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Amai vamwene vauya kumukwasha wemwana avete pasi pa sofa nezvibvumirano:
"Ndiudze, unoveteiko?" Iyo fence yawa, iyo yakateurwa ichiwa, denga repamusoro, uye iwe unogona kunge une henna! "Ndizvo zvangu here?" Ndinoda here? Zuva rakatevera amai vamwene vangu vanotsamwira mukwambo wangu zvakare: "Unogona kureva nhema kusvikira rini?" Iyo munda uri kupfuura, hwindo haritauri, suo rave rakanyanyisa! Muroora, asingasimuki kubva kune sofa, anonyangadza: "Ndizvo zvangu here?" Ndinoda here? Amai vangu vanga vasingakwanisi kumira, vakamhanyira kumusha weSoviet, vakanyora zvinhu zvose kumukwasha wavo, vakashandisa kwaari nemagwaro: "Ikoko!" Zvose zvakanyorwa kwauri, enda uye kugadzirisa, chakarurama! Mukwezvara, paakaongorora mapepa, akapindura nenzira imwecheteyo yenyangadza: "Ndizvo zvako here?" Unoda here? *** Amai vake vauya kumwanasikana wake, vakamhanya nemunwe wake pamabhazifu, muimba yekamuri, vakaratidza guruva ndokuti: - Zvakanaka, mwenga, unorangarira chero chirevo here? (Panguva imwe chete anofunga kuti muroora wake achayeuka chimwe chinhu se "Utsanana ndicho chivimbo chehutano".) Muroora-mhinduro anopindura: - Chokwadi, ndinorangarira. - Chii? "Nguruve inowanzowana tsvina!" *** Mukadzi anoti kumurume wake: - Amai vangu vanogadzirira mumba, vanogona kutamira kwatiri here? Tichazvidzivirira kwemwedzi kana maviri. "Takapedza mavhiki maviri naamai vako paainge achisvibisa mapuropa, taitarisira mwedzi wako amai apo vavakidzani vake vaine mafashamo, zvino-zvakare?" Iwe ungachengetedza amai vako zvakadini? *** - Abrama, iwe unogona kurumbidzwa here? Pakupedzisira, amai vamwene vako vakafa here? "Wakawanepi izvi?" - Ndaifamba kupfuura imba yake, pedo nevanopinda maiva nebhokisi revhavha. "Izya, ndirikukumbira." Muchivanze chepasi 9, gorosi rimwe nerimwe rine 4 matumba. Oo, iyi ndiyo lotto yakadaro! *** Mukadzi wechiJudha ane hanya anochema kubva mubhandi: - Semochka, enda kumba nokukurumidza! "Amai, chii ichi?" Ndiri kupisa here? - Kwete, Semochka, iwe unoda kudya!
*** - Sekuru, tarira iwe wakwegura, uye waroora musikana muduku. Iwe uchafa, asi iye achagara. "Zviri nani kugara pane zvisiri izvo!" *** Baba vangu vakauya kuna chiremba ndokuti: - Chiremba, ndiri kukwezva. - Sekuru, iwe uri nemakore mangani? "Makumi masere." - Wakazorora here? -No. - Uye pa60? -No. - Saka iwe unofanira kudii? *** Muhofisi, muongorori anozarura musuo uye vanhu vanobva mumugwagwa mumugodhi vanzwa chiremba achitaura nemurwere akapfuma. - Chiremba, ndine mhute yakasuruvara, maronda uye nzeve, kukohwa kunotanga. - Iwe unofanirwa kuenda kunzvimbo yakasviba pajecha muEgypt kana kuMediterranean. Zvokudya zvinofanira kusimbiswa: salmon, caviar, marbled yenguruve. Pamichero inotonhorera inotsamira: chinanaini, mango, bhanana. Ipapo ambuya vanobva mumugwagwa vanopinda muhofisi nemashoko anoti: "O, chiremba, ndine chinhu chimwechete: nzeve, huro, uye kukwegura!" Iniwo ndinofanira kuenda kuEgypt. Chiremba akamutarisa kubva pasi pehuma yake: "Uye iwe, mbuya, sura nzeve dzako muchekecheche yako uye usakurumidza kupoteredza musha!" *** Whiteguard mukuru, akagara pachigaro chechikwata, achisungirira chifukidzo chembambo, munhu akabatwa Red Army ari kutungamirirwa kwaari uye vanobvunza kuti: "Chii chaunofanira kuita nezvazvo?" - Shoot. Taura, tora zvinotevera: - Uye nazvo chii chaunofanira kuita? - Shoot. Uye izvi zvakadururwa. Tungamira wechitatu: - Uye apa ndeipi? - Kuti kupfura zvakare. Pakarepo kamwe Red Army murume akachema achiti: "Handizvo, handidi!" Handidi! Mutariri - kumasoja: - Izvi hazvidi kuti zvidhindwe. - Uye nei pasina nguva? "Zvakanaka, unoona: haadi."
