Merry sms guy

Nyaya inofadza SMS haigoni kufara uye kukufadza iwe kana pasina chaunofanira kuita, asiwo kubvisa kukakavara, uye dzimwe nguva kunyange kudzorera zvakaparadzana hukama hwehukama. Save the list of funny sms guy for all occasions!

Rwendo rwemashoko anofadza zvikuru:

1. Sawa, bunny! Ini ndinoda kudaro! Ndinopisa chaizvo nechido! Mad obsession fumes mafungiro angu! Ndinoda! Ndinoda! Ndinoda mangwana kuti abatsire amai vangu vachichera mbatata munyika! (iyo nyaya yemapatata inogona kushandiswa nechimwe chikumbiro, iyo iyo jaya haingagoni kubuda).
2. Kana iwe usingandipinduri iyi SMS mumasekondi mashanu, saka iwe unondipa chikwereti 50 kisses. Time up up! Ndinokukumbira kuti iwe ubhadhara nhasi mushure memazuva masere.
3. Ndaienda kundotumira chimwe chinhu chine rudo, chinyoro uye chakanakisisa, asi ini handigoni kukodzera mu-sms-ku ...
4. Kana iwe waifanira kupedza husiku humwe (iwe waidiwa wakaenda kune rimwe bhizimisi rwendo, nezvimwewo), mutumire SMS yakadaro yakawanda usiku: "Upenyu hwezuva hwakanga hupfupi, hwakange husina zvepabonde, husiku hwakanyarara!"
5. Mharidzo yakave yakashambadza, asi yakakurumbira nguva dzose: "Mangwanani handigoni kudya, nokuti ndinoramba ndichifunga nezvako. Mumasikati, masikati haapindi mumutsipa - mafungiro ose ndeawe chete. Mune manheru, zvakare, usadya - Ndinoshuva kusangana newe. Usiku handigone kurara - Ndinoda chaizvo ...
6. Darling, chii hero? Nenguva iyo ibva pane pfungwa dzangu - basa riri munzira!
7. Cherechedza chinyorwa! Tsvaga! Meso akanaka kwazvo munyika ari kuitsvaga, achiyambuka mutemo weushamwari uye achiba mwoyo wangu! Nokuda kwehupi hupi huri pamusoro pekupi - mubairo wekutsvoda zana!
8. Uchi, tine zvakawanda zvakafanana newe. Tinoda chinhu chimwechete - ini!
9. Kana iwe munguva ichangopfuura uchinjana nhamba dzefoni, usanonoka uye utumira murume uyu SMS inofadza: "Hungu! Iwe unotenda murudo pakutanga kokuona, kana ndinofanira kupfuura nedzimwe nguva here? "
10. Nhetembo inonakidza inokunda mwoyo wemunhu upi noupi: "Ndinokuda iwe, sadhiyabhorosi ari nhavo yake, semusvi wechiri mucheche, semukango unoda vapristi - ndiyo nzira yandinokuda nayo."

11. Iwe unonetseka pamusoro pemutambo wenethiwekhi (tsanangurira network yefoni inoshandiswa neaidiwa). Takaita sarudzo yekusarudza yekubhadhara basa uye takaona kuti iwe unotumira zvishomanana vashomanana vanoda SMS maziso kune musikana wenyu. Kana mamiriro acho asingashanduri mukati mevhiki, tichatomanikidzwa kukutsausa. (zvinonzwisisika kutumira shoko rakadaro romufaro kune mumwe mukomana kubva pachiverengero iye asingazivi kana kushandisa basa rekuvanza nhamba yake).
12. Iwe unofunga kuti iwe uri ani? Iwe unofunga kuti iwe ndiwe wakanakisisa uye iwe hauna wekuenzana munyika yose here? Unofunga iwe pachako zvinoreva hupenyu hwangu here? Kufungidzirwa na . Ndiri kupenga pamusoro penyu!
13. Mudiwa wangu, ndakangosiya muchipatara ... Nhasi ndakanzwa kurwadziwa kwakasimba mumapfupa angu, kuongororwa, kuongororwa ... uye kukuwana iwe mumoyo mangu!
14. Anodiwa, pakanga pane dambudziko-ndiri mumapurisa! Vakandidzivirira nokuti ndakanga ndakanaka chaizvo uye ndinonakidza. Vane humwe uchapupu pamaoko avo ... Ndingaitei?
15. Iwe unoziva, ndave ndichifunga uye ndakasarudza kuti handinamati iwe zvakare ... asi ndinongoda zvakashata!
16. A chiseled sexy chimiro ... inofadza meso ... inonyengedza hutsika hwemiromo yemiromo ... Asi ngatisitaure pamusoro pangu, iwe uri sei?
17. Kwemazuva mazhinji ndaienda kuzotaura, asi pandakaedza, hamuna kunditendera kutaura shoko. Ndine mukomana, ndinomuda. Ndakasarudza kukuudza kubva pane izvi kuburikidza neSMS. Uyu murume muduku iwe iwe!
18. Cherechedza chinyorwa! Ngozi yehutachiona hwehutachiona! Iyi nhamba yefoni iri pasi pesimba refoni inotyisa "worm", iyo inosarudza munyori akanaka kwazvo, ane mutsa uye wepabonde kubva mubhuku rekero uye anomutumira mharidzo!
19. Kana musangano wako wapera, tumira mharidzo yakadaro: "Oh, zvakashata zvepurasitiki, nguva yakawanda, kuedza kwakanyanya, zvipfeko zvakawanda - uye zvose pasina".
20. Kana iwe ukaverenga iyi mharidzo - iwe unondipa chikwereti, kana iwe ukachibvisa - kutsvoda, kana wakachengetedzwa - kumbira kune zuva romudiwa. Saka iwe uri kuitei?