Mifananidzo yechinyorwa inowanzonyengedza uye iri kure nemunhu chaiye weimba. Uye zvakadaro, kufunga kuti runyoro rune rudo "Guveeva" rwakasimba zvakadaro, zvakaoma. Uyu mukadzi anoshamiswa nekuvimba kwake uye chinangwa. Larissa - kungoti Scarlett O'Hara wezuva ranhasi: akasimba, asingatyi hupenyu, anokwanisa kurwisana nemufaro wake, achizvida. Asi zviito izvi zvinonzwisisika: ndiye Urals Cossack, uyo akakurira mudunhu rakaoma reOrenburg.
Vanotaura kuti mumakore ekudzidzira Viktor Laura akazununguswa nekunaka kwaLara, uye nemuimbi akafanana anozivikanwa Sergei Kuryokhin akanga ane rudo rukuru. Pakazosvika 23, pamwe nemasikirwo eSoviet cinema, Larissa akatarisa mubasa rake rekutarisira kuEldar Ryazanov. "Kuda kurwisana" saka, sezviri pachena, zvicharamba zviri mufananidzo mukuru muupenyu hwake, kunyange zvazvo akatamba mune dzakawanda. Zvisinei, Guzeeva haasi kungoita chimiririri. Ndiye mukadzi anofara, achichengetedza murume wake nevana vaviri. Larissa, iwe, hongu, iwe uri kuzvimirira, asi pakutanga kwekufamba, rubatsiro rwemumwe munhu runokosha zvikuru. Mumwe munhu akakubatsira here?
Ndakazviita . Sezvakaita chirongo ichocho, akabatanidzwa mu kryvka nemukaka: akarova, akarova uye akarova mukamu omunyu. Uye kana ndiine hanya, ndakazviona, ndaona zviratidzo zvekuguma izvo zvave zvichiratidza kwandiri kubva pauduku hwangu. Handigoni kutaura kuti ndaiva nehuduku hwakanaka. Muhupenyu hwangu iyi ndiyo nguva yakaoma, yakabatana nemitemo yakawanda uye zvinorambidzwa, kutya kwevakuru, kuvimba nazvo. Ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kumira chikoro, uye ndakadzivisa udzvinyiriri hwayo nesimba rangu rese. Muchikoro chepamusoro, akatanga kupfeka zvipfeko zviduku, mavara makuru, kusvuta, akaratidzirwa mukunyadzisa. Amai vangu vaishanda semudzidzisi uye, hongu, akazviwana nokuda kwemaanati angu. Asi chaiva chechidiki kurwisana nemitemo yakatemwa. Ndakanga ndava kukwira kuchikwata chegumi kubva mukamuri apo firimu isina kisses yaiva paTV. Nokudaro, pakarepo mushure mekugamuchira chiziviso, ini ndakatiza kubva pasi pevabereki uye ndikadzinga kubva kumba. Wanga uchiuya kubva, zvichida mumakore angu emudzidzi? Zvechokwadi. Ndakabvumirana nemusangano we-avant-garde, mvuu, kazhinji panzvimbo yehurukuro dzakatumirwa ku "Saigon", imwe yemafashoni yeSt. Petersburg cafe apo vatambi vakaungana. Ndaigara ndichiedza kupfekedza mafashoni. Sekunge mugore rokutanga ndakashanda chikamu-nguva semuenzaniso, zvimwe zvezvokudya amai vangu vakandisungira. Zvadaro ndaive neshamwari nemumwe mufananisi wemafashoni, uyo akauya nemucheka wakadaro uye zvipfeko, sezvazvino Gautier anoita. Nenzira, iyewo aiva gayari. Ndaipfeka bvudzi refu kwenguva refu, ndikaisa chizvarwa cheIndia pahuma yangu uye ndakatenda kuti vanhu vakadai saLawrence Olivier naRichard Burton vakandikodzera ini. Iwe haugoni kuwana zvakavanzika zvekunaka kubva kuna Larisa Guzeeva, anokwanisa kuchengeta zvakavanzika zvake.
Ndezvipi nyeredzi dzedu dzakafanana, Mikhalkov imwe chete, wamakazonyanya kuratidzira kufungira kwakaipa muThe Cruel Romance, haina kukubvumidza iwe? Mushure mezvose, iyi idambudziko rakakomba iwe iwe naRyazanov mune avo vakaroorana.
