"Zvino dai ndaigona kudaro ..." - anofunga avhareji mukadzi wechiRussia, achitarisa antics yezvigunwe zvinouraya kubva paTV kana kuti rimwe gono rinogadzirisa zvinetso zvevamwe vashandi. Kana kuti hamovatuyu musikana muduku, uyo akakwanisa nemashoko mashomanana kuti apfuure mutsetse we polyclinic uye kuenda kumurapi pakutanga uye muchivande kurota kwekutora zvidzidzo kuti adzidzise unyanzvi hwehutu.
Saka, ungadzidza sei kuva bhenje? Kuenda kune rimwe bhuku rebhurasi, unogona kuwana nyore mhinduro kumubvunzo uyu, nokuti mashefufu aya azere editions nemazita anobata: "Bhuku Guru reBitch", "The Encyclopedia of Bitch", "Iva Bitch - Change for Better." Nhamba yemabhuku akadaro haikwanisi kuverengwa, asi chaizvoizvo zvinowanzoitika kuti mabhuku ezvinyorwa zvakadaro haana kupa mufananidzo wakazara wehutsika hwevakadzi vorudzi urwu uye anoumba zvachose mirayiridzo yekuve isina unyengeri, kukuvadza uye kunyengedza kune wese wese asingasviki neine dense rakaoma uye Hazvirevi kukumbira ruregerero mushure mekurwa kwemashoko akadaro. Kune vanhu, mabhuku aya anorayira kuti vamiririri vose vehafu yakasimba yevanhu vanomanikidzwa kuenda kumisungo, kuti vagadzire makani. Zano rakadaro rinofanana nenhungamiro shoma kune dzidzo yevakadzi.
Asi chinangwa chechikamu chacho hachisi chokukudziridza ruvengo rwese, asi kubatsira vakadzi pakuzvidzidzisa ivo pachavo.
Ndivanaani vakadaro?
Kuti usarudze kana iwe uchidzidza kuva nharo kana kwete, chokutanga unoda kuziva kuti ndiani. Tsanangudzo dzakavimbika kudarika chinhu chinotsanangurwa neduramazwi kubva mune tsanangudzo dudziro yemutauro weRussia, kwete kuwanikwa. Mune duramanzwi reDal, kududzirwa kunopiwa kune shoko iri: kunhuwa kune chitunha chemhuka kana mombe dzakafa; chitoro, carrion. Ndine chokwadi kuti vakadzi vanoda izvi. Mune duramazwi reOzhegov, mamwe mazuva ano, inonzi: bitch is a scoundrel, a scoundrel. Uyewo haisi iyo yakanakisisa tariro.
Pfungwa ndeyokuti zvino zvinoreva izwi iri zvakachinja zvikuru. Izvo hazvisati zvichitakura pachako kuti mavara asina kunaka, haasi kushungurudza uye kushungurudza, nhasi mukadzi anozviona sechinhu chisingatauri kuti iye ari scoundrel uye scoundrel. Pane zvinopesana, nharo yemazuva ano ndeye munhu anogona kuva nehanya uye anotapira nehama, shamwari, neshamwari, inogona kubatsira munguva dzakaoma, asi mumamiriro ezvinhu ehupenyu, kana zvichidiwa, inova yakasimba, yakasimba, inosanganisira chikonzero chando. Kutsiva, sekutonga, kwakanakisisa kupfeka uye kwakagadzirirwa zvakanaka. Zvimwe hazvina kunaka.
Nokudaro, panguva ino, bitch inguva yakachenjera yekuziva uyo anoziva kukosha kwake iye nevose vanopoteredza.
Imba yomufaro.
Mukadziwo zvake anoita sei kumba? Vana - murume - kushambidza - kuchenesa - kubika - zvakare vana - murume ... Chikwata chakaipa. Uye izvi zvose zvinoitika sei kumarara? Usatenda-nenzira imwecheteyo, nokuti bhendi chaiyo yakachenjera zvokuti haazobvumiri kuva pamba. Mukati memiganhu yemunharaunda yemunharaunda, iye mukadzi chaiye, pamwe nesu tose tinoda rubatsiro rwemurume wake, rudo rwevana, shungu uye nyaradzo. Asi pane imwe chete "asi", iyo tsvina haisi kunyadzisa. Ane huchenjeri hwokusava kunyura kuchema nekuzvidza, anogadzirisa mibvunzo zvikuru kwazvo, kusanganisira chikonzero chando.
Zvakakosha here kudzidza kuva nharo kumba? Ichokwadi, hongu. Mushure mezvose, izvi zvinogona kubatsira kuchengetedza mhuri, kwete kutaurira murume wekuwedzerwa mukutsamwa, kuwana chikonzero choga chakarurama. Nzira yekudzidza izvi sei? Zviri nyore kwazvo. Kutanga, handina kupfeka hanzu yekare kumba, asi chimwe chinhu chinonaka, asi hachina kunaka. Zvadaro bvisa makota kubva kune vhudzi uye usambopfeka zvakare. Uye kuva iwe, mudzimai mumwechete ane rudo uye akanaka, asingatsvaki zvikonzero zvekukakavara, uye kunyange kukonzera matambudziko kunogadzirisa nyore nyore uye zvakanaka. Mushure mezvose, mumwe nomumwe wedu ndiye chete, mamwe mamiriro ezvinhu ehupenyu anotitadzisa kuzviratidza isu pachedu.
Bitch pahofisi.
Zvakawanda zvakataurwa nezvebhadhi mumahofisi. Izvo zvakasiyana zvikuru nedzimwe shamwari inonzi bitch. Aya ndiwo kuverenga madzimai emabhizimisi, avo vanomanikidzwa kuenda kumusoro kwebasa remhizha. Dzimwe nguva, zvinosuruvarisa, pamisoro uye mune izvi hazvina kuenzana. Bitch anoziva zvaanoda kubva muupenyu, anonyatsoongorora basa rake, inoda zvakafanana kubva kumushandi. Uyewo anogamuchira, nokuti chibhakera hachizobvumi kuita basa pane imwe nasi pasi pekanakisisa.
Nzira yekudzidzira kuve chechi muhofisi? Pakutanga, iva nechokwadi chokuti basa racho rinofadza iwe, uye iwe unokwanisa kuzviita panguva yakakwirira kwazvo. Kana zvisina kudaro, shandura basa racho. Kana hongu - tenda iwe pachako, shingairira chigumisiro, tanga kushanda nesimba, uye usatarisa awa paunotarisira kuguma kwezuva rinoshanda. Uye, iwe unoona, vatungamiri vachaona zvaunoita. Uye ichi chimwe chikonzero chinokurudzira kufarira kumusoro, kune zvose zvakanakisisa.
Mudzidzisi ane ruzivo, ungadzidza sei kuva chidimbu.
- usada chete zvinhu zvose zvakapoteredza, asi iwe pachako;
- kuwana matarenda, unyanzvi, mano uye kuvandudza;
- usanono kukumbira kuti iwe uongorore basa rako;
- dzidza kurarama kwete kwete manzwiro, dzimwe nguva inosanganisira pfungwa;
- Iva akagadzirira kuchinja muupenyu;
- zvisinei kuti chii, iwe pachako, tevera mutungamiri uyu chete kana iwe uchida chaizvo uye usingabvumirani nemitemo yako yehupenyu.