Kurarama pamwe chete muimba imwechete

Ndezvipi zvikonzero zvekusarudza kubvarha imba yevatatu? Uye ichatiponesa kubva pamatambudziko here? Kubvira pakuenda kuchitoro chinodhura mahara, shamwari dzechipfuva zvitatu: Ini, shamwari yangu yakanakisisa Mariyana uye shamwari yedu Oleg, yakasarudza zvakasimba kubvarha imba, uye mumwe nomumwe wedu aiva nechikonzero chacho. Shamwari yangu inokurudzira nharo dzake dzakasimba:
- Ungadya zvikwereti zvemukati zvakadini? - Wailed Mariyana. - Ndine mishonga iyi inogamuchirwa ndokufa! Ndakanga ndisingakwanise kuseka nemwoyo wose. Yaiva yakatendeka, yakachena uye inorwadza Mariaana kubva pakugara muimba yake mitezo. Saka ndakafanirwa kuzviswededza pamwe chete, uye shamwari yangu-neruoko ndokundikwevera ku cafe, uko Oleg akanga achingotimirira kwenguva yakareba.
Akange ane zvikonzero zvake zvokufamba.
"Handigoni kurarama nemadzitateguru angu," Oleg akataura nenzwi rokuchema.
- Uye nei kuchema? - takashamisika. - Unorarama pane zvose zvakagadzirwa! Iwe unoda kuzvibika, kushambidza masokisi uye kushambidza chimbuzi here?
- Vasikana, musatenda, ndinoda! - akadanidzira chaiyo Olezhek, uye takaputsika nekose. Shamwari yedu inonyanya kupenga! Ruzha rwacho rwakakonzera kucherechedza kwaa waitress, iye akaswedera ndokubvunzisisa zvinyararire.
Olezhka kubva mukuchengetedza kwevabereki vake kwakange kwakagadzirira kutizira kumagumo enyika, kubvarhara imba, kushambidza masokisi ake uye kubika.
"Iwe unogona kuseka zvinyararire here?" Kutyisidzira kwakashanda, uye isu takanyemwerera zvinyoro, tichitarisa purogiramu yedu yekupupuma.

Ndakashamisika kuti nei ndaida kufamba . Upenyu muimba yevabereki hwakandiitira ini. Asi, kurarama zvakasiyana, ini ndichanzwa ndakwegura, ndine mutoro, kana chimwe chinhu. Ndaigara ndichida kurarama zvakasiyana, asi handina kumboita chero chinhu ichi. Izvi zvinotyisa pamwe neshamwari dzangu dzinotambudza zvakasimudza kutora chiito chekuita. "Sei urege kubvarura gorofa rechitatu? Ndakafunga. "Zvakanaka, chii chinoponesa!" Olezhku pakati peusiku iwe unogona kugara uchikumbira kumhanyira fodya, uye Mariyanka vabiki vanoshamisa chete. "
"Saka zvinoreva," Ndakatanga kushevedzera. - Pane nzira yakanakisisa yekunze kwechigumbuso! Ngatibvarure imba yevatatu.
"Hazvina kutarisirwa!" - Mariana akanga achimhanya. - Mari yangu haina kuuya nokukurumidza.
"Zvakanaka, imi, amai, hamushamisi," Oleg akashungurudzika. "Hazvizoitiki mangwana!" Imba yacho ichiri kuwanikwa ...
- Usanetseka! - Ndakatsamwa. - Mhinduro, muzvokwadi! Vanobvumirana here kana kwete? Pfungwa yakangwara yakagadzirwa kweminiti yapfuura yakaita seinoidza, uye ndaida chaizvo kuti vabvumirane. Mariyana, akanyora miromo yake, akatarisa achifunga. Oleg akatsunga musoro wake mukufungisisa. Mushure memaminiti ekufungisisa kwakasimba, shamwari dzakabvumirana kugara pamwe chete, uye isu takatanga kukurudzira hurongwa hwekuita. Pakutanga takasarudza kuenda kumatare e-threesome. Vakanyatsopopotera kune vashandi vemamwe mamita emakiromita uye vakaedza kuvanyengetedza kuti isu tiri vadzidzi vakachena uye vanoremekedzwa munyika. Oleg akatsvoda vadzimai vemuoko, vakanyemwerera vachimufadza uye kunyange vakarova. Mariyana anodzokorora zvisingatauriki, achitarisa mumaziso evanovhiringidzika: "Unotaridzika sei saikuru vangu vadikanwa (tete, hanzvadzi - ndima yacho yakashandurwa zvichienderana nezera revaiti vemapurisa)." Uye ini, ndichifunga imwe nzvimbo yakanhuwa, yakashamisika zvishamiso zvekugadzirira uye "kushamisika" maonero kubva pahwindo. Mushure memaitiro akawanda asina kubudirira, takava nehanya. Chimwe chinhu chakashata! Chimwe nechimwe, sezvakabvumirana: mumwe nemudzimai waakatarisa akatarisa kwatiri zvisingaiti uye mushure mokunge mubvunzo unoti "Uchagara pano vatatu vedu here?" Zvematongerwe enyika akapa zororo kubva pagedhi.

