Chii chinonzi varume vanoda.
- Iwe unoseka sei. Asi kugunun'una kwerukova rwemvura kunonyanya kunakidza kudarika kurira kwegori rekurasi. Saka iwe unoda kudzidzisa!
"Kuseka newe." Hapana chinhu chinotyisa kunze kwemafungiro omurume kana apo-jekesti yake yakataura muhomwe mumhepo ...
- Kuunganidza muboka rebhokisi kana chero dzimwe shamwari uye kunyorera majee, kwete kuitirwa nzeve dzevakadzi. Usamudzivisa mukana uyu!
"Havadi kuseka kwavari." Rurimi rwako rwakakosha runogona kutarirwa kune chero munhu uye chero chinhu (kunze kwebhola nekombiyuta yemutambo wekombiyuta, zvechokwadi), asi kwete kumurume. Maererano nevepfungwa dzepfungwa, pano maitiro anokonzera kukuvadza kune vasikana kunyange kupfuura chimiro chakashata, saka zvakakosha kudzidza kuseka zvakarurama!
"Haugoni kuseka zviri nani kupfuura iye." Siyani mushure momukomana uyu musoro weiyo humorist mukuru mukambani!
Nzira yekuve witty:
- iwe unofanirwa kuzvisarudzira nzvimbo iyo iwe unogona "kutendeuka" nekutaura kwako kwakakosha. Somuenzaniso, kana iwe usingafariri mune zvematongerwo enyika zvachose, zvichida hazvirevi kuti unofadze mumwe munhu nekududzira kwako zvigumisiro zvemasarudzo ehurumende muKyrgyzstan - hapana munhu achaonga iwe. Icho chichava chinyararire uye saka kwete zvachose uroyi.
- Kuzivikanwa semunhu ane pfungwa yakanakisisa yekuseka uye haatauke zvachose! Iwe unongofunga kufunga nemhinduro dzakachenjera kumibvunzo isinganyanyi. Semuenzaniso, kuitira nyore "hupenyu huri sei?" Unogona kupindura "zvakajairika", asi iwe unogona "kugara" kana "seMumu mushure mokunge wauya." Funga nezvemashoko mashomanana akadaro panguva dzakasiyana-siyana - kudzidza kudzidza kuseka zviri nyore.
- Kana shamwari dzichiti kuseka kwauri kunofadza kudarika majee ako, usagumburwa! Havasi kubva kune zvakaipa, asi kubva paupenzi. Uye kuderera zvishoma hakuzokuvadzi munhu.
Mitemo yeJokes:
- usapindirana nemanzwiro ekunyomba nekuda kwekunakidza uye kuseka kunzvimbo - ma-aces of wit vanofanira kunge vachikwanisa kuziva! Hapana chakaipa kudarika kutaura kwemashoko pane imwe nyaya yawakakurukura maawa maviri apfuura.
- Kutanga ivai nechokwadi chokuti vanokunzwa. Kana usina kumbonzwa kana kunzwisisa, usambodzoka uye kutsanangura joko. Ichokwadi hazvizobatsiri.
- edza kutaura zvakanyanyisa - kana iwe uchitanga nezwi rinotamba (sezvinoti "asi ini ndichakuseka iwe zvino ..."), hapana chinoitika.