Iwe unoziva , kunyange zvazvo ndakanga ndiri musikana asina hanya kubva kure kuSiberia, asi musoro wangu waiva munzvimbo, uye ndiani Nikita Mikhalkov, ndakanzwisisa zvakakwana. Ndinomuremekedza zvikuru. Mikhalkov - munhu akakurumbira, nyanzvi chaiye, kunze kwevanhu vakaroora - mumaziso angu akaita seasingawanikwi. Zvakare, ini nguva dzose ndaifunga kuti ini ndatova nevatengi vakakwana. Zvaiita sokuti vose varimi vanofanira kuwira patsoka dzangu uye kuratidza kushingaira kwavo. Sekushanda naye Mikhalkov akandibatsira zvikuru kutamba zviitiko zvakaoma, nokuti pamakore makumi maviri nemaviri ndakanga ndisati ndambosangana nematambudziko akadaro uye rudo rwematambudziko. Kana iri nhanho, ndaiva nerombo, hongu, asi mune izvozvi pakati pezviuru zvevakakumbira Eldar Alexandrovich akasarudza ini. Iyi haisi iyo nyaya apo musikana anokumbirwa kuti aite mufirimu, achiona achimubata pachitsiko chetrolleybus. Ndakapedza maedzo ose, kufanana nevamwe vakawanda. Ndinoyeuka ndichiuya kune studio mune jeppy jeans yakabvamburwa, ine misumire yemavara, mari ine bvudzi refu. Pandinoputa bhendi-maroon, pfira mate angu. Kazhinji, heroine rangu ramangwana harina kufanana. Ryazanov anongotarisa meso akakomberedzwa pameso angu. Asi ini ndakashambidzwa, ndakapfekedzwa, ndakapfekedzwa, uye kunze kwakashanduka zvachose.
Larissa, uye hazvisi nyore here kuti utakure mutoro webasa iri? Mushure mezvose, vazhinji vevateereri pamwe nayo vanobatana newe.
Kwete, iwe . Ndiri kufara kuti ndine chinyorwa chakadaro, vangani vanogona kuzvikudza? Uye chii nechokuti mamwe mafirimu angu hapana mumwe kunze kwangu, chaizvoizvo kuyeuka? Zvose zvandinazvo, ndakawana basa rangu chete. Zvichida, kudai ndakanga ndine hanya uye ndichigarazve, zvandaive nekugadzira zvingadai zvave zvichinyanya kubudirira. Paiva nemhando dzose dzekupindira. Asi ini ndiri kuzvikudza kweUriland uye handizopi kupa munhu kumhanya. Iye zvino ndine mukana wekusaita muzvinhu zvose, asi kusarudza, kana kutorega kubviswa zvachose. Asi ndinotenda kuti mukadzi oga anobata anogona kumuda uye kumuremekedza, nokuti ari oga. Murume wako anogovera maonero ezvakavanzika zvekunaka kubva kuna Larisa Guzeeva? Zvechokwadi. Igor neni tave tichizivana kwemakore mazhinji. Akaziva vadzidzi vakawanda, ndaive nemakore gumi nemasere, iye-17, kunyange zvazvo vakasaina zvizhinji gare gare. Ndaiwanzoenda kunoona maitiro muMoscow, kwaaigara. Zvechokwadi, ndakaona kuti akanga asina hanya neni, asi panguva iyoyo akagovana gore rimwe chete. Jokingly akati, vanoti, kana iwe unondida-ponesa mari, mukomana. Makore ose aya, Igor aiva shamwari yangu yechokwadi. Ndakapinda nechidzidzo chehupenyu hwakaoma zvikuru nemurume wangu wokutanga, uyo akafa nemishonga, uye zvakaoma zvikuru kubuda. Kwemakore anoverengeka ini ndakatambudzwa nemanzwiro eine mhosva nekuda kwekufa kwake, ndaigara ndichizviisa girazi kuti ndidzimise marwadzo. Handitombodi kurangarira iyi hero. Kubva panguva iyoyo ndinoziva kuti hapana rudo uye hakuna njodzi inogara nokusingaperi, nguva inoporesa zvose uye inodzokera kuhupenyu. Kutonga nechokwadi chokuti iwe wakakaroora Igor, akakwanisa kuchengeta mari ...
