyana uye vanoparadzanisa VAMWE VEMVHIDHI.
Nokudaro, mune ZVINOKUDZIRA vanhu vanowanzopemberera MHURI YAVARI, tanga, sezvainogara, MUBASA REFEBRUARY 22: Vakadzi vanofadza VANHU, kunyange VODKI, maziso, haadururi. Asi ikozvino musi wa23 FEBRUARY, varume vane HOLIDAY chaiyo, uye hazvidi kuendesa kushanda, uye mutambo, chinyorwa, neVODKA, uye vose VAMWE vanopoteredza kupa zvipo, kunaka. Kwete hupenyu, asi VHEDIDAY!
Vadikanwi varume vedu, tinokukwazisai nezvakanaka MUZHYM HOLIDAY kubva musi wa23 FEBRUARY, tinokumbira iwe kubudirira muBASA RAKO uye hupenyu hwako, VAMWE vari muimba, ndinofunga kuti vachanditsigira, kuti zvingava zvakanaka kune utano hweVANHU, uye mukukudza HOLIDAY kunwa girazi-imwe VODKA !! !! Hooray!
Zvikoro zvevamwe varume vanobva kune vakadzi kubva paFebruary 23
March 8 neFebruary 23, gurai rimwe boka muzvikamu zviviri. Munhu wokutanga kupinda mumutambo ndiro boka revakadzi. Vasikana, vasikana nevakadzi vanofanira kuoma uropi, kuratidza pamusoro pechipo chakanaka chevarume. Chii chavanonyatsoda? Banal socks ne foam yekuveura ndebvu kana kuti zvipi zvitiketi zvechipo uye sechiyeuchidzo chinese? Zvichida, chipo chinopfurikidza kune vashandi kubva kune varume kusvika kune vakadzi musi waFebruary 23 inoratidzika mutsara nemashiripiti anonyengedza uye anonyadzisa.
Chikamu "Chipo chevarume musi waFebruary 23"
Vadzidzi : hafu yevakadzi yeboka rekushanda - O, vasikana, zvichida taigona kuvatenga zvigaro zvemasokisi anodziya? - Nonsense, varume vanopfeka masokisi mamwechete kune masango pazvitsitsinho zviviri. Asi iwe unoziva sei, iwe hausati waroora. - Tingagona kupa mhuru here? "Ndakafunga chimwe chinhu." Muhofisi yekambani yegore rapera, maorivhi akazarurwa muchitini anogona. Kwehafu yenguva, iyi madhirairi yakakwana, uye ipapo tichazotenga huni. - Uye zvichida ipapo manicure yakagadzirirwa? "Ndeipi imwe yakagadzirirwa?" Vakomana vedu vane chinhu chimwechete-manyore - mazino epamberi. - Uye kana kubhadhara kune simulator? - Sei, kuvhara varume vedu vechiratidzo choga chekuita zvepabonde uye zvepabonde - dumbu doro? - Zvakanaka, zvakadini nezvipo? Ngatifungei zvavanoda chaizvo. "Chii ichocho!" Sneakers, somuenzaniso. Asi ivo vakadaro kuitira kuti vakwane zvakaenzana mumatambo nemutambo. Imwe banga rekicheni yekubika kubika. Bvisa chikamu chesausage, chichikanda pamusoro pechingwa, ndokudurura mayonnaise - uye yakagadzirira! Hammer. Asi hazvisi zvayo, asi yakarurama. Kuminwe haina kuwira. Uye kana akazozvipikisa. Handkerchief ne self-cleaning cleaning function. Kana kuti chikafu chinokwana. Asi haisi nyore, asi muridzi we sneakers uye ari kure kureta console. - Zvakanaka, chii chawakanyanyiswa? Tiri vanhu vakanaka! - Saka, tipei kutarisirwa uye rudo. Iko nguva dzose mumutengo uye mumafashoni. Nhamba yaFebruary 23 ndeyekunyengedza uye isingakoshi kwechiitiko chezororo neZuva re Defender of the Fatherland. Zvechokwadi, pane musiyano mukuru pakati pevanhu vakuru vhidhiyo yevarume vanobva kune vamwe pamwe chete uye zviratidzo zvevana zvevakomana vari kuchikoro uye chegergergen. Asi panguva imwechete imwe neimwe yega haina kujairika, inonakidza uye inofara nenzira yayo pachayo.