Izvozvo hazvitore vatambi veHockey
Dzimwe nguva zvinoratidzika kwandiri kuti murume anonzi Paris Hilton haapo. Izvo chaizvoizvo iye ari biorobot, yakasikwa mune zvakavanzika cellars zvePentagon, yakagadzwa nehurumende. Urongwa hwemvumo yekutenderwa ye "chibereko" yaifanira kuiswa; runako, upfumi, kushushikana, tsika yekutyisidzika uye kusava nematarenda akakurumbira. Kunyange kune rimwe sango rekusaziva, munhu anofanira kunge ari bvonde uye anonamatira ruvara rwepiniki. Chikamu chevanhu vepasi vanochida, vamwe vanochivenga, uye imwe chikamu hachizivi hazvo pamusoro pekuvapo kwayo: kune imwe nyika yedu shoma iyo iyo isati yamboita Indaneti uye yakasungira zvidhori zveSatellite pane imwe yegao, Chaizvoizvo, ipapo Paris uye zvakakosha: kwete kusiya chero munhu asina hanya. Kuvhiringidza, kunyaradza, kupa nzira yakawanda yakawandisa kana, pane zvinopesana, kuchido chakasimba cheupenyu hwakanaka. Ellochka the cannibal kuIff naPetrov vakarwa hondo naVanderbildihoy, mukunda wemamiriyoni Vanderbild. Uye madzimai maduku emazuva ano, ane mashoko, apo akawanda Ellochkin, anokwikwidzana naParis Hilton, vahosi varo-vasikana.
"Akakwana!" - gadzira maziso ako pachako. "Ndiri dummy!" - vamwe vachikuya meno avo. Asi vose vari vaviri vanopfuurira kuramba vachifambisa zita raanochiva nezita rezita mukati mezvinjini dzekutsvaga: nehuwandu hwekukumbira, zita reParis Hilton rinoparadza zvinyorwa zvose. Mamirioni evashandisi veInternet vanobvunza kuti musikana anoita sei izvo hazvina kuita chero chinhu. Dai Paris akanga asiripo, aifanira kunge akwira. Jean Baudrillard, mutungamiri wechiFrance uye chiremba wenhau ye postmodernism, akanyora nyaya muna 1991 yakanzi "Kwakange kusina hondo muGulf," iyo yaitaura kuti chero bedzi nyika yose ichiona Persia Gulf War chete paTV yakaratidzwa uye yakanga isina nzira yekuziva yaivapo Kutaura zvazviri, kukakavara uku kunogona kunge kuve kuunganidza mifananidzo nemashoko akadzora akataurwa nevatsananguri. Iyi firimu inoti "Rummage" ("Miswe inotakura imbwa") yakaratidza zvakajeka kuti izvi zvinogona kuitwa sei. Zvichida iperemeral blonde Paris inogara ichitsvaira pazvikwangwani, pamapeji emagazini uye pawebhu - hazvina kungoita fikisi, simulator yakagadzirwa neboka revarimi vekugadzira uye vanoita zvifananidzo?
Kana ini ndaive munyori we "X-Files", ndaizokwanisa kunyora rutsva pamusoro pekurangana kwepasi rose kugadzira musikana wokurova uye mifananidzo yemakore gumi mumunhu mumwe chete. Asi, tarisai, zvinoratidzika kuti Paris ichiripo. Uye, zvechokwadi, basa rake guru nderomukurumbira. Zvimwe zvose - kuedza kuva mufananidzo, muimbi, muiteereri, kuita rudo - hachisi chinhu kunze kwezvinhu. Unyanzvi, nenzira, uye yakanyanya kubhadharwa: nokuda kwekuonekwa kwake pamutambo, Paris inotora mazana emamiriyoni emadhora emadhora, Haasi yakaipa zvikuru kune iyeye wezuro neyekushayikwa kweiyo dowry - nyika yose inoziva kuti tateguru wemhuri yakanakisisa Barron Hilton akabvisa muzukuru asina kunaka wefa. Iyo tsvina yekupedzisira yakazadza mukombe weBharron wokutsungirira, mwanakomana wevakiki vehurumende yehotera yeConrad Hilton, yaiva musungwa wemazuva 23 webonde redu, uyo akasungwa nokuda kwekutyaira kwekutyaira.