Murume wangu ndiye munhu anobudirira, mutarisiri. Kutendeseka, handina kumbofadzwa nevarume vanoita. Vakanga vachingova vasina hanya neni nekuda kwepfungwa dzavo dzepfungwa. Kana munhu makore makumi mana asingagoni kuwana mari yakakwana kuti ape mudzimai wake nevana zvakanaka, angave ane usimbe kana benzi. Zvakadaro nokuda kwangu hazvipo. Ndiudze, Larissa, unoita mwanakomana wako kuona baba vake, avo zvino vanogara muGeorgia?
Zvechokwadi. George anogara achichengetedza ukama nababa vake, uye nebaba vedzimba dzemhuri. Pazororo rezhizha, anoenda kuTbilisi kundoshanyira mbuya nasekuru vake, vanomunamata. Haisi mhosva yemwanakomana wangu ini nababa vangu takanga tisina ukama. Uye hakuna munhu ane mhosva, isu takangokwidziridzwa mumitemo yakasiyana uye takafungidzira hupenyu hwemhuri zvakasiyana. Kana chiri chechikamu ichocho sekubika, iwe unogona kunge wakasununguka kubva kubasa iri pachitofu? Zvechokwadi, ndinotya kubika, pamusoro pezvipo zvangu zvekugadzirira muSt. Petersburg, kunyange nhoroondo dzinonyorwa. Saka ini nomurume wangu tinogona kukwikwidzana, kunyanya sezvo ini ndine ruzivo - ndakachengeta nzvimbo yangu yekudyira. Uye pamusoro pekicheni yangu, kwete chete ini ndine maonero makuru, asiwo pedyo, shamwari, vashandi pamwe chete. Asi chinhu chimwe chete kuumba vatenzi uye zvakasiyana-zvekare. Kwandiri, hotera yacho yaiva bhizinesi rakasununguka, rakafanana neiyo yemitambo, iyo yandakatakura, zvisingatarisirwi ini, ndakatamba mukunakidzwa kwe "The Mousetrap." Zvino ndizvo zvose. Ndakatamba zvakakwana paresitorendi. Kunyange iniwo ndinobika zvakajeka. Larissa, unofarira kudya kupi?
Chero. Kana kuchena uye pasi-mafuta. Imba iri nani, iyo yandakadzidziswa naamai vangu.
Kutenda, simba rakasimba , uye ini ndakaedza kofi kwemakore makumi maviri. Zvechokwadi usadye zvakabikwa, uye kwete nokuti zvinokuvadza, asi zvinongonaka kwete. Ndiri soupoman muhupenyu hwangu: Ndinoda soups. Chero. Asi shoko rokuti "Kamwe pazuva, soup inofanira kunge iri mudumbu" Ndichingovenga. Pandakanga ndiri pachikoro, amai vangu vakadana anenge zuva rimwe nerimwe uye vakadzokorora iyi mutsara, iyo yakareba kwenguva yakareba yakandidzivisa kubva kune ndiro dzokutanga. Zvisinei, iyo yekare yaivawo inosemesa: Ndaida kuita zvose zvakasiyana. Amai, sezvakaitwa nguva dzose, zvaiva zvakanaka: hazvina maturo kuvimba nezvidhori, pachiso chenyu-izvo chete zvaunodya. Saka iko zvino ndinonamatira nzira ine hupenyu hune utano. Ini nguva dzose uye kwose kwose ndakazvibika, panguva imwechete ndakakwanisa kuita mask of oatmeal kana kurarama michero. Uye ona kuti ganda rangu rini!
Iwe kazhinji hausangana nomunhu anoziva kuti angave akazvipira sei pamusoro pake pachake nemwoyo wose uye anogutsikana.
Izvozvo ndezvechokwadi, ndinozvida zvikuru. Kwandiri kubva pauduku uhwo megalomania wehukuru. Ndinofunga ini ndoga ndinoziva kurarama. Dzimwe nguva zvinondidzivirira, asi, sezvazvakaitika, iyo nguva inobatsira. Zvinokosha kuti iwe unozviita sei. Heano muenzaniso. Ndakatanga kufamba kune dzimwe nyika kare kare, kunyange apo pakanga paine chidzitiro chekrete chakakosha mumatambudziko edu ose. Spain, Cuba, Brazil, Argentina, France ... Nokuda kwemari yakabhadharwa - madhora mashanu, asi akararama mumahotera mashanu-nyeredzi. Uye ikoko zuva rimwe nerimwe - shampoos, sese, napkins akanaka ... Uye izvi zvose zvaiendeswa pamwe chete navo, ndokubva vapa. Yakanga iri dambudziko rakashata uye rakawanda. Asi ini ndakamanikidza kuti ndisatora. Ndakasarudza: "Handidi! Pano ini ndiri-kwete kwete! "Shamwari muhupenyu hwehupenyu hwako, vanogara kupi?
