Panguva ino ndakanga ndisina zviratidzo zvakananga, munguva pfupi yapfuura mamwe maitiro anotyisa anowanzoonekwa: sekunge mumwe munhu aifunga mudumbu. Sezvo ini pachangu ndaitaura kuti haikwanise kuita seizvi, kuti zviri shure mushure mekuti biocream yangu mudumbu inodzoka, asi zvino ndakasarudza kuenda kunononoka kune gynecologist. Kuzvinyaradza, kunonzi ... Ultrasound yakaratidza pamuviri vhiki makumi maviri nemaviri! Sezvavanotaura, hazvina kunonoka kunwa Borjomi, regai kubvisa pamuviri. Zvechokwadi, akaudza murume wake zvose zvandinofunga pamusoro pake.
"Iwe, Semyonov, uri mhondi ane masimba." Ndakuudza iwe, zvidzivirire iwe, uye iwe wakati: "Vakadzi, ivo vachiri kuyamwa, musava nepamuviri!" Uye ndizvo zvazviri! Tichava nemwanasikana mumwedzi mina.
- Sunny, usanetseka. Zvinoshamisa - mwanasikana wangu! Uye kazhinji, vana ndivo maruva ehupenyu! - uye anonditsvoda zvinyoronyoro mumutsipa uye anonyatsotarira kumubhedha. Zvakanaka, maniac yakachena! Zvingava zviri nani kana kamwechete mwana mwana belyshko akamira kunze kana kumhanya Tarasiku shanduka!
Zvakanaka, shanduka. Ndakarega kunetseka pamusoro pemubereki asina kurongwa uye ndakatarisira kuberekwa kwemwanasikana wangu. Kwenguva pfupi nguva pfupi rugare rwangu rwepfungwa rwakagara. Pane imwe nguva ndakaenda kuchitoro kune mukaka (maiva mumwedzi wechisere waiva) uye ndakasuwa musuo nemuchengeti wesitima redu. Kwete mukadzi Valya, asi mumwe, mutsva-mutsva, mutsvuku, zvose mumaputi uye dimples.
"Hongu," akadaro achifara.
Tine musha muduku , vanhu vakawanda vanozivana, uye muchengeti anondiziva-kusvika pakuzvarwa kwekutanga, paakaenda kubasa, akatora tikiti kuguta zuva rega rega. Aigara achiremekedza, asi haana kunyange kupindura: akazununguka, akadonha musoro wake ndokudarika mberi kwandiri semushonga.
"Zvakanaka masikati, Claudia Ivanna," akakurukura kune mutengesi, achiri kutarisa mushure mekodhi. "Hamuzivi here kuti chii chakaipa naye?"
"NeLyubka?" Munguva pfupi iri kutevera ichave yakaita seyakapoteredza iwe. Uye nokuda kwechikonzero chimwe chete.
"Chii?" - Handizivi.
"Uye murume wako achakuudza zvakawanda nezvako." Ini ndakabhururuka kubva muchitoro, ndikakanganwa nei
akauya. Ndakamhanyira kumusha, ndichisimbisa dumbu rangu nemaoko ose, kuitira kuti ndisadzivirire kuti ndirege kufamba. Mukova ndiwo chete wakazaruka, uye Semenov akanga atovhiringidza ruoko rwangu uye kuti kate yakanyengedza sei ukamu hwakasviba.
"Tarasik arara, tinogona kurara pasi?"
"Iwe ucharara pasi ikozvino," Ndakapika. "Imwe chete." Mukuchengetedza kwakasimba. Ndiudzei, chii chinonzi cashier tsvuku kubva panzvimbo? Murume wangu akadzora ruoko rwake, akatendeuka kuitira kuti iye aone kutadza.
"Wakamedza rurimi here?" - kusvika pedo nekunyengera.
- Lyuba ...
"Wave uine nguva yakareba sei naye?"
"Chii?" Ndivanaani? Vanochera-cheka vachichera.
- Usazvifananidzira kuva valenok! Rudo
nerudo - ndizvo izvo uye naiye! Vanhu vanoti, hausi kungotora mwanasikana wedu kubva kuchipatara!
- Mashenka, zuva, kubata hove, zveinka ... Shoko rakatendeseka, rakatendeseka, imwe nguva chete dhiyabhorosi akanyengedzwa. Uye pakarepo anobereka! Uye kwandiri, kunze kwenyu, hakuna munhu ...