Paris inobatanidzwa muzvinhu zvakafanana nevakuru, uye gare gare makirasi e-bourgeois, avo vakagadzirisa unhu uhwu kusvika pakukwana. Vasikana vaduku, vachinetseka chete nemabhola uye makuhwa enyika, kusvikira zuva ranhasi kwaive neine dime gumi nemaviri. Zvakaitika zvavo zvakanga zvisingaitiki. Vasikana ava vakave vakavhiringidzwa nechinangwa chemadzibaba avo, avo vakaroora ivo chete nokuda kwezvinangwa zvechirongwa: vasati vaine rubatsiro kubva kwavari, vanababa vechi pragmatic vakapikisa, asi munguva yekukunda vakadzi, marariya ezvakanaka akapararira kumashure - kunyange Erizabheti II anoroora nekuda kwekuda kukuru. Saka vakadzi vechidiki vechidiki, vachiziva kuti havana ruzivo rwebhizimisi remhuri, vakatanga kuzvitsvakira ivo-uye kuwana mune unyanzvi, rudo, kuratidza bhizinesi. Iye zvino zvinoshamisika munyika kuti uwane dzidzo yakanaka uye ita zvaunoda. Semuenzaniso, Ksenia Sobchak, pakutanga aifungidzirwa sechikwata cheParis Hilton, akadzivirira tsananguro yake mune sayenzi yezvematongerwo enyika uye haana kuzova muparidzi weTV chete, asiwo mutori wenhau anozivikanwa. Uye chete Paris Hilton anoshora pamashini: haaedzi kunyange kuedza kuita sokuti ari kuita chimwe chinhu chakakomba. Mafirimu ake anokundikana pahofisi yebhokisi uye anogamuchira mabhasikiti akazara e "Golden Raspberries", ma album ake haatengeswi, mweya wake, zvakare, hauna kutora. Uye Paris inoramba ichifadza: inoratidzika kuti iyi ndiyo chete basa raanopikira mune zvose zvakakomba. Anonyatsocherechedza utsanana hwemhando yakasarudzwa uye chimiro, chero chii chinotarisirwa.
Tsika yekutora zvinhu zvose kubva paupenyu uye zvakawanda kubva paudiki hwake: Paris yakakura mumhuri umo iye asina kuramba chinhu. Mukunda waRichard Hilton, mugari wenhaka kumhuri yeHilton, uye mutambi wemiterevhizheni Katie Avanzino akachinja zvikoro zvakasiyana-siyana - kune dzimba dzakawanda dzevarume vaviri vakapfuma - uye mune imwe yevo, muConnecticut, akanga ari nhengo yekodhi yevakadzi hockey. Fungidzira Paris Hilton muyunifomu yeHockey uye netsvimbo? Uye panguva iyo kune uchapupu: boka rakapfurwa reboka, apo iParis iri pamusoro pezvose - iye akanga atova nemafungiro emannequin.
Asi kunyatsotora kufarira zvikuru mitambo - zvisinei, uyewo chii, saka, kana - Paris haina kuburuka. Akadzingwa kubva kuchikoro kuburikidza nekuputsa mitemo: akatora fashoni kubva kuchikoro chikamu paaida, uye pamubhedha wake. Zvisinei, kuongororwa kwechikoro chekondari yeParis ichiri kupfuurira - pane izvozvi zvunivhesiti zvakaguma, Kwaiva nehupenyu hwehukuru hunofadza mberi.
Uye mhandara yakashama!
Paris Hilton kubva paudiki mudiki uye akabatwa nehope, ndokumuka. Amai vakakurudzira mwanasikana wangu neni kumarudzi ose evanhu, apo iwe unogona kuuya nevana, uye musikana akanaka akanga ari kwose kwose munzvimbo. Akatova achiri muduku, Paris akava muenzaniso uye akatotora chikamu chiduku mumitambo, uye pazera remakore makumi maviri nemasere iye akasaina chibvumirano chake chekutanga nehurumende yekufananidzira. Muenzaniso kubva kuParis wakabuda usina kuipa - nekuda kwekuonekwa kwekunaka. Zvinoratidzika kuti akatoita mari yakanaka; "Ndakarega kutora mari kubva kuvabereki vangu kana ndava nemakore 18. Kubvira ipapo, ndakagadzirisa hupenyu hwangu ndoga. Zvakanaka kwazvo kuziva kuti hausi munhu anovimba nemurume kana vabereki vako chero chinhu." Asi kuzozivisa vodka uye zvinonhuwira, pamwe nekufamba pamwe chete nekambwalk, pane dzimwe nguva kuonekwa pachikwangwani mune zviduku zvishoma mumapenzi emakwenzi ("Muenzaniso wevarume", "Cat in a hat"), zvakajeka zvakanga zvisina kukwana kuti zvive zvakakurumbira. Mhandara iyi yakakurumidza kuona kuti basa rakanaka harisi iro ruregerero rwekuziva.