Ndine shamwari shomanana - iwe unogona kutarisa nemimwe yehomwe. Shamwari mbiri muupenyu hwangu hwose: Vera Glagoleva naIra Konchalovskaya. Asi ndine chokwadi mukati mavo: vanhu ava havazonditengesi chaizvo uye havangandigumburi. Upenyu hwakandidzidzisa zvakanyanya. Ini nomurume wangu tine shamwari shomanana. Hatina kukoka ani zvake mumba. Uyezve, shure kwezvose, isu tiri nguva dzose musangano. Saka iwe unoda kuzorora kumba.
Larissa, uye murume wako vanogovera zvaanoda zvekugadzirira?
Muchirevo ichi Igor ndiye wakakwana zvakakwana: iye anoda fried, kusvuta, kupisa, kukwadza. Asi ini naamai vangu takakwanisa kumudzidzisa kuenzanisa zvinomera zvekudya. Ini, somuenzaniso, usabika nyama yezvokudya, zvinomera chete. Ndiri Rabelais: Ndinoda uye ndinoziva kudya. Uye mumhuri taisava nemapundu! Ndinoda kuva nechingwa chakawanda, chinonaka uye chezuva rose. Zvakanaka, zvino, sezvawakanyatsocherechedza, kudya kwekudya kwose kunoonekwa pachiso ...
Oo! Mushure mokuberekwa kwechipiri, ndakadzokera ku 38 kilogram! Asi ndakaona kuti nerudo rwemurume wangu kwandiri, aisagona kumira mutoro wakadaro. Ita nekukurumidza: nekuti mwedzi mitatu yokutanga yakaderera 15 kilogram. Zvino imwe 15. Kune vasere vasara. Saka, apo shamwari dzinokumbira kuti dzingorema sei, ndinogara ndichipindura kuti: "Zvishamiso hazviitiki. Pane imwe chete nzira yechokwadi - kwete kudya. " Kana iwe hamyachit zuva nezuva mapeji makumi maviri, polukuritsy, mazai mashomanana, ipapo uremu hahuzoperi, zvisinei kuti vangani vanowedzera mafuta anopisa. Nokuda kwe rudo kune zvakakosha. Uye nokuda kwounyanzvi, iwe ungazvipira zvii?
Ndisati ndapedza chirongwa changu chekupedzisira , ndainwa chete gorosi yehute pasina shuga kwemazuva gumi nembiri uye ndakadya zvingwa zviviri zveuatmeal zvakabikwa mumvura pasina munyu. Handina kumbobvira ndabika zvakajeka sezvandakaita ipapo. Amai vaidana kuti ma-maschism. Uye ndinongoruramisa: ndakamuka, ndakadzidza zvinyorwa zvebasa uye ndakapa zvokudya zvitatu kana zvina katatu pazuva. Asi usaedza chero chinhu! Icho chakanga chiri rudzi rwehutsinye: Ndakanzwisisa kuti panguva ipi zvayo ndinogona kubva mumitemo yakasimba yemudiwa wangu, asi ipapo ndichazvivenga. Mukuwedzera, kuti amai, vana naIgor vauye nemenu yakasiyana. Tenda, zvose zvinopisa pamwe neovheni zvaiitwa. Igor anoda cutlets, anogona kuzvidya pakarepo mubhedha. Uye ndakamuita nyama nehove. Uye nokuda kwemukomana wake akakurira nevana - sarudzo mukati maro, iyo iyo yakajeka iyo yakaoma kukanganisa. Nokuda kwemasikati - mashed soups ane celery. Uye mudzimai wako anobatanidza sei nekuedza kwako? Igor - mupiki wemhizha, naizvozvo inogumbura zvose zvinenge zvisiri kuitwa nesayenzi. Anosununguka kunze kwekuona kwandinochera huta, ndichikandira miriwo kunze kwekuita muhope. Kutanga, anoti: "Handidi, kudya, nokuti haugoni kubika!" Uye paanenge achiedza, anoyemura kuti: "Iwe unyanzvi!" Anovenga soups, asi anodya. Uye iwe unokwanisa sei kuita izvi zvose - uye kutamba, uye kubika, uye vana kuti vaite?
