Gore Idzva ikozvino ndiyo nguva yakanakisisa yezororo yevanhu vose. Usiku huno ndinoda nhau huru. Ndinoda kugamuchira kurota kunofadza kupfuura kwangu. Uye ipa mudiwa wako chimwe chinhu chichaita kuti afare zvikuru.
Chii chingaita zvipo zveNyika Idzva kune vadikanwa. Hazvina kudiwa kuti vape gomba kana chekugadzirisa, izvi zvicharatidza hupfumi. Varume sevana, zvakare, vanoda kugamuchira kushamiswa kweNyika Idzva. Zvipo zviri mumhando yewaini gorosi uye colognes, siya kune dzimwe mazororo. Pausiku huno mupe chipo chepakutanga.
Kana murume wako anodikanwa achifarira kubata hove, iwe unogona kumupa chipiro chekutenga gear gear. Iwe haukwanisi kuongorora zvaungasarudza kubva mumurwi uyu. Mune maonero ako, zvisingabatsiri zvakasvetuka, kubata hove uye kutakurwa.
Zvakakosha kusarudza chaiyo chipo ichocho chichabatsira vadiwa venyu kuti vazadzise dzimwe hope dzinofadza. Iye zvino zvinenge zvose mabhizinesi anopa zvigwaro zvekutenga, kutenga imwe yei, uye utende kuti murume wako achava anofara zvikuru husiku huno. Uye iwe uchava iwe unonzwisisika uye unoyemura kwaari mukadzi.
Kana murume wako achida kugara achishanyira vabati vehodzi, mupe pepa rekushongedza misoro ye salon yakanakisisa yeguta. Ikoko iye achaiswa muhutano uye pamwe nekukanda misoro yakasviba vachadzorerazve vhudzi ravo.
Iwe unogona kushamisa murume nekumupa chiremba chekusimbisa. Ikoko achazorodza mushure megore rakaoma uye kupinda gore idzva nesimba guru uye kunzwisisa kuti nei iwe kazhinji uchienda kunoshambadza, uye unopedza mari yakawanda panguva imwe chete.
Kazhinji kazhinji, varume vanotapira, vamupe mhando yezvokora zvechokwadi. Mhemberero iyi yakagadzirwa nenzira dzakasiyana. Kwaari zvichava kushamisika kwechokwadi.
Paunosarudza chipo, yeuka mitemo yakawanda:
chipo hachifaniri kuyeuchidza munhu anodikanwa nezvekukanganisa kwake kana kurwara;
chipo hachifaniri kumanikidza munhu kuchinja nzira yake yehupenyu;
pasi pepfeti murume anogona kupa mudzimai kana amai;
mari haigoni kupiwa kumurume kunyanya. Ichi chiratidzo chekusaziva uye kusava nehanya kune munhu wake;
chipo hachifaniri kuve chakanyanya kudhura, varume havana chokwadi pamusoro peizvi;
usakanganwa kubvisa cheki kubva kuchipo;
uye usapa chipo kune murume ane chinangwa chokurima.
Munhu anogona kupa bhodhoro rewaini yakanaka, whiskey kana cognac. Zvichienderana nezvaanosarudza kubva kunwa doro. Muchigadzirwa ichi pane zvakawanda zvezvinwiwa zvinodhakwa mukugadzira kwakanaka, uye hazvizove inzwi rakaipa pane iwe.
Murume anofarira kupfeka maitiro uye iwe unonyatsoziva zvaanoda kubva mune zvipfeko. Ipapo unogona kumutengesa neimwe shati yakaisvonaka kana jumper.
Chikafu chakanakisa fodya kana chiedza chichafadzawo murume.
Kana ari mutsigiri weboka rebhola, zvino sarudza nguo kana zvigadzirwa nemufananidzo weboka rake raanoda. Kana achida doro - kupa mugoro wewaini nemufananidzo wake. Sarudza zvipo maererano nezvaanoda, uye kwete kubva pamagumo ako.
Mukuwedzera kune zvipo zvenyama, unogona kuuya nezvipo zvekuda zvemudiwa wako. Ichashamwaridzana maari rudo uye chido. Sunga pamuti moyo nemanyorwa, nei uchida murume wako kana kuti chii chaunomuda. Kana kuisa kunze kumakona akasiyana eimba yacho chinyorwa nekubvumirana kworudo, uye kuratidza kune vanodiwa mune zvaanofanira kuvatarisira. Iwe unogona kunyange kugadzira mapeji eimba yako kana imba, apo munhu anodiwa achatsvaka manotsi. Nditendei, chikonzero chamuchave makashamisika zvikuru.
Unogona kutumira murume vhidhiyo congratulation. Nyora kufadza pamusoro pevhidhiyo kamera uye utumire ne-mail kune waunoda. Kana iwe unogona kusiya nzira shomanana nemashoko akanyorwa pakombiyuta yake mumakombiyuta kuti uzarure kwako kukwazisa.
Iro sarudzo inotevera: vhiki isati yapfuura gore reNtsva rinomutumira tsamba zuva rega rega mavhopu mavulopu. Ikoko kunogona kuva zvose kupupurirwa kworudo uye ndima.
Gadzira kadhi yako yemhuri, nemifananidzo yako uye mazuva matsvuku pamakarani. Uye pane pepa rimwe nerimwe nyora shamwari dzako kubva muzororo. Ichi chichave chiri munhu sechiyeuchidzo chemazuva ako akabatanidzwa. Varume vanowanzokanganwa zvinhu zvose.
Zvakanaka, kana murume wako ari rudo, uye iwe uri chipo chakanakisisa kwaari. Zvadaro uronga zororo kwaari, sarudza rimwe zuva, raunogona kupa kune wako unodiwa uye utange mangwana mangwanani. Endai pamwe chete ku-cinema, kuenda kunhandare yekambani, kuti mutasve kubva kumakomo ari pachidimbu, pamwe chete gadzirai kudya kwemanheru. Uye manheru ano taneta wakaputirwa muhombodo uye unakidzana neshamwari.
Iwe unogonawo kuronga runyararo rweNew Year's Eve Eve. Iwe unoda mashoma machena machena machena. Vafukidze nechepasi uye mubhedha. Dzorera mukamuri nemakenduru nemarambi e halogen, kuitira kuti zvive pachena. Zvose izvi kupembera, kusasa nemasikirwe emasera, pane ichi chiwi cherudo iwe uchapedza Zuva rakanaka reNyika Idzva!