2003 yakaratidzwa kuParis nezviitiko zviviri, imwe huru pane imwe. Kutanga, anowanikwa mumutambo chaiwo weTV "Upenyu Hwakanaka" - nhau pamusoro peviri "vasikana vegoridhe" vauya kumhenderekedzo yeAmerica uye vari kuedza kurarama "hupenyu huri nyore" hwakafanana: kubata mhou, kugadzira manyowa, kushanda mumunda. Zvechokwadi, haashandi. Asi kuratidzwa kwaizivikanwa nekududzirwa kwepanyika kwete nekuda kwechido chevateereri vazhinji kuti vaone kuti misha yevasikana vanoita sei mumadhorobha kupinda mune tsvina yakasviba mukutarisana nematambudziko chaiwo. Ichokwadi ndechokuti kunyange kusati kwasunungurwa "Upenyu Hwakadzikama" mumhepo, Paris yakava nyeredzi yemhando yakasiyana zvakasiyana.
Paris Hilton naRick Salomon, mwanakomana wekare aimbova vamiririri wekambani yefirimu Warner Bros, akasangana kwemakore matatu: akakwana kuti atore anenge awa yeimba kumba zvinonyadzisira pamwe chete nevakaroorana ndokutumira zvinyorwa paIndaneti. Mhuri Hilton pakarepo akazivisa pachena kuti Rick akashandisa musikana murombo. Iye, haafaniri kuva benzi, akatambudza mhuri yakanaka nokuti "kuisa mukurumbira wavo." Panguva iyi, iyo firimu yakatove yakaratidzwa muvhidhiyo yebhadhiyo, pasi pehurukuro yakajeka One Night In Paris ("Rimwe husiku muParis", kana rakashandurwa shoko neshoko, uye "Usiku humwe muParis", kana iwe uchiyeuka kuti heiress yakatumidzwa zita romurudo rwechiFrench). Sezvo nyaya yakareba uye yakaoma yematambudziko, apo yaisava pachena kuti ndiani ane mhosva, yakaguma isina chimwe chinhu, zvinoratidzika kunge zvichida kuti pfungwa yekutanga firimu yekusvibisa pepanhau mumhepo yaiva yeParis pachake, kana yaiva chibvumirano chisina kubatana naRick, chisimbiso chisingatauri cheizvi inogona kushanda sekuti iParis kuburikidza nedare redzimhosva ichiri nekodzero yekuwana chido chakanaka kubva kutengeswa kwenyaya.
Kufarira kwakagamuchirwa kwete zvinhu chete - ikozvino, apo ruzivo rwevanhu vazhinji vane makaro kune zvakavanzika zvitsvina zvakakweverwa, rakasara chete kutsigira naro nezvinowanzoitika zvinosvibisa uye zvinokanganisa. Nokudaro, vechidiki (mienzaniso, mimhanzi, vatambi, vatambi, "vakomana vegoridhe" chete) vanoshanduka pahanho risati iri magirafu, uye mabhanhire, uye hapana kubuda kune nightclub hazviiti pasina mafuta ekudya kwejecha rejecha. Paris inotamba pamatafura, ichipa munhu wose mukana wekuita kuti ave nechokwadi chokuti kupfeka zvipfeko zvisingashamisiki, anotaura kuti ane sangano naLeonardo DiCaprio (Leo anotya kwazvo), anounza kumapati asingagumi, uye iye zvino asina kusagadzikana Britney Spears, achimugadzirisa "Bentley" mu pink pink, inotanga mafashoni kune imwe nyanzvi yekuwana - chihuahua imbwa. Vanotaura nezvavo zvisingaregi. Yakasvika kusvika pakatarisana nemutungamiri weimwe yemitambo yemashoko Mika Brzezinskaya (mukunda waZbigniew Brzezinski, uyo aimbova mutungamiri wenyika wekuchengeteka weMutungamiri Jimmy Carter) akanyatsobudisa mashoko eParis Hilton kumagetsi emhepo; Akanga akatsamwa kuti prank inotevera yemupamadzi inofanira kunge iri yekutanga kubudiswa kwemashoko - izvi zvinokosha kupfuura hondo muIraq ?!
