Kubata rallies of friends, shamwari kana vashandi pamusangano hausi nguva dzose inogoneka uye yakakodzera. Asi sms inonakidza kubva musi waApril 1 nehutano hwemifananidzo - hutano hwakanakisisa hwekufadza vose vashandi uye shamwari chaiyo. Uchishandisa mazwi mashoma akajeka, hazvisi zvakaoma kufadza mweya wako. Zvichava zvinofadza kune mudiwa kuti agamuchire sms kubva kumusikana kana mudzimai wake ane joke akanaka uye ane mutsa. Pakati pemafungiro anofungidzirwa pakuswededza vanhu vari pedyo uye mienzaniso yekushandisa sms kuseka, unogona kuwana mhinduro dzinofadza dzezuva rinofadza rechirongwa.
Nhamba yeSvondo yekutanga nejokes kubva munaEpril 1 - kune shamwari neshamwari
Mienzaniso yemaSms kuseka musi waApril 1 yevamwe shamwari uye vanozivana navo
Iko kunakidza shamwari neshamwari vanogona kutaridzirwa nemashoko nemashoko ekutanga. Inogona kuva chivimbo mumhosva dzisina mhosva, chido chemhanho uye mufaro kubva pane nyeredzi. Iwe unogona kushandisa uye zvidimbu, umo iyo nyanzvi inosangana nevarindi vekuraira. Kune mhando dzakasiyana-siyana uye zvadzidza mienzaniso yakarongwa, munhu anogona kuwana "mavhiri" ekutungamirira kune umwe neumwe wevanozivana navo.Iwe unoda mumiririri akatendeka munyika yako. Mutero wakanaka. Kubva kwamuri: kunyarara uye kugona kwemabasa asina maturo uye asina maturo.
Izwi remari yako yeVkontakte rinopera mumazuva maviri. Tinokukumbira iwe kuti uwane imwe itsva.
Zvakanaka, uri kupi? Ndakanga ndakamirira iwe! Uyai nokukurumidza, kana basa rangu richadzoka nokukurumidza. Ndatopera!
Inzwa, tsvaka iwe unoda kutenga tangi .. Ndine imwe pano ... Call, poke ..
Mharidzo yepakutanga yeSMS nejokes naApril 1 - neshamwari
Zvimwe zvisingaoneki mameseji nemajokisi zvinokurudzirwa kutumira panguva apo munhu achiri kushanda kana kungomuka, anoenda kumba munzira yapasi kana mubhasi. Kugamuchira mharidzo yepakutanga mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro kuchaita kuti awedzere. Asi zvino kushamiswa kuchapfuura, uye chiso chemupiki chichave chakavezwa nekumwemwerera.Iwe une mukana wekutamba maniac mune purogiramu yangu! Muchiitiko chacho zvichange zvakadikanwa kundikwevera nevhudzi, tsvina kudana, kurova chiso changu.
Nhai! Ndine musikana akadaro muhwindo rakatarisana ... iye anonyadzisa, famba kwandiri nokukurumidza! Uye tora binoculars.
Tine urombo, takavhuna pombi. Hatigone kusvika kwauri. Sezviri pachena, takakugutsa. Kugadzirisa kubatsira. Usafunganya. Vavakidzani.
Hello. Iwe wakanyorera kubasa "Zvepabonde neSMS." Mharidzo kubva kuna Natasha: Dear, ini ndopiswa. Ndine mink hat, chipfeko chehombodo, katatu mashizha, mazamu maviri, mabhoti uye hapanazve! Uye chii chawakapfeka?
Mharidzo yeSMS inopfupi uye inonakidza kubva munaEpril 1 - yevashandi pamwe chete
Mashoko anonyadzisa e-SMS musi waApril 1 kune vashandi
Iwe unogona kunyange kufara nevamwe vako muSms kuburikidza kusava paZuva reKuseka pabasa. Somuenzaniso, mharidzo inonakidza inogona kutumirwa panguva yemasikati kana kusati yasvika, shure kwekuguma kwezuva. Uye iwe unogona kutamba mitambo inofadza muhofisi: "flip" SMS mazuva ose.Uchadzoka rini ini $ 500? Pamwe mangwana, kana ndiri kushandisa zvigadziriswa ..
Simbura chidzitiro kunze uye enda kunze mukati memukamuri! Handigoni kukuona!
Dear viewer! Tichakutarisa kuti udzokere purogiramu "Malakhov +". Takafarira chaizvo remakemikari ako emakemikari kune fractures. Tiri kumirira!
Nhoroondo yako yechikwereti inotitengesa. Iwe une mhaka yekunyengera.
Muchidimbu SMS neSvondo 1 yevashandi pamwe chete
Zvakanaka maitiro April 1 zvinogona kubvunzwa kwete vashandi pamwe chete, asiwo avo vanotungamira, vakuru. Iwe unongoda kuve nechokwadi kare kuti vane pfungwa yakanakisisa yekuseka uye kutumira mameseji eSMS haazokonzeri kukakavadzana nevashandi pamwe navo kana skew maziso kumunhu anotumira tsamba.Kwemaawa makumi maviri akapfuura, watumira mharidzo yakawandisa yeSMS, ndicho chikonzero chekwereti yeaitereti yako yakaputika. Tinomanikidzwa kuvhara kivharo yekiki yefoni yako kwemazuva matatu pakarepo mushure mekuvharwa kwemashoko. Ndinokutendai nokuda kwekunzwisisa kwenyu.
SMS notification. Iwe wakagamuchira peji ye 102kg. Chikumbiro kubva pana 9-16 kusvika kune post office kuti amutore.
Foni yako yakatengeswa munyika isiri pamutemo. Chikande muchombo chiri pedyo kana kuti shandisa purogiramu inoparadza, uchidanidzira mukati mehubhu chero shoko chero ripi zvaro.
Sawa, Ndinoda kukutendai nokuda kwekupa kwenyu kune kuwanikwa nekubatsirwa mukuchengeta mhando dzisingawaniki, dzangangotaridzika dzemhirizhonga - hibiscus mumba mako.
Mapenzi anonyanya kufarira kubva munaApril 1 - sei kushamisika mweya wako mate?
Mienzaniso yemasimusi nemajokisi musi waApril 1 wemudiwa
Zvakanaka kufara hafu yako yechipiri uye kungofadza munhu waunoda achakubatsira zvakanaka kusarudza majee. Pakati pezvirongwa zvinoratidzwa, hapana chakaoma kuwana magwaro ezvakanaka zvose:Nhai! Ndinoda kukuyeuchidza kuti ndinofanira kugadzirisa dhivhesi yehutachiona, zvisinei kuti ini nokukurumidza ndicharwara ndofa!
Anodiwa, iwe uchatotanga kundizivisa kuna amai vangu rini? Yatova mwedzi wechitatu!
Makamera edu akanyorwa nhanho yekufamba mumugwagwa: pane nzvimbo yakagadzirirwa 5 km / h uri kutamira pamhanya we15 km / h. Chimwe chemazana makumi mapfumbamwe achabviswa kubva pachiyero chefoni yako.
Tichasangana panzvimbo yedu mumatanda, uko muti uri .. Pachava nemafuta eE, gentle Dev uye achifara kutamba! Troubadours akavimbisa mimhanzi.
Congratulations! Iwe wakunda musikana gypsy mu lottery! Kana iwe usingatori mubairo mukati memazuva gumi nemana, tichazotumira musasa wose!