Ndinoedza kuvhara zvose, uye amai vangu vanondibatsira. Ini lylyu mumakore makumi mana ndakaberekwa, iye mwana wekupedzisira. Uye George, maererano nemaonero edu, akazononoka: pamakumi matatu nemaviri. Kumadokero, hazvishamisi chero munhu, apo vakadzi vezera iroro ndivo vana uye vanozvara apo vanogona kuvapa zvakawanda kupfuura mumakore avo vaduku. Ndakanga ndine makore makumi maviri ini ndakanga ndichiri mwana benzi. Pakuonekwa kwemwana wokutanga, ndakanyengetera kuna Mwari kwemakore. Uye mwanasikana wangu akava chiitiko chakanakidza kwatiri isu nemurume wake. Ko vana vanoita sewe here?
Anofara ane maziso eziso uye chiso chakasvibiswa, uye saka, ndinofunga, iye akafanana nemwanasikana wababa vake. Uye George anoita saiye. Rimwe dambudziko - haadi kuverenga, haugoni kuverenga, iye agere nekombiyuta. Ndinoedza kumunyengetedza kuti: "George, amai vangu, zvakare, havana kukwanisa kuenda kuchikoro. Asi inofanira kupfuudzwa. Iwe hausi muchengeti. Unofanirwa kuwana dzidzo. "
Asi iye anongoda varaidzo chete. Mwanasikana wangu ane makore gumi, uye mwanakomana wangu 17. Iye zvino unhu hwake huri kuputsa. Ndinofunga kuti nguva yekushanduka yakafanana nemhedziso. Iko kunoonekwa pakati pevanhu vasina njere vasingazivi maitiro avo pamaoko avo. Kana munhu akakurira, kunyange mafungu ehomoni anogona kurarama nyore nyore. Kunyange zvazvo dzimwe nguva, chokwadi, kukakavara kunoitika. Asi iwe unokuendesa kumba here nezvinhu zvakanaka zvakadai sefivha mumubhedha?
Uye zvakadini kumurume nemwanakomana. Asi ndinopedza nguva yangu yose yekusununguka pachitofu, ndichigadzirira mhuri. Ndakanga ndine chikwata chepakati, asi murume wangu akati tine vakadzi vaviri mumba, vanoti, iva nemutsa kuti uzvibike. Uye akawedzera kuti: "Kana iwe usingafariri basa uye imba - usashanda." Saka tinoita zvose isu pachedu. Uye panguva imwe chete ini handisiye basa racho, zvisinei kuti murume wangu anopa zvakawanda zvakadini. Nguva dzose ndaiwanzozvipira kutarisira ini. Larissa, unochengetedza mapeji ako sechinhu chakavanzika chemauto here kana iwe unogona kuwedzera kana iwe uchikumbira?
Ini ndinozvibudisa . Heino dessert ye kopecks mitatu nemaminetsi maviri, iyo iwe unogona kufadza mafungiro evamwe shamwari dzako, sekunge kugadzirira mazuva maviri neusiku huviri. Isa bhotela pane ganda rinopisa nechepasi risati riri pasi (uye rinongoda chete). Durai bhanka yakarasika pamwe chete uye pamoto wakakura uchibva kumativi maviri kusvika kuhutanda hutema, rumwe rutivi rwakanga rwakasanganiswa nehuga - zvinoitika zve caramel zvinowanikwa. Ipapo usasese netikoroti yakagadzirwa pamusoro, udira spoonful ramu, iise iyo uye uiise mukanini ne "hip-gip hurray!". Kunonaka kunonaka uye kwakanaka. Mhuri yangu inogona kufara iyi inoshamisa mazuva ose. Uye isu tinoita chingwa chakadaro isu pachedu! Iyi ndiro yakadzidziswa kwandiri neBaltic actress Grazhina Baikishtite. Tinotenga Borodinsky, tivere uye tifambe mufuta wemafuta ne Vegeta seasoning. Apo chingwa chikavhunga zvishoma uye chikaoma, chigunure negoriki kumativi ose maviri. Iwe unogona kushumira chero saradi kana sopu. Zvinonakidza kuti munhu akadaro akaoma anozvisarudzira muresitorendi, kana iwe hauendi kune vausingazivi zvakare? Sei, ndinoenda. Asi kana ndikashanyira cafe kana resitorendi, handitombotori ndiro rakaoma: kana nyama chidimbu, kana hove yakakwana. Izvi zvakagara zvakadaro. Kwandiri zviri nani kudya hafu yechingwa nesavadhi kupfuura izvo zvisingazivikanwe chii.