Iyi nhau , yakatsamwiswa nemushushi, yaiva yekuti unlucky blonde yakanga isati yasunungurwa kubva mutirongo. Nhoroondo yehukama pakati peParis nemutemo ndeye saga yakasiyana. Pakutanga akatongerwa mwedzi 36 kuti aongorore - kutyaira kunodhakwa - uye akadzima kodzero, asi heiress akashaya gwaro rekutonga uye zvakare akagara shure kwegumbo - panguva ino akavharirwa nekufambisa uye kutyaira usiku nemagetsi. Mutongi wacho akashamisika: "Iwe unoti sei iwe usina kuziva kuti chikwata chako chekufambisa chakanga charegwa? Iwe wakasaina purogiramu achiti iwe wakakaziviswa nezvazvo!" Paris, naively kurova eyelashes ake, akapindura: "Hungu, ndakasaina kwandakaratidzwa, asi ndakanga ndisinganzwisisi zvinorehwa, ndiri munhu anoshanda zvikuru." Kana yaiva joko, saka inodhura musikana wacho zvikuru. Mutongo wacho waverengwa: Mazuva makumi maviri mujeri. Paris yakachengetwa hafu: yakange yakafukidzwa nekumhanya "pamhepo yekutya" uye yakawira mukutambudzika kukuru. Mhandara paine pea, kana kupa kana kutora. Uyezve, hurumende yeLos Angeles inofungidzira kuti musungwa anozivikanwa anovadzisa zvikuru: "1109 madhora 78 masikati pazuva, izvo zvinowanikwa ka10 pane zvinyorwa zvevamwe vanokanganisa." Iyi, nenzira, inodhura kupfuura usiku huri muimba yepurezidhendi yeimwe yeHilton hotele.
Vafanani vakakwazisa mhuka yavo yakasunungurwa nemaruva uye pamwe nekambani tsvuku, yakagunzva Paris yakakurumidza kuzivisa kuti yaida chaizvo kubatsira vanhu uye zvirongwa zvekuenda kuRwanda nokuda kwezvikonzero zvekurumbidza. Zvisinei, munguva pfupi yakazoitika kuti rwendo rwacho rwakarongedzerwa kwenguva isingagumi: "Ndinotya," akadaro, sezviri nyore sezvakaitika kare, "Ndakadzidza kuti maitiro akadaro anonyanya kuipa." Haana kubva muParis Angelina Jolie. Mukurwisana nemamiriro ezvinhu ehupenyu hunotyisa, hazvishamisi kuti Paris haibatanidzi kukosha kwezvaanodana "basa rake". Mifananidzo yakawanda yakakundikana, imwe isati iri pasi pe album yakakundikana, designer bag line, zvinonhuwira brand, network ye nightclub. Zvinoratidzika kuti Paris inobatanidzwa mune zvose, asi chaizvoizvo - hapana. Basa iri rose rinotyisa rinodikanwa kwaari oga sechikonzero chokufamba-famba nenyika uye kuita mapato. Kubudirira kwake kukuru mumunda wekuratidzira bhizimusi ndeyeMTV Award ye Best Scream nekuda kwebasa rake mufirimu inotyisa Imba ye Wax. Iyo inofananidzira, nenzira, iyo firimu: mauri muurayi anotendeukira vanhu vapenyu mumifananidzo yewax. Haasi Paris pachake, nyika huru-setterter, kutengesa zita rake sechigadzirwa, wax dummy uye hapana chimwezve?
Iko kuratidzwa kunofanira kuenderera mberi
Sezviri pachena, kuitira kuti aratidze kuti hapana munhu ari mutorwa kwaari, Paris pamwe chete neTV channel yakatanga muAmerica neEngland chimwe chinyorwa chinoratidza "Best Friend of Paris Hilton." Nekubatsira kwekuratidzwa uku, mhandara, maererano nemashoko ake, anoda kuwana shamwari dzechokwadi dzinogona kuva nehanya naye semunhu, uye kwete sechirumbira uye bhegi remari. Akaramba achichema mubvunzurudzo yekusurukirwa kwake: "Kune vanhu vakawanda vakaipa muLos Angeles, iyo yakandifanirwa, asi hupenyu hwangu hwose hwakanga hwazvipira kumapato uye kutenga, asi pandakanga ndine nguva yekufunga, ndainzwa ndisina chinhu mukati." Kunyange kana ichi chiri chimwe chichifambiso cheR PR - chero zvakadaro kune vateveri veParis, vachiitevedzera pane zvose, izvi zvinofanira kuva chikonzero chakanaka chekufungisisa.