Uye pakupedzisira kwezuva rakatevera rekuedza muridzi weimba paBereznyak akatsanangura kunyadziswa: "Kwete, varume, zvinyengeri handidi pano." Uye akakurumidza kupopotera musuo pamberi pezviso zvedu. Takatarisana kwechipiri, nekumwemwerera kweupenzi, ndokubva taseka zvikuru zvokuti imbwa yakatanga kuchema shure kwemukova.
"O Mwari!" - kuburikidza nekuseka kunofanirwa kunze Olezhka. "Vanhu ava vose vaifunga kuti takanga tisina kururama!" Pano apa vanhu! Zvakanaka, handigoni!
"Nei ndichifanira kushamisika?" Tinofanira kubvisa purogiramu ye "Windows", zvisinei kuti hatizombofi takatora imba, "Ndakaputika. Zuva rakatevera chirongwa chedu chakaruramiswa zvikuru.
"Tichafanira kufamba muwiri," Oleg akataura. Saka zvinhu zvose zvakajeka uye hazvirevi. Takasarudza kuti "kutonga" kwedu kwaizova naMariaana naOleg, uye panguva ino, ndichagadzirisa mibvunzo yangu. Uye isu hatina kurasikirwa: vakaroorana "mukomana-musikana" vakaita zvakanaka zvikuru. Ichokwadi, panguva yekufambisa kwakazoitika kuti vanhu havatendi munhau yakadai se "isu tiri shamwari chete, hapanazve" (chi-he, ha-ha). Asi mwenga nemwenga vanotenda nechishuwo, zvisinei, nguva dzose paunenge uchisvoda uye uchimbundira! Mushure memazuva mashoma ekutsvaga kwakanyanya, Oleg naMariaana vakawana imwe nzvimbo kana zvishoma pasi yakagadzirirwa imba mushure mekuda kwechimwe chinhu. Takabvumirwa kupinda mumazuva maviri, saka boka rezvinetso zvisingafanoonekwi zvakatakurwa pazvinhu zvitatu kamwechete. Maryanu, somuenzaniso, ainyanya kunetseka nemubvunzo chete: sei kutakura zvinhu nenzira yakadai kuitira kuti vasatakura vatadzi vavo-zvakakonzera-zvipukisi kuenda kune imwe imba? Handizovanzi, mubvunzo uyu wakandishusha ini naOlezhka. Nokudaro, isu pachivande kubva kuMariyana chinyorwa chinonzi "sanitary and epidemiological station" muhotera yake. Uye imba yaiva nezvinhu zvayo yakavharwa nokuda kwekugawana. Musikana uyu aisagona kuatora, saka akanganisa kune vavakidzani. Mukubatana nemasimba aya majeure, Oleg naMariana vakapinda muimba, iyo avo vakaroorana vakabva vaenda - Oleg naMariana.

