Apo mukadzi ari kuzoroora, hakuna simba rakadaro rinogona kumudzivisa. Zvakanaka, uye hatingazotori chero mikana. Hazvina maturo! Asi kuwana murume akanaka - isu tichabatsira. Pane kudaro, vabatsire venyeredzi, vakagadzira nhamba, vachiratidza varume vakanaka pane chiratidzo chezodiac.
Nzvimbo yekupedzisira 12 - Gemini
Gemini murume, akafanana nouchi kubva kuWinnie the Pooh - anoita kunge ari, asi haasi pakarepo. Mentari murume anogara ari newe, uye mamiriro ake emhuri ari akanyatsonaka - zviri nyore kuviga shure, kana izvozvo. Uye izvi "kana izvozvo" - nzira yake yehupenyu. Zvakanaka, haagoni kugumbura vamwe vakadzi nekuroora mumwe. Vose vakanaka, saka iwe unofanira kuvaponesa kubva kune kusurukirwa. Mumhuri, iyewo anoonekwa, asi, sekutonga, kwete oga - ipapo nematarenda emakadhi, uye neshamwari dzakashata, uye pamwe nemamwe madzimai ane pamuviri. Kuti atsungirire Twin semurume unongobvira chete mumatambudziko maviri: 1 - ari mumwari wepabonde; 2 - Ari mune zvepabonde, mwari ... Zvakanaka, mune zvitatu-ari mune zvepabonde, dhiyabhorosi!
Nzvimbo yegumi nenhatu - Pisces
Murume-Pisces mwana anonyangadza uyo anoda bhaoyabes kubva kumusoro kweFrench, saka kunyoresa, ndokubva kuna amai, uye kunyange mitambo yevanhu vakuru. Saka zvinotarisa kuti mudzimai akanaka wePisces ndiamai vakakomba vane diploma yemu chef, uyo anokwanisa kuvhara uye kuvhara ganda. Vashomanana vashoma vanotsungirira kudarika kwakadaro. Asi kunyunyuta kunoramba kuripo kakawanda. Vanobvumirana kuti hazvibviri kuwana murume akatendeka munyika yose. Kunyange paanodzingwa (nharo dzake hadzisi dzepamutemo), anodzoka saMutkhtar akatendeka!
10 nzvimbo - Sagittarius
Murume Sagittarius - varume vose varume! Ane rudo, uye anofanira kukura maoko ake kubva kupi, uye ari baba vakanaka, uye anoziva zvakawanda nezverudo ... Kwete, zvichida yekupedzisira haisi kuremekedzwa, asi chirango chokudenga chemudzimai wake. Ndizvo chete matsi, mbeveve, mapofu uye mukadzi asina hanya anogona kutsungirira rudo rweSagittarius. Kune nhoroondo dzokuti madzimai akadaro aripo. Vakatokwanisa kutadza kuona vasikana vake mumubhedha wake. Asi Sagittarius haaiti nokuti inokuvadza. Akangoshungurudzika kuti ave nemumwe chete!
Nzvimbo yechinomwe - Scorpio
Varume-Zvikara zvinodzvinyirira zvakanaka. Havadi munhu ane maonero ake kana, Mwari haadi, mukadzikadzi. Kunyange zvakadaro hazvina kukwana! Cinderella chete, uyo, achiroora Muchinda-Scorpio, haazorevi kuva mhandara. Hapana bhora, makosi egoridhe uye shangu dzekriststal! Borscht sex, sex borsch! Zvakanaka, ngaaimbe achiimba, achitamba rudimbwa, anoziva mitauro miviri yekunze uye ane musoro weimwe Miss Universe.
Nzvimbo yechinomwe - Kanzera
Male Kansa - iyo yakanaka, maererano nemudzimai wake. Uye nei ichi iye, usatora nzvimbo yekutanga? Iye munhu ane mwoyo munyoro, baba vanozonaka, vanodikanwa vekurukuru vekuru-vakweguru, chinhu chinokanganisa vese vasikana. Zvakanaka, zvakadaro, vanasekuru nevasikana, iye akanyatsoonekwa. Mudzimai ane nyanzvi dzakagadziridzwa yekuchengetedza mhuri, mumwe anoona - kuberekwa patsva kwekenza yepamusoro-soro kuva yakakombama sloth. Anoona, uye anyerere. Nokuti hazvina kukodzera mumhuri inoremekedzwa yeCancer kutora micheka yakasviba kubva mumba.
7 nzvimbo - Aries
Murume-Aries murume chaiye! Anoziva kutumira mumwe wawakaroorana naye, ndokupinda muhomwe, uye anotora mari iyo amai vamwene vake vakapa kutenga firiji. Sei vachida firiji? Chii chinogona kuiswa mauri, ivo nechechikomba Mitiaem (avo vaakasangana navo mubhokisi jeri) vakadya uye vanwa saka havana kuuya kumba. Mitaya kumba, haaiti. Zvakanaka, sei mudzimai wako anodiwa achinetseka? Haafariri izvi! Uye iye anomuda! Zvakanyanya! Uye ndezvechokwadi.