Kuti uve shamwari yakanakisisa yeParis, vatori vechikamu vanofanirwa kuita basa rekuita: kubva pakuchinja mararamiro ezvokupfekedza kunatsa manyowa muvhiri (kuratidza rudo rwavo kune mhuka). Mukadzikadzi, achitaurirana nevanozviti, anoona kuti vane mwoyo yakadini naye. Uyo anokunda anovimbiswa "zvidzidzo zvehupenyu hwepanyika kubva kuParis Hilton", Uye apo vatori vechikwata vachikwikwidzana, Paris inowanikwa pakati pevadzidzi veimwezve chokwadi inoratidza mukomana mutsva - zita rake ndiDoug Reinhardt, iye ari mutezi weblackball uyo akazviona pacheche paTV.
Nyeredzi dzezvakaratidzwa zviratidzo zvine zvakawanda zvakafanana neParis, uyo anorarama hupenyu hwake hwose se "seri kwegirazi": ivo vanosarudza kusaita chimwe chinhu kunze kwekuti vararame uye vanokwezva. Imwe yenyeredzi dzeChirungu "Big Brother", mutungamiri wezvinhu zvose zvinoratidzwa zvenyika, Jade Goody akashongedza kufa kwake kunorwadza nekenza sekuratidzira, Upenyu huri kuratidzwa, pasina kunyadziswa uye kutya - iko zvino hunoonekwa kune vose, kwete vanasikana vevamioneri, uye izvi zvinogonawo kuva kuzviziva. Isu tose tinorarama kune rumwe rutivi rwekona, uye zviri kwatiri kwatiri kana isu tiri ivo vari kuongorora kwatiri kana avo vatinoona, Paris Hilton i heroine yenguva yedu. Pasina isu, ingadai isina kuva-yakashinga, yakasununguka, iyo pfupi ... uye yakasurukirwa isina shungu.
Iye zvino ava nemakore makumi matatu nemana, iyo ndiyo nguva yekufunga nezvemhuri nevana. Kungofanana neParis yakaramba runyerekupe kuti aizotora makore mana, - Angelina Jolie haana kubva kwaari zvakare! Uyezve, mushure mokunge maiziva amai vaDoug Reinhardt, avo vakazova vakafanana zvikuru neParis ivo pachavo (zvinoita sokuti Freud akanga akarurama), mambokadzi wacho akawana kuti anochengeta zvipfeko zvake zvakanakisisa zvevanasikana. Vasikana vaanoronga kukura mawo mapepa. Zvinenge zvichifadza kana mukomana akaberekwa.
Kana zviri zvemufirimu , zvino, zvinoratidzika, Paris yakazviwana. Munguva pfupi yapfuura, iyo firimu "Ripo! Genetic Opera", inoridza mimhanzi pamusoro pehupenyu husina kunaka hwevanhu: vanhu vakarwa nechirwere chechirwere chakaipa chinoda kuchinja kwechimiro, saka kutengeserana kwakava basa rinobatsira zvikuru. Iyo aesthetics yemufirimu iyi yakasviba gothic cyberpunk nezvimwe zveBDSM, rimwe remabasa makuru rinoitwa neopera nyota Sarah Brightman, uye ndiani angapindura mubvunzo iwoyo, Paris yakaenda seiko? Zvisinei, mumufirimu, hazvina kukwana kuti marunette, saka zvichiri kutarisa zvinoshamisa. Unhu hwake Ember ndiye mwanasikana wemutungamiriri ane simba wekambani yehurumende yebhizimisi, mutengesi wezvinodhaka, akafungidzirwa nekuvhiyiwa kweplastiki. Mune chimwe chezvikamu zvekupedzisira zvefirimu, Amber anoedza kuimba mu opera, asi anorasikirwa nechiso. Zvakare, munhu, aneta ne "plastiki", anongobva kwaari. Kunyange zvazvo Paris yakawana imwe yeGold Mulino yebasa iri, kuzvidzora kwake mune iyi firimu - chaizvoizvo, kushamwaridzana kwakaipa pamutengi wevashambadziri, uko kutengeswa kwemuviri kwakazova bhizinesi guru - hazvigone kubatsira kunze kwekunyatsooneka. Vadiwa Vanoita mafirimu eHollywood, ivai vane mutsa seku: kutora Hilton mune zvakanaka, kuzvienzanisa purogiramu yechipiri. Zvakanakisisa zvose, Paris inotamba kuParis. Asi Paris haigone kutamba chero ani zvake.