Murume anotarisa bhora paTV. Mudzimai anotsamwa: "Uri kutarisa bhodhi rako rose? Taura neni pamusoro pechinhu chakakwirira. " Murume: "Chaizvoizvo! Uyai, ngatitaurire nezvebhasika! "Zvechokwadi, izvi zvinongova anecdote. Asi kazhinji kakawanda nyaya dzakadaro dzinonakidza dzinova zvatiri zvezuva nezuva. Zvakadini kana mutambo wemitambo uri nhengo yakakwana yemhuri yako? ..
Haisi chakavanzika chokuti varume vanoda bhora. Uye pamwe nayo tennis, hockey, marudzi akasiyana-siyana, basketball, rowing, kayaking, mvura polo, kungoshambira uye kutumbuka kubva kune chinyorwa, kana kuti zviri nani nepuro ... Zvose zvaizova zvakanaka, mutambo zvechokwadi
nyika yose, nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero nguva yakawanda nguva varume vasingatungamiri bhora kana puck pamunda ivo pachavo, asi, vakagara vakanyarara paTV, vanofarira kurwara kweboka ravo ravanofarira kana mutambi. Apo mudzimai kana musikana anoedza kuita kuti ataure, kazhinji anonzwa zvakare: "Iwe haunzwisisi chinhu." Zvechokwadi, kune mumwe nomumwe wake. Pakuguma, vakadzi vane zvakawanda zvekuzvivaraidza izvo varume vasingadi kugoverana. Uye chete mukadzi kubva kuimba yevana umo "... nokuda kweSpartacus amai vedu vanorwara" inogona kuva yakanaka kune chero munhu upi zvake. Uye hazvisi pamusoro pako. Asi chii chaunofanira kuita kana iwe uchigara uchitarisa Champions League panzvimbo yefirimu inonakidza kana kubvisa kushanyira? Zvakadini kana sofa-TV kuda komurume wake kushandura zvinhu zvose?
Zvakaita vamwe.
MuSpain, kwete kare kare, kupesana kwevanhu kwakabuda. VaSpain vakataura kuti European Championship championship yehondo yakakosha uye yakarongeka sangano rokuti "Women for Spain vasina football." "Kwete chete kuti varume vakagamuchira terevhizheni uye havana kubvumirwa kutarisa mavhidhiyo avo edivi eTV, havave vasingafungi, vanoramba kutora marara uye kuzadzisa basa ravo rekuroorana!" Mumwe wevashandi vehurumende vakaudza pepanhau reFrance Le Figaro. Sezvo "musha" kukurudzirwa, madzimai akakumbirwa kuti avanze nzvimbo dziri kure kurega kubva pane zveTV uye achiita zvinokanganisa pamusoro pekukwira kwevarume mumitambo yemitambo.
Vanhu vakawanda vokuRussia vakanga vakagadzirirawo kurwisana nechikonzero chakanaka: Katya ane makore 27 akadzinga murume wake kubva pabhedha yevamwe muZvino Zvose, asi kwaari iye zvino hupenyu hwemhuri hwakakosha zvikuru. Zvinoshamisa kuti, iyo yakanyanyisa chimiro yakabereka michero: zvino iye anonyora kubudiswa mumavhidhiyo uye anoona mutambo wacho apo mukadzi wake akarara.
Irina ainetseka zvikuru kuti aizoroora murume aizoita sababa vake. Apo aigara nevabereki vake uye pakanga pane mutsara paTV (yebhola kana hockey), pakanga paine kunyarara kwakakwana mumba, nokuti Baba vaifanira kutarisa kubva pakutanga kusvika pakupera. Ирин murume wemangwana akazviratidza haana hanya zvachose kumutambo, uye hockey. Ane chimwe chido - marudzi ose ekurwa (kubhomba, judo, kurwisana). Asi iye pachake mutambi. Ira anokwanisa kutaurirana naye. Anokwanisa kupa kwaari kana achida kuona chimwe chinhu. Mukuwedzera, vane TV dzinoverengeka mumba.
Murume waConin aiva mutambo webhola, kunyanya, "Spartacus." Alya Sophia, ichi chaiva madzimu chaiwo! Apo mwana wavo mwana akachema mumucheka, murume akashevedzera kumudzimai wake kuti "aite" mwana wacho akanyarara. Asi rimwe zuva mbuya vakaenda kunofamba nemwana, uye mumba maive nekunyarara, kuchena, zvepabonde uye ... World Cup! Sonya akagara pasi pedo nemurume wake pamubhedha, akatarisa paTV, apo varume vane hutano 20 vakanga vachidzingirira bhora rimwe mumunda, uye ... vakawira murudo! Ndakadanana nebhora!
Nhamba yekodhi.