Ndaida kurova mutengesi Semyonov muchiso, asi asina nguva: mimba yemumbu yakanyengedzwa nekutambudzika kwakadaro zvokuti yakawira pamadziro kusvika pasi. Mwanasikana wangu akabereka mwedzi miviri mberi kwepurogiramu. Murume wangu akandiendesa kuchipatara zvinhu zvekutengesa fodya uye boka remaruva, uye akatotumira manotsi akadaro kuti vavakidzani vari muimba yacho vane mazino avo akabatwa negodo. Takaita tsvina yekugara mumba kuitira kuti tive nekubuda, uye shure kwaizvozvo, chero basa ripi neripi purazi, ndakatora chekutanga. Muzhinji, ndakamukanganwira "mushure" mushandirapamwe.
Uye muchengeti wemaziso matsvuku akazoroorana . Kunyangwe murume wake aiziva chii chaizorera mwana weumwe, kana kwete-ini handizivi. Muzhinji, murume akatevera nyaya iyo akashandura zvakasimba kuti ave nani. Ichokwadi, ini handina kurasikirwa nehana ye "maniac", asi iye zvino haana kundiswededza pamubhedha zvakangoita zvechisimba, asi ndakanyatsotarisa maziso angu ndokubvunza kuti: "Mashul, uyai, ah?" Zvakanaka, iwe ungaramba sei? Somunhu anorwara iwe haungadembi? Ndakanga ndine urombo! Anyutka (sezvatakadana mwanasikana wavo) gore rimwechete nehafu chete rakange razadzikiswa, uye ini zvakare ndinoenda kuchipatara chekuberekwa chizvarwa. Vatatu vana, maruva matatu - akazvininipisa zvakadaro, asi mhemberero. Amai vangu vakanga vasisati vandikurumbidza, sepakutanga kaviri, asi pane zvinopesana - akatuka: "Ndivo vane mamioneya chete vanogona kutanga mwana gore roga rega, uye iwe unowana makecks matatu, uye unokura sora kubva kuKentucky!"
Ndakanga ndagumburwa nemarunako , uye Semenov semakungu, mvura: "Usaita ruzha, amai, vana maruva ehupenyu. Ipapo iwe uchazvionga nokuda kwevana vako vatatu! "Makore mashomanana akatevera haana kurarama zvakanaka nekuda kwemweya mumweya, asi zvaive zvakajairika, zvakanyanya hazvina kukakavara. Ichokwadi, ndakanga ndichinyunyuta pamusoro pemudzimai wese ane pamuviri, asi Semyonov haana kupa zvikonzero pachena zvegodo. Kusvikira nguva apo Anechka akaenda kuchikoro (Tarasik akatozodzidza mukirasi yechipiri). Ndinounza mwanasikana wangu musi waSeptember 1 unofadza, mumiseve, ndinounza kuna mudzidzisi, uye kunze kwekuti pane ... iyo chaiyo yaunasikana! Kunyangwe inguruve iyo yakafanana, bvudzi chete zvishoma nehombodo. Ndizvo chete muromo wangu wakazaruka kuti utaure chimwe chinhu, somumwe munhu shure kwangu, achikwevera muromo wangu. Akashanduka - cashier Lyubka. "Hongu," anodaro. - Neklasi yekutanga iwe. Ndakasarudza kurega ini pachangu, kunyange zvazvo achange ava nemwedzi mitanhatu chete inotevera. Ndizvo zvakafanana here? "
- Uye kunomanikidza kuvasikana vedu.
"Zvakanaka, nahalka!" - Waifunga, asi achidzoka akavharidzira: vanoti, zvakafanana. Uye pakati pavo, uye vose pababa vake - Semenov. Ndaida kuenda, uye Lyubka zvakare akabata ruoko rwangu:
- Uye mapatya edu akafanana ...
Ini ndisingatauri, asi kwete zvakakwana, nokuti ini ndichiri kukwanisa kuvhara kunze:
- Ndeapi mapatya?
"Tarisa kune avo." Iwe unoona, chikamu chechina chakakodzera? Kuruboshwe mumutsara wokutanga pane kuve-yered ... Uye chii chausina kuziva? Akatarisa vakomana ndokupedza: pano haufaniri kuongorora DNA, zvakajeka kuti maoko aSemenov (mupfungwa ... kwete maoko) nyaya. Icho chinosvika kuti hubby yakakwanisa kudyara yakaisvonaka flowerbed mumusha! Iye zvino ndinofunga iye zvino, kana kuti ndinorambidza uyu mureza wevanamato, kana kumutumira kumanikidziro emhirizhonga?