6 nzvimbo - Aquarius
Mukadzi Aquarius - kwete chaizvo murume akazara. Anotarisa zvakanyanya se "kugadzirira" kwemurume akanaka. Chii chichave chakawedzerwa kubva kwazviri, iwe uchawana. Munguva ino, iwe uchafunga nezvemhando yemurume waunoda, iye achagara paunenge wakasima, asingateereri kudya mbatatisi zuro uye otarisa mudzimai wako unoratidzira. Iye anewo hope. Anozviona pachake paaikisi yake, ane cigar inodhura uye mudzimai asina mari anodhura. Saka, kana iwe uchida kuva mukadzi iyeye anodiwa waAkarius, unofanirwa kushanda zvakaoma pamaroto ake. Saka iwe uchava nemurume akanaka!
5 nzvimbo - Taurus
Murume Taurus akazvipira, ane hanya, anoteerera uye anodzikama. Iwe unotarisa kwaari, uye iwe unozvidemba iwe! Hazvishanduki, mari inounza kusvika kopeck, inokwanisa kushambidza diapers, kubika inoda, kushaya kukwana kwemudzimai unovhara maziso. Kana iwe usingazvizunguzire pamberi pemhino dzako, iwe unogona uye usingadi kusangana nekusakwana kwavo. Muzhinji, kwete murume wake, asi kurota kwevamwe shamwari dzake. Nenguva iyo chete ainetseka naye. Zvinotyisa kukuvadza! Ndingadai ndakatyaira kudhakwa kudhakwa nepamusoro peimba, kana chii?
4 nzvimbo - Libra
Murume weRibra uye mumakore matatu nemakumi matatu nematatu yemakore achava muenzaniso wekutevedzera vanhu vose vasina unhu. Haazoperi nekupfeka kofi mumubhedha, kupa maruva pasina chikonzero nekugadzira kudya kwepabonde pamazuva asingakanganwiki, aanoyeuka kunyange mukusaziva. Uye pamubhedha, iye anenge akaita semurume ane mapatya - mwari! Asi anoratidzira matarenda ake okunyengera chete kumudzimai wake. Nenzira yakawanda, mumwe mukuru anokwanisa kuita hupenyu hwemukadzi chinhu chinodikanwa. Asi ... Pane imwe nzvimbo uye ane "asi"! Tichaona - tichaona!
3 nzvimbo - Capricorn
Murume weCapricorn anozarura vatatu vepamusoro varume vakanaka. Mukadzi wechidiki uyo akakunda mwoyo waKapricorn ndiye anofara kupfuura vakadzi. Ichokwadi, kuita kuti mwoyo wake udedere hazvirevi kumuroora. Kutanga, kwaari ndiko kutendeuka kwevakadzi vakanakisisa. Uye sei, munhu, mukati maro akavharwa nechitoro chekuremekedza kwevanhu, "tidbit" kune vose vanogona kuva vakadzi. Uye rwechipiri, achiri kutadza. Haadi kuda kuroorwa! Chikamu, hapana munhu, haambofi! Uye zvakafanira! Kana zvisina kudaro, kurumidza kubhururuka kubva panzvimbo yechitatu!
2 nd nzvimbo - Leo
The Lion murume ndiye mambo pakati pevarume. Nei zvichiita? Nokuti basa rake semurume kazhinji rinoratidzika sepapik. Iye haaratiki seanoroora, asi anotora. Maitiro ake anowanzofadza, kunyengedza vakadzi zvisina maturo uye kuwedzera kudya. Asi hazvigoni kushivirira kugara uine chibvumirano kuna mambo! Ichokwadi, vanhu vakawanda vanotsungirira mamiriro ezvinhu aya, uye vadzidza kumira, kurumbidza nekudedera pedyo namambo-murume. Kwete basa rakaoma zvikuru. Kunyanya kana chiri chinhu bedzi murume anoda rupo rwake.
1 st place - Virgo
Oo, ava Virgo! Pose pavanotora nzvimbo dzekutanga! Uye pakati pemamiriyoni ndeyekutanga, uye pakati pevanhu vanoita zvepabonde pakutanga, uye pakati pevarume vakakodzera ndivowo vekutanga! Munhu angakanganwa sei uye asingadi kuwanana kana hune humwe humwe huri mumeso emukadzi wese hunoita murume murume hunoiswa mukati make ?! Izvozvo zviri kungowa murudo, ndezvechokwadi, zvinoita, asi kuroora kune mikana haisi yose. Ichokwadi ndechokuti hukuru hwehutachiona hweVirgo - hukuru-hunomutungamirira pasi pekorona chete nemukadzi asina tariro, akadaro Brigitte Jones. Saka, kana munhu-Virgo asingagoni kutaura pamusoro pako: "Uyu munhu asina kunaka acharasikirwa kunze kwangu!", Ipapo iwe unenge usingawani mukana wokumunyaradza.