Izvozvi zvakakonzera kuti mutevedzeri Nastasya Ivanovna afarire kwazvo uye mibvunzo yakawanda inotungamirira. Mushure mematsanangudzo takakwanisa kugutsikana nemurume akaremara musikana kuti ndakanga ndashanyira Oleg kare, uye kwete mumwe musikana.
- Uye achatii kana achiona Mariya mupenyu? Mudzimai wangu wekutanga, kutaura! - kusveta thread, smirking uye kusagona kurega kuseka Oleg.
"Tichataura kuti iwe uri mukana wevapoteri weIraq uye takaroorana isu tose, uye tinokudai!" - Ndakasimuka kamwechete. Mazuva matatu okutanga takazvuzvurudza zvinhu mumba medu mutsva, takadzidza mharaunda yekuvapo kwezvitoro, mabhazi uye uye taifara nekukurumidza. Pazuva rechina, shamwari dzakaziva nezvehupenyu hwedu hwekuzvimirira, uye manheru iwayo akafanirwa nekusvika kwekambani huru ine shamwari dzedu, shamwari dzehama dzedu, zvakanaka, zvichingodaro kusvikira zvisingazivikanwi uye kurashikirwa kwekubatana kwemazano. Zororo racho raifarirwa nevanhu vose, kunze kwokuti musikana-shamwari yekadzikadzi weimba yedu, aigara pasi pasi pasi. Uyu mbuya kubva pazuva rokutanga, takadana kuti "hutsvene hwaMwari" nekuda kwekuti aiva dandelion yakakura kwazvo. Akaudza zvakare kuna Nastasya Ivanovna kuti aifanira kuteerera mutinhimira wedu wehuMwari usiku hwose. Mushure memutambo mutsva, Nastasya Ivanovna akazunungusa muromo wake zvikuru uye akatiraira kuti tigare. Takapika kuti tisingaiti chero runyararo kana kuti tisavhiringidza "dandy" zvakare.

Mangwanani akatevera anofara Mariana akauya kwatiri. Iye nezvimwe zvinhu zvake zvaikurumidza kunhuhwirira kunetseka. Kubatsira Maryana kuisa zvinhu zvake zvinonhuwira, Olezhka neni takataura zvisina maturo pamusoro pezviitiko zvedu zvezuro.
"Saka kune munhu chaiye anotsvaga pasi?" - achinyemwerera, akabvunza Mariyana.
"Ndizvo chaizvo, mukuru wangu!" - Yakashuma Oleg-A achiri kuyeuka: mudzimai wangu, ndinofanira kutora Katya. Kana iyo mutevedzeri aonekwa kamwe kamwe, tichakuvanza muimba yekugezera kana muimba yekamuri.
- Great! - Mariyanka akanga achinyomba, achikumbira. "Ndinoshamisika kuti tingagara sei pano kwevatatu vedu?" Hongu, mubvunzo ndewokuti, hongu, masheji, uye zvakanga zvisina kukodzera kumirira kwenguva refu. Mamwe manheru ezuva rimwechete mukomana wechikwata weMariana akasvika. Sezviri pachena, akanwa zvakanaka pamberi pechinhu ichi kuti ave noushingi, nokuti haana kuwira muToyota yake uye akaronga mutambo pasi pemahwindo edu. Kutanga, vakanyarara vakabvunza Mariyan kuti vakanganwire zvose uye vadzokere kwaari. Mukutsvaga kwekukanda zvipikirwa zvoupenzi kunyange kubvumira kuti aizoramba kuchinwa uye kusvuta. Mushure mekuonekwa kwevokutanga vanoteerera, akarambana nemwoyo wose. Akachema, akachema, akapfugama, achinyengetera, akaparadzirwa nemafungiro akaoma-mwoyo akadaro zvokuti boka revanhu vakatarisa rakanzwa mumwe muafled sobs. Mushure mechikamu chine ruzha, zviri pachena kuti zvakakwana zvekunzwa, Mariyankin akashungurudza kuti akasarudza kuzviuraya, izvo izvo akabva atanga Toyota yake uye akakurumidza kuputira mune garaji resimbi raMalume Vova kubva pasi repasi, asina kuzvikuvadza kana kuti " Toyota, "kana musuo garaji. Yaiva yakakwana kunze. Kwakanga kune ruzha rukuru zvokuti imba yose yakanga iri panzeve dzayo. Zvinonzwisisika, panguva imwechete mangwanani mangwanani bhero yemuridzi akaridza, uye takatanga kukurumidza kuunganidza zvinhu zvedu ...