*** Murume ari kugara muimba yekare. Pausiku akasimuka, akafamba parutivi rwekamuri, uye kwaari mweya. Maoko anozunguza, achiedza kutyisa, nenzwi rinotyisa anoti: - Uh-uh! Ndiri mweya wakaipa, ndinogara muimba iyi kwemazana mazana matatu! Munhu, anofara: - O, sei kubwinya! Iwe unogona kunge uchiziva kuti chimbudzi chii! *** Varimi vanoenda kudondo kune mushwa. Zvisinganzwisisiki zvakatanga kusviba, kudonha kwemvura, uye varimi vakarasika nzira yake. Zvinotyisa, kwete mweya wakakomberedza. Akafuratira uye akabuda achienda kunotsvaga. Anoona kuti kune motokari, hakuna mumwe mairi. Ndichagara pasi, -ndiri kufunga, - muchechi kumashure, ndinomirira mvura. Pakarepo motokari yakatanga kufamba yakanyarara. Murume uyu akawira pachigaro kubva pakutya, agere, achidedera, asiya musango, munzira yegomba. "Zvakanaka, zvose ihwamanda!" Anofunga murume wacho. Uye akatanga kutaurira hupenyu hwake. Pakarepo, ruoko rune mvere runowoneka, runobata gumbo ndokudzorera motokari kubva munzira. Kune muzhik yakava yakanyanya kutyisa. Dhiya iri mberi kwemakuva. Iyo motokari inofamba yakananga ku crypt. -Taura, ikozvino zvechokwadi - pombi! Anofunga murume wacho. An-kwete! Zvakare ruoko rune mvere runotarisana nechokumucheto kwerwindo nechokumusoro uye kutengesa motokari iri kupfuura crypt. Imotokari iri kupfuura nemusha wakasiyiwa. Rima. Nenguva isipi, yakananga pamotokari inotyisa yakaremara mbuya. Murume wacho akamira kufema nekutya. Zvakare ruoko rune mvere runowoneka uye runobvira runopfuura ambuya. Muzhik akazorora nokuzorora. Ipapo motokari inomira, mutsvuku ane maoko ane mvere inotarisa mu saloni ndokubvunza varimi: - Muri kuitei pano? Murume muzwi rakatetepa, anotya: "Ini ... ini ... ini ndinogara pasi ndoenda." Mhembwe dzenguruve dzatove dzasvetuka nehasha: - Kwete, iwe unotarisa! Kwandiri motokari yaora, ndinosimudzira motokari makiromita mashanu, ini ndichange ndawana mari yake nokukurumidza, uye yakagara pasi, iri kuenda! *** Moto mukati memukati. Zvose zvakapoteredza zvinopisa. Munhu wose anodanidzira achiti: "Mvura! Mvura! "Hussar inotarisa kunze kwekorodhi uye nenzwi guru:" Uye muimba yechi15 - champagne! "