Munyika dzakawanda vashandi vezvikwata zvekufambisa vanotora zvirevo zvevashanyi. Kune zvakawanda zvinganetseka zvakadaro. Humwe kutsamwa kwavo ndihohlesche chero joke. Verenga nyaya ino uye ona izvi, simudza, taurira vadiwa vako.
ZVOSE ZVINONYANYA "ZVINOKOSHA KWECHIMBA
Mumwe mukadzi kubva kuRussia mushure menguva yezororo muTurkey akati kune hofisi yake yekufambisa: "Ndinokukumbira kuti undipe chikwereti nokuda kwekuparara kwetsika kunokonzerwa nekudzorerwa kwehotera yechitatu-nehafu yebhodhi (zvokudya zviviri) zve 4-star hotels - yose-inosanganisira (iwe unogona kudya nokunwa munguva yeawa) . Somugumisiro wekuzorora uku, ndakakura mafuta kune chisingadi, uye murume wangu akandisiya ... "
VaFerensi vakawana mari yakasarudza kuenda nemudzimai wake kuenda kuMediterranean. Murume akwegura akazove anofadza: pakarepo haana kuda junifomu pamusoro pomutungamiriri, nenzira yaakasangana nayo, uye pakuguma akakumbira kuchinja imba. Pane mubvunzo wevatariri, chii chaizvo chaasina kugutsikana, vatashanyi-vakarova, kuti kubva pahotera haigone kuona gungwa, uye chete wharf uye motokari zvinotaridzirwa. Ipapo mutariri aifanira kutsanangura kuti muchina wacho akanga asati asvika pagungwa.
YAKARAMBA YOSE SALARY!
Mumwe mukadzi wekuRussia, paaikwanisa kutora hotera, akakumbira ketheni yegetsi muimba yake. The room was better - scuba! Zvisinei, izvi zvichinyadzisa komudzimai. Pakupera kwemazororo akazosvika kune vatariri vanofembera uye kuchema kwenguva refu. "Mubhadharo wose wakashandiswa iwe!" - mukadzi wacho akatsamwa uye akakumbira kumupa chikwereti nokuda kwekukuvara kose. Zvakabva zvaitika kuti aida teti yepamusoro yekubikira. Uye sezvo iwe usingakwanisi kupisa mhazha yemafini mukofi, mukadzi wacho aifanira kushanyira vabati vemazuva ose. Uye zvakaitwa mune zvakawanda kwazvo.
DZIMWE FOMU
Kunyanya kusuruvara kwepfungwa kwakaronga mutambi weItaly muBarcelona. Akaenda kunzvimbo yemvura, kwete kutora pamwe naye kunyauka. Zvechokwadi, hapana munhu akamubvumira kuti ashambire mune chimwe chinhu. Somugumisiro, muItaly akapomera mutambi wekufambisa, uyo akamunyevera kuti aifanira kuuya nemitambo yekushambira, asi haana kutaura kuti iyi yaiva mamiriro ekumanikidzira.
CHINOKOSHA CHINHU!
Mumwe murume nomudzimai vechidiki vechiChirungu pahotera muGreece vakakumbira imwe imba ine mabhedha maviri. Kuzvidemba kwavo, kwakanga kusina kudaro, uye mukomana nemusikana akaiswa muimba mune mubhedha mukuru wakaviri. Mwedzi inoverengeka mushure mezororo, mukomana uyu wakamhanyira kunzvimbo yekufambisa, apo mitsara yaiva: "Ndinokumbira vatungamiri vehotera kuti vave nemhosva yekuti shamwari yangu yava nepamuviri nekuda kwekuti isu takapiwa mubhedha weviri!"
Uye izvi zvikwangwani zvakasimuka panzvimbo yekusaverenga nekunyora kwevashanyi
Vashandi muIndia, vatashanyi vakatsamwa kuti munzvimbo dzekudyara munharaunda dzinoshandisa ndiro dzakanyatsogadzirwa ne curry.
Murume uyo akapedza mazororo ake muFrance, akadana kuti iye pachake uye akatanga kupika kuti aisagona kuwana mugwagwa wemagetsi matsvuku. Kuna Kslov, iye ari kuAmsterdam.
Mushure mekuenda kuBarcelona, vatambi vakanyora kunyunyuta vachiti: "Ndakatadza hafu yezuva kuti ndiongorore dzimwe nzvimbo dzekuvaka, izvo mutungamiriri wacho akaramba achidaidza kuti" Goudi's masterpieces. " Ndinokumbira kuti sangano rekufambisa ridzorere mari yekufambisa kwandiri, pamwe nekubhadhara kukanganisa kwetsika kwandakagamuchira kubva kufungisisa kwekuvakwa uku kusina kupera, kwaiva pamba muzhinji. "
Zviitiko zvakadaro zvinoitika muupenyu hwedu. Uye zvose nekuda kwekuregerera kwake uye kusatarisira. Mushure memazororo vanhu vazhinji vanoita chimwe chinhu chichivhiringidza, vanogara vachienda kusangano rekufambisa, uko vakatenga tikiti uye vari kuedza kuwana mari. Pano pane vashomanana vanofungidzirwa nenzira imwe neimwe kuburikidza nemhosva yehurumende, uye vamwe kuburikidza nehupenzi hwavo hwekuguritswa.