Hazvina kukodzera kupa mhosva varume nekuda kwemitambo yakawandisa. Nyanzvi dzepfungwa dzakabatana dzichidanidzira kuti chido chezvioni zvakadaro zvakagadzirirwa muvamiriri vehafu yakasimba yevanhu vane mazita. Chinhu chacho ndechekuti varume vemazuva ano havana adrenaline yakakwana, uye panzvimbo yekuenda kunekuvhima mammoth, vanoenda kumatambo (zvakanakisisa) kana pamubhedha - vachinyatsotora boka redu pane ... Mukuwedzera, sezvo nyanzvi dzinoti, kutarisana nemitambo yemitambo paTV inobatsira kutsungirira kushungurudzika mupfungwa uye kubvisa kukanganiswa. Somuenzaniso, muhupenyu, murume wako haakwanisi kukanganisa kumubatsiri kana kuti haakwanisi kupfuurira basa rake, asi pano, achitinhira nokuda kweboka rake raanoda, anobvisa moto, kuchema, kukanganisa uye kuwana hutano hwekunamata uye kugadzikana kwepfungwa. Uye naizvozvo, kana tikabvisa kumurume murume wekuvaraidza, mamiriro ezvinhu anogona kuchinja kuti awedzere. Anotanga kutyora pamhuri yake. Kana iwe uchiedza chaizvo kutora chimwe chinhu nemamwe mativi emakwikwi nemakwikwi akasiyana, zvino unoda kuita izvi zvishoma nezvishoma. Zvadaro munhu pachake, pachake anogona kuita pasina terevhizheni doping. Kana kutopinda mumitambo, kana kuti zvimwe enda kuimba yemitambo newe. Saka, maitiro ekuita sei mumamiriro ezvinhu aya?
"Kudyidzana kwezvisikwa."
Zviri nyore kushivirira chido chemukadzi uye funga nezveimwe basa. Chero bedzi paanotevera kufambira mberi kwevatambi vedu, iwe uchapinda kumitambo yekutamba, yoga, muchitenderedzwa chekupora kana kupikisa. Sekusarudza, misangano neshamwari, kuenda kumafirimu, kutengesa kana kuratidzwa kwakakodzera. Ita zviroto zvako pakupedzisira! Pakupedzisira, une rusununguko (uye kubva kumurume) nguva, iyo iwe unogona kuzvipira iwe pachako. Muawa imwe mamiriro ekutanga anotanga? Shingairira kuvhara kuti uwane manicure kana mapiritsi. Imi mose muchashamiswa uye muchienderera manheru mune mafungiro akanaka. Zvakanakira nzira iyi ndeyokuti iwe haungashushi uye unotarisa basa rinofadza panguva yenguva yemutambo kana kukwikwidza. Izvo - pamatengo akakwirira (matikiti kuenda kumakirini emafambisi, pamwe chete nematiti emitambo nemitambo yekuvaraidza inokodzera mari yakawanda).
"Tsigira Tutsi".
Imwe nzira yekubuda nayo mamiriro ezvinhu inogona kutumidzwa chimwe chinhu chakadai: "Chii chinoitika?" Unofanira kugara pasi nemudiwa wako pane sofa uye edza kuongorora kuti vanhu ava vari kuitei mumunda. Ichokwadi, iwe unotofanira kuratidza kufarira kwechokwadi kune zviri kuitika. Kana zvisina kudaro mumwe wako angafunga kuti uri kungoedza kuparadza zvaanoda. Kunyorera kweyo nzira ndeyokuti zvinotora kwenguva yakareba uye zvinoda kuti iwe uve nemoyo murefu, kuchenjerera, kungwarira uye kunzwisisa kwehuwandu. Zvisinei, zvichida, zvishoma nezvishoma unogona kuwira mukuda nebhola, volleyball nemamwe mitambo. Edza kuzvisarudzira tende rako raunofarira kana mumwe mutambi (kubatsirwa pakati pavo ndiko kuwanda kwevarume vakanaka). Tarisa makwikwi sekunge uri munhandare. Munguva pfupi iwe uchanzwisisa huzhinji hunyengeri, iwe unogona kutsigira chero hurukuro ye "murume" uye panguva imwe chete kupa pachena kusununguka kune yakawedzerwa manzwiro. Kana kukakavadzana nemurume kungova pasina chikonzero ... Mupiro ipi zvayo, mumwe wako achakoshesa kuziva kwako.
"Chiitiko chakakomba."
Muzvokwadi, iyo etymology yezwi rokuti "cheerleader" haiti kutitakudza zvisina maturo muchiito chokuti "kurwara." Dzimwe nguva mitambo inofarira inova chirwere chaicho, chinongoda kurapwa. Kana murume wako asingasviki kukwikwidzana kumwe chete, anoshandisa mari yake yose pamakwikwi kuti afambidzane mune mamwe maguta uye nyika uye haakwanisi kutaura pamusoro pechinhu chipi zvacho kunze kwemitambo, inguva yekushandisa nzira dzokurapa. Kazhinji, iyo hurukuro haingabatsiri. Mudiwa wako achaita zvivimbiso kuchinja, asi hazvigone kuzvizadzisa. Enda nokuda kwekunyengera. Usamubata panguva yemakwikwi anokosha kana makwikwi (mushure mezvose, ane kodzero yekuita zvinhu zvinokuvaraidza), uye kwenguva yezvimwe zviitiko zvisingakoshi zvemitambo, sarudza bhizinesi rekubatanidza. Chinhu chikuru ndicho chinokurudzira. "Anodiwa, handigoni kusarudza nyama pasina iwe!", "Darling, vabereki vangu vachagumburwa kana ndikauya ndoga!" ... Achiziva kuti pasina iye zvinhu zvose zvichanyarara, murume wako achakwanisa kurasikirwa nehuwandu hwemashoko.