Ziva iwe! Kupindura mibvunzo yakajeka pasina mumvuri wekunyadzisa, iwe uchadzidza nezvehutano hwako hunofadza zvikuru! Verenga urongwa hwemibvunzo uye edza kuvanyatsovhura mhinduro. Pasi apa uchawana kuongororwa kwemhinduro dzako uye, zvechokwadi, kutsanangurwa kwavari.
1. Unofunga kuti kuita zvepabonde kune basa rakaderera kana kuti rinopesana naMwari here?2. Wakachena here?
3. Kana mhinduro kumubvunzo wechipiri ichiti "Kwete", mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro, iwe wakaunza varume vangani kurara?
4. Varume vangani vakakunda rudo rwenyu?
5. Unowanzobvisa kunetseka kwepabonde here? Kazhinji? Mwari anodzivisa?
6. Ndezvipi zvakasiyana-siyana ndezvenzira dzako dzekuita bonhora?
7. Unokwanisa here kuunza munhu mu "hondo" pasina kumubata?
8. "Hausi zuva risina masaini!" - izvi ndezvako? (iyo nzira haina basa).
9. Unofarira kubata pamuviri wemurume uye nzvimbo dzaro dzisina kunaka here?
10. Ndezvipi zvinhu zvakakukomberedza kukuyeuchidza nezve phallus?
11. Wakamboona hupenyu huri muhope here?
12. Une zvinhu zvakawanda zvaunoda kuwedzera here? Kuti inhale kunhuhwirira kwavo?
13. Ndeipi iri pedyo nemwi: mvura yakashambwa kana yekushambidzira?
14. Unotsvaka vanhu here?
15. Kana iwe ungasarudza ani waizova ani:
a. Margaret Thatcher. b. Marilyn Monroe. c. Ini ndakakwana kwazvo!Uye zvino ngatitii:
1. Kana wakapindura "Hongu" kumubvunzo wokutanga, siyai muedzo uyu uye uchengetedze pane zvinyorwa zvenguva yakareba, yega yoga yechando. "Kwete"? Zvadaro 5 inotaura muhomwe yenguruve.
2. Kana iwe uri mukadzi mukuru uye wakapindura "Hongu" - mapepa ezero uye nokukurumidza uzive!
Mudzimai wechidiki? Zvino iwe une 3 nhovo - "Gwara rakarurama, shamwari!" Zvakanaka, nokuda kwemupinduri "Kwete" - 5 mapeji mune plus.
3. Mazana matatu? - Mumwe! (+1)
Zvinopfuura zvitatu, asi pasi pemakumi maviri? - 15 mapeji ega ega.
Nhoroondo haina kuzaruka zvakadaro? Zvino kwauri kuti mubvunze nhamba yechipiri, asi, marwa, pasina zvikoro.
4. Zvose hazvina kuoma: Kusvikira kune zvitatu-1 pfungwa, kusvika ku5-5 points, zvinodarika gumi nemaviri - zero! Rudo harusi mune zvakawanda zvakadaro.
5. Kuita bonhora nguva dzose? - izvi zvishanu! (5 points, zvechokwadi!).
Zvinowanzoitika nguva nenguva? - Nhatu (3 nhatu).
Ita bonde nekuita bonhora? - Gumi! (10 points).
Zvakanaka, "kwete" uye dare harisi - zero iri zero. (0)
6. Nzira zvitatu? - mapepa haana kuiswa, zero. (0)
Kusvika ku5? - yakasimba katatu pfungwa. (3)
Anopfuura mashanu? - zvechokwadi mashanu. (5)
Over ten? - Usataurira zvaunowana?
7. Kuvapo kwako kunotungamirira varume here? Tinokumbira tambo tichimirira pfungwa dzako gumi. (10).
Kwete? Zero yako nheyo ndiyo mhosva yebofu. (0).
8. Zvakadini newe? - Mazano gumi uye usatanga iye zvino. (10).
Kwete pamusoro pako? - zero kune mapofu, asi unoda here? (0).
9. "Hondo" yakasimba mumaoko ako inofadza mweya wako, inotambudzwa nekutarisira here? - ichava yechishanu kwauri kururamiswa. (5).
Ndihwo husiku huri pamubhedha, huchibvisa chiedza, sekuda kumanikidza munhu? - Nhatu uye kwete. (3).
Zvakanaka, kana iwe usingadi - zero. (0).
10. Muchitoro, makombikiti, uye pedo nebhanana uye iyo imwe yemhando yekudziya uye pfungwa dzisina kujeka? - Pakati gumi. (10).
Makapu chete nokuda kwesadi, uye mabhanana ari yogurt? - zero, kwete zvose zvinosuruvarisa - asi hazvikwanise. (0).
11. Kurota kwako kungoenderera mberi kwehutano hwako munyika isingazivikanwi. Uye kurota kunoratidzika kunoratidzira matarenda ako kumurangariro, munyika yenheyo dzezvemitemo uye zvinetso, kazhinji, dzimwe nguva, kuvigwa. Somugumisiro, "Hongu" zvinoreva zvishanu (5), "Kwete" zero. (0).
12. Inzwa uye uzvipoteredze nezvinhu zvinonakidza, apo uchibvisa zvakaipa - iyi ndiyo mararamiro emukadzi ane sexy. A "Yes" yakanaka ndeye gumi nevaviri. (10), "Kwete" - (0).
13. Indabhedha ine mhutu uye donho remafuta anonhuhwirira - mufaro unofadza kunekadzikadzi wepanyama? - Nharo dzechishanu. (5).
Mumvura yekushambidza kushambidza, kufara uye kudzokera kushanda, unetseka? - zero. (0).
Zvose izvi, zvinoenderana nemafungiro? - katatu yakasimba. (3).
14. Mukadzi-muvhimi kubva pasi pe eyelashes anotarisa razoval panzvimbo-hapana mukana wevakasarudzwa? - "Hongu" ndevashanu! (5).
Kana mukomadzi wacho akamirira pahwindo rewendeji, saka hazvisizvo ivo vanomuda uye zvepabonde hazvina chokuita nazvo. - Nokuti "Kwete" zero points. (0).
15. Pindura - tora pfungwa gumi (-10).
Pindura b - pamwe nemashanu (5).
Pindura c - pamwe gumi. (10).
Nhamba inobviswa inotitaurira kuti:
Kubvira pa10 kusvika ku100 mapikicha - iwe uri sexy. "Mukadzi anouraya", "Shumba yeshumba", "Hope dzomunhu chero upi zvake" - ndewe iwe!
Kubvira pamakore makumi matanhatu kusvika ku85, iwe unofara, asi uchienzanisa. Nhare yako ye sexy inoyera!
Pasi pemasero makumi matanhatu? - Aiwa, zvichida, nguva yako haisati yasvika, asi iyi haisi chikonzero chekuita zvepabonde neruoko rwako!