Nzira yekusarudza mukori akakodzera sei?


Mazuva emitambo mukerenda yeRussia yakakwana. Tinopemberesa zvakanyanyisa, zvakanaka uye zvakajeka. Uye isu tiri rudzi rune rupo uye tinoda kuita zvipo. Asi kusarudzwa kwechipo chakakodzera kune munhu anodhura hachisi basa rakanyanya. Uye iwe unofanirwa kutenga zvipo kakawanda. Zvakanyanya kuoma kusarudza chipo kumushandi. Paungasarudza sei chipo chakanaka kune basa, iwe uchadzidza kubva pane zvatiri.

Murume angangodaro anoziva zvinoda mumwe munhu. Asi mukadzi anofanira kushanda nesimba kuti awane chipo chakanaka. Mune mhaka ipi zvayo, funga pamusoro pekupa, zviri nani mberi. Iwe unoda kuti zvipo zvako zvigare zvakasikwa, uye kufara panguva yakakodzera? Zvadaro tora kabhuku kaduku uye nyora pasi zvaunofarira. Mashoko anonyanya kuitika Konstantin Stanislavovich anoshanda kutanga, uye Ivan Ivanovich anoda spaghetti nemuchero mutsva, hazvibviri kukubatsira. Asi kunyora pasi kuti Ivan Ivanovich anoda kunwa brandy makore ane gumi nemashanu, uye Konstantin Stanislavovich anounganidza mafungiro endovu, anomira. Kuziva izvi, unogona kusarudza chipo chakanaka nekuita kuti munhu afare nokuziva zvaanoda.

Mukusarudzwa kwezvipo zvevanhu va pedo, bhuku rakadaro richakubatsirawo. Nyatsoteerera kuteerera mazwi avo. Kazhinji, murume wako (baba, mukoma, mwanakomana, sekuru) muhurukuro vakataura zvavanoda. Uye kana sechipo vachagamuchira izvo zvave vambofunga kurota, asi nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero vaisagona kutenga, ipapo chipo chakadaro hachingori mutengo.

Ndeupi munhu asingadi kurova motokari sechipo? Asi chipo chakadaro kazhinji chinodhura zvikuru kune uyo anopa. Asi iyo midziyo yemotokari haisi yakadhura uye inobatsira motokari. Chisarudzo chavo chakakwana zvakakwana.

Kana munhu achitsvuta, zvirokwazvo achafara nemutengo wakanaka we cigar, yechipupuriro chepakutanga kana chigadziko chemwenje.

Nzvimbo yemakadhi akanaka ndiyo chipo chakanakisisa kune anoda kuda, handgammon yakagadzirwa nemaoko kune nardist. Baba vomumhuri vanogona kupa sarudzo yevambo kana magetsi. Kunyange kana murume wacho asingashandisi kamwe chete, achafara nechipo, nokuti, paakagamuchira chipo chakadaro, achazonzwa semudzidzisi wemabasa ose.

Muzhinji, varume vanosarudza zvipo zvinoshanda. Nokudaro, kana ukasarudza kupa chimwe chinhu chokukomberedza mukati, ipapo uwane chipo chakadaro icho chaibatsira muupenyu hwezuva nezuva. Zvichida iwe uchaona muchitoro chikamu chisina kujairika chepasi rose, muchengeti wemufananidzo kana chimiro chepakutanga uye chakanaka chemagazini nemapepanhau.

Zvakakosha kutaura pamusoro pekuti hapana mubvunzo hazvifananidzi kupa varume. Tirosi, bathrobes, slippers, masokisi uye zvidzitiro zvevarume hazvibvumirwi. Iwe unogona kupa zvipfeko kune vanhu vepedyo uye ipapo chete kana iwe uchiziva zvakakwana mashizha. Kusarudza mabhanhire nemisungo, iwe unofanirwawo kuchenjerera, nokuti munhu angasafarira mararamiro, uye chipo chako chichapedza hupenyu hwako hwose mumakamuri. Uyewo, usapa shamwari, vashandi pamwe neshamwari zvipfeko uye zvinonhuwira.

Dzinga pfungwa yekupa mari yevatengesi mari itsva mukope yake, kana iwe usina chokwadi kuti haatombove nemari yakadaro. Zvinenge zviri nani kana iwe uchimupa album isina kujairika kuchengetedza zvese zvakagadzirwa.

Munguva pfupi, chipo chinowakakurumbira chaive chidziro chesaiti ye Mars kana Mwedzi. Zvichida, pane imwe nguva mune remangwana rakadaro chipo ichocho chichaunza mari, asi basa rayo guru nderokufadza zvino. Zviri nani kupa murume wako anodikanwa imba yemitambo kana kuti audio system. Chinhu chakanakidza kushamiswa kuti chokwadi chichava chidimbu chemucheka wehovhe, paunenge uchiratidzwa wakarara. Mavhidhiyo ane mafirimu akanaka zvakare chipo chakanaka.

Kana iwe uchiri kusarudza dhayi, saka dzinofanirwa kuva dzepamusoro.

Nzira yaunopa nayo chipo chipo chakasarudzwa newe inokosha. Vanhu vose vanofarira kushamiswa uye kushamisika kunofadza, uye chekutanga chekufuratira ichayeukwa kwenguva refu.

Asi munhu waunoda kukwazisa kwepakutanga kuchashamisika. Ichava chakanakisisa kana iwe ukazadza chipo chako chikuru nezvidimbu zviduku-zvishamiso, uyewo nyora zvinyorwa zvishoma nezvishuvo uye pane imwe nzvimbo nzvimbo iyo chipo chinotevera chakavanzwa. Yokupedzisira, hongu, ichava chipo chako chikuru-mubairo. Pausiku hweusiku, apo murume wako akarara, ronga zvipo nemanyoti paimba. Kurumbidzwa kwakadaro kunonyatsoyeukwa.

Uye yeuka, chero chipo chipi zvacho kumunhu wamusina kusarudza, pasinei nokuti iwe hauna kuipa sei, chinhu chakakosha ndechokuti chipo ichi chinobva pasi pemoyo. Mushure mezvose, munhu anonyanya kukosha kwete chipo, asi tarisa.